Darksteel Underpants Era: Kijin --- AlphaInsidious Slavan K. Guiser --- Kankennon Incinerated --- CrovaxtheCursed Belgareth --- Kankennon extremeicon --- Slavan K. Guiser Agentdark --- Tyorl AlphaInsidious --- StevieT92 ButteBlues18 and sneakyhomunculus --- Salubrious Static --- Sir Blakely Senori --- The Fallen Evincar Alex+ --- !Chucklez! Istanbul --- Slavan K. Guiser Feyd_Ruin --- DrunkenBeetle DMMBY --- NavyJoe Beta-Male --- !Chucklez! Sir Blakely --- Kankennon Cyan --- DrunkenBeetle BaaPuff --- Salubrious CrAzEd MiKe --- Transferred back to CrAzEd MiKe at his request. votan --- Slavan K. Guiser nan --- Green Teabagger Kankennon --- DrunkenBeetle d24478667 --- Kankennon
Kankennon Era: Avatar’s soul goes to grappler12 grappler12’s soul goes to Slavan K. Guiser urzassedatives soul goes to ThornThallid Sir Blakely’s soul is transferred to Slavan K. Guiser Puzzle’s soul goes to iloveatogs Con_Valian’s soul goes to BeefyBot NecroBlade and DeceitfulBeauty’s souls go to HAWKEYE7 D24478667’s soul is transferred to Beefybot HAWKEYE7’s soul goes to Slavan K. Guiser Moss Elemental’s soul goes to diggymon123 Xenphire’s soul goes to Darksteel Underpants Slavan K. Guiser’s soul has been transferred to Darksteel Underpants diggy’s soul goes to DeceitfulBeauty RickCorgan’s soul goes to Sterling Angel Sterling Angel’s soul goes to Rodyle Belgareth’s soul has been transferred to Raia Tanthalas’ soul goes to Slavan K. Guiser Rodyle, Tyorl, and Xyre’s souls go to Tyorl void_nothing & extremestan’s souls go to Xyre Goblinboy’s soul goes to Aisling Leprechaun Furor’s soul goes to Beefybot spanglegluppet’s soul goes to Oasis Oasis’ soul goes to Tangerine Tulip
Slavan K. Guiser Era:
Bob Dole, Bob_Dole, and Bob Dole!! – Early Harvest
R&Doom – Beefybot
Qwerty – R&Doom
Hydrokinesis – Spanglegluppet
Annorax – Lord Moo
Kankennon Era, Part II: Dr. Tom's soul goes to Tel-Jilad Squirrel Glamdring_the_Foehammer's soul goes to Illuvatar Illuvatar's soul goes to Soul Grind Soul_Grind's soul goes to PurpleD PurpleD's soul goes to Rayne
Guest Host Era: (Diggy) Desyphur's soul goes to Tangerine Tulip Moss Elemental's soul has been transferred to Shadowfox Wessel's soul goes to Avatar of Kokusho Spiral's soul goes to Wessel
(Spanglegluppet) Danbanzero's soul goes to Jack Jack's soul goes to Patron of the Nerds Patron of the Nerds's soul goes to Faerie Lord Gnomeslaver's soul goes to Charlie Donaldson
(Tangerine Tulip) Fairie Lord's soul goes to Wessel Avatar of Kokusho's soul goes to Slavan K. Guiser Good&Evil's soul goes to Enter Manic WUFFLES II'S SOUL GOES TO GOOD&EVIL
(Wessel)
Rancored_Elf's soul goes to Faxanadu!
Moxman's soul goes to Tangerine Tulip!
Charlie Donaldson's soul goes to U_Legacy!
Feuerdrache's soul goes to Faerie Lord!
(void_nothing) Myrf's soul goes to Faerie Lord! KavuMonarch's soul goes to Faxanadu!
ALL PLAY: Faerie Lord is the stealer of Kankennon's soul from its rightful owner, DrunkenBeetle
Faerie Lord sold Faxanadu's soul to Shadowfox
Shadowfox sold Alacar Leoricar's soul to Jack
mrrodgers soul goes to nikral16 because nobody else wanted it
nikral16 gleefully handed his own soul over to glurman
glurman gave away his own soul to TobiaFunke
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
I bid two rabid turtles, a holo first edition collector's edition of my set (in the making), 47 jars of pickles, a smushed black widow spider (underneath my shoe) and a note that says "update the Half-Blood Imperium before I crush your head, Diggy!"
