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  • #3226
    My Esper control variant vs. Hix360's Wolf Run variant. After locking down the rubber match via White Sun's Zenith to his no cards in hard after playing pretty tightly all game, he simply tells me I'm just lucky:

    It is now turn 24 (Dr. Steve Brule)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    <Hix360> must be nice
    Dr. Steve Brule untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    Dr. Steve Brule draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    <Dr. Steve Brule> ?
    <Dr. Steve Brule> i drew 4 spells in game 1
    <Hix360> 0 draw engine
    <Dr. Steve Brule> to 14 lands
    <Hix360> you have no draw engine and 5 counterspells
    <Dr. Steve Brule> so, yeah

    It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    <Hix360> mana leak is terrible to leave in vs. wolf run decks
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Snapcaster Mage
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Cat
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Cat
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Cat
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Cat
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Cat
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Cat
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Cat
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Snapcaster Mage
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Cat
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Cat
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Cat
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Cat
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Cat
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Cat
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Cat
    <Dr. Steve Brule> nope
    Hix360's life total is now 9 (-10)
    Hix360's life total is now 3 (-6)
    <Dr. Steve Brule> End my turn
    <Hix360> yep
    It is now turn 25 (Hix360)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    Hix360 draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    <Dr. Steve Brule> nope, esp if not playing green geist
    <Hix360> very lucky

    <System> Player Lost

    Not cool, bro.
  • #3227
    this broski IS MAAAAD. and the best thing is, his ''game name'' is "lol I love hat3rs, they make me laugh

    I'm playing mono-black zombies and he's just dropped a mirran crusader. doesn't matter. I've got two fume spitters and two geralf's. the exchange at the begining is him taking my messenger and sacking it. when I point out fume spitter, he gets mad. I then proceed to deal like 12 damage with just my geralf. I attack for lethal (he's at 4, I have 5 attackers including a geralf without a counter, he has 4 blocks. he blocks the geralf and lets a 2/2 through. gg. and then THIS GOLDEN GEM HAPPENS. admire my master trolling, internet. 'tis a refined art, I say.


    <Eric W.> End my turn
    Geralf's Messenger is now 3/2
    hyu puts Fume Spitter to Graveyard from Play
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    hyu untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    hyu draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    Geralf's Messenger is now 4/3
    Eric W. is now the controller of Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W. sacrifices Geralf's Messenger
    hyu puts Geralf's Messenger into play from Graveyard
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W. is now the controller of Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W. sacrifices Geralf's Messenger
    <hyu> I used fume spitter
    <hyu> to remove the counter
    hyu puts Fume Spitter into play from Graveyard
    hyu puts Fume Spitter to Graveyard from Play
    hyu puts Geralf's Messenger into play from Graveyard
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W.'s life total is now 11 (-2)
    Geralf's Messenger is now 4/3
    hyu puts Fume Spitter into play from Graveyard
    <hyu> I used fume spitter last turn
    <Eric W.> then say hat u doing retared mother****er
    <hyu> haterz gonna haet
    hyu puts Fume Spitter to Graveyard from Play
    It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu plays Geralf's Messenger from Hand
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W.'s life total is now 9 (-2)
    It is now turn 10 (Eric W.)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    Eric W. untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    Eric W. draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    <hyu> TROLOLOLO
    Eric W. taps Plains
    Eric W. taps Sunpetal Grove
    Eric W. taps Forest
    Eric W. plays Mirran Crusader from Hand
    <Eric W.> End my turn
    It is now turn 11 (hyu)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    hyu untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    hyu draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    <Eric W.> go ***
    hyu plays Swamp from Hand
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu plays Fume Spitter from Hand
    It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    Geralf's Messenger is now 3/2
    hyu puts Fume Spitter to Graveyard from Play
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W.'s life total is now 7 (-2)
    Geralf's Messenger is now 4/3
    Geralf's Messenger is now 4/3
    Eric W.'s life total is now 5 (-2)
    It is now turn 12 (Eric W.)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    <hyu> End my turn
    Eric W. untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    Eric W. draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    Eric W. taps Plains
    Eric W. taps Sunpetal Grove
    Eric W. taps Forest
    Eric W. plays Fiend Hunter from Hand
    hyu puts Geralf's Messenger to RFG from Play
    It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    hyu's life total is now 18 (-2)
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    hyu's life total is now 16 (-2)
    <Eric W.> 4
    <Eric W.> End my turn
    It is now turn 13 (hyu)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    hyu untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    hyu draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu plays Skinrender from Hand
    hyu puts Geralf's Messenger into play from RFG
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W.'s life total is now 3 (-2)
    <hyu> End my turn
    Eric W. sacrifices Fiend Hunter
    It is now turn 14 (Eric W.)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    Eric W. untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    Eric W. draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    Eric W. taps Plains
    Eric W. taps Sunpetal Grove
    Eric W. taps Forest
    Eric W. plays Viridian Corrupter from Hand
    It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    hyu's life total is now 12 (-4)
    <Eric W.> End my turn
    It is now turn 15 (hyu)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    hyu untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    hyu draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    hyu plays Swamp from Hand
    It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    hyu taps Diregraf Ghoul
    hyu taps Diregraf Ghoul
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Skinrender
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Diregraf Ghoul
    hyu taps Diregraf Ghoul
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Skinrender
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W.'s life total is now 1 (-2)
    Geralf's Messenger is now 4/3
    <hyu> gg
    <hyu> problem, crusaders?
    <Eric W.> thats not game
    <Eric W.> what u doing
    <hyu> yess it isss
    <Eric W.> from what
    <hyu> what's 3-4?
    <hyu> you know basic math
    <hyu> right?
    <hyu> do you?
    <Eric W.> 3 - 2 is 1
    <hyu> because I'm a preschool teachert
    <hyu> I can help you
    <hyu> just say the word, brosky.
    <Eric W.> you stupid
    <hyu> u mad?
    <Eric W.> game is not over
    <hyu> oh yes it iss!
    <hyu> very nice game, sho!
    <hyu> Wait!
    <Eric W.> you done if not you wasting my time
    <Eric W.> idiot
    <hyu> haters gonna haet
    <hyu> you mad cuz yopu lost
    <hyu> YOU SO MAD, *****
    <Eric W.> haet
    <Eric W.> LMAO
    <Eric W.> TAKE YOUR STUPID ASS BACK TO SCHOOL
    <Eric W.> RETARD
    <System> Player Lost
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  • #3228
    1. Snapcaster Mage -> Ponder... not on their own turn... happened to me twice now, both times I try to explain and just get a "NOOB @#%^ YOU".

    2. Opponent attacks my planeswalker with a sword attached to his creature. He then claims he dealt damage to a player because "planeswalkers are players". This has also happened to me twice.

    3. My opponent is losing and I cast ponder. He has 7 cards in his hand, and 5 or so untapped lands. I have 2 cards in my hand, and I ponder. I say "Ok?". He rages at me saying "why the hell would I ever counter a @#%^@'ing ponder? Just draw your f'ing card", and he ragequits.

    4. I get a starting hand with two land in it. I run 25 lands in the deck. I don't draw any land for the next 6 turns and lose. I couldn't play a single thing. Opponent calls me a "noob" and leaves without going to g2. The title of the game I joined: "best 2/3 t2 no quitters".

    5. Opponent wins g1 and then makes a token called "NOOB!", then spams it and gives them to me. Doesn't go on to sb g2 (because when sb comes in, they're screwed). Happens too often.

    6. I attempt to redirect damage to the opponent's planeswalker. They claim I can't do that because the effect says "to defending player", and the planeswalker "isn't a defending player".

    7. Opponent rolls and says he plays first. Opponent mulligans to 6 cards. Then mulligans to 5 cards. Then draws back up to 7 cards and proceeds to begin game. Completely rude.

    8. We're playing a game and it's casual. We don't say "Ok?" usually for small things back and forth. We're in g2. I play a card, wait a few seconds, then play another card. I then go into attack phase (this is about 15 seconds later). I then activate an ability, and then the opponent says "Wait!" and attempts to counter my card from 15 seconds earlier (and the way it was done, it was obvious he saw my other plays and decided after the fact).

    9. My opponent activates a spell obviously to tempt my counterspell. He says "Ok?". I say "Ok". He then says "nvm", and takes it back.
    Last edited by PaulWog: 3/2/2012 4:36:26 PM
  • #3229
    Quote from chaosof99
    So I'm playing a B/R T2 Zombie deck. My opponent is playing some B/R Werewolf concoction. I'm beating him pretty handily. He blames it on crappy draws, but in my opinion it's got more to do with the deck itself, and the pilot of it is also not that good. At one point I had to tell him that a creature can't regenerate from a Tragic Slip.

    In game 4 he complained that he never draws any Moonmists, just to promptly get 3 in game 3 but no creatures to make use of them. Plus, his creatures never really stay on the table anyway.

    In one of the games he's at 4 life. I have no creatures in play though because he Incinerated one and killed the other with a Garruk, who is now Garruk, the Veil Cursed. Garruk produces a small wolf. He then proceeds to cast a Huntmaster of the Fells, ostensibly putting him out of harms way. However, in response the wolf dies of a Tragic Slip and I burn his face off with a Brimstone Volley. He however had already added the 2 life of the Huntmaster to his total.





    I've been absolutely wailing on this guy, but for some reason he continuously asks me for rematches. 5-0 in my favor already. It's now game 6. I have a Fume Spitter and a Diregraf Ghoul (which I skillfully topdecked in my 2nd turn after playing the Spitter turn 1...) on the table against his Daybreak Ranger under a Full Moon's Rise. I play a land and attack with the Ghoul. He blocks, then sacs Full Moon's Rise, just to get the Ranger torched by a Brimstone Volley. Says he:



    Then in his next turn he casts Mayor of Avabruck and immediately casts a Moonmist to turn him. He of course immediately ramps up the P/T on the guy. I tell him that in response to the Moonmist, I'd like to sac my Fume Spitter to kill the Mayor. And then he quits.


    If I'm reading this right, in the last game, you swung with Diregraf Ghoul and he blocked with Daybreak Ranger, then sacrificed Full Moon's Rise. You cast Brimstone Volley on Daybreak Ranger in response. In that situation, neither the Ghoul nor the Ranger would die, as he had sacrificed Full Moon's Rise to regenerate his Daybreak Ranger. I'm just saying.

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  • #3230
    Nothing major, but I did just have a discussion via new game titles with another fellow about whether or not EDH could be played 'competitively' (in reference to a game a third party had created). Essentially, his view point was that because it was an unsanctioned format it could only be played casually, and anyone who didn't share that viewpoint was a douche. Just... /facepalm

    Also just had a bit of a gem from "TrolledTroll". Unfortunately, being the idjit I am I didn't save the log. It effectively went like this - game 1 I lose to a crushingly fast assault from T1 Dark Rit into Buried Alive 3x Bloodghast, and then a few other hasty/back from the graveyard style creatures like Gravecrawler and Nether Traitor to follow up. I'm not expecting much out of G2 as I'm playing a slower 'mono black ramp deck', but I decide to not concede and see if I can pull some sort of miracle out of my butt. Opening hand is something like Urborg, Cabal Coffers x 2, Swamp, Ex Map x 2 and Hymn To Tourach. So the mana is there if I can survive long enough, and draw into either Emmy or Consume Spirit. He's whittling down my health, and on my third last turn I'm in a tight spot. I do the calcs and realise I'll be on 1 life still if I don't cast the Consume Spirit I've drawn yet and instead wait for an extra swamp to put more power into my *four* Coffers, so I pass and hope he doesn't draw anything that'll do an extra damage - he doesn't. Next turn I consume Spirit for 16, which surprisingly only looks like it'll give me 2 extra turns of life. Fortunately, the next turn I top deck... Consume Spirit, and cast for lethal.

    After that I'm about to concede g3 as I know his deck should crush me and has the advantage over mine due to sheer speed, but before I can he goes "gg", and then complains about it being ridiculous that he was constantly attacking and all I was doing was playing lands (and Ex Maps to find lands, and Hymn To Tourachs) and yet I won. He then DC'd before I could rofl at him for having the obviously superior deck but getting irate about losing a single game to a really good draw.

    Quote from Trancebam
    If I'm reading this right, in the last game, you swung with Diregraf Ghoul and he blocked with Daybreak Ranger, then sacrificed Full Moon's Rise. You cast Brimstone Volley on Daybreak Ranger in response. In that situation, neither the Ghoul nor the Ranger would die, as he had sacrificed Full Moon's Rise to regenerate his Daybreak Ranger. I'm just saying.

