That Which Farts :3mana::symb::symb:
Creature - Abomination
Flying
When That Which Farts attacks, all creatures without flying can not block until end of turn. Pass though the wind, pass over the wind, or just pass wind.
3/3
TranquilizerGG
Instant
Target creature does not deal damage this turn and does not untap during its controller's untap step. "The orochi dips their arrows in poison, it does not matter if you are big or tough you are still taking a nap"
Next: Sabotage
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"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
When any player plays a spell, remove all flush counters from Argothian Toilet, and each player pays for each flush counter or returns that many permanents they control to their owners hands.
:3mana:: Put a flush counter on Argothian Toilet.
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
Manic Disorder 3RR
Enchantment
Whenever a creature comes into play, its controller and target opponent of that player's choice each gain control of the other's permanents until end of turn. Creatures exchanged in this way gain haste until end of turn.
Next -- Goblin Pile
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When Damage is to Goblin Pile, sacrifice that many goblins. When Tobo was asked to play King of the Hill, he didnt realize he would be part the hill.
6/6
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
Elvish Sharpshooter1GG
Creature - Elf Archer
First Strike
Elvish Sharpshooter may block creatures with flying
This creatures Power is equal to the number of Elf you control plus 1
X+1/2
Homarid Hunters 3B
Creature - Human Warrior
T: Destroy target Homarid. "It all started when a group of coastal wizards hired us to hunt these ugly lobsters. Something about fixing a horrible mistake"
3/3
Tel-Jilad Ninja :symg::symb:
Creature -- Elf Ninja
Ninjitsu Sacrifice a Creature
Protection from artifacts.
When ~ deals damage to a player that player sacrifices all artifacts with counters on them. F*** Affinity.
3/2
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
Isolated Incident1WW
Instant
Remove all attacking and blocking creatures from this attack except for target attacker that is blocked and the blocking creature "When I looked around there was no army, neither mine or the enemie's"
Next:Celestial Dragon
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"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Celestial Dragon
5WU
Legendary Creature- Dragon
Flying
When Celestial Dragon comes into play, you may either gain 5 life or return target creature to its opponents hand.
Sacrifice Celestial Dragon: Either gain 2 life or counter target spell unless its controller pays 3 To glimpse its figure is to look into heaven itself.
3/5
Next: Reign of Terror
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thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
Quote from extremestan »
Word, definitely true. Raid's the air-to-ground missile. Boiling water's the hydrogren bomb.
Reign of Terror4BB
Enchantment
All creatures gain Fear.
At the end of each player's turn, that player loses 1 life for each creature they control.
Ring of the Pretender
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Reign of Terror :4mana::symb::symb:
Enchantment
When Reign of Terror comes into play destroy all creatures.
At the beginning of each upkeep lose 1 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep destroy all of your opponent's creatures.
---- too slow ---
Ring of the Pretender
Artifact
When ~ comes into play choose a creature. That creature gains all creature types and becomes Legendary while ~ remains in play.
Fluffy, the magic dragon: 3B
creature - dragon
When Fluffy, the magic dragon attacks all creatures get -x/-x until end of turn where x is equal to the number of creatures in play.
5/5
After the Fluffy bunny attack, the mighty dragon was never the same.
Next: Black Lotus Seeds
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first turn
Nick: I lay a swamp, tap, dark ritual...
Me: If you cast a hypnotic specter I'll punch you in the face
Nick:...ahh I take 3 points of mana burn
The reason I play black according to CrovaxtheCursed:
Black Lotus Seeds
Artifact
sacrifice: Add to your mana pool.
:symtap:, sacrifice: Add of any color to your mana pool. For some reason these seeds look familiar.
Eternal BurnRRR
Sorcery
Eternal Burn deals 3 damage to target creature or player
Whenever an opponent deals damage to you, if Eternal Burn is in your graveyard, return it to your hand at the end of the turn "Not Again!!!" - Quem A'Do Tribe Wizard - Last Words
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"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
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Creature - Abomination
Flying
When That Which Farts attacks, all creatures without flying can not block until end of turn.
Pass though the wind, pass over the wind, or just pass wind.
3/3
Next: Fecal Rats
Enchantment
All faeries you control get +2/+2.
GT: Target faerie gains landwalk of your choice.
BT: Regenerate target faerie.
Next: Tranquilizer
DCI Level 2 Judge
Instant
Target creature does not deal damage this turn and does not untap during its controller's untap step.
