Birds Of Paradise
Flying
When ~ enters the battlefield, target opponent searchs his hand for removal or counter magic. If none is found, that opponent begins to ponder how he'll commit suicide after being beaten down by a 11/12 mana accelerant.
"lol, flying"
Rafiq of the Many
"How did I get outclassed by Sovereigns of Lost Alara? I'm Mythic God Dammit!!"
Kor Firewalker
cumulative upkeep - If your opponent is playing Red he punches you in the face and you dont wince-
if you control 2 or more ~ and your opponet controls a red mana surce you win the game.
Negate
Target opponent ask why is wizards still printing counters at 2 mana. That player must rage quit it if he looses the match.
Explore
flip a coin, if you win the flip explore counts as a time walk. if you lose the flip
curse in agony and realize rampant growth is still king.
Guideon jura
when you play this card, reveal your hand. if it has at least one Jace the mind sculptor and an elsebeth target player looses the game.
All is Dust
Remove all planesewalkers from the game, they all burn in hell . Target noob wonders why this isn't rare and why has wizards not printed more PW hate in the actual colors.
Jace the mind sculptor
When you play Jace the mind sculptor burn 100 bucks if you can't sacrifice this card.
+1 target player abandons all hope.
+0 look at top four cards of your library unless your opponent rating is above 1600.
-2 target player curses blue and returns target permanent to his hand where it will stay forever.
-12 target player buys you a number of packs equal to the minimun prize support for this turnament top 8.
Polymorph
"target 0/1 creature you control becomes Chuck Norris!"
BAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh man I died a little inside with the Fog comment because that was exactly how I felt the only time it was ever casted against me.
And the polymorph comment hahah
Ondu Cleric
1W
When an ally comes onto the field under your control, Opposing RDW player hopes he has a bolt before Cleric blocks all reasonable chance of winning even if opponent was at one life.
Path To Exile
W
Destroy turn one Steppe Lynx. Creature's controlller will then fetch a land, which will be immediately followed by 4 Archive traps and a turn 1 gigantic F U to your opponent.
Eldrazi Monument
5
When Casted all your creatures get +1/+1, flying and are indestructible. Opponent will then have a brain fart and attack with their Nocuturnus and wonders how it was blocked by a 1/2 Eldrazi Spawn creature.
Awakening Zone
2G
During your upkeep choose one of the following. Sacrifice fodder for Eldrazi Monument, pump out a never ending sea of chump blockers, or pump out a never ending sea of mana acceleration. No matter the choice your opponent hopes to have an O ring. If not, he dies a little inside.
Sarkhan Vol
2RG
+1 All your creatures have +1/+1 and haste. We see you Eldrazi Spawn.
-2 Use after opponent Polymorphs into Chuck Norris. Take they're Chuck Norris and give it haste and beat them to death with their own Win Con.
-6 Opponent lets you put 5 4/4 dragon on the field because they cannot attack this turn. Then you make Opponent crap themselves by either Casting another Sarkhan Vol with the +1 ability, or cast Sarkhan the mad and explode 20 right into they're face.
"Some call it a Habit, Cardboard Crack Addict
Tried to pull away, but now I'm Back At it
Love is Emphatic, cards need to be played
Hailing from the BA, accumulating CA"
Yea, those are MTG Bars. What can I say, I am a dork
Jace Beleren2UU
Planeswalker - Jace
+2: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library.
0: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
-1: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
-12: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles his or her hand into his or her library. Wait, there's another Jace? 3
"VAMPIRE HEXMAGE!!!!" Quillspike2
Creature - Beast
:symbg:,Remove a -1/-1 counter from a creature you control: Quillspike gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
When Quillspike enters the battlefield, search your library for Devoted Druid and put it onto the battlefield.
1/1
Devoted Druid1G Creature - Elf Druid T: Add G to your mana pool.
Put a -1/-1 counter on Devoted Druid: Untap Devoted Druid.
When Devoted Druid enters the battlefield, search your library for Quillspike and put it onto the battlefield.
Baneslayer Angel
Flying, First Strike, Lifelink, protection from Demons and from Dragons
As an additional cost to cast Baneslayer Angel, if this is the first time you have cast this Baneslayer Angel, destroy target $50 bill you own. 0: Ragequit. Only an opponent may activate this ability and only if they are playing RDW.
Some angels protect the meek and innocent. Others seek out and smite $50 wherever it lurks.
5/5
Kor FirewalkerWW
Creature - Kor Soldier (U)
Remember how cards like Chill, Perish, and Light of Day would instantly win games when they were cast?
