scarbo: It loses the a lot of the P/T to cost ratio advantage by not being able to kill creatures. Doesn;t really seem worth it. Interesting idea, perhaps better executed on a card with more to offer.
avatarz: Nice play on words and a familiar card! Funny a food flavored while not being a parody. Seems fair too. Good show!
Cardz5000: I really hate negative P/T on a card. It's confusing to many players (does negative power heal?) That said, otherwise the idea here is neat. It's feels more rare to grant indestructible multiple times though even without the P/T boosts.
RedKid43: This card is terribly underpowered/underwhelming. That's a huge investment for such little lifegain. Maybe if it costed three, gained three, poisoned three. Regardless, I;m not a fan of the concept. Trading lifegain for a potential game loss is not enticing.
ManyCookies: With how much ground your mad beets cover, it seems more like a rare despite being a super french vanilla. That said, it feels a tad forced. Not quite feeling it.
Ninja Caterpie: Hilarious flavor, functionally good. Even with the whole changeling loophole, it'd just be a casual niche anyway. I might word it more like "for each creature card with a different (sub?)type in your graveyard" instead to avoid that though.
Oculus: Upgraded Golgari Germination! Very cool upgrade, though I'd want a different name.
SelesnyaNewLife: I really don't like these reset button cards that super extend the game. This one being symmetrically without clearing the board state makes it more reasonable then the last one I judged, but between things like Sway of the Stars and Heroes Remembered this feels 1 mana short of safe printing.
Chemtrails: Cute. Hilarious. On point. Commons 4evar! (even if its a low power one, it's still quite nice)
GG Crono: Neat. Fair. Lots of limited interactions. Fun trick to make an opponent attack too.
Fated SurvivorGW
Creature - Human Nomad (U)
Vigilance
Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell with the word "destroy" in its card text, Eternal Survivor gains indestructible until end of turn. "Luck? What luck is there in losing all your friends? To have every trek you've ever been on be doomed?"
-Gavix, Reclaimer scout
2/2
Argodenu, the Flash Fist2RWU
Legendary Creature - Human Monk (M)
Prowess
You may cast nonland and noncreature spells as though they had flash.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a 1/1 red, white, a blue Disciple token onto the battlefield with haste and prowess.
3/3
Unleash
When Eager Rioter enters the battlefield, if it has a +1/+1 counter on it, it gains haste.
2/1 Rakdos initiates are so excited during their first riots that the ones who destroy more property instantly become the ringleaders for the next riot.
Conniving Craven
Creature - Human Coward (U)
Conniving Craven can't block alone.
Whenever Conniving Craven becomes blocked by exactly one creature, exile Conniving Craven. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
3/2
High Priest of Deceit2WB
Creature - Human Cleric {R}
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 1/1 white Human creature token onto the battlefield. , , Sacrifice three Humans: Put a 5/5 black Demon creature token onto the battlefield. Father Moric's followers never realized his true allegiances until it was too late.
2/3
Vithian Horde2BR
Creature - Human Warrior {R}
Trample
When Vithian Horde is dealt combat damage by a creature, that creature's controller puts a 2/2 black Zombie creature token onto the battlefield. Their desperation drove them ever further into Bant, unwittingly dragging a piece of Grixis with them.
6/6
Writ-Priest of EpharaWU
Creature -Human Advisor {M}
Lifelink, protection from creatures
Writ-Priest of Ephara deals damage to players in the form of that player drawing cards.
Writ-Priest of Ephara deals damage to creatures and planeswalkers in the form of that permanent's controller drawing cards.
4/4
Hydroform Agent2UG
Creature - Human Mutant {C}
Evolve 1: Hydroform Agent gets -1/+1 until end of turn. It helps to be flexible when working for the Simic.
2/2
Sojourner of the Wastes2WB
Creature - Human Cleric {R}
Vigilance, Lifelink
Whenever a source deals damage to Sojourner of the Wastes, that source's controller loses that much life and you gain that much life. "In these deserted lands, I bring aid to those who would accept... and punish those who would take without asking."
2/5
ManyCookies: With how much ground your mad beets cover, it seems more like a rare despite being a super french vanilla. That said, it feels a tad forced. Not quite feeling it.
Meh, it's not particularly more option heavy than, say a guildmage or a morph card.
Sharp DresserRW
Creature- Human Soldier (R)
You may cast Equipment cards and activate equip abilities anytime you could cast an instant.
Equipped creatures you control get +1/+1.
2/2
ManyCookies: With how much ground your mad beets cover, it seems more like a rare despite being a super french vanilla. That said, it feels a tad forced. Not quite feeling it.
Meh, it's not particularly more option heavy than, say a guildmage or a morph card.
Sharp Dresser(R/W)
Creature- Human Soldier (U)
You may cast Equipment cards and activate abilities of Equipment anytime you could cast an instant.
