Introduction-
Tamiyo: Yea, all my friends are here for our sleep over.
Liliana: A sleep over, how old are you?
Chandra: You sure you want to bring up age, grandma?
Liliana: Ha. Keep going there and you'll be sleeping with a lot of hungry men.
Tamiyo: Come on, stop being rude to each other. I want you to meet my new friends.
Vraska: Hi.
Liliana: *Laughs.* Silly girl.
Chandra: *Chuckles.* Why is she wearing a paper bag over her head?
Vraska: It's because I'm a Gorgon. You wanna see my face?
Liliana: *Stops laughing.* No, I'm fine.
Chandra: *Stops laughing.* Uh, so who is your other friend?
Nissa: A Treefolk was murdered to make that paper bag you wear, Vraska. You should be thankful.
Tamiyo: Actually, I made it out of magic and recycled materials.
Liliana: Oh God, it's an Elf.
Chandra: What's wrong with an Elf?
Nissa: I noticed you didn't water your plants today, Tamiyo. They are crying.
Tamiyo: Oh no, my babies! *Runs off to water her plants.*
Chandra: I see now.
Vraska: See what?
Chandra: Ummm...
Liliana: Nissa getting a wedg....Ah.
Nissa: Give me back my leaves! They're poisonous!
Chandra: O_O
Tamiyo: My babies have been nurtured and I sung them a lullaby. *Shocked at Liliana's swollen hands.* Liliana your hands are huge. What happened?
Vraska: Yes, somebody please tell me what happened.
Liliana: Why are you wearing poisonous plants?
Nissa: It's for self-defense against those who want to get their dirty hands on me. *Stares at Liliana.*
Chandra: It was just a prank.
Vraska: Backfired!
Liliana: Zip it.
Vraska: *Lifts the bag slowly.*
Liliana: *Covers her face with her hands.* I'm sorry.
Tamiyo: Here Liliana, you can soak your hands until the swelling goes down. We also can't forget your face, silly. *Washes Liliana's face.*
Nissa: Here. Better take these. *Holds out her hand with several herbal tablets.*
Chandra: What are these for?
Nissa: Parasites. Who knows where she might have been. *Looks at Liliana.*
Vraska: Nissa just made a joke.
*Everyone but Liliana laughs.*
Liliana: Funny.
(-)
Tamiyo: Let's see what's on TV.
Annocer: Next up on Azorius Court TV. Tibalt sues Sorin Markov for assault and battery. Isperia, Supreme Judge resides over the case.
Isperia: Tibalt explain what happened.
Tibalt: It's like this your honor. Here I am walking along minding my own business. When Sorin over here pops out of no where going all bat *bleep* crazy demanding where some chick named Avacyn is. He starts pulling out his sword and threatening to drink my blood.
Sorin: Objection! I take offense to being referred to as bat *bleep* or crazy. It's very demeaning to my Vampire heritage. Also I hate spicy foods.
Liliana: Isperia always finds both of them guilty. So just change it.
*Click.*
(Sailor Moon theme song plays.)
Tamiyo: Hey, let's watch....
Other girls: Turn it.
Tamiyo: Oh....
*Click.*
Tamiyo: So what do we wanna do then?
Chandra: Aren't sleepovers supposed to involve panties and pillow fights?
Nissa: What are panties?
Lily: I'm not wearing any either.
Chandra: Go figure...
Vraska: Did you say fight? I have a bag on my head.
Tamiyo: True. You would get your ass kicked that way...
Nissa: Wanna watch me grow a flower from a dust mote?!
Vraska: Don't make me call my assassins Nissa.
Lily: I want some ice cream...
Chandra: I don't do well with ice cream.
Tamiyo: Is that another 'hot *****' joke?
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
-VINTAGE- BUB Reanimator UBU TezzTinkerToys
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
*KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK*
Vraska: Who the hell is here at this hour?
Tamiyo: Lily... Did you invite the boys over here?!
Lily: *sheepish grin* Maybe...
Chandra: Oh, so that's why you're not wearing any panties...
Nissa: Ooooo!!! I like boys!! Me too! Me too!
