“There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a pathetic little man who can't seem to grow a full mustache"
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
Call the Hunt2RG
Instant
Creatures you control gain +2/+0, trample, and first strike until the next end step. "Here your worth is measured in the weight of game you present to Her." - Surrak, the Hunt Called
Phonuva, Mother of Spores3BGG
Legendary Creature - Zombie Fungus Shaman
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on each Fungus you control. 1G, T, Remove X spore counters from among permanents you control: Create an X/X green Fungus creature token. 1B, T, Sacrifice a Fungus creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.
5/5
Havenwood Thallid2G
Creature - Fungus
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on Havenwood Thallid.
Remove three spore counters from Havenwood Thallid: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Tap two untapped Saprolings you control: Fungus and Saproling creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
2/2
“There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a pathetic little man who can't seem to grow a full mustache"
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
Voidborn Champion3B
Creature - Aetherborn Warrior
When ~ enters the battlefield, if you did not cast it from your hand, it enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
2/2
Summoner's Intervention2GUU
Instant
Gain control of target creature spell. That creature enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Grand Temple of Towabara
Legendary Land T: Add C to your mana pool. 2, T, Tap an untapped legendary creature you control: All untapped legendary creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
Greater Thrummingbird3UU
Creature - Bird Horror
Flying
Whenever Greater Thrummingbird deals combat damage to a player, proliferate that many times. "The Great Work has so few unqualified successes. Here is one." - Politus, Gitaxian morphologist
2/2
Mindswell Leviathan -- 3UUU
Creature -- Leviathan
Hexproof
Mindswell Leviathan's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
You have no maximum hand size.
Whenever you cast a spell, you may draw a card.
*/*
Thought Mirror 6 2, T: Copy target activated ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Whenever a nonland permanent enters the battlefield from a library or graveyard, untap Though Mirror.
WildforceGGGGG
Creature - Elemental
~ power is equal to one plus the highest power among all creatures in play.
~ toughness is equal to one plus the highest toughness among all creatures in play.
*/*
Forebear's MightGGG
Creatures entering the battlefield under your control enter with X +1/+1 counters on them where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
Creatures you control have hexproof
Edit: Beaten due to slow internet Strength of the Black Rose2BB
Creatures you control have "Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Regenerate target creature"
Virulent Claws1GG
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature has infect BB: Enchanted Creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate this ability no more than once per turn.
Concealed Shiv2
Tribal Artifact - Assassin Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike.
Whenever an Assassin creature enters the battlefield, you may attach Concealed Shiv to it.
Equip 2
Full Moon2UU
Enchantment
Spells played by opponent's cost an additional for each card in their hand.
Pay 1 life: Discard a card. Any player can play this ability.
Demonic Familiar1BB
Creature - Zombie Imp
Flying 1B, Discard Demonic Familiar: Each player loses 3 life.
Whenever a Demon enters the battlefield, you may return Demonic Familiar from your graveyard to the battlefield.
2/1
Havengul Neuromancer1BU
Creature - Human Wizard T: Untap target creature. If that creature is a Zombie, it gains +1/+0 until end of turn. "Hihihi! Look at how it twitches!" 1/2
Heroic Call2WW
Enchantment
Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, you may untap target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn.
Sigil of Rebirthing2WB
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Sigil of Rebirthing unless you sacrifice a Spirit.
At the beginning of your end step, if an opponent was dealt combat damage by three or more Spirits this turn, destroy target creature that player controls, then create a 1/1 white and black Spirit token with flying.
Sacrifice a non-token creature: Create a 1/1 white and black Spirit token with flying.
Artifact
You may cast ~ from your graveyard. If you do it enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add 2 to your mana pool.
Next: Dragonlord Atarka
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
Instant
Creatures you control gain +2/+0, trample, and first strike until the next end step.
"Here your worth is measured in the weight of game you present to Her." - Surrak, the Hunt Called
Next: Mistform Ultimus
Artifact - Equipment (UC)
Equipped creature can't be blocked by creatures it shares a creature type with.
Equip 1
Next: Thelon of Havenwood
Legendary Creature - Zombie Fungus Shaman
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on each Fungus you control.
1G, T, Remove X spore counters from among permanents you control: Create an X/X green Fungus creature token.
1B, T, Sacrifice a Fungus creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.
5/5
Next: Sedris, the Traitor King
Creature - Fungus
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on Havenwood Thallid.
Remove three spore counters from Havenwood Thallid: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Tap two untapped Saprolings you control: Fungus and Saproling creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
2/2
Next - Omnath, Locus of Rage
Jalira, Master Polymorphist | Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder | Bosh, Iron Golem | Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Brago, King Eternal | Oona, Queen of the Fae | Wort, Boggart Auntie | Wort, the Raidmother
Captain Sisay | Rhys, the Redeemed | Trostani, Selesnya's Voice | Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight | Obzedat, Ghost Council | Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind | Vorel of the Hull Clade
Uril, the Miststalker | Prossh, Skyraider of Kher | Nicol Bolas | Progenitus
Ghave, Guru of Spores | Zedruu the Greathearted | Damia, Sage of Stone | Riku of Two Reflections
Land
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add C to your mana pool.
