Hypnotic NetworkUUBB
Sorcery
Any number of target players each draws five cards and loses 5 life. You may not like what you find exploring the minds of your fellows - and you may like what you find in your own even less.
Flood Plain1U
Enchantment
Enchanted land becomes a basic Island.
Whenever the enchanted land becomes tapped, it's controller puts the top 4 cards of their library into their graveyard.
Marshal of the Host5WW
Creature - Angel (R)
Flying, vigilance
Whenever a creature you control with flying or vigilance deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 flying, vigilance Angel token
5/5
Kahlni Vines2GG
Creature - Plant
Defender
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, reveal the top card of your library. If it is a land card, put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it into the bottom of your library.
0/5
The Wandering Woods2GGG
Legendary Creature - Elemental Spirit
Soulshift 5
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control. Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control.
4/4
Anima Visons 2GRW
Sorcery
Scry X where X is the highest power among creatures you control.
If you control a creature with power 5 or greater add GGRRWW to your mana pool.
“There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a pathetic little man who can't seem to grow a full mustache"
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
Prime DirectiveUUUGGG
Enchantment
Whenever you or a permanent you control gets any number of counters, you may place one additional counter on that permanent or player.
Whenever you would draw one or more cards, you may draw one additional card.
Enigma Automaton4
Artifact Creature - Construct 3: Target creature card in a graveyard gains all names of nonlegendary creature cards in addition to its name until end of turn. "If there is a there is a meaning to what it's doing, I don't want to know it." -Gravan, Cemetary Warden 2/4
Fleshreaper's Prize2BB
Enchantment
Whenever a creature an opponent control dies, you may pay 1 life. If you do choose one: draw a card or put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control.
All the Stars in the Sky2WW
Enchantment
Constellation - Whenever All the Stars in the Sky or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, for each kind of counter on target permanent or player, give that permanent or player another counter of that kind. The number of constellations is always growing.
Gnabgib, Kobold Ringleader
Legendary Creature - Kobold (Gnabgib, Kobold Ringleader is red.)
When Gnaggib, Kobold Ringleader enters the battlefield, look at the top 7 cards of your library. You may reveal a Kobold card and put that card into your hand and shuffle your library.
Other Kobolds you control get +1/+1.
0/1
Born from the Ruins2CC
Enchantment
Whenever a colored permanent is put into an opponent's graveyard from play, you may create an 0/1 Eldrazi Spawn token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add C to your mana pool."
Next: Mizzix, without stealing permanents, taking extra turns, or interacting with instants/sorceries in the graveyard or on the stack
A deck with four Kobold Ringleaders and no other Kobolds = potentially four 3/4s for 0. Seems legit?
Riku's RageXURR
Sorcery
Create two X/1 blue and red Reflection Berserker tokens with flying, haste, double strike, and prowess. Exile those tokens at the beginning of the next end step.
Honorable Resolve2WW
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has indestructible.
Whenever a legendary Samurai enters the battlefield under your control, you may return ~ from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach ~ to it.
Gift of the Sensei3U
Instant
Search your library for up to four cards with different converted mana costs. Put one into your hand, then an opponent chooses two cards and exiles them, then put the remaining card into your hand.
Aether Blockade3B
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell, that player loses 3 life.
Pay 3 life: You may ignore this card's effect until end of turn.
Grove of Growth 1WG
Enchantment (R)
Whenever a player draws a card, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
Whenever a player gains life, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may move any number of +1/+1 counters from ~ onto other creatures.
Temporal Gateway
Artifact
, : Name a card, then reveal the bottom card of your library. If the revealed card is the named card, you may play it as if it were in your hand without paying its mana cost. If the revealed card in not the named card, exile it.
Jhoira's Expertise3UR
Sorcery
Create three 1/1 insect artifact creature tokens with flying.
You may remove up to three time counters from an exiled card with suspend you own.
Sorcery
For each creature that entered the battlefield under your control this turn, bolster 1.
Next: Nekusar
Legacy: Strawberry Shortcake, Aggro Loam, DnT+b
Modern: Devoted Karn
Vintage: Survival
Sorcery
Any number of target players each draws five cards and loses 5 life.
You may not like what you find exploring the minds of your fellows - and you may like what you find in your own even less.
Next: Wrexial, the Risen Deep
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Enchantment
Enchanted land becomes a basic Island.
