So I often come up with very offensive jokes that are surprisingly void of foul language.
I thought I'd share a few, and ask if anyone has others.
A few years back, after the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terri_Schiavo_case
March 31st rolled around and I remember telling my friend over the phone after he asked what I was up to that day,
"In honor of National Terri Schiavo day, I will lay in bed and do nothing"
A long time ago, I told a joke to some friends while we were discussing tattoos.
"I got a tattoo of Princess Diana on my back...
<short pause>
...it's hard to see her, the car is really messed up."
After hearing more news on the Sandusky case, I remember saying (I'm not a fan of the Nittany Lions)
"At least someone at Penn State knows how to go deep."
Would you consider these offensive? I find some people have when I told them.
What offensively clean jokes have you told or heard?
*It is possible that I heard these jokes somewhere and repeated them when I first told them, but I feel like I told these jokes out of my own imagination and I was not copying them from someone else.
That being said, if you share a joke, it doesn't necessarily have to be originally yours.
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“Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by slight ligaments
are we bound to prosperity and ruin.”
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
I am probably every color-combination it is possible to be, though it's really hard to figure out what it would mean to be 4-colored....it doesn't seem logical to be 4-colored without being 5-colored.
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I thought I'd share a few, and ask if anyone has others.
A few years back, after the
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terri_Schiavo_case
March 31st rolled around and I remember telling my friend over the phone after he asked what I was up to that day,
"In honor of National Terri Schiavo day, I will lay in bed and do nothing"
A long time ago, I told a joke to some friends while we were discussing tattoos.
"I got a tattoo of Princess Diana on my back...
<short pause>
...it's hard to see her, the car is really messed up."
After hearing more news on the Sandusky case, I remember saying (I'm not a fan of the Nittany Lions)
"At least someone at Penn State knows how to go deep."
Would you consider these offensive? I find some people have when I told them.
What offensively clean jokes have you told or heard?
*It is possible that I heard these jokes somewhere and repeated them when I first told them, but I feel like I told these jokes out of my own imagination and I was not copying them from someone else.
That being said, if you share a joke, it doesn't necessarily have to be originally yours.
Thanks to Xenphire @ Inkfox for the amazing new sig
“Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by slight ligaments
are we bound to prosperity and ruin.”
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
People need to read this fanfiction, though:
www.hpmor.com
I am probably every color-combination it is possible to be, though it's really hard to figure out what it would mean to be 4-colored....it doesn't seem logical to be 4-colored without being 5-colored.