This is my newest set I've created just for you all! Remember that these cards contain those parody elements from Unhinged and Unglued, so don't take them too seriously please. I know I haven't been that active these days, but I'm trying my best to update my previous sets. If you can leave some constructive feedback and ideas for this set, I would appreciate it. Thank you all and enjoy! THIS IS A GROUP COLLAB, YOU MAY POST YOUR OWN JOKE CARDS HERE. I will look over them.
Mechanics so far -
Gotcha - Whenever you hear an opponent say _____, you may say "Gotcha". If you do, then _____________.
WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL OF VALUE
Devouring Ooze -2G
Creature - Ooze (C)
When this creature enters the battlefield, it gains +1/+1 counter for each game you’ve lost in a row. Excellent card for noobs that's for sure.
1/1
Autopecker 8000 - Creature 1
Artifact Creature - Chicken Construct (C)
Deal 1 damage to any player that reads this creature’s textbox. I’m a chicken, but I’m also a robot. HAS YOUR MIND EXPLODED YET?!!
1/1
Worldflipper X-540 - Creature 1
Artifact Creature - Construct (R)
When this creature enters the battlefield, each player must now look at their cards in hand and cards on their battlefield flipped. “Turn the card face up, I DARE you.”- Random Magic Player, Num 69
0/2
Super HAWT Model - 1R
Creature- Human Model (C)
Whenever you see your opponent look at this card, deal 1 damage to that opponent. You may use this ability only once per turn. Your opponents will probably have a hard time keeping a straight face after you cast this card.
0/2
Your WORST Nightmare - Creature 2B
Creature - Nightmare (R)
Intimidate
WHen this creature enters the battlefield, put this creature under target opponent’s control with “At the beginning of your upkeep this creature’s controller loses 2 life.” “What? I'm not scared to sleep tonight, hehehe...." *Turns on night light near the bed*
4/4
Your Childhood Bully - 2B
Creature - Human Bully (R)
Intimidate
This creature can only die from your own cards.
Gotcha- Whenever an opponent says “Your”, “Childhood, or “Bully”, you may say “Gotcha!"If you do, sacrifice this creature and say "WOOHOOOOO, YEAHHHHH!" Every adult had at least one bully in his or her life, but never in a card form.
2/2
Bathroom Breakdown- 2W
Enchantment - Aura (C)
Enchanted creature can’t attack or block as long as you say, “BATHROOM BREAK!”, and actually go to the bathroom each turn.
“Number two.”
Haunted Mansion
Land - (R)
Pay 6 life ↷- Add BBBBBB to your mana pool
Whenever you produce mana with this land, put a 1/1 black spirit token with flying on the battlefield. "The only thing that makes this mansion even more cliche is to add a lightning st-" BOOOOOOM!!!!
BUNNIES EVERYWHERE!!!! 4GG
Sorcery - (R)
Put a 1/1 green bunny creature token with trample and haste onto the battlefield under your control then exile your library. For each card exiled this way all bunny creature tokens you control get +1/+1. Little Girl - “Mommy, what is that giant fluffy gargantuan monster called?”
Little Girl's Mom - “That is called a bunny, sweetheart. RUNNNN!!!!”
Tap Dat Mana - 4R
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant tap symbol
Whenever you tap that tap symbol, you may tap that tap until you tap and tap. Tapping has never been so tapifull till this card appeared to tap dance with a tappity tap.
Draug’s Drinking Mania 4R
Enchantment - (U)
Enchant player
Gotcha -Whenever you see enchanted player swallow something, you may say “Gotcha!”.If you do, that player and you must face each other in a bottle of soda drinking contest. If you win, draw three cards. Baine and Draug occasionally have drinking contests in taverns after exhausting missions , but it never lead to this conclusion.
Professor Grobblepants - 3U
Creature - Human Math Teacher (C)
When this creature enters the battlefield, give your opponent a legitimate math question, if he solves it, each player draws two cards.If he doesn't,each player discards two cards. Your old math teacher will bring tedious quadratic equations into your mind, condemning you forever.
1/1
Machine Mecha-man - 4R
Creature - Human Cyborg (U)
Haste
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may attack with this creature again before combat phase ends. Attack each time for each letter in your name.
