Ojutai: "Discipline, effort, wisdom, focus, these are the cobblestones of the path to true enlightenment."
Student: "Yes Lord Ojutai. But lately I have heard some vile rumors about our peoples' history that-"
*SLAP!*
Ojutai: "What did you learn?"
Student: "Ow! Lord Ojutai, why did you slap me?! I simply asked about the rumor concerning Tarkir's-"
*SLAP!*
Ojutai: "What did you learn?"
Student: "OWW! Lord Ojutai! Why do you keep-"
*SLAP!*
Ojutai: "What did you learn?"
Student: *sobbing* "That- that L-Lord Ojutai's version of history is t-true."
Ojutai: "Very good, young one."
Dromoka
Dromoka: "Blood is life, but it shall no longer be that which binds our people together. Our people shall focus on the strength of our community as a whole and work together towards a brighter future. Therefore, my first decree is that we build...A COMMUNITY REC CENTER! It shall be a place where all can gather to exercise and be among friends! It shall also offer an after school program for parents who must work overtime! It shall also offer family counseling and adult education services! Furthermore, the first Tuesday of every month we shall have a pot luck...A POT LUCK I SAY! And on that night there shall also be a raffle with the first prize being a gift certificate to Barnes and Noble! I HAVE SPOKEN!"
Silumgar
Silumgar: "MINE! MINE MINE MINE! All of this stuff is mine! You, old naga wench! What is that shiny bauble you are wearing? Give it to me for it is mine!"
Old Naga: "But Lord Silumgar! It has been in my family for generations! My grandmother's grandmother-"
Silumgar: "MINE! IT IS NOW MINE! You, random planeswalker! You too are now mine! I shall wear you around my neck like my Tasi-bling!"
Random Planeswalker: "Lord Silumgar! I am a person and not someone's property-"
Silumgar: "MINE!"
Kolaghan
Kolaghan: "We must be swift! We must be ready! We must strike with ruthlessness and cunning so our adversaries do not know what has hit them!"
Zurgo: *breathing heavily* "B-but, my Lord Kolaghan!" *wheezing* "We've been-" *wheezing* "Running for quite some time now. Can we maybe-" *wheezing* "Cut back on some of the cardio and work on...I don't know...our upper body strength or our cores?!" *wheezing* "I feel as a tall, male orc that-" *wheezing* "I should be stronger than this! They make fun of me at the gym! They call me Taco Bell! Maybe-" *wheezing* "If I spent more time lifting weights-"
Kolaghan: "SILENCE! You still have ten more laps to run, weakling!"
Atarka
Atarka: "Blurph gurbl iff hurgublefug!"
Dragon Servant: "Lord Atarka. I can't understand you when your mouth is full of...well...people. Please chew, swallow and then repeat your command-"
Older Dragon Servant: "Quiet, or she'll eat you when she is done! Just smile and nod, bro. You'll live longer!"
Dragon Servant: "Oh...yes Lord Atarka! Your strength and ferocity are unequal! Allow me to present to you four mammoth carcasses flame broiled and seasoned with rosemary and thyme just the way you like them!"
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Ojutai: "Discipline, effort, wisdom, focus, these are the cobblestones of the path to true enlightenment."
Student: "Yes Lord Ojutai. But lately I have heard some vile rumors about our peoples' history that-"
*SLAP!*
Ojutai: "What did you learn?"
Student: "Ow! Lord Ojutai, why did you slap me?! I simply asked about the rumor concerning Tarkir's-"
*SLAP!*
Ojutai: "What did you learn?"
Student: "OWW! Lord Ojutai! Why do you keep-"
*SLAP!*
Ojutai: "What did you learn?"
Student: *sobbing* "That- that L-Lord Ojutai's version of history is t-true."
Ojutai: "Very good, young one."
Dromoka
Dromoka: "Blood is life, but it shall no longer be that which binds our people together. Our people shall focus on the strength of our community as a whole and work together towards a brighter future. Therefore, my first decree is that we build...A COMMUNITY REC CENTER! It shall be a place where all can gather to exercise and be among friends! It shall also offer an after school program for parents who must work overtime! It shall also offer family counseling and adult education services! Furthermore, the first Tuesday of every month we shall have a pot luck...A POT LUCK I SAY! And on that night there shall also be a raffle with the first prize being a gift certificate to Barnes and Noble! I HAVE SPOKEN!"
Silumgar
Silumgar: "MINE! MINE MINE MINE! All of this stuff is mine! You, old naga wench! What is that shiny bauble you are wearing? Give it to me for it is mine!"
Old Naga: "But Lord Silumgar! It has been in my family for generations! My grandmother's grandmother-"
Silumgar: "MINE! IT IS NOW MINE! You, random planeswalker! You too are now mine! I shall wear you around my neck like my Tasi-bling!"
Random Planeswalker: "Lord Silumgar! I am a person and not someone's property-"
Silumgar: "MINE!"
Kolaghan
Kolaghan: "We must be swift! We must be ready! We must strike with ruthlessness and cunning so our adversaries do not know what has hit them!"
Zurgo: *breathing heavily* "B-but, my Lord Kolaghan!" *wheezing* "We've been-" *wheezing* "Running for quite some time now. Can we maybe-" *wheezing* "Cut back on some of the cardio and work on...I don't know...our upper body strength or our cores?!" *wheezing* "I feel as a tall, male orc that-" *wheezing* "I should be stronger than this! They make fun of me at the gym! They call me Taco Bell! Maybe-" *wheezing* "If I spent more time lifting weights-"
Kolaghan: "SILENCE! You still have ten more laps to run, weakling!"
Atarka
Atarka: "Blurph gurbl iff hurgublefug!"
Dragon Servant: "Lord Atarka. I can't understand you when your mouth is full of...well...people. Please chew, swallow and then repeat your command-"
Older Dragon Servant: "Quiet, or she'll eat you when she is done! Just smile and nod, bro. You'll live longer!"
Dragon Servant: "Oh...yes Lord Atarka! Your strength and ferocity are unequal! Allow me to present to you four mammoth carcasses flame broiled and seasoned with rosemary and thyme just the way you like them!"