Equipped creatures get +1/+1.
2/1
With the glaring exception of Skullclamp, Mirrodin's artifact theme was strong because of affinity and not equipment. And how is equipment matters outside of red's color pie, red deals with artifacts all the time. Hell, we just had a red God of Forging in Theros.
That card is pretty gross though. While we're slowly creeping up to improving Elite Vanguard (Soldier of the Pantheon is a minor improvement), the effects shouldn't be this strong, nor should they be at uncommon. A monocolor rare with only one of those abilities could possibly see print, but not with both.
While this card could possibly be red, you've really shoehorned it in. Barring lack of precedent, I wouldn't call the first ability red (Auriok Windwalker, Leonin Shikari), and the anthem effect gives no reason for this to be red. If the bonus was +2/+0 I'd be more inclined to say it's fine (except for the part where it's still way too good).
Noij, Lord of Rat-Nest2BRR
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue (M)
Haste, First Strike
At the end of each players turn, that player sacrifice an untapped creature he or she control.
Tapped creatures you control can attack as though they were untapped.
4/3
Master of DisguiseUB
Creature — Human Rogue [R]
Flash
When Master of Disguise enters the battlefield, target creature can't be the target of spells or abilities until end of turn. "Look as hard as you want to. You'll still only see what I want you to see."
2/2
IIW: Cards that explore the mantle of the color pie
Alma, Chief Commander
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier(M)
Haste, first strike
Whenever Alma attacks, attacking creatures can't be blocked by more than one creature until end of turn. Foretell ― , exile Alma from your hand: Put two 1/1 red and white Soldier creature tokens with haste onto the battlefield. During your next turn, you may cast Alma from exile for its mana cost.
3/2
IIW: Foretell ― [Cost], exile ~ from your hand: [effect]. During your next turn, you may cast ~ from exile for its mana cost.
Boros LawmakerRW
Creature - Human Advisor (R) T: Judge target player.
Whenever a player loses the game, untap Boros Lawmaker.
[i]Judge, jury and executioner[/i]
2/2
Judgement is based on goodness of card and how interestingly human it is.
Ink-Treader: Cool hate card; seems kind of ham-fisted; nice to play with Wraths. Humanity: Cockroach-like survival skills IcariiFA: Spells are automatically nonland - unnecessary adjective; tokens with prowess is asking for confusamundo; flashing spells to make hasty dudes is an interesting tradeoff. Humanity: Creative and inventive but it could also be a Djinn Redkid43: I really don't see when you want to leash this but the card is cool and simple otherwise. Humanity: Almost undead Cardz5000: Norin 2: Defender's Boogaloo; don't really see the upside in being permanently chumped, but it's a fun card. Humanity: Ain't no cowardly dwarves Oculus: Really flavourful card; two engines in one is a win in my eyes; cool that you can sacrifice itself. Humanity: Deliciously Evil avatarz: Combos with itself too well; WUG for some ridiculous amount of engine is really good. Humanity: Secretly an Avatar wallycaine: Lots of life swings - it has like super trample and blocking trample; careful of that high toughness. Humanity: As "Selfless" as they get ManyCookies: 'Better' [c]Leonin Shikari[/i] is interesting; as a Timmy I really like the anthem effect, but I'm not sure if it's pushed. Humanity: Only on Mirrodin scarbo: Flavourful but be careful of power - 1/3 eats every 3 power guy thanks to his ability; I like how clean it is though. Humanity: Biologically a swamp iphanx: King of rushing in; third ability seems kind of moot - how often do you tap guys before combat in BR; best Wall destroyer NA. Humanity: It's all Ogre now admirableadmiral: Looks rather good at countering things - big blowout for a 2cmc 2/2; good clean design with flavour though. Humanity: Fae-like Card5000: I like Foretell but (especially for this card) it feels like a no-brainer because it's decent free card advantage half the time (instant speed too?). Humanity: Strength in numbers
Winner: Oculus
Next: Paliano's finest
(I assume he's referring to Paliano of Conspiracy fame)
Visionary's Apprentice2W
Creature - Human Artificer (R)
Reveal Visionary's Apprentice as you draft it. Note the number of times you reveal a card you draft afterwards.
Visionary's Apprentice's power and toughness are equal to the highest number noted by a card named Visionary's Apprentice Few find themselves worthy to be taught by Muzzio, but those that do find themselves forever changed for it.
*/*
Limit Remover Machination
Artifact Creature - Construct (R)
Reveal ~ as you draft it. Reveal the cards you have drafted and note the highest converted mana cost of a nonland revealed this way.
~'s casting cost is equal to the number noted this way.
4/4
Consortium's Doomsday Machine
Artifact Creature - Horror (R)
Trample
Will off the Council - Reveal ~ as you draft it. Starting with you, each player votes for power or toughness. Note the votes.