"2/5.Dies to lightning bolt."- Anonymous User Comment.
2/1
Mirror Image of Yourself - RBUGW
Sorcery - (R)
Put a 0/0 token on the battlefield thats called “Your name here.”
You may select the color for this creature token.
You may select the creature type for this creature token.
You may select the rarity for this creature token.
This creature’s power is equal to your height in feet.
This creature’s toughness is equal to the length of your index finger in nearest inches.
The Cliches You See In Movies. - 5U
Enchantment - (U)
Gotcha -Whenever you hear your opponent say a reference from a movie, you may say “Gotcha!”.If you do, search your library for a card that has the same seven letters from that reference.
"I am your father!" "NOOOOOOOO!...What? I just said 'no' because you played this card."
Kamigawa's Big Problems - 3B
Enchantment - (C)
Cards in player's hand cost 7 more colorless mana for each Kamigawa set symbol they have in their in their deck. "Kamigawa's problem were the overcosted and underpowered cards, at least the art looked aesthetic and unique." - Master Konda
Hydra of the Big Family - 3GG
Creature- Hydra (R)
Trample
This creature comes into play with X +1/+1 counters, where X equals to the number of family members you have.( Pets count ) Your friend plays this card and walks away and you look at him curiously. He returns back with a colossal ancient book and drops it at your feet.
"Alright, lets count..." 0/0
Roller Coaster Ride - 3B
Sorcery - (U)
Roll a dice, then target player discards that many cards. "Enjoy your first time riding one!!! And try to not throw up after the effects wear offffffffff!" - Roller Coaster Manager, as your ride starts to move.
Clown Funringer - 2W
Creature - Human Clown (C)
When this creature enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you say, "I"M THE FUNNIEST NOOB IN TOWN!! HAHAHAHAHHA!" in a loud voice.
4/4
Amusement Taker - 1W
Creature - Human Clown (C)
When this creature enters the battlefield, target opponent says something that's funny. If you smile or laugh after he or she says this, each player gains 1 life.
Sacrifice this creature - Target player laughs for ten seconds.
2/1
Giggle Funsmith - 2W
Creature - Human Clown (U)
Players can't cast spells unless they make a joke that makes the other player LAUGH. 4W tap : Target player laughs and giggles like an idiot until the start of your next turn. "Wanna play?"
1/3
Laugh Out Loud - 5W
Sorcery (R)
Exile every card on the battlefield that has a funny looking art that makes people LAUGH LIKE CRAZY. If five more more cards get exiled, you gain 2 life.
"Come to my tent, little ones. I'm sure you will all enjoy my little show." -Creepy Clown to a little group of kids.
Circus Ringleader - 2GW
Creature - Human Clown (C)
Reach
When this creature enters the battlefield, flip a coin. If you win the flip, this creature gains flying and if you lose the flip, sacrifice this creature. She took the staff and sprang onto the zipline, cautiously holding the staff in hope of balance as the crowd cheered.
3/1
Clown Humor Monger - 4WG
Creature - Human Clown (R)
This creature's power and toughness is equal to the number of clown creature cards in your hand and library.
Sacrifice a clown : Target creature becomes a clown.
"ME FUNNY! HA HA HA HA!"
0/0
My feedback would be that your cards and flavor text are very funny, but funny cards aren't enough on their own. If you actually are planning to have the set be playable, cards like Kamigawa's Big Problems, Clown Humor Monger, Hydra of the Big Family and Roller Coaster Ride just don't work. How are people supposed to verify how many times they've rode a roller coaster, or how many kamigawa cards someone owns?
Yeah, I have to admit that some of my cards are drastically hard to play, but that was pretty much the joke of it all. But dont worry, I will change them to something more suitable.
Kamigawa cards just the cards that have the correct and correlated symbols on them.
Clown Humor Monger will get changed, dont worry.
Hydra of the Big Family will get changed to the current amount of family members you have.
Roller Coaster RIde will get changed, I will fix it up soon.
Party Doll Shooting Arcade - 3U
Enchantment (U)
Noncreature spells that have converted mana cost 3 or more have flash for each player.
Whenever a player plays a noncreature spell with converted mana cost 3 or more, that player may put gain a Fun counter. The player that has five Fun counters first draws three cards.