Whenever the enchanted land becomes tapped, it's controller puts the top 4 cards of their library into their graveyard.
Next - Lorthos, the Tidemaker
Jalira, Master Polymorphist | Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder | Bosh, Iron Golem | Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Brago, King Eternal | Oona, Queen of the Fae | Wort, Boggart Auntie | Wort, the Raidmother
Captain Sisay | Rhys, the Redeemed | Trostani, Selesnya's Voice | Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight | Obzedat, Ghost Council | Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind | Vorel of the Hull Clade
Uril, the Miststalker | Prossh, Skyraider of Kher | Nicol Bolas | Progenitus
Ghave, Guru of Spores | Zedruu the Greathearted | Damia, Sage of Stone | Riku of Two Reflections
Land
2T Tap creatures you control with total power of four or more: Add 8 to your mana pool.
Next: Radiant, Archangel
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Angel (R)
Flying, vigilance
Whenever a creature you control with flying or vigilance deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 flying, vigilance Angel token
5/5
Next:
The Gitrog Monster
Legacy: Strawberry Shortcake, Aggro Loam, DnT+b
Modern: Devoted Karn
Vintage: Survival
Creature - Plant
Defender
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, reveal the top card of your library. If it is a land card, put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it into the bottom of your library.
0/5
Next: Visara the Dreadful
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Artifact - Equipment
Equip or
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and gains Vigilance and Deathtouch.
Next - Aboshan, Cephalid Emperor
Jalira, Master Polymorphist | Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder | Bosh, Iron Golem | Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Brago, King Eternal | Oona, Queen of the Fae | Wort, Boggart Auntie | Wort, the Raidmother
Captain Sisay | Rhys, the Redeemed | Trostani, Selesnya's Voice | Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight | Obzedat, Ghost Council | Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind | Vorel of the Hull Clade
Uril, the Miststalker | Prossh, Skyraider of Kher | Nicol Bolas | Progenitus
Ghave, Guru of Spores | Zedruu the Greathearted | Damia, Sage of Stone | Riku of Two Reflections
Sorcery
Choose one -
Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Target creature loses flying until end of turn.
Storm
(For the record, I can't believe that the name Storm Winds has never been used on a magic card.)
Next: Azusa, Lost but Seeking
Legendary Creature - Elemental Spirit
Soulshift 5
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control. Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control.
4/4
Next: Mayael the Anima
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
Scry X where X is the highest power among creatures you control.
If you control a creature with power 5 or greater add GGRRWW to your mana pool.
Prime Speaker Zegana
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
Enchantment
Whenever you or a permanent you control gets any number of counters, you may place one additional counter on that permanent or player.
Whenever you would draw one or more cards, you may draw one additional card.
Next - Dragonlord Kologhan
Jalira, Master Polymorphist | Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder | Bosh, Iron Golem | Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Brago, King Eternal | Oona, Queen of the Fae | Wort, Boggart Auntie | Wort, the Raidmother
Captain Sisay | Rhys, the Redeemed | Trostani, Selesnya's Voice | Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight | Obzedat, Ghost Council | Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind | Vorel of the Hull Clade
Uril, the Miststalker | Prossh, Skyraider of Kher | Nicol Bolas | Progenitus
Ghave, Guru of Spores | Zedruu the Greathearted | Damia, Sage of Stone | Riku of Two Reflections
Artifact Creature - Construct
3: Target creature card in a graveyard gains all names of nonlegendary creature cards in addition to its name until end of turn.
"If there is a there is a meaning to what it's doing, I don't want to know it." -Gravan, Cemetary Warden
2/4
Next: Gaddock Teeg
Creature - Kithkin Cleric (U)
Kithkin creatures you control have hexproof.
2/3
Next: Thraximundar
Legacy: Strawberry Shortcake, Aggro Loam, DnT+b
Modern: Devoted Karn
Vintage: Survival
Enchantment
Whenever a creature an opponent control dies, you may pay 1 life. If you do choose one: draw a card or put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control.
Next: Daxos the returned
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Enchantment
Constellation - Whenever All the Stars in the Sky or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, for each kind of counter on target permanent or player, give that permanent or player another counter of that kind.
The number of constellations is always growing.
Next: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher
Legacy: Strawberry Shortcake, Aggro Loam, DnT+b
Modern: Devoted Karn
Vintage: Survival
Legendary Creature - Kobold
(Gnabgib, Kobold Ringleader is red.)
