2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
When Young Wolf enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Undying
Immerwolf {Uncommon}
1GR
Creature - Wolf
Intimidate
Other Wolf- and Werewolve creatures you control get +1/+1.
Werewolves you control that are Humans can't transform.
2/2
Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite5WW
Legendary Creature - Praetor
Vigilance
Other creatures you control get -2/-2.
Creatures your opponents control get +2/+2.
4/7
Mirror Gallery5
Artifact
The "legend rule" doesn't apply to instants and sorceries.
Remove target creature you control from the game. Your opponent may search your library for a basic land card, put that card into play tapped, and then may shuffle your library.
Riku of Two Reflections2UBR
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may pay UR. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay UG. If you do, put a token that's a copy of that creature onto the battlefield.
Whenever Riku of Two Reflections enters the battlefield, put a Legendary Creature token named Riku of Two Reflections onto the battlefield.
Phantasmal Image 1U
Sorcery
Destroy a legendary creature.
(its not exactly meant to be bad just why not make phantasmal image be this instead of what it is...)
Leyline of the Void 2BB
Enchantment
If this is in your opening hand you may put it onto the battlefield.
When leyline of the void is on the battlefield you lose the game, after you lose the game you win the next 2 games.
There may only be 1 leyline of the void in your deck.
Time Walk1U
Sorcery
Take your next turn after your opponents turn.
Progenitus
WWUUBBRRGG
If Progenitus would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, shuffle Progenitus into your library instead.
Protection from everything except Swords to Plowshares and Path to Exile.
10/10
"You know Manningham's story of the burgher's wife who bade Dick Burbage to her bed after she had seen him in Richard III and how Shakespeare, overhearing, without more ado about nothing, took the cow by the horns and, when Burbage came knocking at the gate, answered from the capon's blankets: William the conqueror came before Richard III."
Just love it. I could see myself spending a few minutes pondering about the order (pun intended, I guess), then rereading the card and feeling like I usually do.
This just in! Through certain...questionable sources...of mine, I've got our first M13 Spoiler!
Junk Hydra XG
When Junk Hydra comes into play, figure out some new and interesting way of putting X +1/+1 counters on a creature. Then exile Junk Hydra, because seriously, who cares anyway? "Ever wonder why we stopped bothering to put flavor text on these things?" -MaRo
0/0 Mythic
"You know Manningham's story of the burgher's wife who bade Dick Burbage to her bed after she had seen him in Richard III and how Shakespeare, overhearing, without more ado about nothing, took the cow by the horns and, when Burbage came knocking at the gate, answered from the capon's blankets: William the conqueror came before Richard III."
Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur - 8UU
Legendary Creature - Praetor
Flash
At the beginning of your end step, draw seven cards.
Your maximum hand size is reduced by seven.
5/4
Stuffy Doll - 5
Artifact Creature - Construct
Infect
As Stuffy Doll enters the battlefield, choose a player.
Stuffy Doll is indestructible.
Whenever Stuffy Doll is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.
Tap: Stuffy Doll deals 1 damage to itself.
0/1
Archaeomancer - 2UU
Creature - Human Wizard
When Archaeomancer enters the battlefield, return target instant or sorcery to its owner's hand.
1/2
Erase - W
Instant
Exile target enchantment not named Rancor.
Omniscience - 7UUU
Enchantment
You may play land cards from your hand without paying their mana costs.
Redirect - UU
Instant
You may not choose new targets for target spell.
Timberpack Wolf - 1G
Legendary Creature - Wolf
Timberpack Wolf gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control named Timberpack Wolf.
2/2
DuressB
Sorcery
You reveal your hand. Target opponent choses a noncreature, nonland card from it. You discard that card.
Galvanic Juggernaut 4
Artifact Creature - Juggernaut
Galvanic Juggernaut attacks each turn if able.
Galvanic Juggernaut doesn't untap during your untap step.
Whenever another creature dies, tap Galvanic Juggernaut.
5/5
Blood Moon2R
Enchantment
Mountains are nonbasic lands.
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Sorcery
Destroy all creatures not in play. Then, regenerate all creatures that would be destroyed this way.
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2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
artifact
T, Sac ~: Shuffle your library into your graveyard. You gain 5 life.
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Generation 16: First time you see this, change the number up 1 and copy into sig. It's a social experiment.
Young Wolf
Creature - Wolf 0/0, G (1)
When Young Wolf enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Undying
Immerwolf {Uncommon}
1GR
Creature - Wolf
Intimidate
Other Wolf- and Werewolve creatures you control get +1/+1.
Werewolves you control that are Humans can't transform.
2/2
Roar, silver blogger of the Gods! Glorious Blog!!
Sorcery
Each player draws 7 cards, then discards their hand.
Okay, maybe not TOTALLY useless...it is 14 damage per player guaranteed with Megrim...
The creator of Maro's Magic 8-Ball!
Creatures you control can't be targeted by spells or abilities you control.
1G: Regenerate target creature
As prompted by certain threads on the forums, I'm now certain that the planeswalkers in DGM will be.... Ral Zarek, Morsel of the Firemind.
Legendary Creature - Praetor
Vigilance
Other creatures you control get -2/-2.
Creatures your opponents control get +2/+2.
4/7
Mirror Gallery 5
Artifact
The "legend rule" doesn't apply to instants and sorceries.