Bowling Death Alley - 3RU
Enchantment (U)
Each player gains 10 Pin counters as this enchantment comes into play.
Players can remove a Pin counter whenever they cast a spell that has converted mana cost 3 or more.
When a player removes all Pin counters first, that player draws three cards. You know that moment whenever you make a strike in bowling, you act like nothing ever happened and just relax in your chair.
Dat Moment When You Earn A Prize That Makes Others Feel Jealous - 4B
Enchantment (U)
Whenever you cast a spell that the other player wants and simply desires, you may draw a card. LIKE A BOSS! Johnny took the prize and walked away, making Spike and Timmy looked at him in a jealous and destructive way.
Mirror Gallery ( Not the Betrayers of Kamigawa one ) - 5
Enchantment (U)
The "I can do whatever I want as long as the rule is set put" rule doesn't apply. Only in mirrors do players find their differences.
ME SMASH!!!!!!! 1R
Sorcery - (C)
Until end of turn, whenever you cast a spell that angers an opponent, you may deal 2 damage to target creature or target player. "Im tired of these ****** Phyrexians on this ******** plane!!!!" - Karn Liberated, from User comment on Gatherer.
The Most Useless Card Ever Built - B
Sorcery - (C)
You lose the game. "Many players would tie their enemy players to a chair and force them to play a deck with only this card in em'." - Dat Dude on the internet who makes random comments.
May I continue the carnival?
This time, last moment problems!
O no I need a/have a ... for tomorrow! 1B
Instant - (C)
When you play this card, you must remember of something you forggot for tomorrow. If you do, you win the game ONLY if you go do that inmidiately. Your opponent can do this too. "huh? THE TEST!" - Dude playing card games
I left my... at home... 1W
Instant - (C)
Go home to search for something you forggot. The game is paused until you return. You may use what ever you forggot in the game. "But it said whatever! and I used my gun!" - Some mad card player
Presure 0
Enchantment - (C)
Cupulative upkeep B
Every player has to pay for presure's copulative upkeep. If someone doesn't pays, he looses the game and his deck forever. "50 black mana's on the wall... pay one... pay two..." - Guy on a mental hospital that used to be magic champion
Now back to carnival are 'ya!
Back for more are 'ya?! UW
Enchantment - (C)
Go fight the strongest person on the room each turn. If you win or you are the strongest person, you may play cards without paying it's mana cost, anyplayer may use this effect. If you end in the hospital you loose, by the way. "I can breath! I can fight!" - Some dude who was never seen after
CHAOS BRGWU
Enchantment - (M)
Hexproof. Indestructible. Cannot be canceled. Cannot be exiled. ALL magic the gathering rules doesn't apply anymore. Instead create this new rule:
There is NO way to win or loose a magic game "...What have I done...?" - Guy that played the card
Awesome addition to the set, thanks for adding them :). However, some of these cards you've selected aren't playable at ALL, I understand that these are meant to be jokes but some of them require serious amount of work just to play them in a difficult way. Here are the reviews beneath.
O no I need a/have a ... for tomorrow! 1B
Instant - (C)
When you play this card, you must remember of something you forggot for tomorrow. If you do, you win the game ONLY if you go do that inmidiately. Your opponent can do this too.
"huh? THE TEST!" - Dude playing card games
Overall, interesting concept but how can someone determine if they actually have to turn it in? And by immediately, how long would the player have to finish? And also, making the player possibly win by spending only two mana is WAY too overpowered. Other then that, you did a pretty good job coming up with them.
I left my... at home... 1W
Instant - (C)
Go home to search for something you forggot. The game is paused until you return. You may use what ever you forggot in the game.
"But it said whatever! and I used my gun!" - Some mad card player
Ok.... There is definitely a problem with this card's play ability. First off, how can the player possibly return ALL the way back home and get something back, and WHY would he/she do this in the first place. I acknowledge the fact that its a joke, but the game has to stay place in a area where players can actually find common locations not far from the playing area. Like my bathroom enchantment, most of the environments you play in have SOME public areas such as bathrooms and stores or what not. This is down right not a good card but its interesting in its own way. In fact instead of home, why don't you say, " Get a card from outside the game you've (optional) forgotten, and put it into your library shuffled" or something like that.