"The orochi dips their arrows in poison, it does not matter if you are big or tough you are still taking a nap"
Next: Sabotage
Instant
Counter target activated ability from an artifact source. Destroy that artifact. (mana abilities can't be countered.)
Banishment
Whenever ~ comes into play choose a creature type.
Creature spells of the chosen type cannot be played.
Next Distraction
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Help Mr. Bunny take over the world!
Sorcery
Tap target creature. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Next: Blue-Flame Kami
Creature - Spirit
When ~ comes into play deal 3 damage to target creature.
2/1
Next: Magic Missiles
Instant
Magic Misiles deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
Draw a card.
Next -- Ignorant Wurm
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Creature - Wurm
Haste.
You may have ~ deal its combat damage to defending player as though it wasn't blocked.
5/5
Next: Cage of Gold
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+4, gains flying and can't attack.
Next - Argothian Toilet
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Artifact
When any player plays a spell, remove all flush counters from Argothian Toilet, and each player pays for each flush counter or returns that many permanents they control to their owners hands.
:3mana:: Put a flush counter on Argothian Toilet.
Next:
Manic Disorder
Enchantment
Whenever a creature comes into play, its controller and target opponent of that player's choice each gain control of the other's permanents until end of turn. Creatures exchanged in this way gain haste until end of turn.
Next -- Goblin Pile
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Creature-Goblin Mob
When Damage is to Goblin Pile, sacrifice that many goblins.
When Tobo was asked to play King of the Hill, he didnt realize he would be part the hill.
6/6
Elvish Sharpshooter.
Creature - Elf Archer
First Strike
Elvish Sharpshooter may block creatures with flying
This creatures Power is equal to the number of Elf you control plus 1
X+1/2
Next: Homarid Hunters
Creature - Human Warrior
T: Destroy target Homarid.
"It all started when a group of coastal wizards hired us to hunt these ugly lobsters. Something about fixing a horrible mistake"
3/3
Next: Tel-Jilad Ninja
Creature -- Elf Ninja
Ninjitsu Sacrifice a Creature
Protection from artifacts.
When ~ deals damage to a player that player sacrifices all artifacts with counters on them.
F*** Affinity.
3/2
Next: Fixed
Instant
Return target artifact that was put into a graveyard this trun from your graveyard to play tapped.
Next: Sporadic Slaghterfest
Instant
Each player sacrifices two creatures, loses 2 life and discards two cards.
Next: Isolated Incident
Instant
Remove all attacking and blocking creatures from this attack except for target attacker that is blocked and the blocking creature
"When I looked around there was no army, neither mine or the enemie's"
Next: Celestial Dragon
5WU
Legendary Creature- Dragon
Flying
When Celestial Dragon comes into play, you may either gain 5 life or return target creature to its opponents hand.
Sacrifice Celestial Dragon: Either gain 2 life or counter target spell unless its controller pays 3
To glimpse its figure is to look into heaven itself.
3/5
Next: Reign of Terror
thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
Enchantment
All creatures gain Fear.
At the end of each player's turn, that player loses 1 life for each creature they control.
Ring of the Pretender
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment
When Reign of Terror comes into play destroy all creatures.
At the beginning of each upkeep lose 1 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep destroy all of your opponent's creatures.
---- too slow ---
Ring of the Pretender
Artifact
When ~ comes into play choose a creature. That creature gains all creature types and becomes Legendary while ~ remains in play.
Next: Fluffy, the Magic Dragon
creature - dragon
When Fluffy, the magic dragon attacks all creatures get -x/-x until end of turn where x is equal to the number of creatures in play.
5/5
After the Fluffy bunny attack, the mighty dragon was never the same.
Next: Black Lotus Seeds
Nick: I lay a swamp, tap, dark ritual...
Me: If you cast a hypnotic specter I'll punch you in the face
Nick:...ahh I take 3 points of mana burn
The reason I play black according to CrovaxtheCursed:
Artifact
sacrifice: Add to your mana pool.
:symtap:, sacrifice: Add of any color to your mana pool.
For some reason these seeds look familiar.
Next: Eternal Burn
Sorcery
Eternal Burn deals 3 damage to target creature or player
Whenever an opponent deals damage to you, if Eternal Burn is in your graveyard, return it to your hand at the end of the turn
"Not Again!!!" - Quem A'Do Tribe Wizard - Last Words