    The regeneration shield doesn't get applied until after the Full Moon's activated ability resolves. If you kill the werewolf in response to the activation, it'll be in the graveyard before it could be given a regeneration shield.
    Last edited by Jax: 3/5/2012 11:45:30 PM
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  • #3231
    Quote from Trancebam
    If I'm reading this right, in the last game, you swung with Diregraf Ghoul and he blocked with Daybreak Ranger, then sacrificed Full Moon's Rise. You cast Brimstone Volley on Daybreak Ranger in response. In that situation, neither the Ghoul nor the Ranger would die, as he had sacrificed Full Moon's Rise to regenerate his Daybreak Ranger. I'm just saying.


    Lol. There's such a thing as a stack.

    Just had a game where an idiot thought flip cards retain their mana costs. I told him "look, you're counting your wins & losses... you're saying you're 10 and 0... you just got mad about losing in game 1, and now you're arguing the rules with me in game 2... I'll give you time to look it up". He calls me a noob, tells me I lose, leaves, and starts up a new game saying he's 11-0 and undefeated.

    There are people with real egotistical issues that seem to cling to a false feeling of superiority. It's annoying to watch them squabble about, tossing around name-calling in order to shield themselves from reality.
  • #3232
    Quote from hyugafan
    this broski IS MAAAAD. and the best thing is, his ''game name'' is "lol I love hat3rs, they make me laugh

    I'm playing mono-black zombies and he's just dropped a mirran crusader. doesn't matter. I've got two fume spitters and two geralf's. the exchange at the begining is him taking my messenger and sacking it. when I point out fume spitter, he gets mad. I then proceed to deal like 12 damage with just my geralf. I attack for lethal (he's at 4, I have 5 attackers including a geralf without a counter, he has 4 blocks. he blocks the geralf and lets a 2/2 through. gg. and then THIS GOLDEN GEM HAPPENS. admire my master trolling, internet. 'tis a refined art, I say.


    <Eric W.> End my turn
    Geralf's Messenger is now 3/2
    hyu puts Fume Spitter to Graveyard from Play
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    hyu untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    hyu draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    Geralf's Messenger is now 4/3
    Eric W. is now the controller of Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W. sacrifices Geralf's Messenger
    hyu puts Geralf's Messenger into play from Graveyard
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W. is now the controller of Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W. sacrifices Geralf's Messenger
    <hyu> I used fume spitter
    <hyu> to remove the counter
    hyu puts Fume Spitter into play from Graveyard
    hyu puts Fume Spitter to Graveyard from Play
    hyu puts Geralf's Messenger into play from Graveyard
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W.'s life total is now 11 (-2)
    Geralf's Messenger is now 4/3
    hyu puts Fume Spitter into play from Graveyard
    <hyu> I used fume spitter last turn
    <Eric W.> then say hat u doing retared mother****er
    <hyu> haterz gonna haet
    hyu puts Fume Spitter to Graveyard from Play
    It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu plays Geralf's Messenger from Hand
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W.'s life total is now 9 (-2)
    It is now turn 10 (Eric W.)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    Eric W. untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    Eric W. draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    <hyu> TROLOLOLO
    Eric W. taps Plains
    Eric W. taps Sunpetal Grove
    Eric W. taps Forest
    Eric W. plays Mirran Crusader from Hand
    <Eric W.> End my turn
    It is now turn 11 (hyu)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    hyu untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    hyu draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    <Eric W.> go ***
    hyu plays Swamp from Hand
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu plays Fume Spitter from Hand
    It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    Geralf's Messenger is now 3/2
    hyu puts Fume Spitter to Graveyard from Play
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W.'s life total is now 7 (-2)
    Geralf's Messenger is now 4/3
    Geralf's Messenger is now 4/3
    Eric W.'s life total is now 5 (-2)
    It is now turn 12 (Eric W.)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    <hyu> End my turn
    Eric W. untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    Eric W. draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    Eric W. taps Plains
    Eric W. taps Sunpetal Grove
    Eric W. taps Forest
    Eric W. plays Fiend Hunter from Hand
    hyu puts Geralf's Messenger to RFG from Play
    It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    hyu's life total is now 18 (-2)
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    hyu's life total is now 16 (-2)
    <Eric W.> 4
    <Eric W.> End my turn
    It is now turn 13 (hyu)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    hyu untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    hyu draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu taps Swamp
    hyu plays Skinrender from Hand
    hyu puts Geralf's Messenger into play from RFG
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W.'s life total is now 3 (-2)
    <hyu> End my turn
    Eric W. sacrifices Fiend Hunter
    It is now turn 14 (Eric W.)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    Eric W. untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    Eric W. draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    Eric W. taps Plains
    Eric W. taps Sunpetal Grove
    Eric W. taps Forest
    Eric W. plays Viridian Corrupter from Hand
    It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
    hyu's life total is now 12 (-4)
    <Eric W.> End my turn
    It is now turn 15 (hyu)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    hyu untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    hyu draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    hyu plays Swamp from Hand
    It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    hyu taps Diregraf Ghoul
    hyu taps Diregraf Ghoul
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Skinrender
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Diregraf Ghoul
    hyu taps Diregraf Ghoul
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    hyu taps Skinrender
    hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
    Eric W.'s life total is now 1 (-2)
    Geralf's Messenger is now 4/3
    <hyu> gg
    <hyu> problem, crusaders?
    <Eric W.> thats not game
    <Eric W.> what u doing
    <hyu> yess it isss
    <Eric W.> from what
    <hyu> what's 3-4?
    <hyu> you know basic math
    <hyu> right?
    <hyu> do you?
    <Eric W.> 3 - 2 is 1
    <hyu> because I'm a preschool teachert
    <hyu> I can help you
    <hyu> just say the word, brosky.
    <Eric W.> you stupid
    <hyu> u mad?
    <Eric W.> game is not over
    <hyu> oh yes it iss!
    <hyu> very nice game, sho!
    <hyu> Wait!
    <Eric W.> you done if not you wasting my time
    <Eric W.> idiot
    <hyu> haters gonna haet
    <hyu> you mad cuz yopu lost
    <hyu> YOU SO MAD, *****
    <Eric W.> haet
    <Eric W.> LMAO
    <Eric W.> TAKE YOUR STUPID ASS BACK TO SCHOOL
    <Eric W.> RETARD
    <System> Player Lost



    Oh, this is Eric W. I love him dearly. He sits in MWS days on end with either "Haters keep walking" or whatever, I usually spend my time waiting for friends coming on just messing with him, while changing my name so he thinks I am a different person.

    A++, would troll again.
  • #3233
    Quote from Jax
    The regeneration shield doesn't get applied until after the Full Moon's activated ability resolves. If you kill the werewolf in response to the activation, it'll be in the graveyard before it could be given a regeneration shield.


    Ah, my mistake. For some reason I was thinking the regeneration ability had already resolved.

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  • #3234
    I'm playing my friend Alex's Lands list that he top 64ed GP Indy with and join a game entitled LEGACY COMPETITIVE (or something along those lines; it was definitely all caps), with a tag note of "no quitting". I keep a decent hand, play a Tranquil Thicket, and pass. Opp. plays an untapped Hallowed Fountain. I cast a Life from the Loam on my turn with no cards in my graveyard. I click 'Ok?'. Opp. tanks for a while, Spell Snares, and then quits very shortly after:

    It is now turn 3 (Dr. Steve Brule)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    Dr. Steve Brule untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    Dr. Steve Brule draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    Dr. Steve Brule plays Wasteland from Hand
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Tranquil Thicket
    Dr. Steve Brule taps Wasteland
    Dr. Steve Brule plays Life from the Loam from Hand
    <Dr. Steve Brule> Ok?
    Tomas taps Hallowed Fountain
    Tomas plays Spell Snare from Hand
    Dr. Steve Brule sacrifices Life from the Loam
    <Dr. Steve Brule> End my turn
    Tomas puts Spell Snare to Graveyard from Play
    <System> Player Lost
    Last edited by ThaRealestTobyKeith: 3/18/2012 7:44:15 PM
  • #3235

    <-------- New Game Started -------->
    Kisses's Security Code: 42D7A491 [Type 2]
    rook's Security Code: 834AA9C0 [Type 2]
    It is now turn 1 (Kisses)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    <rook> hi
    Kisses shuffles library
    <Kisses> hi
    rook rolled a 8, using a 20 sided die
    Kisses shuffles library
    Kisses rolled a 19, using a 20 sided die
    Kisses shuffles library
    <Kisses> p
    rook shuffles library
    Kisses shuffles library
    Kisses draws 7 cards
    rook shuffles library
    <rook> ok gl
    rook shuffles library
    rook draws 7 cards
    <Kisses> kp
    <rook> kp
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    Kisses plays Forest from Hand
    Kisses plays Birds of Paradise from Hand
    Kisses taps Forest
    <Kisses> End my turn
    <rook> This is GP testing.
    <Kisses> yep y?
    <rook> Please REFRAIN from putting Permanent on the Battlefield before you have mana in your pool please.
    <Kisses> oh ok sorry
    <Kisses> go
    It is now turn 2 (rook)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    rook untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    rook draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    rook plays Island from Hand
    <rook> End my turn
    It is now turn 3 (Kisses)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    Kisses untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    Kisses draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    Kisses plays Forest from Hand
    Kisses taps Birds of Paradise
    Kisses taps Forest
    Kisses taps Forest
    Kisses plays Dungrove Elder from Hand
    <rook> ok
    <Kisses> End my turn
    Dungrove Elder is now 1/1
    It is now turn 4 (rook)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    Dungrove Elder is now 2/2
    rook untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    rook draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    rook plays Sulfur Falls from Hand
    <rook> End my turn
    It is now turn 5 (Kisses)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    Kisses untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    Kisses draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    Kisses plays Forest from Hand
    Dungrove Elder is now 3/3
    Kisses taps Dungrove Elder
    Kisses taps Dungrove Elder
    It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    rook's life total is now 17 (-3)
    It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    Dungrove Elder is now 2/2
    <Kisses> Thinking
    Dungrove Elder is now 1/1
    Dungrove Elder is now 0/0
    <Kisses> ?
    <Kisses> hes a 3/3
    <rook> You think the card will say 3/3 at the GP.
    <rook> Please don't mark on cards. No one marks on cards at tournaments.
    <Kisses> ill put counters
    <rook> Nope
    Dungrove Elder now has 3 (+3) counters.
    rook is now the controller of Dungrove Elder
    <Kisses> happy?
    Dungrove Elder now has 0 (-3) counters.
    Kisses is now the controller of Dungrove Elder
    <rook> If you cannot read cards, don't play.
    <System> Player Lost

    Anyone of you guys encountered this kind of player. Super strict or just another troll?
  • #3236
    Ugh, I hate players like that. Happens all the time when I put out lands that would enter untapped in a tapped position, signifying I'm going to use the mana immediately, and then they complain that the land doesn't come out tapped.

    As for my own updates... just had a game that wasn't really worth saving, but reinforced in me the idea that you should have some decent rules knowledge before hopping onto MWS. I'm playing blue CA/control, he's playing GR werewolves (both casual). His list of infractions:

    0. He accidentally draws 8 cards. I'd be more accepting of this if he just threw one on top of the library, preferably randomly - but no. Not only does he put it on top of the library, he then proceeds to shuffle it. Instead of drawing 7, draw 8 and ditch the worst card? Don't mind if I do!
    1. On turn 4, he plays an Immerwolf with one already out. I Cryptic Command, choosing bounce and counter. He takes them both to his hand. When I say "only one to hand, the other to gy", it takes him a solid minute to actually ditch one.
    2. He taps three forests, and then plays... Young Wolf. I pretty much autofired Counterspell as I was expecting the Predator Ooze I had previously bounced to his hand, but quickly said "sorry, no counter, was expecting ooze". He then proceeded to give Young Wolf a +1/+1 counter, seemingly because he thought it had undied from the counterspell or some silly reason like that. Slant
    3. After that, he proceeds to take a second turn in a row. It takes a solid minute of "wait! wait! wait! why are you taking an extra turn?" before he undoes he stuff. Fortunately, I swung for lethal next turn, but unfortunately he bailed before I could tell him he needs to sure up his rules knowledge.