+2: Remove Venser, the Sojourner from the game, return it to the battlefield at the next end step.
-1: Creatures you don't control are blockable this turn
-8: Emblem, blah blah blah.
As prompted by certain threads on the forums, I'm now certain that the planeswalkers in DGM will be.... Ral Zarek, Morsel of the Firemind.
Sorcery
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Artifact
t, Sacrifice Black Lotus:
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures not in play. Then, regenerate all creatures that would not be destroyed this way.
Retired EDH - Tibor and Lumia | [PR]Nemata |Ramirez dePietro | [C]Edric | Riku | Jenara | Lazav | Heliod | Daxos | Roon | Kozilek
Remove target creature you control from the game. Your opponent may search your library for a basic land card, put that card into play tapped, and then may shuffle your library.
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Sorcery.
The next instant you play this turn can only be cast when you could cast a sorcery.
Discard a card.
Retired EDH - Tibor and Lumia | [PR]Nemata |Ramirez dePietro | [C]Edric | Riku | Jenara | Lazav | Heliod | Daxos | Roon | Kozilek
Instant
Put a card from your graveyard on top of your library. Shuffle your library.
Or
Reclaim G
Instant
Put a card from your graveyard on top of your library. Put the top card of your library into your graveyard.
MTGS egos at their finest.
Thoughts on proxies:
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may pay UR. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay UG. If you do, put a token that's a copy of that creature onto the battlefield.
Whenever Riku of Two Reflections enters the battlefield, put a Legendary Creature token named Riku of Two Reflections onto the battlefield.
MTGS egos at their finest.
Thoughts on proxies:
Instant
Burn ~: You win the game.
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Currently Running
Cryffyl
Just forgot the flavor:
"Oh, I could draw a Counterspell next turn..."
Ah, by talking about Counterspells...
Counterspell UU
Sorcery
Counter target spell.
Sorcery
Destroy a legendary creature.
(its not exactly meant to be bad just why not make phantasmal image be this instead of what it is...)
Leyline of the Void 2BB
Enchantment
If this is in your opening hand you may put it onto the battlefield.
When leyline of the void is on the battlefield you lose the game, after you lose the game you win the next 2 games.
There may only be 1 leyline of the void in your deck.
Time Walk1U
Sorcery
Take your next turn after your opponents turn.
WWUUBBRRGG
If Progenitus would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, shuffle Progenitus into your library instead.
Protection from everything except Swords to Plowshares and Path to Exile.
10/10
This is one of the most broken cards I've ever seen.
On another note:
Brainstorm U
Instant
Draw 3 cards, then get banned from competitive Magic for cheating.
I kind of thought the joke was: Impulse
Junk Hydra
XG
When Junk Hydra comes into play, figure out some new and interesting way of putting X +1/+1 counters on a creature. Then exile Junk Hydra, because seriously, who cares anyway?
"Ever wonder why we stopped bothering to put flavor text on these things?" -MaRo
0/0 Mythic
Diabolic tutor 2BB
sorcery
Search your library for a card, then shuffle your library.
Sublime Archangel 2WW
Angel
Flying
Exalted
Other creatures you control have exalted and attacks each turn if able
4/3
Safe Passage 2W
Instant
Prevent all damage dealt by you and creatures you control until end of turn
Battle of Wits 3BB
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 200 or less cards in your library, you win the game.
Tormented Soul B
Spirit
Tormented Soul can't attack and is unattackable
1/1
Bramblecrush 2GG
Sorcery
Destroy target nonpermanent permanent
Lumberknot 2GG
Treefolk
Hexproof
Whenever a creature dies, put a -1/-1 counter on Lumberknot
1/1
Legendary Creature - Praetor
Flash
At the beginning of your end step, draw seven cards.
Your maximum hand size is reduced by seven.
5/4
Stuffy Doll - 5
Artifact Creature - Construct
Infect
As Stuffy Doll enters the battlefield, choose a player.
Stuffy Doll is indestructible.
Whenever Stuffy Doll is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.
Tap: Stuffy Doll deals 1 damage to itself.
0/1
Archaeomancer - 2UU
Creature - Human Wizard
When Archaeomancer enters the battlefield, return target instant or sorcery to its owner's hand.
1/2
Erase - W
Instant
Exile target enchantment not named Rancor.
Omniscience - 7UUU
Enchantment
You may play land cards from your hand without paying their mana costs.
Redirect - UU
Instant
You may not choose new targets for target spell.
Timberpack Wolf - 1G
Legendary Creature - Wolf
Timberpack Wolf gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control named Timberpack Wolf.
2/2
I don't always post about Rafiq of the Many, but when I do, I cardlink to the original artwork, and not the supplementary product version.
"I trust myself to do my duty, even unto death. It's what comes after that I'm afraid of."
"Just fight without fear. Your soul is protected by the hand of Avacyn and will never submit to evil."
Sorcery
You reveal your hand. Target opponent choses a noncreature, nonland card from it. You discard that card.
Galvanic Juggernaut 4
Artifact Creature - Juggernaut
Galvanic Juggernaut attacks each turn if able.
Galvanic Juggernaut doesn't untap during your untap step.
Whenever another creature dies, tap Galvanic Juggernaut.
5/5
Blood Moon 2R
Enchantment
Mountains are nonbasic lands.
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