When Gnaggib, Kobold Ringleader enters the battlefield, look at the top 7 cards of your library. You may reveal a Kobold card and put that card into your hand and shuffle your library.
Other Kobolds you control get +1/+1.
0/1
Next - Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
EDIT: Thanks void_nothing for the development input...
Jalira, Master Polymorphist | Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder | Bosh, Iron Golem | Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Brago, King Eternal | Oona, Queen of the Fae | Wort, Boggart Auntie | Wort, the Raidmother
Captain Sisay | Rhys, the Redeemed | Trostani, Selesnya's Voice | Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight | Obzedat, Ghost Council | Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind | Vorel of the Hull Clade
Uril, the Miststalker | Prossh, Skyraider of Kher | Nicol Bolas | Progenitus
Ghave, Guru of Spores | Zedruu the Greathearted | Damia, Sage of Stone | Riku of Two Reflections
Enchantment
Whenever a colored permanent is put into an opponent's graveyard from play, you may create an 0/1 Eldrazi Spawn token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add C to your mana pool."
Next: Mizzix, without stealing permanents, taking extra turns, or interacting with instants/sorceries in the graveyard or on the stack
Legacy: Strawberry Shortcake, Aggro Loam, DnT+b
Modern: Devoted Karn
Vintage: Survival
Riku's Rage XURR
Sorcery
Create two X/1 blue and red Reflection Berserker tokens with flying, haste, double strike, and prowess. Exile those tokens at the beginning of the next end step.
Next: Opal-Eye, Konda's Yojimbo
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has indestructible.
Whenever a legendary Samurai enters the battlefield under your control, you may return ~ from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach ~ to it.
Next: Hisoka, Minamo Sensei
Instant
Search your library for up to four cards with different converted mana costs. Put one into your hand, then an opponent chooses two cards and exiles them, then put the remaining card into your hand.
Next - Kaervek the Merciless
Jalira, Master Polymorphist | Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder | Bosh, Iron Golem | Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Brago, King Eternal | Oona, Queen of the Fae | Wort, Boggart Auntie | Wort, the Raidmother
Captain Sisay | Rhys, the Redeemed | Trostani, Selesnya's Voice | Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight | Obzedat, Ghost Council | Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind | Vorel of the Hull Clade
Uril, the Miststalker | Prossh, Skyraider of Kher | Nicol Bolas | Progenitus
Ghave, Guru of Spores | Zedruu the Greathearted | Damia, Sage of Stone | Riku of Two Reflections
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell, that player loses 3 life.
Pay 3 life: You may ignore this card's effect until end of turn.
Next: Selvala, Explorer Returned
Somewhere in East Europe, I play commander.
WGEnchantment (R)
Whenever a player draws a card, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
Whenever a player gains life, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may move any number of +1/+1 counters from ~ onto other creatures.
Next: Teferi, Temporal Archmage
Legacy: Strawberry Shortcake, Aggro Loam, DnT+b
Modern: Devoted Karn
Vintage: Survival
Artifact
, : Name a card, then reveal the bottom card of your library. If the revealed card is the named card, you may play it as if it were in your hand without paying its mana cost. If the revealed card in not the named card, exile it.
Next - Jhoira of the Ghitu
Jalira, Master Polymorphist | Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder | Bosh, Iron Golem | Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Brago, King Eternal | Oona, Queen of the Fae | Wort, Boggart Auntie | Wort, the Raidmother
Captain Sisay | Rhys, the Redeemed | Trostani, Selesnya's Voice | Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight | Obzedat, Ghost Council | Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind | Vorel of the Hull Clade
Uril, the Miststalker | Prossh, Skyraider of Kher | Nicol Bolas | Progenitus
Ghave, Guru of Spores | Zedruu the Greathearted | Damia, Sage of Stone | Riku of Two Reflections
Sorcery
Create three 1/1 insect artifact creature tokens with flying.
You may remove up to three time counters from an exiled card with suspend you own.
Next: Nath of the Gilt-Leaf
Somewhere in East Europe, I play commander.
Sorcery
For each creature you control, each opponent discards a card.
Next: Surrak Dragonclaw
Legacy: Strawberry Shortcake, Aggro Loam, DnT+b
Modern: Devoted Karn
Vintage: Survival