    Futher updates:
    *Many 'casual/fun' players (pretty much all I'm playing atm) listing their games as such but including either some of the better vintage cards like Survival, Demonic Tutor and Balance, but even the power 9 in some cases. This used to happen on rare occasions to me, but this month I've been getting quite a few.
    *There's someone who's piloting a 100 card Myr tribal deck, who consistently fails to understand how Myr Retriever works (he always digs for the card when it ETBs, not when it dies), and always quits when I stop him and tell him he's misunderstanding the card (by always, I mean both times out of the two games I've had with him).
    Last edited by Jax: 4/2/2012 4:23:16 AM
    Jax - Level 1 Judge in Perth, Western Australia
  • #3237
    This is the main thing I hate about Modern, having to play against people who can't wrap their heads around Dark Confidant.

    He missed the trigger once, and two other times he drew first then did Bobs trigger.

    aetherdynamo moves the top card of his library to hand.
    aetherdynamo plays Treetop Village from the top of his library.
    aetherdynamo moves Treetop Village from the stack to hand.
    Vermy: wow
    aetherdynamo: ?
    Vermy: if this was a sanctioned event you probably would have lost the game 4 times now
    just from doing your bob triggers wrong
    aetherdynamo: first of all it isnt
    which is why you should not be all buthurt about it
    aetherdynamo taps Forest.
    aetherdynamo taps Swamp.
    aetherdynamo puts Blackcleave Cliffs into play from hand.
    aetherdynamo taps Blackcleave Cliffs.
    aetherdynamo taps Blackcleave Cliffs.
    aetherdynamo puts Grim Lavamancer into play from hand.
    Vermy: because wanting to play the game right makes me butthurt
    It is now the beginning of combat step.
    It is now the declare attackers step.
    aetherdynamo taps Treetop Village.
    aetherdynamo taps Dark Confidant.
    aetherdynamo taps Tarmogoyf.
    Vermy: g2?
    aetherdynamo: nah
    your a little uptight
    and play a bad deck
    aetherdynamo has left the game.


    classy
    Quote from King Pun
    I was going to equip my third sword of war and peace on one of my creatures but my opponent said that was illegal because my creature only has 2 arms.


    Reckless Waif; It's the red Delver of Secrets.
    Quote from Necrosed
    Waif first. It's pretty much a red Delver of Secrets.

  • #3238
    It is now turn 12 (Steel)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    Steel taps Drowned Catacomb
    Steel taps Drowned Catacomb
    Steel untaps Drowned Catacomb
    Steel plays Phantasmal Image from Hand
    <Steel> End my turn
    <ScootaLewis> ok
    <ScootaLewis> lol
    Phantasmal Image is now 1/0
    <Steel> resp
    Steel taps Swamp
    Steel taps Drowned Catacomb
    Steel plays Altar's Reap from Hand
    Steel draws a card
    Steel draws a card
    <ScootaLewis> yeah
    <ScootaLewis> no
    Steel puts Phantasmal Image to Graveyard from Play
    Steel puts Altar's Reap to Graveyard from Play
    <ScootaLewis> that doesn't work
    <System> Player Lost

    To clarify: He cast Phantasmal Image copying Gravecrawler with a heartless summoning out. Was I correct in saying that no, altar's reap doesn't work in this situation?
    On someone (supposedly) opening 36 Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker in a booster box:

    Quote from Konstant1n
    Guys, this means only one thing.

    HE IS DOVAHKIIN, DRAGON BORN!


    On Tristan Shaun Gregson:

    Quote from citynoise
    Losing your job and friends. Sickest 2-for-1 a Bonfire has ever gotten.
  • #3239
    Quote from Rising Star


    To clarify: He cast Phantasmal Image copying Gravecrawler with a heartless summoning out. Was I correct in saying that no, altar's reap doesn't work in this situation?


    Indeed. After it resolves and before any player gains priority again, state based actions would be checked and see a 1/0 that would be put into the graveyard.
    Quote from King Pun
    I was going to equip my third sword of war and peace on one of my creatures but my opponent said that was illegal because my creature only has 2 arms.


    Reckless Waif; It's the red Delver of Secrets.
    Quote from Necrosed
    Waif first. It's pretty much a red Delver of Secrets.

  • #3240
    I finally have one, and on Cockatrice no less.

    Two individual parts of the same match, I'm playing my Ooze Stompy and on a pretty good jive, until the second thing happens.


    DCDT Dito reveals Forest from the top of his library.
    DCDT Dito draws 1 card(s).
    It is now the first main phase.
    The Milkman: Wait.
    DCDT Dito puts Forest into play from hand.
    The Milkman: Wait.
    DCDT Dito taps Forest.
    DCDT Dito taps Cavern of Souls.
    DCDT Dito taps Forest.
    DCDT Dito taps Forest.
    DCDT Dito puts Garruk Relentless into play from hand.
    The Milkman: WAIT
    DCDT Dito points from his Garruk Relentless to The Milkman's Ulvenwald Tracker.
    The Milkman: HOLD ON
    DCDT Dito places 2 green counter(s) on Garruk Relentless (now 2).
    DCDT Dito is looking at his sideboard.
    The Milkman: HOLD ON
    DCDT Dito puts Garruk, the Veil-Cursed into play from sideboard.
    DCDT Dito exiles Garruk Relentless from table.
    DCDT Dito stops looking at his sideboard.
    DCDT Dito: k
    The Milkman: Dude, are you serious.
    The forest goes to the bottom of your library.
    DCDT Dito puts Forest from table on bottom of his library.
    DCDT Dito moves Garruk, the Veil-Cursed from table to hand.
    DCDT Dito draws 1 card(s).
    DCDT Dito puts Forest into play from hand.
    DCDT Dito taps Forest.
    DCDT Dito puts Garruk, the Veil-Cursed into play from hand.
    DCDT Dito: dead


    It is now the declare attackers step.
    The Milkman taps Dungrove Elder.
    The Milkman taps Predator Ooze.
    The Milkman points from his Predator Ooze to DCDT Dito.
    The Milkman points from his Dungrove Elder to DCDT Dito.
    DCDT Dito is looking at his library.
    The Milkman places 1 red counter(s) on Predator Ooze (now 4).
    The Milkman: Um.
    DCDT Dito stops looking at his library.
    DCDT Dito shuffles his library.
    DCDT Dito sets counter life to 8 (-10).
    The Milkman: Why are you looking at your library?
    DCDT Dito: was thinking
    The Milkman sets PT of Predator Ooze to 5/5.
    DCDT Dito: if i wanted to take or not
    The Milkman: You can't look at your library when you think.
    DCDT Dito: i can
    The Milkman: You don't really have open access to it.
    DCDT Dito: sure..
    force me to
    The Milkman: Hmm.
    Well, that's cheat.
    *cheating.
    DCDT Dito: for?
    1 good reaosn
    The Milkman: I don't generally play with cheaters.
    But I'll humor you for now.
    DCDT Dito: sure gimme 1 reason why it cheat?
    The Milkman: Because you can't look at your library in the middle of the game?
    Also, you took one too little life.
    DCDT Dito: how is that different from having a lsit whit everything beside me?
    in real lfie i would udnerstand
    The Milkman: Because one, you shuffled afterwards.
    DCDT Dito: changing?
    The Milkman: Two, the list doesn't show what you've already drawn.
    DCDT Dito: hey
    The Milkman: The order of your deck...
    DCDT Dito: i see my grave
    i see my exile
    i see my hand
    i see my play
    The Milkman: Because they're open zones.
    DCDT Dito: if i have a lsit i know what left
    The Milkman: Not the library.
    Sure, have a list.
    Just don't look at your library.
    DCDT Dito: so unless you got a valid arguement
    The Milkman: And especially don't shuffle afterwards.
    DCDT Dito: then you are the cheater
    The Milkman: I do have a valid argument: it's illegal.
    DCDT Dito: it is not
    The Milkman: Can you quote me the rule that allows you to look at your library in the middle of the game?
    DCDT Dito: can you quote me the rule that prevent looking at a list?
    The Milkman: You weren't looking at a list though.
    You were looking at your library.
    DCDT Dito: i was unfortunately
    The Milkman: And shuffled it afterwards.
    DCDT Dito: sure hey look
    garruk -1 problem solved
    hit my dick and pass already
    The Milkman: What?
    DCDT Dito: eat*
    The Milkman: Once you take the right amount of damage.
    DCDT Dito: so i have
    The Milkman: You did -10, right?
    Yup, you did.
    I'm swinging with 11.
    DCDT Dito: oh too abd i did -10 then you added counter
    DCDT Dito sets counter life to 7 (-1).
    DCDT Dito: done winning?
    It is now the second main phase.
    DCDT Dito: whinning*
    The Milkman: You're hilarious.
    DCDT Dito: so are you
    The Milkman: I know a lot of people that would love to see this log.
    The Milkman taps Forest.
    The Milkman taps Forest.
    The Milkman taps Forest.
    The Milkman taps Forest.
    The Milkman plays Green Sun's Zenith from hand.
    The Milkman is looking at his library.
    DCDT Dito: il listen to someone called milkman sure..
    The Milkman puts Predator Ooze into play from library.
    The Milkman stops looking at his library.
    The Milkman shuffles his library.
    It is now the ending phase.


    It is now DCDT Dito's turn.

    It is now the untap step.
    DCDT Dito untaps his permanents.
    It is now the upkeep step.
    It is now the draw step.
    The Milkman puts Green Sun's Zenith from the stack on top of his library.
    The Milkman shuffles his library.
    The Milkman shuffles his library.
    It is now the upkeep step.
    DCDT Dito reveals Cavern of Souls from the top of his library.
    DCDT Dito draws 1 card(s).
    DCDT Dito puts Cavern of Souls into play from hand.
    DCDT Dito puts Cavern of Souls from table on bottom of his library.
    DCDT Dito draws 1 card(s).
    The Milkman: Thank you.
    It is now the first main phase.
    DCDT Dito puts Forest into play from hand.
    DCDT Dito removes 1 green counter(s) from Garruk, the Veil-Cursed (now 1).
    DCDT Dito puts Copperhorn Scout from table into graveyard.
    DCDT Dito is looking at his library.
    DCDT Dito moves a card from library to hand.
    DCDT Dito stops looking at his library.
    DCDT Dito shuffles his library.
    DCDT Dito taps Forest.
    DCDT Dito taps Forest.
    DCDT Dito taps Cavern of Souls.
    The Milkman: Mind showing me what it was?
    DCDT Dito untaps Forest.
    DCDT Dito untaps Forest.
    DCDT Dito untaps Cavern of Souls.
    DCDT Dito puts a card from hand on top of his library.
    DCDT Dito is looking at his library.
    DCDT Dito moves a card from library to hand.
    DCDT Dito stops looking at his library.
    DCDT Dito shuffles his library.
    DCDT Dito puts Phyrexian Metamorph into play from hand.
    DCDT Dito moves Phyrexian Metamorph from table to hand.
    DCDT Dito taps Forest.
    DCDT Dito taps Forest.
    DCDT Dito taps Cavern of Souls.
    DCDT Dito sets counter life to 6 (-1).
    DCDT Dito sets counter life to 5 (-1).
    DCDT Dito puts Phyrexian Metamorph into play from hand.
    DCDT Dito points from his Phyrexian Metamorph to his Predator Ooze.
    DCDT Dito creates token: Predator Ooze (1/1).
    The Milkman: Okay.
    DCDT Dito plays Phyrexian Metamorph from table.
    It is now the ending phase.

    It is now The Milkman's turn.

    It is now the untap step.
    The Milkman untaps his permanents.
    It is now the upkeep step.
    It is now the draw step.
    The Milkman draws 1 card(s).
    It is now the declare attackers step.
    The Milkman taps Predator Ooze.
    The Milkman taps Dungrove Elder.
    The Milkman taps Predator Ooze.
    The Milkman places 1 red counter(s) on Predator Ooze (now 1).
    DCDT Dito sets counter life to 4 (-1).
    DCDT Dito sets counter life to 3 (-1).
    The Milkman sets PT of Predator Ooze to 2/2.
    The Milkman places 1 red counter(s) on Predator Ooze (now 5).
    The Milkman sets PT of Predator Ooze to 6/6.
    It is now the declare blockers step.
    It is now the second main phase.
    It is now the ending phase.

    It is now DCDT Dito's turn.

