Kor Firewalker
Name this card. If you do, invalidate all RDW and big red decks, even if you've never tested against them, never looked at their lists, and don't actually have this card in your sideboard. Just like Silver Knight stopped goblins and dragonstorm from being decks during scourge.
-Meta Gamer, Wizard Adapt
(Sidenote: I'm not a red deck player, more of a UW guy. Still, I think it's hilarious when people just say "kor firewalker!" when a new red deck comes out.)
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I'll be sad if people don't start calling The Chain Veil "Fleetwood Mac."
Leyline of Sanctity
When this enters the battlefield, if the opponent is playing RDW, he is slightly inconvenienced. However, if opponent is an idiot, he will complain on forums for 20 pages.
Gaea's Revenge
Got the DoJ?
Leyline of Punishment
Man, I can't beat kor firewalker LOL JK he's a bear.
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Decks Modern UWRJeskai ControlRWU RWGBurnGWR Legacy UWStonebladeWU
-Remember that giant fireball you just threw at me? the one using all your eldrazi tokens and tapped all your land for? Yeah.. That's coming back. At you.
Maelstrom Pulse
Counter target token or Esper deck. If your opponent draws two or more of the same nonland permanent, choose one - that player runs scared of losing card advantage, or counter that player's luck.
Island (turn one)
Opponent considers number of viable counterspells in the format and dies a little inside. Opponent wonders why he's not playing blue and then breaks into cold sweat because he can't afford any Jace, The Mind Sculptor. Opponent promptly rage-quits.
Lightning Bolt- "If your deck has only one lightning bolt in it then you must put 3 more lightning bolts in it, if your deck has no lightning bolts in it at all, and you have access to red mana then all players around you may call you a moron"
Baneslayer Angel- "When Baneslayer Angel enters the battlefield, target opponent may groan miserably"
LeyLine of sanctity- "All burn decks get the middle finger"
Fog- "Attacking player wastes his turn and leaves himself exposed for a butt-raping next turn, during which he may contemplate why damage-prevention is in green instead of freaking white."
Iona, Shield of Emeria- "When Iona, Shield of Emeria enters the battlefield, if you have a painters servant on the battlefield, all opponents scoop."
Boldwyr Heavyweights- "When Boldwyr Heavyweights enters the battlefield, each opponent searches their library for a Shreikmaw and puts it onto the battlefield."
Vexing Shusher-"When Vexing Shusher enters the battlefield, if your opponent is playing blue you may laugh at him."
Flavour text- "Counter THIS!"
Lightning Greaves- "Whenever Lightning Greaves becomes attached to a creature, you may dance like Hammer"
Flavour text-"Can't touch this"
Halo Hunter- "If an opponent casts a Baneslayer Angel and Halo Hunter is in your hand you may chuckle to yourself, cast Halo Hunter, and then swear profoundly when you realise that Baneslayer Angel has f ☺☺☺ing protection from demons."
Black Lotus- "If you cast Black Lotus when any other human being can see you do it, you will be mugged by nerds on your way home."
Flavour text- "I'm worth more than your life"
Plummet- "Destroy target Baneslayer Angel"
Zephyr Spirit- "Zephyr Spirit cannot be cast. In fact, it can't even be allowed in your deck, seriously why did you put this thing in here? What form of mental retardation made you think you could actually find a use for this rancid dog turd? Burn it and all copies of it that you own."
Boldwyr Heavyweights- "When Boldwyr Heavyweights enters the battlefield, each opponent searches their library for a Shreikmaw and puts it onto the battlefield."
Vexing Shusher-"When Vexing Shusher enters the battlefield, if your opponent is playing blue you may laugh at him."
Flavour text- "Counter THIS!"
Lightning Greaves- "Whenever Lightning Greaves becomes attached to a creature, you may dance like Hammer"
Flavour text-"Can't touch this"
Black Lotus- "If you cast Black Lotus when any other human being can see you do it, you will be mugged by nerds on your way home."
Flavour text- "I'm worth more than your life"
Zephyr Spirit- "Zephyr Spirit cannot be cast. In fact, it can't even be allowed in your deck, seriously why did you put this thing in here? What form of mental retardation made you think you could actually find a use for this rancid dog turd? Burn it and all copies of it that you own."
I was not aware those cards were in standard. If they are, I gotta get my playset of Black Lotus.
Leyline of Punishment
Screw you Kor Firewalker. I'm still playing red.
Leyline of Vitality
Reletively inneffective unless there are two in your opening hand.
Leyline of Sactity
Guess what, you can't even target my planeswalkers! Suck on that!
Leyline of Anticipation
Target opponent questions every attack more than necissary as long as you have mana open.
Leyline of Void
Oh are you running Vengevine or Bloodghast? Sucks to be you man.
Jace Beleren:
Do you really want to counter me? Do you really want to waste removal on me? Good. Didn't think so.
Static: No Jace, The Mind Sculptors may enter the battlefield.
Secondary: Destroy target Jace, The Mind Sculptor.