~'s casting cost is equal to the number of votes, gets +2/+1 for each vote for power and +1/+2 for each vote for toughness.
0/0
Recompense1U
Instant (U)
Draw X cards, where X is equal to one plus the number of players who voted for a choice you didn't vote for during the last vote.
scarbo: It loses the a lot of the P/T to cost ratio advantage by not being able to kill creatures. Doesn;t really seem worth it. Interesting idea, perhaps better executed on a card with more to offer.
avatarz: Nice play on words and a familiar card! Funny a food flavored while not being a parody. Seems fair too. Good show!
Cardz5000: I really hate negative P/T on a card. It's confusing to many players (does negative power heal?) That said, otherwise the idea here is neat. It's feels more rare to grant indestructible multiple times though even without the P/T boosts.
RedKid43: This card is terribly underpowered/underwhelming. That's a huge investment for such little lifegain. Maybe if it costed three, gained three, poisoned three. Regardless, I;m not a fan of the concept. Trading lifegain for a potential game loss is not enticing.
ManyCookies: With how much ground your mad beets cover, it seems more like a rare despite being a super french vanilla. That said, it feels a tad forced. Not quite feeling it.
Ninja Caterpie: Hilarious flavor, functionally good. Even with the whole changeling loophole, it'd just be a casual niche anyway. I might word it more like "for each creature card with a different (sub?)type in your graveyard" instead to avoid that though.
Oculus: Upgraded Golgari Germination! Very cool upgrade, though I'd want a different name.
SelesnyaNewLife: I really don't like these reset button cards that super extend the game. This one being symmetrically without clearing the board state makes it more reasonable then the last one I judged, but between things like Sway of the Stars and Heroes Remembered this feels 1 mana short of safe printing.
Chemtrails: Cute. Hilarious. On point. Commons 4evar! (even if its a low power one, it's still quite nice)
GG Crono: Neat. Fair. Lots of limited interactions. Fun trick to make an opponent attack too.
Winner: Ninja Caterpie
HM: Avatarz, Chemtrails, Oculus
Next: Multicolored Humans
Creature - Human Nomad (U)
Vigilance
Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell with the word "destroy" in its card text, Eternal Survivor gains indestructible until end of turn.
"Luck? What luck is there in losing all your friends? To have every trek you've ever been on be doomed?"
-Gavix, Reclaimer scout
2/2
IIW: Temporary ability gain
Choose one of these judge of creation:
Make Strionic Resonator shine!
You can not grasp the true form of Ashiok's attack!
Legendary Creature - Human Monk (M)
Prowess
You may cast nonland and noncreature spells as though they had flash.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a 1/1 red, white, a blue Disciple token onto the battlefield with haste and prowess.
3/3
IIW: cards that HATE something.
Creature-Human Rogue (U)
Unleash
When Eager Rioter enters the battlefield, if it has a +1/+1 counter on it, it gains haste.
2/1
Rakdos initiates are so excited during their first riots that the ones who destroy more property instantly become the ringleaders for the next riot.
IIW: Memes
"There are no two words in the English language more harmful than 'good job'." -Terrance Fletcher, Whiplash (2014)
Creature - Human Coward (U)
Conniving Craven can't block alone.
Whenever Conniving Craven becomes blocked by exactly one creature, exile Conniving Craven. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
3/2
IIW: 0 CMC
Creature - Human Cleric {R}
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 1/1 white Human creature token onto the battlefield.
Father Moric's followers never realized his true allegiances until it was too late.
2/3
Vithian Horde 2BR
Creature - Human Warrior {R}
Trample
When Vithian Horde is dealt combat damage by a creature, that creature's controller puts a 2/2 black Zombie creature token onto the battlefield.
Their desperation drove them ever further into Bant, unwittingly dragging a piece of Grixis with them.
6/6
Writ-Priest of Ephara WU
Creature -Human Advisor {M}
Lifelink, protection from creatures
Writ-Priest of Ephara deals damage to players in the form of that player drawing cards.
Writ-Priest of Ephara deals damage to creatures and planeswalkers in the form of that permanent's controller drawing cards.
4/4
Hydroform Agent 2UG
Creature - Human Mutant {C}
Evolve
1: Hydroform Agent gets -1/+1 until end of turn.
It helps to be flexible when working for the Simic.
2/2
IIW: Paliano's finest
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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Creature - Human Cleric {R}
Vigilance, Lifelink
Whenever a source deals damage to Sojourner of the Wastes, that source's controller loses that much life and you gain that much life.
"In these deserted lands, I bring aid to those who would accept... and punish those who would take without asking."
2/5
IIW: Creatures with unusual jobs.
Meh, it's not particularly more option heavy than, say a guildmage or a morph card.