    It is now the untap step.
    DCDT Dito untaps his permanents.
    It is now the upkeep step.
    It is now the draw step.
    It is now the upkeep step.
    DCDT Dito exiles Phyrexian Metamorph from the stack.
    DCDT Dito reveals Forest from the top of his library.
    DCDT Dito puts Forest into play from the top of his library.
    DCDT Dito puts Forest from table on bottom of his library.
    DCDT Dito draws 1 card(s).
    It is now the first main phase.
    DCDT Dito puts Forest into play from hand.
    DCDT Dito places 1 green counter(s) on Garruk, the Veil-Cursed (now 2).
    DCDT Dito creates token: wolkf (1/1).
    It is now the ending phase.
    The Milkman: EOT
    DCDT Dito has left the game.
    Last edited by The Milkman: 4/28/2012 7:31:47 AM
  • #3241
    Haha, this one made me laugh for real.


    <Twilight Sparkle> End my turn
    It is now turn 18 (Infernal Majesty)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    Infernal Majesty untaps his/her permanents
    Infernal Majesty draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    Infernal Majesty taps Solemn Simulacrum
    Infernal Majesty taps Solemn Simulacrum
    Twilight Sparkle's life total is now 11 (-4)
    Infernal Majesty puts Solemn Simulacrum to Graveyard from Play
    Infernal Majesty draws a card
    It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    Infernal Majesty plays Myr Superion from Hand
    Myr Superion is now 4/5
    Infernal Majesty draws a card
    Infernal Majesty is now the controller of Swamp
    Infernal Majesty is now the controller of Swamp
    Infernal Majesty is now the controller of Swamp
    Infernal Majesty is now the controller of Swamp
    Infernal Majesty is now the controller of Swamp
    Infernal Majesty is now the controller of Demonlord of Ashmouth
    Infernal Majesty is now the controller of Soulcage Fiend
    <Opponent is requesting a new game>
    Infernal Majesty shuffles library
    <Infernal Majesty> Burn your soul!
    Infernal Majesty draws 0 cards
    <> ?
    <Infernal Majesty> FACK U MOTHER ASSS
    <System> Player Lost


    This was after a close game against what appeared to be a GWB Heartless Summoning deck with not one, but TWO Wolfir Silverhearts.

    I guess when I attacked with my Bloodgift Demon to put him to 10, then dropped a Demonlord of Ashmouth sacking Bloodgift, then Slipped his Silverheart, it probably unhinged something in his brain. It looks like he couldn't draw an answer.
    On someone (supposedly) opening 36 Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker in a booster box:

    Quote from Konstant1n
    Guys, this means only one thing.

    HE IS DOVAHKIIN, DRAGON BORN!


    On Tristan Shaun Gregson:

    Quote from citynoise
    Losing your job and friends. Sickest 2-for-1 a Bonfire has ever gotten.
  • #3242
    DCDT Dito: can you quote me the rule that prevent looking at a list?


    well, here you go:

    Players are allowed to take written notes during a match and may refer to those notes while that match is in progress. At the beginning of a match, each player’s note sheet must be empty and must remain visible throughout the match. Players do not have to explain or reveal notes to other players. Judges may ask to see a player’s notes and/or request that the player explain his or her notes.

    Players may not refer to other notes, including notes from previous matches, during games.

    Between games, players may refer to a brief set of notes made before the match. They are not required to reveal these notes to their opponents. These notes must be removed from the play area before the beginning of the next game. Excessive quantities of notes (more than a sheet or two) are not allowed and may be penalized as slow play.
  • #3243
    Quote from chaosof99
    Testing out new Innistrad cards:

    It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    <Neme> End my turn
    <chaosof99> eot
    chaosof99 taps Darkslick Shores
    chaosof99 taps Swamp
    chaosof99 taps Sphere of the Suns
    Sphere of the Suns now has 1 (-1) counters.
    chaosof99 plays Forbidden Alchemy from Hand
    <Neme> res
    <chaosof99> Ok?
    Neme taps Birds of Paradise
    Neme taps Forest
    Neme taps Island
    Neme taps Forest
    Neme taps Island
    Neme taps Forest
    Neme plays Blue Sun's Zenith from Hand
    Neme draws a card
    Neme draws a card
    Neme draws a card
    Neme puts a Blue Sun's Zenith on top of Library from Play
    Neme shuffles library
    <Neme> Ok
    chaosof99 is looking top 4 cards of its Library...
    chaosof99 puts card to Hand from Library
    chaosof99 puts Swamp to Graveyard from Library
    chaosof99 puts Seachrome Coast to Graveyard from Library
    chaosof99 puts Liliana of the Veil to Graveyard from Library
    chaosof99 stops looking its Library...
    chaosof99 puts Forbidden Alchemy to Graveyard from Play
    <chaosof99> okay
    <chaosof99> discard
    <Neme> no
    <Neme> End my turn
    <chaosof99> yes
    <chaosof99> you enter your cleanup step
    <chaosof99> you have to disccard down to 7
    <Neme> NO
    <Neme> go
    <chaosof99> cleanup step is after your end of turn step
    It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    <Neme> go or looser
    It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
    <chaosof99> do I have to pull up the comprehensive rule book and show you where its written?
    <Neme> NOOB DIE
    <chaosof99> what the
    <chaosof99> wait a sec
    <chaosof99> and I'll show it to you
    <Neme> NO more
    <Neme> you are noob
    <System> Player Lost

    Am I missing something here? It certainly looks like he should have to discard down to 7 if he USZ'ed during his own end step. I'm using this turn structure reference.
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    I think "legit <snip>" is my new favorite slang term.


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  • #3244
    You were right. Your opponent has no idea what they're doing.
  • #3245
    Had a couple frustrating games just now. No logs because they weren't really funny or anything... they just highlight how unwilling people are to accept that they're wrong when it comes to MWS.

    Firstly, playing against GR Valakut (yep, because that deck hasn't been done to death already), he tries to Knollspine Invocation, discarding a Banefire, to try and kill my Acidic Slime, trying to claim that because it has X in it (the Banefire) he can choose the value when discarding it. Apparently my claims of "X is always 0 except when it's on the stack" didn't mean jack, and when I told him to wait a second while I got him the rule quote he quickly disappeared.

    Then in my very next match, I was playing casual EDH, and dropped a turn 3 Thada Adel, Acquisitor that successfully made contact on the next turn. When I exiled and cast his Sol Ring, then went to pass the turn, he claimed control of the Sol Ring and then exiled it. Apparently, he thought that because you had an until end of turn restriction on playing the card, you couldn't keep it beyond the turn, despite the fact that the restriction only applies to casting it. He left before I could offer any rules based protest, but really the only rules based protest is that there's nothing in the rules saying that a resolved permanent spell gets exiled if it had a restriction on when it could be cast, or anything like that.

    Grumble grumble. :-P

    Edit: almost feel like giving up on MWS - it's still proving to be extremely hit and miss. Half the time as a casual player you'll find people who are doing it right, the other half you get people either running competitive decks (just ran into someone doing a cut and paste legacy zoo deck, and thankfully due to him being terrible I was able to pinch a game off him - I stayed for a g2 as I kept a slow hand in g1 and wanted to see how big the gulf was, and with a near perfect hand g2 he still lost only by the skin of his teeth), or people running decks which are mostly fine - except including broken cards in them which tip them way over in the casual power levels, like Tolarian Academy or even the power 9!
    Last edited by Jax: 5/12/2012 6:10:10 AM
    Jax - Level 1 Judge in Perth, Western Australia
  • #3246
    Well, you can just quit when they start spewing ****. I just link to the Comprehensive Rules, and tell them to read it like I did. Your second anecdote was just silly. Cards do what they say, and it says you can cast it until the end of your turn. I really don't understand how someone could be that bad at rules lawyering.
    "If you don't wear your seatbelt, the police will shoot you in the head."
    - To my youngest sister when she was 6.



    Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.




    Quote from Ninja Caterpie

    Last time it went large-small-large, it went "happy adventure land", "mana filled happy adventure land", "DEAD MANA ELDRAZI OVERRUN SAD DEFENSE LAND."
  • #3247
    Quote from Mao

    <-------- New Game Started -------->
    Kisses's Security Code: 42D7A491 [Type 2]
    rook's Security Code: 834AA9C0 [Type 2]
    It is now turn 1 (Kisses)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    <rook> hi
    Kisses shuffles library
    <Kisses> hi
    rook rolled a 8, using a 20 sided die
    Kisses shuffles library
    Kisses rolled a 19, using a 20 sided die
    Kisses shuffles library
    <Kisses> p
    rook shuffles library
    Kisses shuffles library
    Kisses draws 7 cards
    rook shuffles library
    <rook> ok gl
    rook shuffles library
    rook draws 7 cards
    <Kisses> kp
    <rook> kp
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    Kisses plays Forest from Hand
    Kisses plays Birds of Paradise from Hand
    Kisses taps Forest
    <Kisses> End my turn
    <rook> This is GP testing.
    <Kisses> yep y?
    <rook> Please REFRAIN from putting Permanent on the Battlefield before you have mana in your pool please.
    <Kisses> oh ok sorry
    <Kisses> go
    It is now turn 2 (rook)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    rook untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    rook draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    rook plays Island from Hand
    <rook> End my turn
    It is now turn 3 (Kisses)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    Kisses untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    Kisses draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    Kisses plays Forest from Hand
    Kisses taps Birds of Paradise
    Kisses taps Forest
    Kisses taps Forest
    Kisses plays Dungrove Elder from Hand
    <rook> ok
    <Kisses> End my turn
    Dungrove Elder is now 1/1
    It is now turn 4 (rook)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    Dungrove Elder is now 2/2
    rook untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    rook draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    rook plays Sulfur Falls from Hand
    <rook> End my turn
    It is now turn 5 (Kisses)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    Kisses untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    Kisses draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    Kisses plays Forest from Hand
    Dungrove Elder is now 3/3
    Kisses taps Dungrove Elder
    Kisses taps Dungrove Elder
    It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    rook's life total is now 17 (-3)
    It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    Dungrove Elder is now 2/2
    <Kisses> Thinking
    Dungrove Elder is now 1/1
    Dungrove Elder is now 0/0
    <Kisses> ?
    <Kisses> hes a 3/3
    <rook> You think the card will say 3/3 at the GP.
    <rook> Please don't mark on cards. No one marks on cards at tournaments.
    <Kisses> ill put counters
    <rook> Nope
    Dungrove Elder now has 3 (+3) counters.
    rook is now the controller of Dungrove Elder
    <Kisses> happy?
    Dungrove Elder now has 0 (-3) counters.
    Kisses is now the controller of Dungrove Elder
    <rook> If you cannot read cards, don't play.
    <System> Player Lost

    Anyone of you guys encountered this kind of player. Super strict or just another troll?


    This player is on quite a bit and I've had a few run ins with them. Today for example:


    <Zilk> Please don't mark on cards. No one marks on cards at tournaments.
    Wolfir Silverheart's note changed: SB1
    Wingcrafter's note changed: SB1
    It is now turn 17 (Zilk)
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    Zilk untaps his/her permanents
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    Zilk draws a card
    It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    <Start> I could argue please don't write on cards, no one does at tournaments
    <Zilk> You could.
    <Zilk> Do it.
    <Start> It doesn't bother me obviously
    <Start> because I marked cards
    <Zilk> Because you are wrong.
    <Zilk> no one
    <Zilk> EVER

    Wolfir Silverheart is now 5/5
    Wingcrafter is now 2/2
    Wolfir Silverheart is now 6/6
    Wingcrafter is now 3/3
    Wolfir Silverheart is now 7/7
    Wingcrafter is now 4/4
    Wolfir Silverheart is now 8/8
    Wingcrafter is now 5/5
    <Zilk> writes the Power Toughness
    <Zilk> Unless they are too stupid to read.
    <Start> no one ever writes SB1
    <Zilk> If you cannot read cards, don't play.
    <Start> or SB2
    <Start> or Elves
    <Zilk> Everyone ALWAYS indicate Soulbond.
    <Start> i did, by buffing their power

    Wolfir Silverheart is now 7/7
    Wingcrafter is now 4/4
    Wolfir Silverheart is now 6/6
    Wingcrafter is now 3/3
    Wolfir Silverheart is now 5/5
    Wingcrafter is now 2/2
    Wolfir Silverheart is now 4/4
    Wingcrafter is now 1/1
    Wolfir Silverheart is now 3/3
    Wingcrafter is now 0/0
    Wolfir Silverheart is now 2/2
    Wolfir Silverheart is now 1/1
    <Zilk> If you cannot read cards, don't play.
    <System> Player Lost

    Despite the fact that he wrote SB1 and SB2 on my creatures and Elves on his Cavern of Souls, he did not like seeing me buff my creatures or that I could in reality write on my cards their power and toughness just as much as he could write Elves. I imagine he would not enjoy playing Magic Online, seeing as how it automatically buffs creatures for you. I wish he would just play under the same name so I could avoid him.
    Last edited by RetrovirusX: 5/16/2012 12:23:13 AM
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  • #3248
    Hop onto Cockatrice then. You have to create an account, so you can't change your name on a whim as easily. You also get the option to verbally berate anyone on the chat.
    Last edited by Alarid: 5/16/2012 5:47:53 PM
    "If you don't wear your seatbelt, the police will shoot you in the head."
    - To my youngest sister when she was 6.



    Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.




    Quote from Ninja Caterpie

    Last time it went large-small-large, it went "happy adventure land", "mana filled happy adventure land", "DEAD MANA ELDRAZI OVERRUN SAD DEFENSE LAND."
  • #3249
    ok time to share this little piece of conversation. I was playing B/R Goblin biddings with my casual R/U homebrew. (was my game dubbed casual)
    I won 2:0 nothing much about the games but I think the conversation is fun.


    only vs UnitedFan [30.05.2012 10:58:20]

    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Rooney is the BEST!
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws 0 cards
    0:00:00 [<Synchronyze>] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:00 [<Synchronyze>] <UnitedFan> Rooney is the BEST!
    0:00:00 [<Synchronyze>] UnitedFan draws 0 cards
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws 7 cards
    0:00:00 [only] only shuffles library
    0:00:00 [only] <only> hi
    0:00:00 [only] only draws 0 cards
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan takes a mulligan
    0:00:00 [only] only shuffles library
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] <-------- New Game Started -------->
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan's Security Code: BB0DE003 [???]
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] only's Security Code: 40541888 [Type 1.5]
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 1 (only)
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:00:00 [only] only rolled a 11, using a 20 sided die
    0:00:00 [only] only shuffles library
    0:00:01 [only] only draws 7 cards
    0:00:03 [only] <only> kp
    0:00:05 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:00:06 [only] only plays Island from Hand
    0:00:06 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan rolled a 11, using a 20 sided die
    0:00:07 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:00:09 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Wait!
    0:00:09 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Wait!
    0:00:10 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Wait!
    0:00:10 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Wait!
    0:00:10 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Wait!
    0:00:13 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> roll
    0:00:14 [only] only rolled a 12, using a 20 sided die
    0:00:19 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan rolled a 6, using a 20 sided die
    0:00:23 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Ok
    0:00:23 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 2 (UnitedFan)
    0:00:23 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:00:23 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:00:23 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:00:24 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:00:25 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Mountain from Hand
    0:00:27 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:00:28 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Lightning Bolt from Hand
    0:00:31 [only] only's life total is now 17 (-3)
    0:00:34 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Lightning Bolt to Graveyard from Play
    0:00:36 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:00:36 [only] It is now turn 3 (only)
    0:00:36 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:00:37 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:00:38 [only] only draws a card
    0:00:38 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:00:38 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:00:39 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 4 (only)
    0:00:39 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:00:39 [only] only plays Mountain from Hand
    0:00:40 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:00:41 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:00:41 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:00:46 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 5 (UnitedFan)
    0:00:46 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:00:46 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:00:48 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:00:48 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:00:48 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:00:49 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Badlands from Hand
    0:00:50 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:00:51 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Badlands
    0:00:51 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Goblin Piledriver from Hand
    0:00:53 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:00:55 [only] It is now turn 6 (only)
    0:00:55 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:00:56 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:00:56 [only] only draws a card
    0:00:56 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:00:57 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:00:58 [only] only taps Island
    0:00:59 [only] only untaps Mountain
    0:01:00 [only] only untaps Island
    0:01:01 [only] only taps Island
    0:01:01 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:01:02 [only] only plays Rough/Tumble from Hand
    0:01:05 [only] <only> rough
    0:01:11 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Piledriver to Graveyard from Play
    0:01:15 [only] only sacrifices Rough/Tumble
    0:01:15 [only] It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
    0:01:16 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:01:16 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:01:19 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 7 (UnitedFan)
    0:01:19 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:01:20 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:01:21 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Badlands
    0:01:21 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:01:22 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:01:22 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:01:23 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Mountain from Hand
    0:01:24 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:01:24 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Badlands
    0:01:25 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:01:27 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Goblin Warchief from Hand
    0:01:28 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    0:01:29 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:01:30 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin Warchief
    0:01:30 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin Warchief
    0:01:31 [only] only's life total is now 16 (-1)
    0:01:31 [only] only's life total is now 15 (-1)
    0:01:32 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:01:33 [only] It is now turn 8 (only)
    0:01:33 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:01:33 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 9 (only)
    0:01:33 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:01:33 [only] It is now turn 10 (UnitedFan)
    0:01:33 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:01:34 [only] It is now turn 11 (only)
    0:01:34 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:01:35 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:01:35 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:01:36 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:01:36 [only] only draws a card
    0:01:36 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:01:38 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:01:38 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:01:39 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:01:42 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 12 (UnitedFan)
    0:01:42 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:01:43 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Goblin Warchief
    0:01:44 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:01:44 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Badlands
    0:01:45 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:01:46 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:01:48 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:01:48 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:01:48 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Bloodstained Mire from Hand
    0:01:51 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Bloodstained Mire
    0:01:51 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan's life total is now 19 (-1)
    0:01:53 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan is looking its Library...
    0:02:01 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Badlands into play from Library
    0:02:02 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:02:02 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:02:02 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan stops looking its Library...
    0:02:02 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:02:03 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:02:04 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:02:06 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts a Bloodstained Mire on top of Library from Play
    0:02:17 [only] <only> Ok
    0:02:21 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> sorry
    0:02:22 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> missclicke
    0:02:22 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan is looking top 1 cards of its Library...
    0:02:22 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Bloodstained Mire into play from Library
    0:02:22 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan stops looking its Library...
    0:02:23 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Bloodstained Mire to Graveyard from Play
    0:02:28 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Thinking
    0:02:30 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:02:31 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Badlands
    0:02:32 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Cover of Darkness from Hand
    0:02:35 [only] <only> Ok
    0:02:42 [UnitedFan] Cover of Darkness's note changed: Goblin
    0:02:46 [UnitedFan] Goblin Warchief's note changed: Fear
    0:02:47 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    0:02:47 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:02:47 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin Warchief
    0:02:48 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin Warchief
    0:02:48 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:02:49 [only] only taps Island
    0:02:50 [only] only plays AEther Burst from Hand
    0:03:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Warchief to Hand from Play
    0:03:00 [only] only taps AEther Burst
    0:03:01 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:03:02 [only] only sacrifices AEther Burst
    0:03:03 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 13 (only)
    0:03:03 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:03:04 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:03:04 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:03:05 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:03:05 [only] only draws a card
    0:03:05 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:03:07 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:03:08 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:03:09 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:03:09 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:03:14 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 14 (UnitedFan)
    0:03:14 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:03:14 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:03:14 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Badlands
    0:03:15 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:03:16 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:03:16 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:03:18 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:03:19 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Badlands
    0:03:22 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:03:22 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Badlands
    0:03:23 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Goblin Ringleader from Hand
    0:03:28 [only] <only> Ok
    0:03:28 [only] <only> Ok
    0:03:28 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan is looking top 4 cards of its Library...
    0:03:30 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Ringleader into play from Library
    0:03:31 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Matron into play from Library
    0:03:33 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Blood Crypt into play from Library
    0:03:34 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Mad Auntie into play from Library
    0:03:35 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan stops looking its Library...
    0:03:37 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Matron to Hand from Play
    0:03:38 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Ringleader to Hand from Play
    0:03:39 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Mad Auntie to Hand from Play
    0:03:41 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts a Blood Crypt on bottom of Library from Play
    0:03:46 [UnitedFan] Goblin Ringleader's note changed: Fear
    0:03:47 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    0:03:48 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:03:49 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin Ringleader
    0:03:49 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin Ringleader
    0:03:49 [only] only's life total is now 13 (-2)
    0:03:51 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:03:53 [only] It is now turn 15 (only)
    0:03:53 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:03:53 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 16 (only)
    0:03:53 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:03:54 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:03:54 [only] only draws a card
    0:03:54 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:03:55 [only] only plays Forgotten Cave from Hand
    0:03:55 [only] only taps Forgotten Cave
    0:03:56 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:03:57 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:03:58 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:03:58 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:04:00 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 17 (UnitedFan)
    0:04:00 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:04:01 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Goblin Ringleader
    0:04:02 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:04:02 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Badlands
    0:04:03 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:04:03 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Badlands
    0:04:04 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:04:05 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:04:05 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:04:08 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:04:09 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Badlands
    0:04:10 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:04:14 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Goblin Matron from Hand
    0:04:21 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Matron to Hand from Play
    0:04:22 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Thinking
    0:04:23 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Goblin Warchief from Hand
    0:04:28 [only] <only> Ok
    0:04:28 [only] <only> Ok
    0:04:31 [UnitedFan] Goblin Warchief's note changed: Fear
    0:04:32 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    0:04:33 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:04:33 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin Warchief
    0:04:34 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin Warchief
    0:04:34 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin Ringleader
    0:04:34 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin Ringleader
    0:04:35 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:04:35 [only] only taps Island
    0:04:36 [only] only plays AEther Burst from Hand
    0:04:44 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> very boring

    ok here it starts.... ( I was bouncing some of his attckers to stay alive while stuck on 2 lands for the first 5 turns)