Lily: Oh would you two cut it out... jus get the door.
Vraska: Where's the door?
Tamiyo: Oh, for Urza's sake... I'll get it...
*Door bursts open*
Garruk: *carrying a barrel of ale on each shoulder* WWWHHAAAAAAZZZZUUUUUUPP!!!!
Venser: Woot! Woot! Paaaaarrrrtaaaayy!!!
Sorin: Whoa... who's the Innistrad lookin chick? ...dibs.
Ajani: Hey there ladies!! Thanks for the invite!!! Where's the litterbox? Uh... I mean bathroom...
Jace: Jeez, you guys are gonna get the Wojeks called on us...
Tibalt: Hey! Its almost like you guys were tryin to ditch m-
Sorin: *slams door in Tibalts face* Yep. Maybe next time you dirty devil...
Lily: Thanks. That guy creeps me out... and that's sayin a lot comin from me...
Sorin: But of course my fair lady... and you are?
Lily: All yours...
Chandra: *rolls eyes* Are we gonna crack that booze or do I hafta burn somethin down?
Garruk: HAHA!! This one's talkin my language!!
Venser: Damn straight... lets do some liver damage!!
Tamiyo: Oh gawd, my place is gonna get wrecked... **** it... so am I. Mind pourin me a glass there big guy?
Vraska: Me too... how's about you jus fill up this bag and I'll do a headstand in it. Till I drown...
Nissa: Who wants to play Twister?
Venser: Is that what the kids are callin it these days?
Jace: Got any music? Like some Motley Gruul or somethin? Lets rock!!
Chandra: Wooooo!! That's some good drink! What is it?
Garruk: Thanks! I brew it myself... I call it Aethermeister.
Vraska: *BUUUUUUURRRPP* Oh crap... that was a bad idea... *hits the floor facedown*
Tamiyo: Jeez, did the gorgon pass out already?! Just as well... more for us. Hit me with another, wouldja?
Jace: Hey... where in the hells did Sorin and Lily go...?
Chandra: Oh gawd... already?! What a tramp... lets just hope one of em brought some Condemn s......
Ajani: Ok! I'm back! Lets get this par- Holy hells! What happened to the gorgon already?!
Jace: The gorgon tried to drown in Garruks Aethermeister...
Ajani: Well that was dumb. Ish. Can I get some of that, Beastman?
Garruk: Look who's talkin... *slaps Ajanis back* ...I'm jus kiddin dawg... uh. Cat. Dood. Guy.
Tamiyo: So what are we doin about the gorgon sprawled across the floor? Her tentacles are getting stepped on.
Chandra: *snaps fingers**a small flame erupts on Vraskas asscheek* Maybe that'll wake her up...
*Vraska bolts upright, stumble-runs out the door* *everyone bursts out laughing*
Nissa: That was kinda rude. Funny. But rude...
Lily: Hey, where did Vraska go?
Venser: Where did you go?
Lily: ...says the teleporter...
Sorin: Maybe she's goin to hang out with Tibalt. And turn him into stone...
Jace: Hey, where's Elspeth? Didn't you invite her? She's cute...
Tamiyo: Her and Koth are out playing with Phyrexians as usual... she's pretty uptight anyway.
Venser: Tell me about it...*rolls eyes* Apparently you'd have better luck with the necromancer...
Jace: Been there. Done that. *yawn*
Lily: *tap-slaps Jace in the back of the head* Oh hush... you know you love me...
Nissa: We should play a game!
Ajani: *with a slight kitty sneer* How about some 'poker'? *winkwink*
Venser: Is that what the kids are callin it these days?
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
-VINTAGE- BUB Reanimator UBU TezzTinkerToys
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
Elspeth: Ajani, I have always loved you.
Ajani: What about Daxos?
Elspeth: He was never the kind of kitty like you.
Ajani: What?
Elspeth: Mr. Fuzzy Whiskers you're so soft and cute. Are you going to purr for me?
Ajani: Uh... Did you hit your head somewhere?
Elspeth: I got some yum-yum fish. *Holds up Master of Waves head.*
Ajani: I... *Purrs*
Brimaz: This is awkward.
