This thread should be pretty self-explanatory, however I shall explain!
Ever had a funny experience in magic, or a funny magic related experience? Then post your story here for all to see!
For example, I once was testing a GB Aggro deck on Cockatrice, and was playing against an opponent playing a Fish/LandStill mix. My opponent had a Standstill out and cast Cursecatcher. I then proceeded to draw 3 cards and say "Please sacrifice your Standstill." He replied with" No no, only I can sacrifice my standstill." I sat there for a moment and then said "But you cast a spell, meaning Standstill gets sacrificed and I draw 3." They sat there for a couple seconds and then replied with "F*** you," and left.
Let the LOLs begin!
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I'm playing elves. I have a progenitus that's on blocking duty against a goyf. I draw a quirion ranger and think "okay, I can hit my opponent and block as well! I attack, then I use the ranger's ability on the progenitus. My opponent says, "protection from everything". I reply, "I knew that".
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If that's your "casual," what on earth is required for "formal," a butler in livery shuffling the decks whilst a pianist plays Brahms in front of a tapestry?
Well, this hasn't happened yet but i hope it will when botg comes out
Im playing legacy death and taxes and my opponent brainstorms on my end step. I have a vial on two and in response to the brsinstorm, i vial in that new botg card thar only lets a payer draw one carda turn, my opponent then proceeds to flip the table.
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"Black should at least be able to kill stuff, right?"
"Actually, if you look at the official color pie, that falls into blue's part"
-Year 2047
Ha! Speaking of turn two, I've yet to not hear someone give me a solid "OH SH**" when I hit a 2nd or 3rd turn Thraximundar .
Makes me chuckle every time.
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-VINTAGE- BUB Reanimator UBU TezzTinkerToys
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
At FNM, there were only two people left playing, and they had just gone to turns. One had out an assemble the legion at 18, a second assemble at 3, and over 180 tokens. The other had Trostani and an army of populated Voice of Resurgence tokens, and about 300 life. They were unable to finish game 1.
I remember and FNM night where things were pretty laid back at the time. Either near the end, between rounds or whatever. Suddenly someone says "Who's juice box is this?" At the time I didn't think much of it until I saw the previously mentioned item which had probably been left behind by one of the kids that was playing that night. Next thing I know a group of us had come up with a independent film staring the juice box with time lapse video show the course of one day and nothing else. Then at the end the question of ownership would be asked with a Fin at the end. Then at some point we decided that wasn't weird enough. Removed the juice box from the idea and left the fast forwarded day and kept the question as to who's Juice box it was. At some point we began to wonder how it all started and ended up the way it did.
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Playing at free, casual FNM and one of my friend's wife starts to have a seizure. She is just sitting there, head tilted back, shaking. He comes over, holds her for about 15 seconds and she come back. he says this happens often when she gets stressed. a minute later, we resume lol.
A different casual FNM, my oponent is wearing a plastic mask with eye slits. He had on red cat contacts. Plus he didn't say a word the whole game, just pointed and used his fingers. Really Awkward.
Ever had a funny experience in magic, or a funny magic related experience? Then post your story here for all to see!
For example, I once was testing a GB Aggro deck on Cockatrice, and was playing against an opponent playing a Fish/LandStill mix. My opponent had a Standstill out and cast Cursecatcher. I then proceeded to draw 3 cards and say "Please sacrifice your Standstill." He replied with" No no, only I can sacrifice my standstill." I sat there for a moment and then said "But you cast a spell, meaning Standstill gets sacrificed and I draw 3." They sat there for a couple seconds and then replied with "F*** you," and left.
Let the LOLs begin!
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Modern
:izzet:Weird's Paradise [Primer]
URDelverRU
WWeenies! [Primer]W
UWTempered RelicWU
WBTainted SteelBW
Pauper
GStompyG
UDelvin'U
WWeeniesW
RRDWR
Legacy
URDread OrbRU
RUDelver's ServantUR
WDeath & TaxesW
WUGDelver!GUW
GUInfectUG
BUGDelver!GUB
EDH
WUBGainin' Life (feat. Oloro)BUW
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Mythic rares are fine.
Im playing legacy death and taxes and my opponent brainstorms on my end step. I have a vial on two and in response to the brsinstorm, i vial in that new botg card thar only lets a payer draw one carda turn, my opponent then proceeds to flip the table.
"Actually, if you look at the official color pie, that falls into blue's part"
-Year 2047
Makes me chuckle every time.
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
Vintage
against each other when I mindlessly ask my girlfriend out of nowhere...
"Hey, you wanna play with me?"
"You can play with Junk and I'll play RUG Diver ...uh... Delver. I mean RUG Delver."
We got a good chuckle out of that one...
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
A different casual FNM, my oponent is wearing a plastic mask with eye slits. He had on red cat contacts. Plus he didn't say a word the whole game, just pointed and used his fingers. Really Awkward.
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