    0:04:47 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Ringleader to Hand from Play
    0:04:48 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Warchief to Hand from Play
    0:04:49 [only] only sacrifices AEther Burst
    0:04:56 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan discards Goblin Ringleader
    0:04:57 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:04:58 [only] <only> yesI agree
    0:04:59 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 18 (only)
    0:04:59 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:05:02 [only] <only> goblins are very boring
    0:05:05 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:05:05 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:05:05 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:05:05 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:05:05 [only] only draws a card
    0:05:05 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:05:05 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:05:05 [only] only draws a card
    0:05:05 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:05:05 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:05:10 [only] only undone last draw [1 card(s)]
    0:05:11 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> no
    0:05:13 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> blue cards
    0:05:15 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:05:17 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> are very boring
    0:05:17 [only] only plays Pillage from Hand
    0:05:19 [only] only taps Island
    0:05:20 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:05:20 [only] only taps Forgotten Cave
    0:05:23 [only] <only> nah
    0:05:27 [only] <only> blue cards are fun
    0:05:32 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan sacrifices Badlands
    0:05:36 [only] only sacrifices Pillage
    0:05:36 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:05:37 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:05:38 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:05:38 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:05:39 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> no is mad to say
    0:05:46 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> blue is color of control
    0:05:54 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> and control is not funny
    0:05:54 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 19 (UnitedFan)
    0:05:54 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:05:55 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:05:55 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Badlands
    0:05:55 [only] <only> nah this aint sparta
    0:05:56 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:05:57 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:05:59 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:05:59 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:06:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:06:02 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Badlands
    0:06:02 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:06:04 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Goblin Warchief from Hand
    0:06:06 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    0:06:06 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:06:06 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin Warchief
    0:06:06 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin Warchief
    0:06:09 [only] only's life total is now 11 (-2)
    0:06:15 [UnitedFan] Goblin Warchief's note changed: Fear
    0:06:17 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:06:18 [only] It is now turn 20 (only)
    0:06:18 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:06:19 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 21 (only)
    0:06:19 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:06:20 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:06:20 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:06:21 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:06:21 [only] only draws a card
    0:06:21 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:06:23 [only] only taps Island
    0:06:23 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:06:23 [only] only taps Forgotten Cave
    0:06:24 [only] only plays Pillage from Hand
    0:06:31 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan sacrifices Badlands
    0:06:31 [only] only sacrifices Pillage
    0:06:32 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:06:32 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:06:33 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:06:38 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 22 (UnitedFan)
    0:06:38 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:06:39 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Goblin Warchief
    0:06:40 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:06:40 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:06:41 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:06:41 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:06:41 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:06:48 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:06:49 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:06:50 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Goblin Matron from Hand
    0:06:55 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan is looking its Library...
    0:06:57 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Piledriver into play from Library
    0:06:57 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:06:58 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan stops looking its Library...
    0:06:59 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Piledriver to Hand from Play
    0:07:05 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    0:07:05 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:07:06 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin Matron
    0:07:06 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin Matron
    0:07:06 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin Warchief
    0:07:07 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin Warchief
    0:07:07 [only] only's life total is now 8 (-3)
    0:07:11 [UnitedFan] Goblin Matron's note changed: Fear
    0:07:14 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan discards Festering Goblin
    0:07:15 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:07:16 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 23 (only)
    0:07:16 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:07:18 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:07:18 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:07:18 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:07:18 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:07:18 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:07:18 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:07:18 [only] only draws a card
    0:07:18 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:07:19 [only] only plays Island from Hand
    0:07:20 [only] only plays Flametongue Kavu from Hand
    0:07:22 [only] only taps Island
    0:07:22 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:07:22 [only] only taps Forgotten Cave
    0:07:22 [only] only taps Island
    0:07:29 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan sacrifices Goblin Warchief
    0:07:30 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:07:31 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:07:32 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:07:32 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:07:36 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 24 (UnitedFan)
    0:07:36 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:07:36 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Goblin Matron
    0:07:37 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:07:38 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:07:39 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:07:39 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:07:40 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:07:41 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:07:42 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:07:43 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Goblin Piledriver from Hand
    0:07:50 [UnitedFan] Goblin Piledriver's note changed: Fear
    0:07:52 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:07:53 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 25 (only)
    0:07:53 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:07:54 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:07:54 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:07:54 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:07:55 [only] only draws a card
    0:07:55 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:07:55 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:07:56 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:07:59 [only] only taps Island
    0:07:59 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:07:59 [only] only taps Forgotten Cave
    0:07:59 [only] only taps Island
    0:08:00 [only] only plays Flametongue Kavu from Hand
    0:08:07 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> absurdf
    0:08:14 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> only a lucky child
    0:08:17 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan sacrifices Goblin Piledriver
    0:08:19 [only] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:08:20 [only] only taps Flametongue Kavu
    0:08:21 [UnitedFan] only taps Flametongue Kavu
    0:08:23 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
    0:08:26 [only] <only> Ok
    0:08:26 [only] <only> Ok
    0:08:29 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Matron to Graveyard from Play
    0:08:30 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:08:30 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:08:31 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:08:31 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:08:34 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 26 (UnitedFan)
    0:08:34 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:08:35 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:08:35 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:08:36 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:08:37 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:08:37 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:08:43 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:08:44 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:08:45 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Stingscourger from Hand
    0:08:46 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:08:49 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 27 (only)
    0:08:49 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:08:50 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:08:50 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:08:51 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:08:51 [only] only draws a card
    0:08:51 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:08:52 [only] only plays Mountain from Hand
    0:08:56 [only] only taps Island
    0:08:56 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:08:56 [only] only taps Forgotten Cave
    0:08:56 [only] only taps Island
    0:08:56 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:08:56 [only] only untaps Island
    0:08:56 [only] only untaps Mountain
    0:08:56 [only] only untaps Forgotten Cave
    0:08:56 [only] only untaps Island
    0:08:56 [only] only untaps Mountain
    0:08:57 [only] only taps Island
    0:08:57 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:08:57 [only] only taps Forgotten Cave
    0:08:57 [only] only taps Island
    0:08:57 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:08:58 [only] only plays Mulldrifter from Hand
    0:09:00 [only] only draws a card
    0:09:00 [only] only draws a card
    0:09:02 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:09:02 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:09:03 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:09:07 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 28 (UnitedFan)
    0:09:07 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:09:08 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:09:08 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:09:10 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan sacrifices Stingscourger
    0:09:11 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:09:11 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:09:12 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:09:32 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Thinking
    0:10:02 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> to destroy land is very coward
    0:10:17 [only] <only> whats coward?
    0:10:19 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i can't play
    0:10:33 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> and u can win easily. i suppose are u happy
    0:10:35 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> coward
    0:10:45 [only] <only> care to explain oyur gibberish?
    0:10:57 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> coward!
    0:11:04 [only] <only> what does that mean?
    0:11:36 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> is means coward, i don't know what's your country and i can't explain it in your language
    0:11:39 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> be clever
    0:11:44 [only] <only> lol
    0:11:49 [only] <only> ok we
    0:11:51 [only] <only> done?
    0:11:58 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i can't play
    0:12:08 [only] <only> then discard to 7 pls
    0:12:08 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i can't do nothing
    0:12:15 [only] <only> ok thats fine
    0:12:20 [only] <only> you dont have to do anything
    0:12:29 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> so
    0:12:32 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> well
    0:12:42 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> in a normal game i have to do something
    0:12:48 [only] <only> oh really?
    0:12:49 [only] <only> nah
    0:12:54 [only] <only> you dont have to do anything
    0:12:58 [only] <only> just sit back and relax
    0:12:59 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> but thank to your boring blue
    0:13:01 [only] <only> its a game
    0:13:03 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> now i ca'nt
    0:13:09 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i'm very relaxed
    0:13:13 [only] <only> fine
    0:13:15 [only] <only> my turn?
    0:13:30 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> restart and play a not coward game


    Ok this was just the prelude to it all. Long story short: he beat me down with goblins I bounced them, then destroyed 2 of his lands so he couldnt play them anymore ( saw 2 ringleaders and a lot of other 3 and 4 cmc goblins) then used FTKs to take care of whats left and eventaully siwng.

    0:13:33 [UnitedFan] <Opponent is requesting a new game>
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Rooney is the BEST!
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws 0 cards
    0:00:00 [only] only shuffles library
    0:00:00 [only] <only> hi
    0:00:00 [only] only draws 0 cards
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] <-------- New Game Started -------->
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan's Security Code: BB0DE003 [???]
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] only's Security Code: 40541888 [Type 1.5]
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 1 (UnitedFan)
    0:00:00 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:00:01 [only] only shuffles library
    0:00:03 [only] only draws 7 cards
    0:00:05 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:06 [only] <only> kp
    0:00:06 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:07 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:08 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:14 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws 7 cards
    0:00:16 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Ok
    0:00:24 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Bloodstained Mire from Hand
    0:00:25 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Bloodstained Mire
    0:00:25 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan's life total is now 19 (-1)
    0:00:36 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan sacrifices Bloodstained Mire
    0:00:38 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan is looking its Library...
    0:00:40 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Badlands into play from Library
    0:00:41 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:41 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:42 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan stops looking its Library...
    0:00:42 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:43 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan shuffles library
    0:00:46 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Badlands
    0:00:47 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Festering Goblin from Hand
    0:00:48 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:00:49 [only] It is now turn 2 (only)
    0:00:49 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:00:50 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 3 (only)
    0:00:50 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:00:50 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:00:51 [only] only draws a card
    0:00:51 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:00:52 [only] only plays Island from Hand
    0:00:53 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:00:54 [only] It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
    0:00:55 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:01:00 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 4 (UnitedFan)
    0:01:00 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:01:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Badlands
    0:01:01 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:01:02 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:01:02 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:01:02 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Mountain from Hand
    0:01:07 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    0:01:08 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:01:08 [only] UnitedFan taps Festering Goblin
    0:01:09 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Festering Goblin
    0:01:09 [only] only's life total is now 19 (-1)
    0:01:11 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:01:12 [only] It is now turn 5 (only)
    0:01:12 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:01:13 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 6 (only)
    0:01:13 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:01:13 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:01:13 [only] only draws a card
    0:01:13 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:01:15 [only] only plays Mountain from Hand
    0:01:16 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:01:17 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:01:18 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:01:22 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 7 (UnitedFan)
    0:01:22 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:01:24 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:01:25 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:01:25 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:01:26 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Festering Goblin
    0:01:28 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Thinking
    0:01:32 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    0:01:32 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:01:33 [only] UnitedFan taps Festering Goblin
    0:01:33 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Festering Goblin
    0:01:34 [only] only's life total is now 18 (-1)
    0:01:35 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:01:36 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Lightning Bolt from Hand
    0:01:39 [only] only's life total is now 15 (-3)
    0:01:40 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Lightning Bolt to Graveyard from Play
    0:01:42 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:01:43 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 8 (only)
    0:01:43 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:01:44 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:01:44 [only] only draws a card
    0:01:44 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:01:46 [only] only plays Island from Hand
    0:01:48 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:01:48 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:01:49 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:01:49 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:01:51 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 9 (UnitedFan)
    0:01:51 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:01:52 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:01:54 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Festering Goblin
    0:01:54 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:01:55 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:01:55 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:01:56 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Mountain from Hand
    0:01:59 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Badlands
    0:01:59 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:02:00 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:02:01 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Goblin Warchief from Hand
    0:02:02 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    0:02:03 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:02:03 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin Warchief
    0:02:03 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin Warchief
    0:02:04 [only] UnitedFan taps Festering Goblin
    0:02:04 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Festering Goblin
    0:02:06 [only] only taps Island
    0:02:07 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:02:08 [only] only plays AEther Burst from Hand
    0:02:12 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Warchief to Hand from Play
    0:02:12 [only] only's life total is now 14 (-1)
    0:02:13 [only] only puts AEther Burst to Graveyard from Play
    0:02:15 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:02:16 [only] It is now turn 10 (only)
    0:02:16 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:02:16 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 11 (only)
    0:02:16 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:02:17 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:02:17 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:02:18 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:02:18 [only] only draws a card
    0:02:18 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:02:19 [only] only plays Cascade Bluffs from Hand
    0:02:21 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:02:21 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:02:22 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:02:25 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 12 (UnitedFan)
    0:02:25 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:02:26 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Badlands
    0:02:26 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:02:27 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:02:27 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Festering Goblin
    0:02:29 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:02:29 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:02:29 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:02:31 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Badlands
    0:02:31 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:02:32 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:02:33 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Goblin Warchief from Hand
    0:02:35 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    0:02:35 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:02:36 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin Warchief
    0:02:37 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin Warchief
    0:02:37 [only] UnitedFan taps Festering Goblin
    0:02:37 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Festering Goblin
    0:02:39 [only] only taps Island
    0:02:39 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:02:39 [only] only taps Island
    0:02:39 [only] only taps Cascade Bluffs
    0:02:40 [only] only plays Ray of Command from Hand
    0:02:48 [only] UnitedFan untaps Festering Goblin
    0:02:49 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Festering Goblin
    0:02:52 [only] only sacrifices Ray of Command
    0:02:53 [UnitedFan] only is now the controller of Festering Goblin
    0:02:58 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Ok
    0:03:00 [only] only sacrifices Festering Goblin
    0:03:03 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:03:04 [only] <only> -1-1
    0:03:05 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 13 (only)
    0:03:05 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:03:08 [only] <only> on warchief

    (his cheiaf should be dead, but he didnt copy, I let it slip and played FTk next turn anyway so we)

    0:03:09 [UnitedFan] Goblin Warchief now has 1 (+1) counters.
    0:03:24 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:03:24 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:03:25 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:03:25 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:03:25 [only] only draws a card
    0:03:25 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:03:27 [only] only taps Island
    0:03:27 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:03:27 [only] only taps Island
    0:03:27 [only] only taps Cascade Bluffs
    0:03:28 [only] only plays Flametongue Kavu from Hand
    0:03:36 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Warchief to Graveyard from Play
    0:03:37 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:03:37 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:03:38 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:03:41 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 14 (UnitedFan)
    0:03:41 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:03:41 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Badlands
    0:03:41 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:03:42 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:03:43 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:03:44 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:03:44 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:03:45 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Badlands
    0:03:45 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:03:46 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Terminate from Hand
    0:03:48 [only] only puts Flametongue Kavu to Graveyard from Play
    0:03:51 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Terminate to Graveyard from Play
    0:03:52 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:03:53 [only] It is now turn 15 (only)
    0:03:53 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:03:54 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 16 (only)
    0:03:54 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:03:54 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:03:54 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:03:54 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:03:55 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:03:56 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:03:56 [only] only draws a card
    0:03:56 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:03:57 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:03:57 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:03:58 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:03:59 [only] only plays Mana Short from Hand
    0:04:01 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:04:01 [only] only taps Island
    0:04:01 [only] only taps Cascade Bluffs
    0:04:04 [only] <only> upkeep

    Ok so here it starts. I'm lsoing more and more intrest in this game but the conversation gets funnier form here. sit back and enjoy...