Presure 0
Creature - Evil spirit (C)
Cupulative upkeep B
Every player has to pay for presure's copulative upkeep. If someone doesn't pays, he looses the game and his deck forever.
"50 black mana's on the wall... pay one... pay two..." - Guy on a mental hospital that used to be magic champion
Interesting card, its playable but making the player lose the deck forever is too much, dont you think? Also, this creature doesn't show its power and toughness.
Back for more are 'ya?! UW
Enchantment - (C)
Go fight the strongest person on the room each turn. If you win or you are the strongest person, you may play cards without paying it's mana cost, anyplayer may use this effect. If you end in the hospital you loose, by the way.
"I can breath! I can fight!" - Some dude who was never seen after
Nice idea and good flavor texts! However, the effects are pretty powerful in its own, here's why. But first, let's talk about the first triggering ability. The fighting sequences are a nice addition to the set, however, making things too violent can result in bad injuries, remember this set is all about fun interactions with the cards and players, not damaging them and the cards. Instead of fighting, I suggest arm wrestling or thumb wrestling, something non-violent. And the second ability is good but it's way too powerful considering it lasts the ENTIRE game, it should only last until end of turn. The hospital part I would just scrap.
Femaleness/Maleness UUU
Instant - (R)
Check how male or female is you oponent... by making a mental test. If the player is mentally NOT his sex, you win 1 life. (the laws would never allowed us...)
"But I had to check how female she was!" - Player being enjailed after touching his opponent
Not even.... I don't.... What exactly is the point of this card? It just checks over whether your opponents are male or female, what's the fun in that? Scrap this card, awesome flavor text though.
CHAOS BRGWU
Enchantment - (M)
Hexproof. Indestructible. Cannot be canceled. Cannot be exiled.
ALL magic the gathering rules doesn't apply anymore. Instead create this new rule:
There is NO way to win or loose a magic game
"...What have I done...?" - Guy that played the card
This card is an amazing ultimate card for this set, except for the fact that it's too powerful in it's own way. These cards have to still be playable and not completely overpowered, take out the keywords, "indestructible" and what I assume is "cant be countered", along with " cant be exiled". Just give it hexproof and its fine where it is. Other than that, its fine for a joke card.
For the first card, as the card itself says, your opponent can do the same. So who ever ends his forggoten task first, may win.
For the second card, I will change it so you can only go as far as you can see your deck.
About pressure, it was supposed to be an enchantment, edited that. Also you can destroy it with anything, so it's not that much of a deal.
Edited back for more, know you may do a not violent fight/competition and also effect last just one turn.
deleted the card you said.
About chaos... it says ALL the rules. Which means that the golden rule, and also the hability ruling (trample, haste and all that) DON'T work anymore. You may just take the card and exile it but that WON'T be remowing the new rule since the card doesn't say the effect stops when the card leaves the battlefield. You may create a rule to eliminate the new rule, since there is no rule that prevents you from creating said rule. That's why it's called Chaos, because hell that would be hilarious.
Now if you excuse me, card making time!
Counter is love UUUUU
Enchantment - (R)
When ever a player says the words "counter" or "love" you may say "gotcha!" and counter a card. If you can't counter a card at said moment, you can put a counter counter on this card. You can remove a counter to counter a card when it's played. "too much counter is to counter your counter, don't you think?" - Card maker
Codex cleric 2WW
Creature - Human Cleric Y/X (U)
When playing this card read a book that has no more than 100 pages, you may not read it complete if you don't want. Them give the book to your opponent, This creature's power is equal to the amount of words you remember from the book and this creature's thoughness is equal to the amount of pages you actually read. "He played this card 3 hours ago and is still telling words he remember from the book, I am scared" - Player that got the book
Cooking clown RRR
Creature - Human Cook Clown 1/1 (R)
You win the game if at the end of your turn "cooking clown" is still on your battlefield and you know the exact recipe of 10 dishes "And they said woman can't play card games!" - Some very male chauvinist WOMAN
Truth 0
Instant -(M)
This spell can't be countered if you say a fact before playing it. Reveal some secret to your opponent. If he/she tells it to some one, you win 10 life. If he/she doesn't, she has to tell you a secret or loose 20 life. "I don't know what's worse..." - Girl playing card games
almighty door WWWWWW
Creature - Artifact Defender 0/1 (R)
Almighty door may block as many creature's you want, no matter what ability they have. You may put X cards from your graveyard into exile, where X is the amount of creature's the almighty door blocked this turn, if you do so, damage done to the almighty door this turn is 0. If you don't, exile the almighty door and play all card in your exile. They have haste if they are creatures, exile them at the end of this turn. "One should not open such door..." - Card seller
With all these ideas, I want people viewing this thread to make their own joke card ideas. Anyone can contribute to this set and can put ANY number of them, though they must be playable and must remain stationary to the area you're playing in. Just post them up and I'll look over them.