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
I bid negative of everything Wessel bidded, causing him to have:
21 x - Everything - (-20)
Copies of everything positive bidded above me.
The soulless bodies of everyone bidding below me.
Your own retun hell airticket (One way only)
Five fire squirrels
And half an O-RLY owl
Your own wand (No Guarantess of Magical Abilities)
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." - Peter Ustinov
"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right." - Isaac Asimov "To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else." - Burnadette Devlin
1) The Milwaukee Braves
2) A ripped in half diploma of CHS
3) 5 pieces of Chicken wrapped in cheesy bread
4) A copy of a Richard Simmons Workout video
5) 22 mutated, yet slightly tamed cockroaches
6) A broken speaker to my old computer
7) A box of crayons (crayon sharpener included :D)
8) A big book
9) A snapped lamp stand
10) A publix in Wyoming
11) the whole state of Wyoming
12) 5 lottery tickets from 1997
13) A mini big screen TV
14) A remote with no batteries
15) Pat Benetar (sang love is a battlefield)
16) A copy of a james taylor cd
17) James Taylor himself
18) A glass of fine chardonnay from Germany
19) A plate of veggie lasagna
20) 15% of all the blood in my dead dog's body
1.) Document signed by all the bidders in agreement that they won't waste one of their bids saying, "I bid everything under/above me", because that's just dumb.
2.) 78 plums
3.) Bush's location and any gun of your choice
4.) The Book of Incredibly Bad Jokes
5.) Three hundred gallons of ice cream (any flavor)
6.) An instant cure for hangovers
7.) 37 tickets to any 37 shows
8.) A cooling blanket - plug it in and freeze your guests to death
9.) A cell phone with 296 hours of prepaid service that can only recieve calls from Canada
10.) An invisible bikini
11.) Shocking practical joke gum pack that gives a shock strong enough to kill an elephant
12.) The power to believe it's not butter
13.) Four chances to use a time machine and travel to the past or future
14.) A pink pair of scissors to run with
15.) The Anarchists Cookbook
16.) The Zombie Survival Guide
17.) Permission to hold a state-wide orgy
18.) One superpower of your choice
19.) A three headed pet snake with multi-personality disorder
20.) The karma of Chuck Norris
21.) One healthy, fresh pink rose
22.) The immunity shot for prostate cancer
23.) 56 different colored/designed contacts
24.) A Fluffernutter
25.) Three passports
i only bid two things:
one night ticket with the chick (or guy) of diggy's choice
one night ticket with the chick (or guy) of desyphur's choice
*(or guy) refers that i don't know wether they're girl or guy
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if we could line up every person that lives in china, and try to reach the last one walking, we would never be able to do it, because of it's demographic growth would get bigger and bigger and we could not be able to reach the end
I bid,
-Your mothers soul which i stole from her last night
-A hotpocket launcher, which would have been used on all the other competiters for the leadership of the soul market, had we not come to a peaceful agreement.
-A panda named "Sir Jimmy McJohnson DeFanny" who sings Purple Haze over and over and over again.
-A limited edition autographed link
-One fish
-Make that two fish.
-Red fish...
-And a blue fish!:o
-and some collyflower... no body likes that sh**...
-the number 123498789102938756279384756278943857.999438
-A "pimping" new avatar for our buddy whos soul is up for grabs
très chic non?
- the catchphrase "Holy snarfing potato!"
- Boobs.
- 1002 uses for the word "Testicle"
- What ever the f**k this is
- A peanut butter flavored condom... you know you wannit.
-The meaning of life in form of a paper clip.
-A plum... BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION.
-A midget who is bent on world domination, to become your best friend.
-A REUSEABLE pass for a WORLD WIDE ORGY (eat that tulip )
-Shigeru Miyamoto (the creater of Legend of Zelda)
-A lock of PurpleD's hair
-Snow white
-and six of the seven dwarves
-the other got hit by a bus
-may he rest in peace
-The notification of the greatest song in the world "No Woman No Cry" cover by [spunge]
-Anything that belongs to PurpleD, as i can steal it no problem...