    0:04:30 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> in my opinion is a very coward move, but ok
    0:04:37 [only] <only> yeah
    0:04:42 [only] <only> whatever coward does
    0:04:45 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> no
    0:04:48 [only] only sacrifices Mana Short
    0:04:59 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> only moves that not let playing other players
    0:04:59 [only] <only> im not a famer like you
    0:05:11 [only] <only> *farmer
    0:05:17 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> yes yes
    0:05:32 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> however
    0:05:55 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> u can't playing a spell in your turn and decides his value is for the next turn
    0:05:58 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> have nonsense
    0:06:04 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> playing in my turn
    0:06:09 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> is correct
    0:06:11 [only] <only> just make it clear i play it in oyur turn
    0:06:20 [only] <only> so you wont play before i play
    0:06:32 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> no, istant is istant
    0:06:34 [only] <only> but ill wait next time
    0:06:40 [only] <only> my turn ?
    0:06:41 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> if u use in yourn turn
    0:06:46 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> NO
    0:06:51 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> let me end to write
    0:07:02 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> if u use in your turn
    0:07:08 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> the value of that spell is for same turn
    0:07:11 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> u understand?
    0:07:12 [only] <only> yeah
    0:07:14 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> is a nonsense move
    0:07:16 [only] <only> but i didnt use it my turn
    0:07:21 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> yes
    0:07:21 [only] <only> i used it your trun
    0:07:26 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> no
    0:07:49 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i dostreyed your creature and passed
    0:07:51 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> when i pass
    0:07:56 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> is your turn
    0:08:03 [only] <only> ok
    0:08:06 [only] <only> so i passed
    0:08:08 [only] <only> then your turn
    0:08:10 [only] <only> then mana short
    0:08:14 [only] <only> everythings fine
    0:08:20 [only] <only> end?
    0:08:28 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> coward
    0:08:29 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:08:31 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:08:32 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:08:32 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:08:32 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:08:33 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:08:33 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:08:34 [only] only draws a card
    0:08:34 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:08:34 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:08:35 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:08:37 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:08:37 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:08:39 [only] <only> pass
    0:08:40 [only] It is now turn 17 (UnitedFan)
    0:08:40 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:08:41 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 18 (only)
    0:08:41 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:08:42 [only] only plays Mana Short from Hand
    0:08:43 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 19 (UnitedFan)
    0:08:43 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:08:44 [only] only taps Cascade Bluffs
    0:08:44 [only] only untaps Cascade Bluffs
    0:08:45 [only] only taps Cascade Bluffs
    0:08:46 [only] only taps Island
    0:08:46 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:08:49 [only] <only> your turn
    0:08:51 [only] <only> mana short
    0:08:51 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> coward
    0:08:53 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn

    (doenst bother to draw, but hey doenst bother to draw neither. losing intrest in the game, but I sense I can pull off something here.

    0:08:54 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 20 (only)
    0:08:54 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:08:54 [only] only sacrifices Mana Short
    0:08:55 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:08:55 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:08:56 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:08:56 [only] only draws a card
    0:08:56 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:08:57 [only] only plays Nivix, Aerie of the Firemind from Hand
    0:08:58 [only] only plays Mulldrifter from Hand
    0:08:59 [only] only taps Island
    0:08:59 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:08:59 [only] only taps Island
    0:08:59 [only] only taps Cascade Bluffs
    0:09:00 [only] only taps Nivix, Aerie of the Firemind
    0:09:01 [only] only draws a card
    0:09:01 [only] only draws a card
    0:09:02 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:09:03 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:09:04 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:09:04 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:09:06 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 21 (UnitedFan)
    0:09:06 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:09:07 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Badlands
    0:09:07 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:09:08 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:09:09 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:09:09 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:09:10 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Blood Crypt from Hand
    0:09:12 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan's life total is now 17 (-2)
    0:09:16 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Badlands
    0:09:17 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:09:17 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:09:19 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Goblin Warchief from Hand
    0:09:23 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Blood Crypt
    0:09:25 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Goblin Piledriver from Hand
    0:09:26 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:09:28 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 22 (only)
    0:09:28 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:09:28 [only] It is now turn 23 (UnitedFan)
    0:09:28 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:09:29 [only] It is now turn 24 (only)
    0:09:29 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:09:30 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:09:30 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:09:31 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:09:31 [only] only draws a card
    0:09:31 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:09:35 [only] only plays Island from Hand
    0:09:40 [only] only taps Island
    0:09:40 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:09:40 [only] only taps Island
    0:09:40 [only] only taps Cascade Bluffs
    0:09:40 [only] only taps Nivix, Aerie of the Firemind
    0:09:40 [only] only taps Island
    0:09:41 [only] only plays Nucklavee from Hand
    0:09:43 [only] only puts Ray of Command to Hand from Graveyard
    0:09:46 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:09:46 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:09:47 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:09:50 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 25 (UnitedFan)
    0:09:50 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:09:51 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Badlands
    0:09:52 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:09:52 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:09:53 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Blood Crypt
    0:09:54 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:09:54 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:09:54 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:09:58 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Badlands
    0:09:58 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:09:59 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:09:59 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Blood Crypt
    0:10:01 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Siege-Gang Commander from Hand
    0:10:04 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts a 1/1 Goblin token into play
    0:10:09 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan duplicates Goblin
    0:10:10 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan duplicates Goblin
    0:10:16 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    0:10:16 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:10:16 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin Piledriver
    0:10:16 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin Piledriver
    0:10:16 [only] UnitedFan taps Siege-Gang Commander
    0:10:17 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Siege-Gang Commander
    0:10:17 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin
    0:10:17 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin
    0:10:18 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin
    0:10:18 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin
    0:10:18 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin
    0:10:19 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin
    0:10:20 [only] UnitedFan untaps Siege-Gang Commander
    0:10:20 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Siege-Gang Commander
    0:10:28 [only] only's life total is now 13 (-1)
    0:10:31 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan sacrifices Goblin
    0:10:31 [only] only's life total is now 12 (-1)
    0:10:32 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan sacrifices Goblin
    0:10:35 [only] only's life total is now 6 (-6)
    0:10:35 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> -.-
    0:10:38 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> ok
    0:10:41 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:10:43 [only] It is now turn 26 (only)
    0:10:43 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:10:43 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 27 (only)
    0:10:43 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:10:44 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:10:44 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:10:45 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:10:45 [only] only draws a card
    0:10:45 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:10:47 [only] only plays Cascade Bluffs from Hand
    0:10:52 [only] only taps Island
    0:10:53 [only] only taps Cascade Bluffs
    0:10:53 [only] only taps Nivix, Aerie of the Firemind
    0:10:55 [only] only taps Island
    0:10:56 [only] only plays Ray of Command from Hand
    0:11:08 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Ok
    0:11:12 [only] only is now the controller of Siege-Gang Commander
    0:11:14 [only] only sacrifices Ray of Command
    0:11:16 [only] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:11:17 [only] only taps Nucklavee
    0:11:17 [only] only untaps Nucklavee
    0:11:18 [UnitedFan] only taps Nucklavee
    0:11:18 [only] only taps Nucklavee
    0:11:19 [UnitedFan] only untaps Nucklavee
    0:11:19 [only] only taps Siege-Gang Commander
    0:11:19 [UnitedFan] only taps Nucklavee
    0:11:20 [UnitedFan] only taps Siege-Gang Commander
    0:11:23 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan's life total is now 11 (-6)
    0:11:24 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:11:25 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:11:26 [only] only taps Cascade Bluffs
    0:11:34 [only] only sacrifices Siege-Gang Commander
    0:11:35 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan sacrifices Goblin Piledriver
    0:11:36 [only] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
    0:11:37 [only] <only> End my turn
    0:11:41 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 28 (UnitedFan)
    0:11:41 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:11:42 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Goblin
    0:11:44 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Badlands
    0:11:44 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:11:45 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:11:45 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Blood Crypt
    0:11:47 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:11:47 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:11:47 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:11:49 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Badlands
    0:11:50 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:11:50 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:11:51 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Goblin Ringleader from Hand
    0:11:56 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan is looking top 4 cards of its Library...
    0:11:59 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Mountain into play from Library
    0:12:01 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Mountain into play from Library
    0:12:03 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Bloodstained Mire into play from Library
    0:12:06 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Blood Crypt into play from Library
    0:12:06 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan stops looking its Library...
    0:12:08 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts a Blood Crypt on bottom of Library from Play
    0:12:09 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts a Bloodstained Mire on bottom of Library from Play
    0:12:13 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts a Mountain on top of Library from Play
    0:12:15 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts a Mountain on bottom of Library from Play
    0:12:15 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
    0:12:15 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:12:16 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin Ringleader
    0:12:16 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin Ringleader
    0:12:18 [only] UnitedFan taps Goblin
    0:12:18 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin
    0:12:25 [only] only's life total is now 5 (-1)
    0:12:28 [only] only sacrifices Mulldrifter
    0:12:29 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan sacrifices Goblin Ringleader
    0:12:31 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:12:32 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 29 (only)
    0:12:32 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:12:33 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:12:33 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:12:34 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:12:34 [only] only draws a card
    0:12:34 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:12:38 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:12:39 [only] only taps Nivix, Aerie of the Firemind
    0:12:40 [only] only taps Island
    0:12:40 [only] only plays Heat Shimmer from Hand
    0:12:43 [only] only duplicates Nucklavee
    0:12:46 [only] only puts Mana Short to Hand from Graveyard
    0:12:48 [only] only puts Heat Shimmer to Graveyard from Play
    0:12:50 [only] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:12:51 [only] only taps Nucklavee
    0:12:51 [UnitedFan] only taps Nucklavee
    0:12:51 [only] only taps Nucklavee
    0:12:52 [UnitedFan] only taps Nucklavee
    0:12:53 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Goblin Warchief
    0:12:54 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Goblin Warchief
    0:12:55 [UnitedFan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
    0:13:02 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan sacrifices Goblin Warchief
    0:13:03 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan's life total is now 7 (-4)
    0:13:04 [only] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
    0:13:05 [only] only taps Island
    0:13:06 [only] only plays Pongify from Hand
    0:13:10 [only] only puts a 3/3 ape token into play
    0:13:12 [only] only sacrifices Nucklavee
    0:13:13 [only] only puts Pongify to Graveyard from Play
    0:13:16 [only] <only> pass

    0:13:19 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 30 (UnitedFan)
    0:13:19 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:13:19 [only] <only> you turn
    0:13:19 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Badlands
    0:13:20 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:13:20 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Mountain
    0:13:21 [only] only plays Mana Short from Hand
    0:13:22 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan untaps Goblin
    0:13:22 [only] only taps Cascade Bluffs
    0:13:23 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:13:23 [only] only taps Cascade Bluffs
    0:13:24 [only] only taps Island
    0:13:24 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan draws a card
    0:13:24 [UnitedFan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:13:32 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> no i can't accept
    0:13:35 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> another time
    0:13:41 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> this turn i can won
    0:13:41 [only] <only> instant
    0:13:47 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Mountain from Hand
    0:14:08 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> too coward
    0:14:10 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan reveals a Patriarch's Bidding

    OK so from here on its just talking but I hope you like it hehe.

    (in case you couldn't follow the game: He was beating me down with goblins. I managed to stabalize, then aman shorted him 2 turns and one for the win.)

    For the most part I'm pretending here but his logic is very amusing.

