At the rav pre-release I payed 2 bucks to pull from a giant cardboard box of rares in plastic sleeves; mox-in-a-box, the catch was that there was 1 moxen (dont know which one), and a couple for some boxes in there. On my first pull, i get the one that says Mox, so the guy at the booth offers me 200 dollars for it outright. Of course I took the money, but I wonder what his face would have been like if he looked at it and it turned out to be a chrome mox! Oh well, I had my 5 minutes of fame that day.
You... took the money? Why? I find it hard to believe that Mox was only worth $200.
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I think he was saying that there was a shot that it was just a chrome mox because all it said was "Mox". I'd call shenagins if I didn't get a real mox.
At the unhinged realease torny someone using Emcee stood up and said “Announcing Stone cold Basilisk” but pronounced it wrong and the entire rest of the people in thz store turn to him and yell “BASALISK” with the proper pronunciation
At an FNM I one time managed to regenerate a man using Evolution Charm. About a week later, my friend and I realized something wasn't quite right with that play...
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As my good friend Jesse put it, "When life gives you lemons, combo break them and get them banned."
He doesn't like lemonade...
I fetched the poison Sliver kill. He was really mad about it, since he himself had a turn 1 win in hand (lots of mana off of 3 Dark Rituals, Black Lotus and a Lotus Petal, Yawgmoth's Will, and a Tendrils). He muttered about how he didnt even get a chance to do anything and that he didn't like games with no interaction - which is kind of ironic since I could have said the same thing to him if he went first.
Media is not making me steal. But in a way is like the story of the very hot girl with the short skirt teasing the old sick guy with a history of rape.
In a mini master I played with a friend and in the first game he played AWOL on my Goblin S.W.A.T. Team so tossed it in the shop's void (little spot no one can get to) and the next game I had one less card and won because last card I picked up was the game winner (Pointy Finger of Doom on his last blocker)
Me and the owner of the store grabbed a random pile of commons and started playing Type 4. We got about halfway through the game when a woman by the vending machine answers her cell phone and says (Sounding EXTREMELY worried and panicked), "The only thing that scares me know are those crafty Russian scientists". I don't think I stopped laughing for 3 minutes.
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i went to the timespiral block constructed ptq just for fun. i was playing sproutswarm.deck...
anyway.......
the funny thing about it is that i went 4-1-2 that day....and managed to beat Conrad Kolos in the process...who just happened to place top 8 at nationals.
Conrad, if you read this I recognize that you really are a good player but, c'mon. sprout swarm.
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When neither modern science nor philosophy can explain what life is."
Does the Reaper dream of darkness Darker than BLACK?
The Greatest thing I have ever done is about 5 or 6 months ago and people were talking about how Squire was the worst creature ever. To prove them wrong I quickly traded for 4 of them and put them into my build of U/W/B Landstill as the only win Conditions along with 4 Mishra's Factory. I ended up tieing for first in an 18 man legacy tournament. It was Awesome, now its kinda became a trend at my shop to use crappy cards in good decks and try to win with them. Not many people has been successful, although I did see my friend top 4 with a Goblin deck that featured 4 Goblin Burrowers(I Think thats its name). I bet when legacy players come to our shop, who dont come very often probably feel like they have stepped into the Twilight Zone of Legacy.
I'm playing a game against this guy in round three. Things are cool for the time being. Some guy randomly Ass Whuppin's my Phyrexian Librarian. I shout at him "Why me?!"
That was not the funny part.
The next turn my opponent drops a Ladies' Knight. He then stands up and shouts "Any lingerie, women's clothing, anything?" A woman gave him a very strange glance and procured some pantyhose from her handbag and gave it to him, chuckling. He sticks the thing on his head and gives his Knight the boost. I untap, and Saute his Knight. He stares open-mouthed for a second, then resumes to play the remainder of the round with the pantyhose on his head. (I win barely by Curse of the Fire Penguin)
Afterwards I don't know exactly what happened, because the guy was searching for the woman who he got the pantyhose from. >_>
I still remember this moment like it was yesterday...
It was the Time Spiral prerelease I belive, and it was about 1230 PM. Well I guess when people lose cards the judges announce it over the speaker system. Well they announced that someone had dropped an expensive card, and right after that moment almost everyone in sync hollered "BLACK LOTUS!!" It actually was a Black Lotus. Apparently the guy who just spent 450 USD on it had a hole in his pocket, and he put a BLACK LOTUS IN HIS POCKET, and it fell out. I just thought it was funny that someone would put a damn Black Lotus in their pocket like it was a common. lol.