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:symg::symw:Green White Eldrazi Ramp/Control:symw::symg:
:symu::symw::symb:Esper Control:symb::symw::symu:
MTGO:
:symr::symg:Titan Valakut Ramp:symg::symr:
Bloodthrone Vampire - 1B
Creature - Vampire
Sacrifice a creature: Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn. 1B: Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Use this ability only if you have a Reassembling Skeleton in your graveyard.
1/1 I'm now a Psedo-Nantuko Shade!!! Yeah!
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Currently Playing
TBA
Projects under construction:
Standard:
- Werewolves... O_o
Royal Assassin1BB
Opponents Important creatures can't attack
Act of Treason2R
Gain control of target creature until Fling is revealed. Untap that creature. It gains haste until Fling is cast. (It can attack and t this turn.)
InciteR
Cards' owner becomes red until end of turn and puts all cards up for sale on e-bay for having this card in his or her deck.
Get turn 3 drop turn 1 or get turn 9 drop turn 1 with 3 others.
People really don't read the standard in title do they.
Well since Scars is now out:
Mindslaver 6
Each opponent uses all their removal as quickly as possible. ,T, Sacrifice: Target player sacrifice every perminent possible, and uses all their removal on their cards.
Lux Cannon 4
Don't worry bout me, I can't do anything for several turns- LOLJK I just proliferated.
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Check out the thread for my cube if you have the time, and tell me how terrible it is.
Generals meant to be drafted first in a single pack of 6 cards.
And here is the actual cube, meant to be drafted in 4 regular sized packs. (60 card decks)
{+2} Bounce
{-1} Win the game. Only use this if your opponent has no cards in hand, or no green mana open, and you have 5+ creatures.
{-8} Exile 1 spell a turn, because you most likely
A) Already won
B) Only have 1 card in your hand
C) Ran out of stuff to exile
{3}
Name this card. If you do, invalidate all RDW and big red decks, even if you've never tested against them, never looked at their lists, and don't actually have this card in your sideboard.
Just like Silver Knight stopped goblins and dragonstorm from being decks during scourge.
-Meta Gamer, Wizard Adapt
(Sidenote: I'm not a red deck player, more of a UW guy. Still, I think it's hilarious when people just say "kor firewalker!" when a new red deck comes out.)
Basic Land - Island
If this is the first land you played this game, your opponents sigh.
T: Add NO U to your mana pool.
If this is in your opening hand and your playing against RDW or your playing legacy or vintage you win the game.
P. Lich
When CIP, If you control Darksteel Citadel you should win the game.
Thanks to DNC at Heroes of the plane studios for this awesome sig and SGT_Chubbz for the awesome avy.
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When this enters the battlefield, if the opponent is playing RDW, he is slightly inconvenienced. However, if opponent is an idiot, he will complain on forums for 20 pages.
Gaea's Revenge
Got the DoJ?
Leyline of Punishment
Man, I can't beat kor firewalker LOL JK he's a bear.
Modern
UWRJeskai ControlRWU
RWGBurnGWR
Legacy
UWStonebladeWU
Avenger of Zendikar- Scoop?
Momentus Fall- Sacrfice a big creature thats dying anyway, proceed to kill phase
Elvish Visionary-Please cantrip top deck a creature so vengevine ccan come out and play.
Banefire- Kill you.......unless you have twincast.
Pretty epic when you Maelstrom a couple of them though =P
Or Swerve.... yeah....
-Remember that giant fireball you just threw at me? the one using all your eldrazi tokens and tapped all your land for? Yeah.. That's coming back. At you.
Destroy all creatures. Like you have any out.
Playing:
Casual
Mucky Muck UUUUBB
EDH:
Niv-Mizzet UUURRR
Counter target token or Esper deck. If your opponent draws two or more of the same nonland permanent, choose one - that player runs scared of losing card advantage, or counter that player's luck.
Hmm... Your blightning doesn't seem so great anymore
Obstinate Baloth
Blightnings make me happy!
Redirect
Really!!! After the last 2 you're still running blightning. you must be some kind of massochist.
Blightning
I used to be king
If you hate the deck, I'm probably playing it!
Opponent considers number of viable counterspells in the format and dies a little inside. Opponent wonders why he's not playing blue and then breaks into cold sweat because he can't afford any Jace, The Mind Sculptor. Opponent promptly rage-quits.
If you hate the deck, I'm probably playing it!
All spells cast by opponent that he wants to resolve cost 3 mana more.
Primeval Titan
Fetch 2 Valakuts then next turn fetch 2 mountains and win game.
Inferno Titan
Lightning bolt, lightning bolt, breath fire!
Grave Titan
Mind if I bring my 2 friends along?
Celestial Colonade
Attack for 4 path your guy
Basilisk Collar
Bet you never knew Tim was into S&M
Baneslayer Angel- "When Baneslayer Angel enters the battlefield, target opponent may groan miserably"
LeyLine of sanctity- "All burn decks get the middle finger"
Fog- "Attacking player wastes his turn and leaves himself exposed for a butt-raping next turn, during which he may contemplate why damage-prevention is in green instead of freaking white."