Sharp Dresser RW
Creature- Human Soldier (R)
You may cast Equipment cards and activate equip abilities anytime you could cast an instant.
Equipped creatures you control get +1/+1.
2/2
Leonin Shikari
It was from mirrodin block, after all. Plus, your card is better than Elite Vanguard in so many ways it's disgusting. And out of color pie for red.
While this card could possibly be red, you've really shoehorned it in. Barring lack of precedent, I wouldn't call the first ability red (Auriok Windwalker, Leonin Shikari), and the anthem effect gives no reason for this to be red. If the bonus was +2/+0 I'd be more inclined to say it's fine (except for the part where it's still way too good).
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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Well, I guess we'll just have to disagree on that.
Creature - Human Wizard (U)
Deathtouch
Creatures your opponents control get -1/-0.
1/3
IIW: 7-word/term rules texts
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue (M)
Haste, First Strike
At the end of each players turn, that player sacrifice an untapped creature he or she control.
Tapped creatures you control can attack as though they were untapped.
4/3
IIW: Futuristic Goblin Cards
Creature — Human Rogue [R]
Flash
When Master of Disguise enters the battlefield, target creature can't be the target of spells or abilities until end of turn.
"Look as hard as you want to. You'll still only see what I want you to see."
2/2
IIW: Cards that explore the mantle of the color pie
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier(M)
Haste, first strike
Whenever Alma attacks, attacking creatures can't be blocked by more than one creature until end of turn.
Foretell ―
3/2
IIW: Foretell ― [Cost], exile ~ from your hand: [effect]. During your next turn, you may cast ~ from exile for its mana cost.
Creature - Human Advisor (R)
T: Judge target player.
Whenever a player loses the game, untap Boros Lawmaker.
[i]Judge, jury and executioner[/i]
2/2
Judgement is based on goodness of card and how interestingly human it is.
IcariiFA: Spells are automatically nonland - unnecessary adjective; tokens with prowess is asking for confusamundo; flashing spells to make hasty dudes is an interesting tradeoff. Humanity: Creative and inventive but it could also be a Djinn
Redkid43: I really don't see when you want to leash this but the card is cool and simple otherwise. Humanity: Almost undead
Cardz5000: Norin 2: Defender's Boogaloo; don't really see the upside in being permanently chumped, but it's a fun card. Humanity: Ain't no cowardly dwarves
Oculus: Really flavourful card; two engines in one is a win in my eyes; cool that you can sacrifice itself. Humanity: Deliciously Evil
avatarz: Combos with itself too well; WUG for some ridiculous amount of engine is really good. Humanity: Secretly an Avatar
wallycaine: Lots of life swings - it has like super trample and blocking trample; careful of that high toughness. Humanity: As "Selfless" as they get
ManyCookies: 'Better' [c]Leonin Shikari[/i] is interesting; as a Timmy I really like the anthem effect, but I'm not sure if it's pushed. Humanity: Only on Mirrodin
scarbo: Flavourful but be careful of power - 1/3 eats every 3 power guy thanks to his ability; I like how clean it is though. Humanity: Biologically a swamp
iphanx: King of rushing in; third ability seems kind of moot - how often do you tap guys before combat in BR; best Wall destroyer NA. Humanity: It's all Ogre now
admirableadmiral: Looks rather good at countering things - big blowout for a 2cmc 2/2; good clean design with flavour though. Humanity: Fae-like
Card5000: I like Foretell but (especially for this card) it feels like a no-brainer because it's decent free card advantage half the time (instant speed too?). Humanity: Strength in numbers
Winner: Oculus
Next: Paliano's finest
(I assume he's referring to Paliano of Conspiracy fame)
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME!!!
Creature - Human Artificer (R)
Reveal Visionary's Apprentice as you draft it. Note the number of times you reveal a card you draft afterwards.
Visionary's Apprentice's power and toughness are equal to the highest number noted by a card named Visionary's Apprentice
Few find themselves worthy to be taught by Muzzio, but those that do find themselves forever changed for it.
*/*
iiw: A key strategic weakness
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
Artifact Creature - Construct (R)
Reveal ~ as you draft it. Reveal the cards you have drafted and note the highest converted mana cost of a nonland revealed this way.
~'s casting cost is equal to the number noted this way.
4/4
Consortium's Doomsday Machine
Artifact Creature - Horror (R)
Trample
Will off the Council - Reveal ~ as you draft it. Starting with you, each player votes for power or toughness. Note the votes.
~'s casting cost is equal to the number of votes, gets +2/+1 for each vote for power and +1/+2 for each vote for toughness.
0/0
IIW: Doomsday Machines
Instant (U)
Draw X cards, where X is equal to one plus the number of players who voted for a choice you didn't vote for during the last vote.
IIW: What are the other two paths?
Draft my cube! (630 cards)