EDIT: I just remembered another one from the same event. My friend was playing in the main sealed tournament, and it was round 4 i believe, but anyways, his opponent calls a judge over. He asks the judge a ruling, and somehow my buddy ends up losing the game. After the game, he goes up to the judge, and has a conversation with him. Well apparently the judge was a vegan, and my friend called him a ***** to his face. The judge did NOTHING and walked away. At the least I thought he would have gotten banned for a couple months, but walked away without a scratch.
I and a friend went to a FNM and we had a great time until my friend ran into a 10 yr old boy.
We needed to call a judge on this one and he did not even start the game.
The kid did in fact have a 60 card deck, it was a T2, but the weird thing about it was that his entire deck of cards. He did use sleeves; however, these are not your typical sleeves. He used the plastic holders for baseball cards. The snap ones. His deck was about almost 3 feet tall. One judge said that it was ok and that as long as he “Shuffled” the deck right he could play. Another Judge walking by said that he was not able to use that since they are not allowed in Magic play.
We waited for about 15 min cause then other judges from other tables came over and finally my friend and the kid decided to call it a draw.
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Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
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I'm playing a game against this guy in round three. Things are cool for the time being. Some guy randomly Ass Whuppin's my Phyrexian Librarian. I shout at him "Why me?!"
A similiar thing happened at the Sydney Unhinged Release. My friend cracked an Ass Whuppin, and ran it. He picked a random player, and for the rest of the day made sure that he cast Ass Whuppin on him, every game and every match. The guy took it with good spirit, and it was a hoot.
At the Neutral Ground 10th release I had a deck that was 0-3 nad I decided to play Finkel durring the break (he let people challenge him). I ended up winning and getting 2 packs out of it. I was one of 3 people to beat him and I did it with an 0-3 deck. That made me happy (especialy when my friend who went 3-1 lost on turn 6).
A similiar thing happened at the Sydney Unhinged Release. My friend cracked an Ass Whuppin, and ran it. He picked a random player, and for the rest of the day made sure that he cast Ass Whuppin on him, every game and every match. The guy took it with good spirit, and it was a hoot.
I got saved by one of them. I was losing to Rod of Spanking, and the guy who lost to my opponent in the previous round came to my rescue and blew up the rod with an Ass Whuppin' out of revenge...or maybe he was tired of hearing me say "thank you sir, may I have another".
I went on to win that game. hooray for randomly hosing people at Unhinged events.
I would like to witness an unhinged event where someone Booster Tutors and gets Radiate to use on an Ass Whuppin'. Now that is what I call board clearing!
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Funniest thing happened to me the other day.
This was at the local FNM. We were waiting for the last match to end, and one of the them starts screaming for a Judge. Judge went over and:
So he asks: whats this Textless Zombify do?
Judge explains and asks him if this was on his opponent's deck.
He just replies nope, it's actually on mine...
probably borrowed the deck from a friend.
But that is quite funny. Guess textless cards aren't as universal as wizards would like to think.
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I would like to witness an unhinged event where someone Booster Tutors and gets Radiate to use on an Ass Whuppin'. Now that is what I call board clearing!
I was playing against an opponent at an Unhinged event where he managed to Booster Tutor and cracked Pulse of the Forge...
Hooray for Rare-B-Gone, is all I have to say. That and Granny's Payback, even if I had had to crack out my ID to prove my age.
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At the Neutral Ground 10th release I had a deck that was 0-3 nad I decided to play Finkel durring the break (he let people challenge him). I ended up winning and getting 2 packs out of it. I was one of 3 people to beat him and I did it with an 0-3 deck. That made me happy (especialy when my friend who went 3-1 lost on turn 6).
What's really funny is that you claim to have friends.
My funny draft story? Last draft, we had to do TPF, and myself and the other player with some skill both got NUTS decks. Like, he sat to my right, and I got 2 sprout swarms...and he'd hated one. He also got a 14th pick flowstone embrace.:banghead:
He ended up 1st with me second. My deck had 2 sprout swarm, jedit, ephemeron, and lot's of other nutty stuff. And this was after I repeatedly forgot my colors in packs 2 and 3, causing many bad picks.
We live in a country were ~50% of the populace believe public schooling is a socialist conspiracy and that being called Einstein is an insult. We could try and fix it, but unfortunately the other 50% don't believe in euthanasia.
You... took the money? Why? I find it hard to believe that Mox was only worth $200.
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I'll do you one even better. My opening hand on the play was this:
1 Protean Hulk
1 Lotus Petal
1 Island
3 Pact of Negation
I fetched the poison Sliver kill. He was really mad about it, since he himself had a turn 1 win in hand (lots of mana off of 3 Dark Rituals, Black Lotus and a Lotus Petal, Yawgmoth's Will, and a Tendrils). He muttered about how he didnt even get a chance to do anything and that he didn't like games with no interaction - which is kind of ironic since I could have said the same thing to him if he went first.
We never figured out how it went by without us noticing, but it was funny nonetheless.