Iona, Shield of Emeria- "When Iona, Shield of Emeria enters the battlefield, if you have a painters servant on the battlefield, all opponents scoop."
Boldwyr Heavyweights- "When Boldwyr Heavyweights enters the battlefield, each opponent searches their library for a Shreikmaw and puts it onto the battlefield."
Vexing Shusher-"When Vexing Shusher enters the battlefield, if your opponent is playing blue you may laugh at him."
Flavour text- "Counter THIS!"
Lightning Greaves- "Whenever Lightning Greaves becomes attached to a creature, you may dance like Hammer"
Flavour text-"Can't touch this"
Halo Hunter- "If an opponent casts a Baneslayer Angel and Halo Hunter is in your hand you may chuckle to yourself, cast Halo Hunter, and then swear profoundly when you realise that Baneslayer Angel has f ☺☺☺ing protection from demons."
Black Lotus- "If you cast Black Lotus when any other human being can see you do it, you will be mugged by nerds on your way home."
Flavour text- "I'm worth more than your life"
Plummet- "Destroy target Baneslayer Angel"
Zephyr Spirit- "Zephyr Spirit cannot be cast. In fact, it can't even be allowed in your deck, seriously why did you put this thing in here? What form of mental retardation made you think you could actually find a use for this rancid dog turd? Burn it and all copies of it that you own."
Adding fire automatically makes everything awesome.
I was not aware those cards were in standard. If they are, I gotta get my playset of Black Lotus.
Leyline of Punishment
Screw you Kor Firewalker. I'm still playing red.
Leyline of Vitality
Reletively inneffective unless there are two in your opening hand.
Leyline of Sactity
Guess what, you can't even target my planeswalkers! Suck on that!
Leyline of Anticipation
Target opponent questions every attack more than necissary as long as you have mana open.
Leyline of Void
Oh are you running Vengevine or Bloodghast? Sucks to be you man.
Generals meant to be drafted first in a single pack of 6 cards.
And here is the actual cube, meant to be drafted in 4 regular sized packs. (60 card decks)
Do you really want to counter me? Do you really want to waste removal on me? Good. Didn't think so.
Static: No Jace, The Mind Sculptors may enter the battlefield.
Secondary: Destroy target Jace, The Mind Sculptor.
:symu::symw::symb:Esper Control:symb::symw::symu:
MTGO:
:symr::symg:Titan Valakut Ramp:symg::symr:
Creature - Vampire
Sacrifice a creature: Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
1B: Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Use this ability only if you have a Reassembling Skeleton in your graveyard.
1/1
I'm now a Psedo-Nantuko Shade!!! Yeah!
TBA
Projects under construction:
Standard:
- Werewolves... O_o
Others
- Sliver Overlord EDH
- Riku
"Bet you didn't think you'd see me again, did you?"
OR
"SHOCKLOL"
Modern: Burn
Legacy: Burn
Casual: Treefolk Tribal
Commander: Mishra, Artificer Prodigy
Opponents Important creatures can't attack
Act of Treason 2R
Gain control of target creature until Fling is revealed. Untap that creature. It gains haste until Fling is cast. (It can attack and t this turn.)
Incite R
Cards' owner becomes red until end of turn and puts all cards up for sale on e-bay for having this card in his or her deck.
Sovereigns of Lost Alara 4WU
annihilator 2
14/15
Stuffy Doll killed my family...
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Target player puts 2 4/4 beast creatures from his hand onto the battlefield and gains 5 life
D'OH
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Hymn to Tourach
Target opponent begins to hate your gutts for playing black.
Dark Ritual
Get turn 3 drop turn 1 or get turn 9 drop turn 1 with 3 others.
Decks:
People really don't read the standard in title do they.
Well since Scars is now out:
Mindslaver 6
Each opponent uses all their removal as quickly as possible.
,T, Sacrifice: Target player sacrifice every perminent possible, and uses all their removal on their cards.
Lux Cannon 4
Don't worry bout me, I can't do anything for several turns- LOLJK I just proliferated.
Generals meant to be drafted first in a single pack of 6 cards.
And here is the actual cube, meant to be drafted in 4 regular sized packs. (60 card decks)
I'm 'a chargin' mah lazah!
Remove 3 charge counters from ~. FIRE YOUR LAZAH!!!!!!!!!!! BLAARGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Venser, the Sojourner :3mana::symu::symw:
{+2} Bounce
{-1} Win the game. Only use this if your opponent has no cards in hand, or no green mana open, and you have 5+ creatures.
{-8} Exile 1 spell a turn, because you most likely
A) Already won
B) Only have 1 card in your hand
C) Ran out of stuff to exile
{3}
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
ROFL
It's so true.
Blight Mamba 1G
Creature- Snake
Infect
1G: Regenerate Blight Mamba.
If Blight Mamba attacks and isn't blocked, defending player gets 8 poison counters.
1/2
Reckless Waif; It's the red Delver of Secrets.