-A fpoon... complete with a spoon full of wendy's frosty...
-a Saz... or a Golid... them bastards at Wendy's think they can make a solid and a liquid a soquid? well eat your heart out you spitting in burger jerkoffs..
-A ticket that states "[insert name here] has the right to [insert desire here] for [time sequence]."
-A ticket stub from a System of a Down concert
-A dead muskrat named Frodo
-A big screen TV shaped like a hylian shield.
-A hylian shield
-A mathbook with penises and mustaches drawn on EVERYONE
-A spoon with "The Slugger" carved into it
-The Black Max soft ball bat that i used to hit a grand slam in gymclass.
-The deoderant stick that Bob Marley used before his last concert.
-The right to create any school subject.
-fourhundred and seventeen thousand potatoes with retarted faces drawn on them.
-A magic marker that can draw on ANYTHING, and not be erased without your express permission
-The mastersword (all eighty billion of them!)
-A foon. Not a spork, a foon. There is a huge difference.
edit: and in celibration of the Wii... the ability to use the ultimate phrase that them nintendoers set us up for...
Mother: <knocking on door> "Come on Diggy, its time for dinner!"
Diggy: "S*** s*** MOM DONT COME IN! IM PLAYING WITH MY WII!!!!"
hehe... has to be said outloud otherwise you are like Wtfrofllol?
Here we go again.
I bid:
1.) Plenty of hot wax to pour on your nipples. YAY HOCKEY!
2.) The rule book to S_G super hockey. Best Sport Evar, btw.
3.) A bowl full of loose change. I think there's about 17.27 US dollars in there
4.) Top Ramen. either cooked or dry, depending on if your from the ghetto or not.
5.) A sharpened pencil. Perfect for stabbing your teacher.
6.) If I get this soul I might start up a quest thread in the colo. I'm making no guarantees on this one.
7.)Laser eye surgery... From the discount laser eye surgery store.
8.) Lots and lots of mayonnaise. Do whatever you want with this one. Just don't come near me.
9.) A piece of ABC gum. From yours truly.
10.) One crappy smiley avvy. It really sucks, I promise.
11.) A tattoo. Performed with a baseball bat. don't ask how, please.
12.) The worlds largest hat. Who knows, you might be able to use it.
13.) An angry weasel. They have sharp teeth, trust me.
14.) For the ladies, one of my used condoms. I'm good breeding stock.
15.) A turkey baster. You know what it's for.
16.) A really cool spikey bracelet. You know you want one.
17.) Me in your birthday cake. You know you want some.
18.) The answer to how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop. Trust me, it's not 3.
19.) My autograph. I guarantee it will be worth at least like 2 bucks in about ten years.
20.) A never ending supply of matress tags. Let'er rip.
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****!! magician is gonna win!! damn him and his movie!
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if we could line up every person that lives in china, and try to reach the last one walking, we would never be able to do it, because of it's demographic growth would get bigger and bigger and we could not be able to reach the end
1) Total and complete control over the outcome of the current season of Last Comic Standing as well as all subsequent seasons.
2) The universal remote control portrayed in the movie Click, only with no flaws and guaranteed never to malfunction.
3) The USS Enterprise-F
4) The Nintendo Wii, along with a copy of every game for said system
5) The city of Greeley, Colorado
6) Diggy's autograph. I hear he's famous or something.
7) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The actual thing.
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Official Bouncer & Clan Rep of the Greek Alliance!
Many thanks to:
Sig: CharlieD at Limited Edition Signatures
Avvy: XenoNinja at HotP Studios
The rights to all the profits from XBox 360 sales
Ten chocolate chip cookies
The energy of a two year old on a sugar rush
A playset of slightly chewed on Force of Wills
Earwax.
A blow up doll that looks a lot like Rikku from FF X-2
and....
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
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There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Rules: http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=8966
Souls Owned:
TFE Era:
Stax's Soul - Istanbul
nan's Soul - swinkee
Mr Bloody Minded's Soul - Stax
Salubrious's Soul - Slavan K. Guiser
SorryGuy's Soul - Stax
Darksteel Underpants Era:
Kijin --- AlphaInsidious
Slavan K. Guiser --- Kankennon
Incinerated --- CrovaxtheCursed
Belgareth --- Kankennon
extremeicon --- Slavan K. Guiser
Agentdark --- Tyorl
AlphaInsidious --- StevieT92
ButteBlues18 and sneakyhomunculus --- Salubrious
Static --- Sir Blakely
Senori --- The Fallen Evincar
Alex+ --- !Chucklez!