T: Return ~ to your hand.
NEXT: Alesha, Who Smiles at Death
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
Creature - Aetherborn Warrior
When ~ enters the battlefield, if you did not cast it from your hand, it enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
2/2
Next: Experiment Kraj
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant
Gain control of target creature spell. That creature enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Next: Braids, Conjurer Adept
Artifact
2, T: Target player skips his or her next upkeep.
Next: Horobi, Death's Wail
Legendary Land
T: Add C to your mana pool.
2, T, Tap an untapped legendary creature you control: All untapped legendary creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
Next: Kangee, Aerie Keeper
Creature - Bird Horror
Flying
Whenever Greater Thrummingbird deals combat damage to a player, proliferate that many times.
"The Great Work has so few unqualified successes. Here is one." - Politus, Gitaxian morphologist
2/2
Next: Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature -- Leviathan
Hexproof
Mindswell Leviathan's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
You have no maximum hand size.
Whenever you cast a spell, you may draw a card.
*/*
Next: Muzzio, Visionary Architect
2, T: Copy target activated ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Whenever a nonland permanent enters the battlefield from a library or graveyard, untap Though Mirror.
Next: Selvala, Explorer Returned
Creature - Snake Shaman
Play with the top card of your library revealed.
3GT: Draw a card.
2/2
Next: Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Elemental
~ power is equal to one plus the highest power among all creatures in play.
~ toughness is equal to one plus the highest toughness among all creatures in play.
*/*
Next: let's keep the theme going with Marchesa, the Black Rose.
Creatures entering the battlefield under your control enter with X +1/+1 counters on them where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
Creatures you control have hexproof
Edit: Beaten due to slow internet
Strength of the Black Rose 2BB
Creatures you control have "Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Regenerate target creature"
Next:
Atraxa, Praetors' Voice
Standard - Some kind of control
Modern - UB Mill (casual)
EDH - Meren's Grave Shenanigans
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature has infect
BB: Enchanted Creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate this ability no more than once per turn.
Next: Queen Marchesa
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Tribal Artifact - Assassin Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike.
Whenever an Assassin creature enters the battlefield, you may attach Concealed Shiv to it.
Equip 2
Next: Kami of the Crescent Moon
Enchantment
Spells played by opponent's cost an additional for each card in their hand.
Pay 1 life: Discard a card. Any player can play this ability.
Next - Ob Nixilis of the Black Oath
Jalira, Master Polymorphist | Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder | Bosh, Iron Golem | Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Brago, King Eternal | Oona, Queen of the Fae | Wort, Boggart Auntie | Wort, the Raidmother
Captain Sisay | Rhys, the Redeemed | Trostani, Selesnya's Voice | Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight | Obzedat, Ghost Council | Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind | Vorel of the Hull Clade
Uril, the Miststalker | Prossh, Skyraider of Kher | Nicol Bolas | Progenitus
Ghave, Guru of Spores | Zedruu the Greathearted | Damia, Sage of Stone | Riku of Two Reflections
Creature - Zombie Imp
Flying
1B, Discard Demonic Familiar: Each player loses 3 life.
Whenever a Demon enters the battlefield, you may return Demonic Familiar from your graveyard to the battlefield.
2/1
Next: Grimgrin, Corpse-Born
Creature - Human Wizard
T: Untap target creature. If that creature is a Zombie, it gains +1/+0 until end of turn.
"Hihihi! Look at how it twitches!"
1/2
Next: Celestial Kirin
Legendary Enchantment
Permanents you control are indestructible.
And world without end...
Next: Kytheon, Hero of Akros
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Enchantment
Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, you may untap target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn.
Next: Sygg, River Cutthroat
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses life equal to the number of players in the game.
Next - Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
Jalira, Master Polymorphist | Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder | Bosh, Iron Golem | Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Brago, King Eternal | Oona, Queen of the Fae | Wort, Boggart Auntie | Wort, the Raidmother
Captain Sisay | Rhys, the Redeemed | Trostani, Selesnya's Voice | Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight | Obzedat, Ghost Council | Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind | Vorel of the Hull Clade
Uril, the Miststalker | Prossh, Skyraider of Kher | Nicol Bolas | Progenitus
Ghave, Guru of Spores | Zedruu the Greathearted | Damia, Sage of Stone | Riku of Two Reflections
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Sigil of Rebirthing unless you sacrifice a Spirit.
At the beginning of your end step, if an opponent was dealt combat damage by three or more Spirits this turn, destroy target creature that player controls, then create a 1/1 white and black Spirit token with flying.
Sacrifice a non-token creature: Create a 1/1 white and black Spirit token with flying.
Next: Mannichi, the Fevered Dream