Yeah, I should have been printed in Tempest.
2/2
Iona, Shield of Emeria
Yeah, see that guy up there? The one that just put me on the table? Yeah he wins because I feel like it. Baneslayer Angel
I'm laughing at you because you don't have removal because you used it on my Hierarch. Blightning
If there is two or more copies of Blightning in your graveyard when you cast Blightning, target player ragequits. Cruel Ultimatum
Yes, that too. Ajani Vengeant (ultimate)
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want those? Too late.
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DCI Level 2 Judge
Modern: GRB Jund BRG RBU Grixis Delver UBR Legacy: W Death & Taxes W GRB Punishing Jund BRG GUR Canadian Threshold RUG Commander: RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
Sarkhan the Mad
0: oh look, a land! oh look, another land! whats this? -another- land?! (with Oracle of Mul Daya in play)
-2: Target creature's Baneslayer Angel's controller sacrifices it, then that player weeps and puts a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying onto the battlefield while you laugh at the irony.
-4: Each Dragon creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target player. *overly menacing voice-over* FINISH HIM! *pause* FATALITY! [insert controllers name here] WINS!
Mindsculptor
+2: Bolt me now, loser! Haha!
+0: Awesome.
-1: Bounce some stuff
-(arbitrary amount): Seriously, I'm more unnecessary than the 18th ability on Cruel Ultimatum. "Remember Cryptic Command? Now you have a real reason to fear 4 lands against a blue deck."
Rite of Replication2UU Sorcery
Kicker 5
If Rite of Replication was kicked, you win the game, otherwise, you just wasted so much potential.
Emrakul, the Aeons Torn15 Legendary Creature - F*** YOU!
When you cast Emrakul, the Aeons torn, if another player has a oblivion ring or Kalitas begin crying. Otherwise, you win the game.
Kalitas, Bloodchief of Ghet5BB Legendary Creature - Vampire Warrior BBB,T: If your opponent controls an Eldrazi fatty other than Ulamog, that player begins weeping as they scoop.
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Check out the thread for my cube if you have the time, and tell me how terrible it is.
Generals meant to be drafted first in a single pack of 6 cards.
And here is the actual cube, meant to be drafted in 4 regular sized packs. (60 card decks)
Time Sieve
Tap, Sacrifice 5 artifacts: If one or more holwing mines are in play when this ablity resolves, or you have one or more open the vaults in your hand, take +6 turns after this one, then you win the game.
I am petitioning for the removal of mythic rarity and boycotting overpriced singles. Sig this to join the cause for a more affordable Magic the Gathering.
Sarkhan the Mad
0: oh look, a land! oh look, another land! whats this? -another- land?! (with Oracle of Mul Daya in play)
-2: Target creature's Baneslayer Angel's controller sacrifices it, then that player weeps and puts a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying onto the battlefield while you laugh at the irony.
-4: Each Dragon creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target player. *overly menacing voice-over* FINISH HIM! *pause* FATALITY! [insert controllers name here] WINS!
LOL. That is how it is xDD
Baneslayer Angel 3WW
Creature - Angel 5/5
Flying, first strike, lifelink beats Red, protection from Demons Abyssal Precursor and from Dragons Jund. Oh yes.... I went there....
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Jace, the Mind Sculptor 2UU
Planeswalker - Jace
+1 Orly?
0 Orly?
-2 Orly?
-12 YESRLY! "I said what what, in the butt"
Serra Angel :3mana::symw::symw:
creature-outmoded angel
When Serra Angel comes into play, put a chip counter on your shoulder. Remove all chip counters only when you can afford a playset of Baneslayer Angels. I used to strike fear into people's hearts, but now I play second banana to this ***** because she has a red expansion symbol.
3WW
Come get some
Baneslayer Angel
3WW
Do I win?
Bituminus Blast
3RB
Time to live the dream
"Cards in hand?"
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Twincast alternate flavor text.
"What he said..."
Sig & Avvy by Disappointing Signets Inc.
CCC&G BRAGGING RIGHTS
Mafia Statistics
I collect pacifism: 228
Hilarious.
This has to be sigged.
mxmlmn on cockatrice
Flying
When ~ enters the battlefield, target opponent searchs his hand for removal or counter magic. If none is found, that opponent begins to ponder how he'll commit suicide after being beaten down by a 11/12 mana accelerant.
"lol, flying"
Rafiq of the Many
"How did I get outclassed by Sovereigns of Lost Alara? I'm Mythic God Dammit!!"
cumulative upkeep - If your opponent is playing Red he punches you in the face and you dont wince-
if you control 2 or more ~ and your opponet controls a red mana surce you win the game.