Group Collaboration - 2UU
Enchantment -
Whenever you see a custom card post of a Magic player on MTGSalvation, you may say "Gotcha!". If you do, draw a card for each word on that thread's title. Bob's mother looked at him in confusion and asked why he was exercising his fingers. Bob answers that he will type many posts on a card site while his opponent, Benny, looks at the computer in fear.
Mechanics so far -
Gotcha - Whenever you hear an opponent say _____, you may say "Gotcha". If you do, then _____________.
WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL OF VALUE
Devouring Ooze -2G
Creature - Ooze (C)
When this creature enters the battlefield, it gains +1/+1 counter for each game you’ve lost in a row.
Excellent card for noobs that's for sure.
1/1
Autopecker 8000 - Creature 1
Artifact Creature - Chicken Construct (C)
Deal 1 damage to any player that reads this creature’s textbox.
I’m a chicken, but I’m also a robot. HAS YOUR MIND EXPLODED YET?!!
1/1
Worldflipper X-540 - Creature 1
Artifact Creature - Construct (R)
When this creature enters the battlefield, each player must now look at their cards in hand and cards on their battlefield flipped.
“Turn the card face up, I DARE you.”- Random Magic Player, Num 69
0/2
Super HAWT Model - 1R
Creature- Human Model (C)
Whenever you see your opponent look at this card, deal 1 damage to that opponent. You may use this ability only once per turn.
Your opponents will probably have a hard time keeping a straight face after you cast this card.
0/2
Your WORST Nightmare - Creature 2B
Creature - Nightmare (R)
Intimidate
WHen this creature enters the battlefield, put this creature under target opponent’s control with “At the beginning of your upkeep this creature’s controller loses 2 life.”
“What? I'm not scared to sleep tonight, hehehe...." *Turns on night light near the bed*
4/4
Your Childhood Bully - 2B
Creature - Human Bully (R)
Intimidate
This creature can only die from your own cards.
Gotcha- Whenever an opponent says “Your”, “Childhood, or “Bully”, you may say “Gotcha!"If you do, sacrifice this creature and say "WOOHOOOOO, YEAHHHHH!"
Every adult had at least one bully in his or her life, but never in a card form.
2/2
Bathroom Breakdown- 2W
Enchantment - Aura (C)
Enchanted creature can’t attack or block as long as you say, “BATHROOM BREAK!”, and actually go to the bathroom each turn.
“Number two.”
Haunted Mansion
Land - (R)
Pay 6 life ↷- Add BBBBBB to your mana pool
Whenever you produce mana with this land, put a 1/1 black spirit token with flying on the battlefield.
"The only thing that makes this mansion even more cliche is to add a lightning st-" BOOOOOOM!!!!
BUNNIES EVERYWHERE!!!! 4GG
Sorcery - (R)
Put a 1/1 green bunny creature token with trample and haste onto the battlefield under your control then exile your library. For each card exiled this way all bunny creature tokens you control get +1/+1.
Little Girl - “Mommy, what is that giant fluffy gargantuan monster called?”
Little Girl's Mom - “That is called a bunny, sweetheart. RUNNNN!!!!”
Tap Dat Mana - 4R
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant tap symbol
Whenever you tap that tap symbol, you may tap that tap until you tap and tap.
Tapping has never been so tapifull till this card appeared to tap dance with a tappity tap.
Draug’s Drinking Mania 4R
Enchantment - (U)
Enchant player
Gotcha -Whenever you see enchanted player swallow something, you may say “Gotcha!”.If you do, that player and you must face each other in a bottle of soda drinking contest. If you win, draw three cards.