Istanbul --- Slavan K. Guiser
Feyd_Ruin --- DrunkenBeetle
DMMBY --- NavyJoe
Beta-Male --- !Chucklez!
Sir Blakely --- Kankennon
Cyan --- DrunkenBeetle
BaaPuff --- Salubrious
CrAzEd MiKe --- Transferred back to CrAzEd MiKe at his request.
votan --- Slavan K. Guiser
nan --- Green Teabagger
Kankennon --- DrunkenBeetle
d24478667 --- Kankennon
Kankennon Era:
Avatar’s soul goes to grappler12
grappler12’s soul goes to Slavan K. Guiser
urzassedatives soul goes to ThornThallid
Sir Blakely’s soul is transferred to Slavan K. Guiser
Puzzle’s soul goes to iloveatogs
Con_Valian’s soul goes to BeefyBot
NecroBlade and DeceitfulBeauty’s souls go to HAWKEYE7
D24478667’s soul is transferred to Beefybot
HAWKEYE7’s soul goes to Slavan K. Guiser
Moss Elemental’s soul goes to diggymon123
Xenphire’s soul goes to Darksteel Underpants
Slavan K. Guiser’s soul has been transferred to Darksteel Underpants
diggy’s soul goes to DeceitfulBeauty
RickCorgan’s soul goes to Sterling Angel
Sterling Angel’s soul goes to Rodyle
Belgareth’s soul has been transferred to Raia
Tanthalas’ soul goes to Slavan K. Guiser
Rodyle, Tyorl, and Xyre’s souls go to Tyorl
void_nothing & extremestan’s souls go to Xyre
Goblinboy’s soul goes to Aisling Leprechaun
Furor’s soul goes to Beefybot
spanglegluppet’s soul goes to Oasis
Oasis’ soul goes to Tangerine Tulip
Slavan K. Guiser Era:
Bob Dole, Bob_Dole, and Bob Dole!! – Early Harvest
R&Doom – Beefybot
Qwerty – R&Doom
Hydrokinesis – Spanglegluppet
Annorax – Lord Moo
Kankennon Era, Part II:
Dr. Tom's soul goes to Tel-Jilad Squirrel
Glamdring_the_Foehammer's soul goes to Illuvatar
Illuvatar's soul goes to Soul Grind
Soul_Grind's soul goes to PurpleD
PurpleD's soul goes to Rayne
Guest Host Era:
(Diggy)
Desyphur's soul goes to Tangerine Tulip
Moss Elemental's soul has been transferred to Shadowfox
Wessel's soul goes to Avatar of Kokusho
Spiral's soul goes to Wessel
(Spanglegluppet)
Danbanzero's soul goes to Jack
Jack's soul goes to Patron of the Nerds
Patron of the Nerds's soul goes to Faerie Lord
Gnomeslaver's soul goes to Charlie Donaldson
(Tangerine Tulip)
Fairie Lord's soul goes to Wessel
Avatar of Kokusho's soul goes to Slavan K. Guiser
Good&Evil's soul goes to Enter Manic
WUFFLES II'S SOUL GOES TO GOOD&EVIL
(Wessel)
Rancored_Elf's soul goes to Faxanadu!
Moxman's soul goes to Tangerine Tulip!
Charlie Donaldson's soul goes to U_Legacy!
Feuerdrache's soul goes to Faerie Lord!
(void_nothing)
Myrf's soul goes to Faerie Lord!
KavuMonarch's soul goes to Faxanadu!
ALL PLAY:
Faerie Lord is the stealer of Kankennon's soul from its rightful owner, DrunkenBeetle
Faerie Lord sold Faxanadu's soul to Shadowfox
Shadowfox sold Alacar Leoricar's soul to Jack
mrrodgers soul goes to nikral16 because nobody else wanted it
nikral16 gleefully handed his own soul over to glurman
glurman gave away his own soul to TobiaFunke
Have fun!
-Kankennon-
spanglegluppet dot com
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Really important guy at the [499]!
spanglegluppet dot com
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
21 x - Everything - (-20)
Copies of everything positive bidded above me.