Negate
Target opponent ask why is wizards still printing counters at 2 mana. That player must rage quit it if he looses the match.
Explore
flip a coin, if you win the flip explore counts as a time walk. if you lose the flip
curse in agony and realize rampant growth is still king.
Guideon jura
when you play this card, reveal your hand. if it has at least one Jace the mind sculptor and an elsebeth target player looses the game.
All is Dust
Remove all planesewalkers from the game, they all burn in hell . Target noob wonders why this isn't rare and why has wizards not printed more PW hate in the actual colors.
Jace the mind sculptor
When you play Jace the mind sculptor burn 100 bucks if you can't sacrifice this card.
+1 target player abandons all hope.
+0 look at top four cards of your library unless your opponent rating is above 1600.
-2 target player curses blue and returns target permanent to his hand where it will stay forever.
-12 target player buys you a number of packs equal to the minimun prize support for this turnament top 8.
"It makes a great proxy. Just add marker."
BAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh man I died a little inside with the Fog comment because that was exactly how I felt the only time it was ever casted against me.
And the polymorph comment hahah
Ondu Cleric
1W
When an ally comes onto the field under your control, Opposing RDW player hopes he has a bolt before Cleric blocks all reasonable chance of winning even if opponent was at one life.
Path To Exile
W
Destroy turn one Steppe Lynx. Creature's controlller will then fetch a land, which will be immediately followed by 4 Archive traps and a turn 1 gigantic F U to your opponent.
Eldrazi Monument
5
When Casted all your creatures get +1/+1, flying and are indestructible. Opponent will then have a brain fart and attack with their Nocuturnus and wonders how it was blocked by a 1/2 Eldrazi Spawn creature.
Awakening Zone
2G
During your upkeep choose one of the following. Sacrifice fodder for Eldrazi Monument, pump out a never ending sea of chump blockers, or pump out a never ending sea of mana acceleration. No matter the choice your opponent hopes to have an O ring. If not, he dies a little inside.
Sarkhan Vol
2RG
+1 All your creatures have +1/+1 and haste. We see you Eldrazi Spawn.
-2 Use after opponent Polymorphs into Chuck Norris. Take they're Chuck Norris and give it haste and beat them to death with their own Win Con.
-6 Opponent lets you put 5 4/4 dragon on the field because they cannot attack this turn. Then you make Opponent crap themselves by either Casting another Sarkhan Vol with the +1 ability, or cast Sarkhan the mad and explode 20 right into they're face.
Tried to pull away, but now I'm Back At it
Love is Emphatic, cards need to be played
Hailing from the BA, accumulating CA"
Planeswalker - Jace
+2: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library.
0: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
-1: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
-12: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles his or her hand into his or her library.
Wait, there's another Jace?
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Teneb Reanimator EDH
Sunforge Mystic toolbox Casual
I'm banned from posting until next Monday. If you want to trade with me or if you want me to make you a sig, you must PM me.
"VAMPIRE HEXMAGE!!!!"
Quillspike 2
Creature - Beast
:symbg:,Remove a -1/-1 counter from a creature you control: Quillspike gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
When Quillspike enters the battlefield, search your library for Devoted Druid and put it onto the battlefield.
1/1
Devoted Druid 1G
Creature - Elf Druid
T: Add G to your mana pool.
Put a -1/-1 counter on Devoted Druid: Untap Devoted Druid.
When Devoted Druid enters the battlefield, search your library for Quillspike and put it onto the battlefield.
The [Pack]
Flying, First Strike, Lifelink, protection from Demons and from Dragons
As an additional cost to cast Baneslayer Angel, if this is the first time you have cast this Baneslayer Angel, destroy target $50 bill you own.
0: Ragequit. Only an opponent may activate this ability and only if they are playing RDW.
Some angels protect the meek and innocent. Others seek out and smite $50 wherever it lurks.
5/5
Reveal both cards from your hand. If your opponent has no counter, you win the game.
Baneslayer Angel
If your opponent is RDW, feel free to spit on the peasant while you play with $50 cards and win.
Creature - Kor Soldier (U)
Remember how cards like Chill, Perish, and Light of Day would instantly win games when they were cast?
Yeah, I should have been printed in Tempest.
2/2
3G
G,T: Win
1/1
No no, really. I'm only here to pump out 1/1's faster, don't mind me.
Legacy
WW Death and Taxes WW
Modern
WBMartyr-Proc BW
Yeah, see that guy up there? The one that just put me on the table? Yeah he wins because I feel like it.