Baine and Draug occasionally have drinking contests in taverns after exhausting missions , but it never lead to this conclusion.
Professor Grobblepants - 3U
Creature - Human Math Teacher (C)
When this creature enters the battlefield, give your opponent a legitimate math question, if he solves it, each player draws two cards.If he doesn't,each player discards two cards.
Your old math teacher will bring tedious quadratic equations into your mind, condemning you forever.
1/1
Machine Mecha-man - 4R
Creature - Human Cyborg (U)
Haste
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may attack with this creature again before combat phase ends. Attack each time for each letter in your name.
"2/5.Dies to lightning bolt."- Anonymous User Comment.
2/1
Mirror Image of Yourself - RBUGW
Sorcery - (R)
Put a 0/0 token on the battlefield thats called “Your name here.”
You may select the color for this creature token.
You may select the creature type for this creature token.
You may select the rarity for this creature token.
This creature’s power is equal to your height in feet.
This creature’s toughness is equal to the length of your index finger in nearest inches.
The Cliches You See In Movies. - 5U
Enchantment - (U)
Gotcha -Whenever you hear your opponent say a reference from a movie, you may say “Gotcha!”.If you do, search your library for a card that has the same seven letters from that reference.
"I am your father!" "NOOOOOOOO!...What? I just said 'no' because you played this card."
Destruction of Taighadan
Carnival of Insanity
A world without vision is like participating in an arena death match without any combat experience.
Kamigawa's Big Problems - 3B
Enchantment - (C)
Cards in player's hand cost 7 more colorless mana for each Kamigawa set symbol they have in their in their deck.
"Kamigawa's problem were the overcosted and underpowered cards, at least the art looked aesthetic and unique." - Master Konda
Hydra of the Big Family - 3GG
Creature- Hydra (R)
Trample
This creature comes into play with X +1/+1 counters, where X equals to the number of family members you have.( Pets count )
Your friend plays this card and walks away and you look at him curiously. He returns back with a colossal ancient book and drops it at your feet.
"Alright, lets count..."
0/0
Roller Coaster Ride - 3B
Sorcery - (U)
Roll a dice, then target player discards that many cards.
"Enjoy your first time riding one!!! And try to not throw up after the effects wear offffffffff!" - Roller Coaster Manager, as your ride starts to move.
Destruction of Taighadan
Carnival of Insanity
A world without vision is like participating in an arena death match without any combat experience.
Clown Funringer - 2W
Creature - Human Clown (C)
When this creature enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you say, "I"M THE FUNNIEST NOOB IN TOWN!! HAHAHAHAHHA!" in a loud voice.
4/4
Amusement Taker - 1 W
Creature - Human Clown (C)
When this creature enters the battlefield, target opponent says something that's funny. If you smile or laugh after he or she says this, each player gains 1 life.
Sacrifice this creature - Target player laughs for ten seconds.
2/1
Giggle Funsmith - 2W
Creature - Human Clown (U)
Players can't cast spells unless they make a joke that makes the other player LAUGH.
4W tap : Target player laughs and giggles like an idiot until the start of your next turn.
"Wanna play?"
1/3
Laugh Out Loud - 5W
Sorcery (R)
Exile every card on the battlefield that has a funny looking art that makes people LAUGH LIKE CRAZY. If five more more cards get exiled, you gain 2 life.
"Come to my tent, little ones. I'm sure you will all enjoy my little show." -Creepy Clown to a little group of kids.
Circus Ringleader - 2GW
Creature - Human Clown (C)
Reach
When this creature enters the battlefield, flip a coin. If you win the flip, this creature gains flying and if you lose the flip, sacrifice this creature.
She took the staff and sprang onto the zipline, cautiously holding the staff in hope of balance as the crowd cheered.
3/1
Clown Humor Monger - 4WG
Creature - Human Clown (R)
This creature's power and toughness is equal to the number of clown creature cards in your hand and library.
Sacrifice a clown : Target creature becomes a clown.
"ME FUNNY! HA HA HA HA!"
0/0
Destruction of Taighadan
Carnival of Insanity
A world without vision is like participating in an arena death match without any combat experience.
