I know there is an official joke thread already, but I figured, why not start a definitive list? Out of the many MTG jokes I have heard, a lot of them funny, this is one of the only ones that really caused an involuntary burst of laughter. So let's start this off with....
Q: How many MTG players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just two. One to turn the bulb and another to tell him how he could have done it two turns faster.
Card advantage is not the same thing as card draw. Something for 2B cannot be strictly worse than something for BBB or 3BB. If you're taking out Swords to Plowshares for Plummet, you're a fool. Stop doing these things!
Q: How many MTG players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just two. One to turn the bulb and another to tell him how he could have done it two turns faster.
Just one ,stoopid... what did you think?
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
Going off of that one, here's my first reading of Garruk, Caller of Beasts:
http://i.imgur.com/SDxBKk2.jpg
On phasing:
Please ban Paper Tiger.
--Thanks,
Rock Lobster
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.