    0:14:14 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan hides card in hand
    0:14:23 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i win this turn
    0:14:30 [only] <only> nope not really
    0:14:37 [only] <only> lands tapped
    0:14:38 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> not really?
    0:14:39 [only] <only> no mana
    0:14:42 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> oh
    0:14:45 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> for this reason
    0:14:58 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> but if u don't used that spell
    0:15:01 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i would have won
    0:15:08 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> that match
    0:15:12 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> very good coward
    0:15:14 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> u won
    0:15:16 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> be happy?
    0:15:20 [only] <only> yeah sure
    0:15:23 [only] <only> i like winning
    0:15:33 [only] <only> very coward like
    0:15:36 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> with uncorrect moves
    0:15:44 [only] <only> lol?
    0:15:49 [only] <only> care to explain?
    0:16:16 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> what?
    0:16:23 [only] <only> uncorrect move?
    0:16:27 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> yes
    0:16:32 [only] <only> oh really?
    0:16:40 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> so
    0:16:56 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> don't let plyaing other is quite uncorrect
    0:17:02 [only] <only> instant in oyur turn is uncorrect?
    0:17:03 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> like destroying lands
    0:17:10 [only] <only> nah
    0:17:15 [only] <only> its what the card says
    0:17:19 [only] <only> nothing uncorrect
    0:17:23 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> is not the way u have played
    0:17:23 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> the problem was the spells u have used
    0:17:31 [only] <only> lol
    0:17:36 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> yes but the card is very bad
    0:17:40 [only] <only> nah
    0:17:43 [only] <only> its good
    0:17:44 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> a game is good
    0:17:46 [only] <only> it won me the game
    0:17:52 [only] <only> dont think its bad
    0:17:52 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> when all players can play
    0:18:02 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> if one player can't play
    0:18:04 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> is not funny
    0:18:09 [only] <only> lol
    0:18:12 [only] <only> you sure can play
    0:18:18 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> no
    0:18:26 [only] <only> not stopping you from playing
    0:18:32 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> yes
    0:18:40 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> if i can't play my spell
    0:18:43 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i can't play
    0:18:49 [only] <only> well
    0:18:54 [only] <only> play another spell lol
    0:19:09 [only] <only> lots of psells
    0:19:12 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> with all tapped lands i can't
    0:19:13 [only] <only> can play any spell
    0:19:36 [only] <only> so what? next turn you cna untap
    0:19:39 [only] <only> then play spell
    0:19:49 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> next turn i'm not in game
    0:19:56 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i have 7 lp
    0:19:57 [only] <only> well thats how it goes
    0:20:00 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> u attack me+
    0:20:01 [only] <only> cant win every game
    0:20:03 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> and i loss
    0:20:13 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i don't want win
    0:20:19 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i want play
    0:20:21 [only] <only> ok cool
    0:20:22 [only] <only> yeah
    0:20:22 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> is differebt
    0:20:24 [only] <only> you played?
    0:20:27 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> different
    0:20:32 [only] <only> thats why theres a winner and a loser
    0:20:38 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> End my turn
    0:20:40 [UnitedFan] It is now turn 31 (only)
    0:20:40 [UnitedFan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
    0:20:42 [only] only sacrifices Mana Short
    0:20:43 [only] only untaps his/her permanents
    0:20:43 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
    0:20:44 [only] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
    0:20:45 [only] only draws a card
    0:20:45 [only] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
    0:20:45 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> yes
    0:20:48 [only] only plays Heat Shimmer from Hand
    0:20:50 [only] only taps Mountain
    0:20:51 [only] only taps Nivix, Aerie of the Firemind
    0:20:52 [only] only taps Island
    0:20:54 [only] only duplicates Nucklavee
    0:20:58 [only] only puts Ray of Command to Hand from Graveyard
    0:20:59 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> but in this way there aren't a winner and a loser
    0:21:00 [only] only puts Heat Shimmer to Graveyard from Play
    0:21:04 [only] only plays Ray of Command from Hand
    0:21:05 [only] only taps Island
    0:21:05 [only] only taps Island
    0:21:06 [only] only taps Cascade Bluffs
    0:21:07 [only] only taps Cascade Bluffs
    0:21:08 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> there are a player and a not player
    0:21:14 [only] <only> nah
    0:21:17 [only] <only> were both palyers
    0:21:17 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Yes
    0:21:19 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> no
    0:21:23 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i can't play
    0:21:24 [only] <only> sure are
    0:21:27 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> have all tapped
    0:21:35 [only] <only> yeah
    0:21:37 [only] <only> so do i?
    0:21:48 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> what?
    0:21:51 [only] <only> all alnds tapped
    0:21:55 [only] <only> cant play now
    0:22:00 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> -.-
    0:22:01 [only] <only> whats the deal?
    0:22:03 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> stupid coward
    0:22:10 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> u played two spells
    0:22:13 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> don't joke me
    0:22:24 [only] <only> yeah and now i cant play anmore spells
    0:22:33 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> u have tapped YOUR LANDS
    0:22:33 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i don't tapped my
    0:22:39 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> understand the difference?
    0:22:46 [only] <only> you can always tap your lands
    0:22:54 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> no
    0:23:05 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> are tapped yer
    0:23:06 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> yet*
    0:23:14 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> from your coward spell
    0:23:21 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> and so i can't cast
    0:23:22 [only] <only> i dont have a coward spell
    0:23:23 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> nothing
    0:23:27 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> yes
    0:23:29 [only] <only> nope
    0:23:33 [only] <only> no card with that name
    0:23:44 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i said to u yet
    0:23:51 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> DON't JOKE ME
    0:23:58 [only] <only> lol? i dont joke you
    0:23:58 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i'm not funny
    0:24:06 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i'm serious in this moment
    0:24:06 [only] <only> oh coward = funny?

    (* I know what coward means but its fun to let your op not know what they're insulting oyu with when they do thus needing to explain it actually)

    0:24:11 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> no
    0:24:15 [only] <only> ah now i get it
    0:24:18 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> where are u from?
    0:24:18 [only] <only> thats cool
    0:24:26 [only] <only> i like people i play with having fun
    0:24:30 [only] <only> denmark

    (not really form denmark, but its such an unsuspecting country...)

    0:24:45 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> do u know deutsch?
    0:24:50 [only] <only> no
    0:24:58 [only] <only> not really
    0:24:59 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> ok wait
    0:25:02 [only] <only> i can say hallo
    0:25:02 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i search danish meaning
    0:25:07 [only] <only> guten tag
    0:25:08 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> of coward
    0:25:46 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> ok
    0:25:51 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i have danish coward meaning
    0:25:57 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> "kujon, kryster, en som ikke har mod "

    (no idea what this means, but I went for him getting teh right translation)

    0:26:03 [only] <only> lol
    0:26:18 [only] <only> so how im a coward?
    0:26:24 [only] <only> doesnt make snese
    0:26:26 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> yes u are
    0:26:33 [only] <only> ah yeah? why?
    0:26:45 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> cause u don't let me playing
    0:26:52 [only] <only> lol
    0:26:55 [only] <only> sure let you play
    0:27:05 [only] <only> im not in oyur house
    0:27:06 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> no i can't, however
    0:27:10 [only] <only> stoppinfg you
    0:27:10 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> u won this match
    0:27:12 [only] <only> am I?
    0:27:38 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> u won
    0:27:41 [only] <only> yes
    0:27:49 [only] <only> cowards dont win ususally
    0:27:51 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> very lucky
    0:27:56 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> next time u will won
    0:27:57 [only] <only> pretty strange huh?
    0:27:59 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i*
    0:28:03 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan reveals a Patriarch's Bidding
    0:28:07 [UnitedFan] only is now the controller of Goblin
    0:28:07 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Badlands
    0:28:07 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:28:08 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:28:08 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Blood Crypt
    0:28:09 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan taps Mountain
    0:28:10 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan plays Patriarch's Bidding from Hand
    0:28:11 [only] only sacrifices Ray of Command
    0:28:14 [only] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
    0:28:16 [only] only taps Nucklavee
    0:28:16 [only] only taps ape
    0:28:16 [only] only taps Nucklavee
    0:28:16 [only] only taps Goblin
    0:28:16 [UnitedFan] Patriarch's Bidding's note changed: Goblin
    0:28:17 [UnitedFan] only taps Nucklavee
    0:28:17 [UnitedFan] only taps ape
    0:28:18 [UnitedFan] only taps Nucklavee
    0:28:18 [UnitedFan] only taps Goblin
    0:28:19 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Warchief into play from Graveyard
    0:28:20 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Ringleader into play from Graveyard
    0:28:22 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Siege-Gang Commander into play from Graveyard
    0:28:29 [only] <only> uhm
    0:28:31 [only] <only> sorcery
    0:28:31 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Piledriver into play from Graveyard
    0:28:32 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Warchief into play from Graveyard
    0:28:32 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Festering Goblin into play from Graveyard
    0:28:37 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> yes
    0:28:41 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> is not the real match
    0:28:49 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i showing you
    0:28:52 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> next turn happens
    0:28:58 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i u don't won
    0:28:58 [only] <only> ok
    0:28:59 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> if*
    0:29:08 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan sacrifices Patriarch's Bidding
    0:29:14 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Piledriver to Graveyard from Play
    0:29:16 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Warchief to Graveyard from Play
    0:29:19 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan's life total is now -3 (-10)
    0:29:21 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan's life total is now -4 (-1)
    0:29:23 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Festering Goblin to Graveyard from Play
    0:29:27 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Siege-Gang Commander to Graveyard from Play
    0:29:27 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Ringleader to Graveyard from Play
    0:29:29 [UnitedFan] UnitedFan puts Goblin Warchief to Graveyard from Play
    0:29:37 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> very unlucky i am
    0:30:02 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> emh
    0:30:10 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> u are coward, and i'm unlucky
    0:30:14 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> different
    0:30:15 [only] <only> yeah
    0:30:21 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> yes
    0:30:32 [only] <only> also
    0:30:41 [only] <only> why are you playing unlucky card?
    0:30:53 [only] <only> I mean I play with coward cards
    0:31:00 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> oh..let me explain
    0:31:00 [only] <only> but they are better than unlucky cards
    0:31:30 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> are not me cards to be unlucky, i'm unlucky to seen them when are became unuseful
    0:31:37 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> my*
    0:31:48 [only] <only> yeha but I'm a coward
    0:31:53 [only] <only> and have coward cards
    0:31:53 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> yes
    0:31:57 [only] <only> and you are unlucky
    0:31:57 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> cause your deck
    0:32:02 [only] <only> and have unlucky cards
    0:32:03 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> is projected
    0:32:13 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> to don't let playing other players
    0:32:14 [only] <only> but coward cards are working better
    0:32:22 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> yes
    0:32:23 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> it's true
    0:32:31 [only] <only> yeah
    0:32:37 [only] <only> then come and be a coward too?
    0:32:40 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> but are coward however
    0:33:09 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> explain
    0:33:13 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> Emrakul
    0:33:18 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> is a overpowered card
    0:33:19 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> is very strong
    0:33:22 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> but is coward
    0:33:23 [only] <only> nah
    0:33:26 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> like all counters
    0:33:28 [only] <only> it costs 15 mana
    0:33:29 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> like progenitus
    0:33:35 [only] <only> cotst 10
    0:33:35 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> oh not
    0:33:38 [only] <only> 2 of each color
    0:33:45 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> yes but
    0:33:54 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> no one player paid entire cost
    0:33:56 [only] <only> never seen people having so much mana
    0:34:02 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> use a lot of lands combo
    0:34:05 [only] <only> because they cont have
    0:34:13 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> that produces very lot of mana
    0:34:18 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> in few turns
    0:34:18 [only] <only> nah
    0:34:23 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> and cast emrakul
    0:34:23 [only] <only> if you play so many lands
    0:34:25 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> YES
    0:34:28 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> I' said YES
    0:34:29 [only] <only> you dont play much
    0:34:35 [only] <only> also
    0:34:41 [only] <only> if you play a land every turn
    0:34:41 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> I HAVE PLAYED A LOT OF GAMES
    0:34:47 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i have seen it
    0:34:48 [only] <only> you dont play much else
    0:34:49 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i'm not a lIAR
    0:34:52 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> OK?
    0:34:56 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> LIAR*
    0:35:00 [only] <only> no
    0:35:04 [only] <only> you are unlucky
    0:35:08 [only] <only> and im a coward
    0:35:23 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> another time u joke me
    0:35:29 [only] <only> lol?
    0:35:30 [only] <only> no
    0:35:35 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> want knowing my opinion?
    0:35:40 [only] <only> on what?
    0:35:53 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> i hope your dog is raped by a lot of *****s and judes
    0:35:59 [only] <only> i dont have a dog
    0:36:02 [UnitedFan] <UnitedFan> **** U+
    0:36:00 [<System>] <System> Player Lost


    Yeah so point is sensless complaining when your opponent is doing something and usual blue hate for not letting others play lol? All while not really in a position to make proper statements.
    Fun how satying calm aggrevates people.


    Thanks to DarkNightCavalier at Heroes of the Plane Studios for the Signature
  • #3254
    No log, but whatever. Yesterday I played Standard, mono-black control (post-M13) against some mono-green aggro deck. First my opponent wouldn't believe me that his Strangleroot Geist with a +1/+1 counter wouldn't return after a Black Sun Zenith. I had to search him a rules article, which he then proclaimed to be unable to copy the link out of the chat window so I had to to instruct him how to use google.com in order to find it for himself.

    Anyway, game goes on. A couple of turns later he casts a Wolfir Silverheart, trying to Soulbond Llanowar Elves. I immediately cast Dismember in order to kill the Silverheart before it grows, and I explicitly tell him that I do this in response to the ability on the stack. He then starts spouting garbage about how I played it too quickly, that Dismember goes on the stack before the triggered ability, and how he can Soulbond in response to Dismember to save his Silverheart.

    One of the few times where I quit on a player due to rules issues, because after explaining to him at least three times how it is impossible for a player to cast anything in between a creature entering play and its triggered abilities going on the stack, let alone for me as the non-active player, he still insisted on it.
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