Remaking Magic - A Podcast for those that love MTG and Game Design
The Dungeon Master's Guide - A Podcast for those that love RPGs and Game Design
Sig-Heroes of the Plane
Kamigawa cards just the cards that have the correct and correlated symbols on them.
Clown Humor Monger will get changed, dont worry.
Hydra of the Big Family will get changed to the current amount of family members you have.
Roller Coaster RIde will get changed, I will fix it up soon.
Destruction of Taighadan
Carnival of Insanity
A world without vision is like participating in an arena death match without any combat experience.
Enchantment (U)
Noncreature spells that have converted mana cost 3 or more have flash for each player.
Whenever a player plays a noncreature spell with converted mana cost 3 or more, that player may put gain a Fun counter. The player that has five Fun counters first draws three cards.
Bowling Death Alley - 3RU
Enchantment (U)
Each player gains 10 Pin counters as this enchantment comes into play.
Players can remove a Pin counter whenever they cast a spell that has converted mana cost 3 or more.
When a player removes all Pin counters first, that player draws three cards.
You know that moment whenever you make a strike in bowling, you act like nothing ever happened and just relax in your chair.
Dat Moment When You Earn A Prize That Makes Others Feel Jealous - 4B
Enchantment (U)
Whenever you cast a spell that the other player wants and simply desires, you may draw a card. LIKE A BOSS!
Johnny took the prize and walked away, making Spike and Timmy looked at him in a jealous and destructive way.
Mirror Gallery ( Not the Betrayers of Kamigawa one ) - 5
Enchantment (U)
The "I can do whatever I want as long as the rule is set put" rule doesn't apply.
Only in mirrors do players find their differences.
ME SMASH!!!!!!! 1R
Sorcery - (C)
Until end of turn, whenever you cast a spell that angers an opponent, you may deal 2 damage to target creature or target player.
"Im tired of these ****** Phyrexians on this ******** plane!!!!" - Karn Liberated, from User comment on Gatherer.
The Most Useless Card Ever Built - B
Sorcery - (C)
You lose the game.
"Many players would tie their enemy players to a chair and force them to play a deck with only this card in em'." - Dat Dude on the internet who makes random comments.
Destruction of Taighadan
Carnival of Insanity
A world without vision is like participating in an arena death match without any combat experience.
This time, last moment problems!
O no I need a/have a ... for tomorrow! 1B
Instant - (C)
When you play this card, you must remember of something you forggot for tomorrow. If you do, you win the game ONLY if you go do that inmidiately. Your opponent can do this too.
"huh? THE TEST!" - Dude playing card games
I left my... at home... 1W
Instant - (C)
Go home to search for something you forggot. The game is paused until you return. You may use what ever you forggot in the game.
"But it said whatever! and I used my gun!" - Some mad card player
Presure 0
Enchantment - (C)
Cupulative upkeep B
Every player has to pay for presure's copulative upkeep. If someone doesn't pays, he looses the game and his deck forever.
"50 black mana's on the wall... pay one... pay two..." - Guy on a mental hospital that used to be magic champion
Now back to carnival are 'ya!
Back for more are 'ya?! UW
Enchantment - (C)
Go fight the strongest person on the room each turn. If you win or you are the strongest person, you may play cards without paying it's mana cost, anyplayer may use this effect. If you end in the hospital you loose, by the way.
"I can breath! I can fight!" - Some dude who was never seen after
CHAOS BRGWU
Enchantment - (M)
Hexproof. Indestructible. Cannot be canceled. Cannot be exiled.
ALL magic the gathering rules doesn't apply anymore. Instead create this new rule:
There is NO way to win or loose a magic game
"...What have I done...?" - Guy that played the card
Overall, interesting concept but how can someone determine if they actually have to turn it in? And by immediately, how long would the player have to finish? And also, making the player possibly win by spending only two mana is WAY too overpowered. Other then that, you did a pretty good job coming up with them.
Ok.... There is definitely a problem with this card's play ability. First off, how can the player possibly return ALL the way back home and get something back, and WHY would he/she do this in the first place. I acknowledge the fact that its a joke, but the game has to stay place in a area where players can actually find common locations not far from the playing area. Like my bathroom enchantment, most of the environments you play in have SOME public areas such as bathrooms and stores or what not. This is down right not a good card but its interesting in its own way. In fact instead of home, why don't you say, " Get a card from outside the game you've (optional) forgotten, and put it into your library shuffled" or something like that.