The soulless bodies of everyone bidding below me.
Your own retun hell airticket (One way only)
Five fire squirrels
And half an O-RLY owl
Your own wand (No Guarantess of Magical Abilities)
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." - Peter Ustinov
"To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else." - Burnadette Devlin
1) The Milwaukee Braves
2) A ripped in half diploma of CHS
3) 5 pieces of Chicken wrapped in cheesy bread
4) A copy of a Richard Simmons Workout video
5) 22 mutated, yet slightly tamed cockroaches
6) A broken speaker to my old computer
7) A box of crayons (crayon sharpener included :D)
8) A big book
9) A snapped lamp stand
10) A publix in Wyoming
11) the whole state of Wyoming
12) 5 lottery tickets from 1997
13) A mini big screen TV
14) A remote with no batteries
15) Pat Benetar (sang love is a battlefield)
16) A copy of a james taylor cd
17) James Taylor himself
18) A glass of fine chardonnay from Germany
19) A plate of veggie lasagna
20) 15% of all the blood in my dead dog's body
1.) Document signed by all the bidders in agreement that they won't waste one of their bids saying, "I bid everything under/above me", because that's just dumb.
2.) 78 plums
3.) Bush's location and any gun of your choice
4.) The Book of Incredibly Bad Jokes
5.) Three hundred gallons of ice cream (any flavor)
6.) An instant cure for hangovers
7.) 37 tickets to any 37 shows
8.) A cooling blanket - plug it in and freeze your guests to death
9.) A cell phone with 296 hours of prepaid service that can only recieve calls from Canada
10.) An invisible bikini
11.) Shocking practical joke gum pack that gives a shock strong enough to kill an elephant
12.) The power to believe it's not butter
13.) Four chances to use a time machine and travel to the past or future
14.) A pink pair of scissors to run with
15.) The Anarchists Cookbook
16.) The Zombie Survival Guide
17.) Permission to hold a state-wide orgy
18.) One superpower of your choice
19.) A three headed pet snake with multi-personality disorder
20.) The karma of Chuck Norris
21.) One healthy, fresh pink rose
22.) The immunity shot for prostate cancer
23.) 56 different colored/designed contacts
24.) A Fluffernutter
25.) Three passports
one night ticket with the chick (or guy) of diggy's choice
one night ticket with the chick (or guy) of desyphur's choice
*(or guy) refers that i don't know wether they're girl or guy
if we could line up every person that lives in china, and try to reach the last one walking, we would never be able to do it, because of it's demographic growth would get bigger and bigger and we could not be able to reach the end
I figured that you were more unsure of their sexual preferences!
-Your mothers soul which i stole from her last night
-A hotpocket launcher, which would have been used on all the other competiters for the leadership of the soul market, had we not come to a peaceful agreement.
-A panda named "Sir Jimmy McJohnson DeFanny" who sings Purple Haze over and over and over again.
-A limited edition autographed link -One fish
-Make that two fish.
-Red fish...
-And a blue fish!:o
-and some collyflower... no body likes that sh**...
-the number 123498789102938756279384756278943857.999438
-A "pimping" new avatar for our buddy whos soul is up for grabs très chic non?
- the catchphrase "Holy snarfing potato!"
- Boobs.
- 1002 uses for the word "Testicle"
- What ever the f**k this is - A peanut butter flavored condom... you know you wannit.
-The meaning of life in form of a paper clip.
-A plum... BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION.
-A midget who is bent on world domination, to become your best friend.
-A REUSEABLE pass for a WORLD WIDE ORGY (eat that tulip )
-Shigeru Miyamoto (the creater of Legend of Zelda) -A lock of PurpleD's hair
-Snow white
-and six of the seven dwarves
-the other got hit by a bus
-may he rest in peace
-The notification of the greatest song in the world "No Woman No Cry" cover by [spunge]
-Anything that belongs to PurpleD, as i can steal it no problem...
-A fpoon... complete with a spoon full of wendy's frosty...
-a Saz... or a Golid... them bastards at Wendy's think they can make a solid and a liquid a soquid? well eat your heart out you spitting in burger jerkoffs..
-A ticket that states "[insert name here] has the right to [insert desire here] for [time sequence]."