Ajani: Please don't tell the others.
Brimaz: I won't, as long you give me some of that head.
Ajani: No.
Tamiyo: Yea, all my friends are here for our sleep over.
Liliana: A sleep over, how old are you?
Chandra: You sure you want to bring up age, grandma?
Liliana: Ha. Keep going there and you'll be sleeping with a lot of hungry men.
Tamiyo: Come on, stop being rude to each other. I want you to meet my new friends.
Vraska: Hi.
Liliana: *Laughs.* Silly girl.
Chandra: *Chuckles.* Why is she wearing a paper bag over her head?
Vraska: It's because I'm a Gorgon. You wanna see my face?
Liliana: *Stops laughing.* No, I'm fine.
Chandra: *Stops laughing.* Uh, so who is your other friend?
Nissa: A Treefolk was murdered to make that paper bag you wear, Vraska. You should be thankful.
Tamiyo: Actually, I made it out of magic and recycled materials.
Liliana: Oh God, it's an Elf.
Chandra: What's wrong with an Elf?
Nissa: I noticed you didn't water your plants today, Tamiyo. They are crying.
Tamiyo: Oh no, my babies! *Runs off to water her plants.*
Chandra: I see now.
Vraska: See what?
Chandra: Ummm...
Liliana: Nissa getting a wedg....Ah.
Nissa: Give me back my leaves! They're poisonous!
Chandra: O_O
Tamiyo: My babies have been nurtured and I sung them a lullaby. *Shocked at Liliana's swollen hands.* Liliana your hands are huge. What happened?
Vraska: Yes, somebody please tell me what happened.
Liliana: Why are you wearing poisonous plants?
Nissa: It's for self-defense against those who want to get their dirty hands on me. *Stares at Liliana.*
Chandra: It was just a prank.
Vraska: Backfired!
Liliana: Zip it.
Vraska: *Lifts the bag slowly.*
Liliana: *Covers her face with her hands.* I'm sorry.
Tamiyo: Here Liliana, you can soak your hands until the swelling goes down. We also can't forget your face, silly. *Washes Liliana's face.*
Nissa: Here. Better take these. *Holds out her hand with several herbal tablets.*
Chandra: What are these for?
Nissa: Parasites. Who knows where she might have been. *Looks at Liliana.*
Vraska: Nissa just made a joke.
*Everyone but Liliana laughs.*
Liliana: Funny.
(-)
Tamiyo: Let's see what's on TV.
Annocer: Next up on Azorius Court TV. Tibalt sues Sorin Markov for assault and battery. Isperia, Supreme Judge resides over the case.
Isperia: Tibalt explain what happened.
Tibalt: It's like this your honor. Here I am walking along minding my own business. When Sorin over here pops out of no where going all bat *bleep* crazy demanding where some chick named Avacyn is. He starts pulling out his sword and threatening to drink my blood.
Sorin: Objection! I take offense to being referred to as bat *bleep* or crazy. It's very demeaning to my Vampire heritage. Also I hate spicy foods.
Liliana: Isperia always finds both of them guilty. So just change it.
*Click.*
(Sailor Moon theme song plays.)
Tamiyo: Hey, let's watch....
Other girls: Turn it.
Tamiyo: Oh....
*Click.*
Chandra: Aren't sleepovers supposed to involve panties and pillow fights?
Nissa: What are panties?
Lily: I'm not wearing any either.
Chandra: Go figure...
Vraska: Did you say fight? I have a bag on my head.
Tamiyo: True. You would get your ass kicked that way...
Nissa: Wanna watch me grow a flower from a dust mote?!
Vraska: Don't make me call my assassins Nissa.
Lily: I want some ice cream...
Chandra: I don't do well with ice cream.
Tamiyo: Is that another 'hot *****' joke?
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
Vraska: Who the hell is here at this hour?
Tamiyo: Lily... Did you invite the boys over here?!
Lily: *sheepish grin* Maybe...
Chandra: Oh, so that's why you're not wearing any panties...
Nissa: Ooooo!!! I like boys!! Me too! Me too!