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Wasn't this the entire premise of Snow White, which was a good deck for a while?
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Me and the owner of the store grabbed a random pile of commons and started playing Type 4. We got about halfway through the game when a woman by the vending machine answers her cell phone and says (Sounding EXTREMELY worried and panicked), "The only thing that scares me know are those crafty Russian scientists". I don't think I stopped laughing for 3 minutes.
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He doesn't like lemonade...
My tombstone shall read </life>
anyway.......
the funny thing about it is that i went 4-1-2 that day....and managed to beat Conrad Kolos in the process...who just happened to place top 8 at nationals.
Conrad, if you read this I recognize that you really are a good player but, c'mon. sprout swarm.
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Does the Reaper dream of darkness Darker than BLACK?
I'm playing a game against this guy in round three. Things are cool for the time being. Some guy randomly Ass Whuppin's my Phyrexian Librarian. I shout at him "Why me?!"
That was not the funny part.
The next turn my opponent drops a Ladies' Knight. He then stands up and shouts "Any lingerie, women's clothing, anything?" A woman gave him a very strange glance and procured some pantyhose from her handbag and gave it to him, chuckling. He sticks the thing on his head and gives his Knight the boost. I untap, and Saute his Knight. He stares open-mouthed for a second, then resumes to play the remainder of the round with the pantyhose on his head. (I win barely by Curse of the Fire Penguin)
Afterwards I don't know exactly what happened, because the guy was searching for the woman who he got the pantyhose from. >_>
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I know a guy whose first binder page is all pictures of cleavage. I managed to trade him my foil Reversal of Fortune.
It was the Time Spiral prerelease I belive, and it was about 1230 PM. Well I guess when people lose cards the judges announce it over the speaker system. Well they announced that someone had dropped an expensive card, and right after that moment almost everyone in sync hollered "BLACK LOTUS!!" It actually was a Black Lotus. Apparently the guy who just spent 450 USD on it had a hole in his pocket, and he put a BLACK LOTUS IN HIS POCKET, and it fell out. I just thought it was funny that someone would put a damn Black Lotus in their pocket like it was a common. lol.
EDIT: I just remembered another one from the same event. My friend was playing in the main sealed tournament, and it was round 4 i believe, but anyways, his opponent calls a judge over. He asks the judge a ruling, and somehow my buddy ends up losing the game. After the game, he goes up to the judge, and has a conversation with him. Well apparently the judge was a vegan, and my friend called him a ***** to his face. The judge did NOTHING and walked away. At the least I thought he would have gotten banned for a couple months, but walked away without a scratch.
We needed to call a judge on this one and he did not even start the game.
The kid did in fact have a 60 card deck, it was a T2, but the weird thing about it was that his entire deck of cards. He did use sleeves; however, these are not your typical sleeves. He used the plastic holders for baseball cards. The snap ones. His deck was about almost 3 feet tall. One judge said that it was ok and that as long as he “Shuffled” the deck right he could play. Another Judge walking by said that he was not able to use that since they are not allowed in Magic play.
We waited for about 15 min cause then other judges from other tables came over and finally my friend and the kid decided to call it a draw.
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
A similiar thing happened at the Sydney Unhinged Release. My friend cracked an Ass Whuppin, and ran it. He picked a random player, and for the rest of the day made sure that he cast Ass Whuppin on him, every game and every match. The guy took it with good spirit, and it was a hoot.
Thanks to AEther for the avvy.
Brian told me about that, lolerskates on the pyroclasm.
I got saved by one of them. I was losing to Rod of Spanking, and the guy who lost to my opponent in the previous round came to my rescue and blew up the rod with an Ass Whuppin' out of revenge...or maybe he was tired of hearing me say "thank you sir, may I have another".
I went on to win that game. hooray for randomly hosing people at Unhinged events.
I would like to witness an unhinged event where someone Booster Tutors and gets Radiate to use on an Ass Whuppin'. Now that is what I call board clearing!
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probably borrowed the deck from a friend.
But that is quite funny. Guess textless cards aren't as universal as wizards would like to think.
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I was playing against an opponent at an Unhinged event where he managed to Booster Tutor and cracked Pulse of the Forge...
Hooray for Rare-B-Gone, is all I have to say. That and Granny's Payback, even if I had had to crack out my ID to prove my age.
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What's really funny is that you claim to have friends.
My funny draft story? Last draft, we had to do TPF, and myself and the other player with some skill both got NUTS decks. Like, he sat to my right, and I got 2 sprout swarms...and he'd hated one. He also got a 14th pick flowstone embrace.:banghead:
He ended up 1st with me second. My deck had 2 sprout swarm, jedit, ephemeron, and lot's of other nutty stuff. And this was after I repeatedly forgot my colors in packs 2 and 3, causing many bad picks.
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