I always figured that the patient in Dryad's Caress would have an interesting view if he woke up and sat up a little... "I awoke to the dryad's knockers..."
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Dryad's Caress should have had the flavor text: "Mucho Gusto Me Llamo Bradley, and I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy" Bradley, Sublime Minotar of The Conclave.
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I actually never got that one until someone explained it to me. I guess because I'm not circumcised. Or something.
I still say the nephilim might very well be the most phallic card, just because it gets "bigger" and "stiffer" until it "penetrates" your opponent's defenses, and the flavor text just adds to it. Then Corpsejack Menace makes it do this twice as fast.
Now I wonder about the Duel Decks Koth of the Hammer. Doesn't look like his metal growths are ending under the loincloth.
Clergy en-Vec could very well be a priest or a scoutmaster.
Everyone knows Olivia Voldaren has three legs. But she also reminds me of Magenta from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I may be stretching it, but given what else is sometimes called a "third leg"...
And all the ladies really want some Tunnel Ignus for their birthday.
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Phage the Untouchable is a very unique joke. See in the story, she had sex with Cabal Patriarch. They had a baby. Now here's the joke. Phage at that time was a Minion. Wizards decided to give her the Zombie race. Now the sick truth, Cabal Patriarch is officially a necrophiliac.
Does anyone else think Ertai's whole relationship with Belbe was just WotC giving a giant middle finger to InQuest's jokes about how effeminate Ertai is?
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Actually, it isn't "skimpy". In Mirrodin, metal is a part of body - So that lady is theorethically naked.
It gets worse when you consider the Duel Decks Koth. Judging by the way the metal doesn't end under his loincloth, apparently all Vulshok have their, ah, "naughty" bits completely covered in metal.
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StaffFor bonus points, read the flavor text.
Barbed Shocker also has some... interesting flavortext.
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RG Omnath, Locus of Rage
UB The Scarab God
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer
WU Dragonlord Ojutai
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EDH:
GW: Selvala, Let us help YOU.
UB: Mirko Vosk, when outmatched cheat
BW: Vish Kal, The Arbiter of Reanimation
UG: Prime Speaker Zegana, the science of sorcery
RB: Malfegor, Traitor's Haven
UW: Daxos, Control-Fort-Tron
BG: Pharika, Goddess of Stax
RW: Gisela, Boros Control
RG: Ruric Thar, a Primal Surge deck
RU: Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Spellslinger?!?!
B:(Pauper) Mikaeus the Unhallowed
R: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient: The Power of Engineering
Ummm... ride 'em cowboy??? That is a dirty card, lol!
Well, this one is supposed to be dirty: Rod of Spanking... Thank you, sir may I have another!
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Quiz: What film is this quote from?
Reversal of Fortune ain't dirty, but it is quite... skimpy.
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On phasing:
Umm...beats me.
Never noticed that one before. You, sir, have practically made my day.
My contribution is Duskdale Wurm. In the words of its top-rated Gatherer comment, it's a "solid beatstick."
I actually never got that one until someone explained it to me. I guess because I'm not circumcised. Or something.
I still say the nephilim might very well be the most phallic card, just because it gets "bigger" and "stiffer" until it "penetrates" your opponent's defenses, and the flavor text just adds to it. Then Corpsejack Menace makes it do this twice as fast.
Now I wonder about the Duel Decks Koth of the Hammer. Doesn't look like his metal growths are ending under the loincloth.
Clergy en-Vec could very well be a priest or a scoutmaster.
Everyone knows Olivia Voldaren has three legs. But she also reminds me of Magenta from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I may be stretching it, but given what else is sometimes called a "third leg"...
And all the ladies really want some Tunnel Ignus for their birthday.
On phasing:
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One must be really naive or blind either to paint this or to approve this. Yet, nice find!
(Give your LGS judge a hug. He deserves it.)
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On phasing:
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=441962
Retribution WTF!
Pollen is plant male sperm cells. This lady is taking a lot of it to the face.
Plant Porn.
It gets worse when you consider the Duel Decks Koth. Judging by the way the metal doesn't end under his loincloth, apparently all Vulshok have their, ah, "naughty" bits completely covered in metal.
On phasing:
Servien
Chaos' Realm
Escalation of Chaos
Tales of Cahdaria
Enigmatic Distrubance
Celestial Unveiling