Lily: Oh would you two cut it out... jus get the door.
Vraska: Where's the door?
Tamiyo: Oh, for Urza's sake... I'll get it...
*Door bursts open*
Garruk: *carrying a barrel of ale on each shoulder* WWWHHAAAAAAZZZZUUUUUUPP!!!!
Venser: Woot! Woot! Paaaaarrrrtaaaayy!!!
Sorin: Whoa... who's the Innistrad lookin chick? ...dibs.
Ajani: Hey there ladies!! Thanks for the invite!!! Where's the litterbox? Uh... I mean bathroom...
Jace: Jeez, you guys are gonna get the Wojeks called on us...
Tibalt: Hey! Its almost like you guys were tryin to ditch m-
Sorin: *slams door in Tibalts face* Yep. Maybe next time you dirty devil...
Lily: Thanks. That guy creeps me out... and that's sayin a lot comin from me...
Sorin: But of course my fair lady... and you are?
Lily: All yours...
Chandra: *rolls eyes* Are we gonna crack that booze or do I hafta burn somethin down?
Garruk: HAHA!! This one's talkin my language!!
Venser: Damn straight... lets do some liver damage!!
Tamiyo: Oh gawd, my place is gonna get wrecked... **** it... so am I. Mind pourin me a glass there big guy?
Vraska: Me too... how's about you jus fill up this bag and I'll do a headstand in it. Till I drown...
Nissa: Who wants to play Twister?
Venser: Is that what the kids are callin it these days?
Jace: Got any music? Like some Motley Gruul or somethin? Lets rock!!
Chandra: Wooooo!! That's some good drink! What is it?
Garruk: Thanks! I brew it myself... I call it Aethermeister.
Vraska: *BUUUUUUURRRPP* Oh crap... that was a bad idea... *hits the floor facedown*
Tamiyo: Jeez, did the gorgon pass out already?! Just as well... more for us. Hit me with another, wouldja?
Jace: Hey... where in the hells did Sorin and Lily go...?
Chandra: Oh gawd... already?! What a tramp... lets just hope one of em brought some Condemn s......
Ajani: Ok! I'm back! Lets get this par- Holy hells! What happened to the gorgon already?!
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
Major thanks to Traprootkami for the signature.
Ajani: Well that was dumb. Ish. Can I get some of that, Beastman?
Garruk: Look who's talkin... *slaps Ajanis back* ...I'm jus kiddin dawg... uh. Cat. Dood. Guy.
Tamiyo: So what are we doin about the gorgon sprawled across the floor? Her tentacles are getting stepped on.
Chandra: *snaps fingers**a small flame erupts on Vraskas asscheek* Maybe that'll wake her up...
*Vraska bolts upright, stumble-runs out the door* *everyone bursts out laughing*
Nissa: That was kinda rude. Funny. But rude...
Lily: Hey, where did Vraska go?
Venser: Where did you go?
Lily: ...says the teleporter...
Sorin: Maybe she's goin to hang out with Tibalt. And turn him into stone...
Jace: Hey, where's Elspeth? Didn't you invite her? She's cute...
Tamiyo: Her and Koth are out playing with Phyrexians as usual... she's pretty uptight anyway.
Venser: Tell me about it...*rolls eyes* Apparently you'd have better luck with the necromancer...
Jace: Been there. Done that. *yawn*
Lily: *tap-slaps Jace in the back of the head* Oh hush... you know you love me...
Nissa: We should play a game!
Ajani: *with a slight kitty sneer* How about some 'poker'? *winkwink*
Venser: Is that what the kids are callin it these days?
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
........................
Ajani: What about Daxos?
Elspeth: He was never the kind of kitty like you.
Ajani: What?
Elspeth: Mr. Fuzzy Whiskers you're so soft and cute. Are you going to purr for me?
Ajani: Uh... Did you hit your head somewhere?
Elspeth: I got some yum-yum fish. *Holds up Master of Waves head.*
Ajani: I... *Purrs*
Brimaz: This is awkward.
Ajani: Please don't tell the others.
Brimaz: I won't, as long you give me some of that head.
Ajani: No.