Baneslayer Angel
I'm laughing at you because you don't have removal because you used it on my Hierarch.
Blightning
If there is two or more copies of Blightning in your graveyard when you cast Blightning, target player ragequits.
Cruel Ultimatum
Yes, that too.
Ajani Vengeant (ultimate)
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want those? Too late.
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
0: oh look, a land! oh look, another land! whats this? -another- land?! (with Oracle of Mul Daya in play)
-2: Target
creature'sBaneslayer Angel's controller sacrifices it, then that player weeps and puts a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying onto the battlefield while you laugh at the irony.-4:
Each Dragon creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target player. *overly menacing voice-over* FINISH HIM! *pause* FATALITY! [insert controllers name here] WINS!standard deck
4x joraga treespeaker
4x overgrown battlement
4x llanowar elves
4x leatherback baloth
4x nest invader
4x kozilek's predator
4x fog
4x vines of vastwood
4x overrun
2x beastmaster ascension
lands
22x forest
5x mountain
3x terramorphic expanse
3x lightning bolt
3x fireball
1x comet storm
:symtap::win target G2 and G3 against polymorph
"Why don't you love me anymore, mommy?"
Mindsculptor
+2: Bolt me now, loser! Haha!
+0: Awesome.
-1: Bounce some stuff
-(arbitrary amount): Seriously, I'm more unnecessary than the 18th ability on Cruel Ultimatum.
"Remember Cryptic Command? Now you have a real reason to fear 4 lands against a blue deck."
I am petitioning to get players to stop complaining about mythic rarity. Sig this to join the cause.
Sorcery
Kicker 5
If Rite of Replication was kicked, you win the game, otherwise, you just wasted so much potential.
Emrakul, the Aeons Torn 15
Legendary Creature - F*** YOU!
When you cast Emrakul, the Aeons torn, if another player has a oblivion ring or Kalitas begin crying. Otherwise, you win the game.
Kalitas, Bloodchief of Ghet 5BB
Legendary Creature - Vampire Warrior
BBB,T: If your opponent controls an Eldrazi fatty other than Ulamog, that player begins weeping as they scoop.
Generals meant to be drafted first in a single pack of 6 cards.
And here is the actual cube, meant to be drafted in 4 regular sized packs. (60 card decks)
When ~ enters the battlefield search target opponent deck. If you don't find O-Ring you win the game.
Thanks to DNC at Heroes of the plane studios for this awesome sig and SGT_Chubbz for the awesome avy.
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Tap, Sacrifice 5 artifacts: If one or more holwing mines are in play when this ablity resolves, or you have one or more open the vaults in your hand, take +6 turns after this one, then you win the game.
I am petitioning for the removal of mythic rarity and boycotting overpriced singles. Sig this to join the cause for a more affordable Magic the Gathering.
LMAOOOO
That's soooo true xDDD
LOL. That is how it is xDD
Baneslayer Angel 3WW
Creature - Angel 5/5
Flying, first strike,
lifelinkbeats Red, protection fromDemonsAbyssal Precursor and fromDragonsJund.Oh yes.... I went there....
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Jace, the Mind Sculptor 2UU
Planeswalker - Jace
+1 Orly?
0 Orly?
-2 Orly?
-12 YESRLY!
"I said what what, in the butt"
creature-outmoded angel
When Serra Angel comes into play, put a chip counter on your shoulder. Remove all chip counters only when you can afford a playset of Baneslayer Angels.
I used to strike fear into people's hearts, but now I play second banana to this ***** because she has a red expansion symbol.
Beastmaster Ascension 2G
Enchantment
When ~ ETB, if you control 7 or more Eldrazi Spawn without summoning sickness, you win the game.
"Birds of Paradise also fits the bill, if not better..."
~Lil Kalki
Proud Disciple of the Church of the Wary
"If it was red mana, maybe they'd have let me in Urza Block."
Evolving Wilds
"poor people should get 8 fetchs too."
Consuming Vapors
"Hello multiplayer game. OM NOM NOM"
Gigantomancer
"Don't put me in your deck stupid" (just look at his face)
Sarkhan the Mad
"Pro-Dragon this!"
Skittering Invasion
" Do you have 7 mana, tried other mana diets? Well in just 1 turn we can slim you down to 5."
Spawning Breath
" See that Art, I bet you thought you'd get at least 2 damage with a fire blast that big"
Additionally: The controller of the enchanted Jund land may choose to discard Maelstrom Pulse and skip their third turn to salvage it's awesomeness.
It's a heavy price to pay :'(