-A ticket stub from a System of a Down concert
-A dead muskrat named Frodo
-A big screen TV shaped like a hylian shield.
-A hylian shield
-A mathbook with penises and mustaches drawn on EVERYONE
-A spoon with "The Slugger" carved into it
-The Black Max soft ball bat that i used to hit a grand slam in gymclass.
-The deoderant stick that Bob Marley used before his last concert.
-The right to create any school subject.
-fourhundred and seventeen thousand potatoes with retarted faces drawn on them.
-A magic marker that can draw on ANYTHING, and not be erased without your express permission
-The mastersword (all eighty billion of them!)
-A foon. Not a spork, a foon. There is a huge difference.
edit: and in celibration of the Wii... the ability to use the ultimate phrase that them nintendoers set us up for...
Mother: <knocking on door> "Come on Diggy, its time for dinner!"
Diggy: "S*** s*** MOM DONT COME IN! IM PLAYING WITH MY WII!!!!"
hehe... has to be said outloud otherwise you are like Wtfrofllol?
I bid:
1.) Plenty of hot wax to pour on your nipples. YAY HOCKEY!
2.) The rule book to S_G super hockey. Best Sport Evar, btw.
3.) A bowl full of loose change. I think there's about 17.27 US dollars in there
4.) Top Ramen. either cooked or dry, depending on if your from the ghetto or not.
5.) A sharpened pencil. Perfect for stabbing your teacher.
6.) If I get this soul I might start up a quest thread in the colo. I'm making no guarantees on this one.
7.)Laser eye surgery... From the discount laser eye surgery store.
8.) Lots and lots of mayonnaise. Do whatever you want with this one. Just don't come near me.
9.) A piece of ABC gum. From yours truly.
10.) One crappy smiley avvy. It really sucks, I promise.
11.) A tattoo. Performed with a baseball bat. don't ask how, please.
12.) The worlds largest hat. Who knows, you might be able to use it.
13.) An angry weasel. They have sharp teeth, trust me.
14.) For the ladies, one of my used condoms. I'm good breeding stock.
15.) A turkey baster. You know what it's for.
16.) A really cool spikey bracelet. You know you want one.
17.) Me in your birthday cake. You know you want some.
18.) The answer to how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop. Trust me, it's not 3.
19.) My autograph. I guarantee it will be worth at least like 2 bucks in about ten years.
20.) A never ending supply of matress tags. Let'er rip.
THE COLOR RED.
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if we could line up every person that lives in china, and try to reach the last one walking, we would never be able to do it, because of it's demographic growth would get bigger and bigger and we could not be able to reach the end
1) Total and complete control over the outcome of the current season of Last Comic Standing as well as all subsequent seasons.
2) The universal remote control portrayed in the movie Click, only with no flaws and guaranteed never to malfunction.
3) The USS Enterprise-F
4) The Nintendo Wii, along with a copy of every game for said system
5) The city of Greeley, Colorado
6) Diggy's autograph. I hear he's famous or something.
7) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The actual thing.
Many thanks to:
Sig: CharlieD at Limited Edition Signatures
Avvy: XenoNinja at HotP Studios
Does that mean, "You love Soul Market loooooong time? Sucky, sucky 5 dollah?"
edit: After readingC Crovaxthecurseds wii thing, i got thunking and posted an edit i think you might enjoy.
I enjoy it all, but it's up to Diggy this time around...
and its been six days diggy!!!!!
The rights to all the profits from XBox 360 sales
Ten chocolate chip cookies
The energy of a two year old on a sugar rush
A playset of slightly chewed on Force of Wills
Earwax.
A blow up doll that looks a lot like Rikku from FF X-2
and....
:lock:!!!
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
ahahaha... thats like, $2.92...
Edit: As i now reflect, that was probably the joke...
ill make you a funny one and draw some sinister vampire thing...
be done inna bit.
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4497/diggy8dy.jpg
Custom:
Dinglelolly:
I also throw in some English muffins. Yum. English muffins.
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"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
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Dinglegolly (awwwww, cute):
Other shtuff:
5) A bottle of elephant blood disguised as crystal light
6) Route 66
7) Route 77
8) Your own Hachi Hachi
Custom Tag:
Don't turn your back on me
Dinglegolly:
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