Interesting card, its playable but making the player lose the deck forever is too much, dont you think? Also, this creature doesn't show its power and toughness.
Nice idea and good flavor texts! However, the effects are pretty powerful in its own, here's why. But first, let's talk about the first triggering ability. The fighting sequences are a nice addition to the set, however, making things too violent can result in bad injuries, remember this set is all about fun interactions with the cards and players, not damaging them and the cards. Instead of fighting, I suggest arm wrestling or thumb wrestling, something non-violent. And the second ability is good but it's way too powerful considering it lasts the ENTIRE game, it should only last until end of turn. The hospital part I would just scrap.
Not even.... I don't.... What exactly is the point of this card? It just checks over whether your opponents are male or female, what's the fun in that? Scrap this card, awesome flavor text though.
This card is an amazing ultimate card for this set, except for the fact that it's too powerful in it's own way. These cards have to still be playable and not completely overpowered, take out the keywords, "indestructible" and what I assume is "cant be countered", along with " cant be exiled". Just give it hexproof and its fine where it is. Other than that, its fine for a joke card.
Destruction of Taighadan
Carnival of Insanity
A world without vision is like participating in an arena death match without any combat experience.
For the second card, I will change it so you can only go as far as you can see your deck.
About pressure, it was supposed to be an enchantment, edited that. Also you can destroy it with anything, so it's not that much of a deal.
Edited back for more, know you may do a not violent fight/competition and also effect last just one turn.
deleted the card you said.
About chaos... it says ALL the rules. Which means that the golden rule, and also the hability ruling (trample, haste and all that) DON'T work anymore. You may just take the card and exile it but that WON'T be remowing the new rule since the card doesn't say the effect stops when the card leaves the battlefield. You may create a rule to eliminate the new rule, since there is no rule that prevents you from creating said rule. That's why it's called Chaos, because hell that would be hilarious.
Now if you excuse me, card making time!
Counter is love UUUUU
Enchantment - (R)
When ever a player says the words "counter" or "love" you may say "gotcha!" and counter a card. If you can't counter a card at said moment, you can put a counter counter on this card. You can remove a counter to counter a card when it's played.
"too much counter is to counter your counter, don't you think?" - Card maker
Codex cleric 2WW
Creature - Human Cleric Y/X (U)
When playing this card read a book that has no more than 100 pages, you may not read it complete if you don't want. Them give the book to your opponent, This creature's power is equal to the amount of words you remember from the book and this creature's thoughness is equal to the amount of pages you actually read.
"He played this card 3 hours ago and is still telling words he remember from the book, I am scared" - Player that got the book
Cooking clown RRR
Creature - Human Cook Clown 1/1 (R)
You win the game if at the end of your turn "cooking clown" is still on your battlefield and you know the exact recipe of 10 dishes
"And they said woman can't play card games!" - Some very male chauvinist WOMAN
Truth 0
Instant -(M)
This spell can't be countered if you say a fact before playing it. Reveal some secret to your opponent. If he/she tells it to some one, you win 10 life. If he/she doesn't, she has to tell you a secret or loose 20 life.
"I don't know what's worse..." - Girl playing card games
almighty door WWWWWW
Creature - Artifact Defender 0/1 (R)
Almighty door may block as many creature's you want, no matter what ability they have. You may put X cards from your graveyard into exile, where X is the amount of creature's the almighty door blocked this turn, if you do so, damage done to the almighty door this turn is 0. If you don't, exile the almighty door and play all card in your exile. They have haste if they are creatures, exile them at the end of this turn.
"One should not open such door..." - Card seller
Group Collaboration - 2UU
Enchantment -
Whenever you see a custom card post of a Magic player on MTGSalvation, you may say "Gotcha!". If you do, draw a card for each word on that thread's title.
Bob's mother looked at him in confusion and asked why he was exercising his fingers. Bob answers that he will type many posts on a card site while his opponent, Benny, looks at the computer in fear.
Something that's creative will be nice
Destruction of Taighadan
Carnival of Insanity
A world without vision is like participating in an arena death match without any combat experience.