Rotmulcher Shaman1BG
Creature - Zombie Shaman (R)
Sacrifice a creature: Golgari Rotmulcher gets your choice of deathtouch or trample until end of turn.
Whenever another creature dies, Golgari Rotmulcher gets +1/+1 until end of turn. A dead body has as much energy as a live one. You only need the proper rituals to unlock it.
1/1
IIW: Design a card for Melvin or Vorthos in your favorite color
Back from the ER (diagnosis: cellulitis, probably because the sunburn on her calves started peeling and got slightly infected; I'm not a doctor, but that's mostly due to lack of give-a-damn on my part).
Uncanny Rancher4W
Creature - Minotaur (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 2/2 white Ox creature token with trample onto the battlefield.
Tap an untapped Ox you control: You gain 3 life.
3/3
IIW: Cards as designed by drunk people. (You do not have to be drunk yourself to enter this challenge.)
Back from the ER (diagnosis: cellulitis, probably because the sunburn on her calves started peeling and got slightly infected; I'm not a doctor, but that's mostly due to lack of give-a-damn on my part).
Oracle of Dreams2U
Creature - Human Wizard {R}
Whenever you draw a card, you may exile the bottom card of your library face down.
You may look at cards exiled with Oracle of Dreams. U,T: Exile all cards from your hand face down, then put all other cards you own exiled with Oracle of Dreams into your hand. 2/3
It was at that moment that I realized: I'm kinda just making these things up. We can just write the rules the way we want them to work. People will have fun, and people will get it.
Romarthon, Joraga Champion3GGG
Legendary Creature - Elf Warrior (M) 3G,T: Put a 2/2 green Elf Warrior creature token named Joraga Chief onto the battlefield. It has “1G,T: Put a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token onto the battlefield.”
3/3
Sinful Appraiser1BB
Creature — Zombie Advisor [U]
Deathtouch
Whenever Sinful Appraiser enters the battlefield or a creature dealt combat damage by it this turn dies, judge target player. (To judge a player, lhdIxjowbxsialapxnalLzjwopwpw.)
1/1
IIW: Take your xjsjaopsnxbekapapqjqpqpwjdbcbcnsmskp
Gideon Jura — Malakian Zealot
Ash Zealot is already one of the best red creatures ever printed and this guy puts it to shame. This design does not feel cohesive and I dislike that it makes every attempt to patch its own drawbacks. Cards are allowed to have tension, and in my opinion they are usually better off for it.
PanchoPonceN — Volcano Wanderer
Decently efficient even without the "Lightning Bolts are free" clause. Coloured mana cost reduction leaves a bitter taste in my mouth - the potential for abuse is staggering and it generally just comes across as clunky.
Cards5000 — Disciple of Korad
I have no idea what is Theros about this, and I'm willing to bet that you don't either. Conditional mana ramping on turn four+ is not too exciting and certainly occupies the lower end of the power level spectrum. I feel as though invitational cards need to be a little more pushed.
arbitraryarmor — Timeline Burner
I understand the flavour, but I dislike that it relies almost entirely on your opponents graveyard to function. This gimmick worked in Dimir since Dimir are all about milling, but this is very clearly made to be Izzet and it just doesn't jive. None of the numbers line up pleasingly, and while your attempt at hilarious Rakdos flavour text is appreciated, I doubt your jokes would please the Lord of Riots.
Eventide Sojourner — Raucous Arbiter
This reminds me a little of Ruric-Thar in that it punishes spells while forcing combat, but I feel as though the Double Ogre is in general just a better design. The Arbiter is pushed based on its stats alone, and that it shuts down spot removal completely is a little over the top. It also forces your opponent to attack into it, probably killing a guy and clearing the way for a counteroffensive.
Winterspring — Denial Twist
This is a bad design and I think deep down you know it.
TacticalCelebrant — Rotmulcher Shaman
Deathtouch and trample are a potent combination, but this guy is so small that he will never be gang blocked anyway, and the resulting fatality will always at least break even and almost never be in your favour. The death trigger is much more exciting, but seems underpowered considering the things Lotleth Troll and Varolz are capable.
MDenham — Uncanny Rancher
Glad you powered this down. Cheap always active Nut Collector with a bonus does not need to happen. 2/2 tokens with trample seem like clunky design, and 2/2 oxen seem like bad flavour. The numbers on this thing do not align nicely. 5 for a 3/3 that makes 2/2s that make 3 life. Yuck.
AsianInvasion — Oracle of Dreams
This is cute, but I can't help but feel this is just a fragile Moonring Mirror. The triggered ability is surely powerful and gives it some resilience to surprise deaths, which will be appreciated if it ever lasts long enough to be activated. Pulling things from the bottom is a nice twist.
avatarz — Parallaxing Engine
Cute card. This will generally double your creature's combat stats, which is reasonable. I think the activation cost might be a tad steep but this is an unashamedly Timmy card and Timmy doesn't care. On a more competitive note, turning your late game dorks into something actually worth casting sounds like a good idea to me (and at instant speed to boot!). It would have been refreshing to have an invitational card that wasn't aimed squarely at Spikes, but I suppose they were the guys who made them.
k-rad — Master of Puppets
Cute. Forcing through a 1/1 seems like a bit of a challenge - Finkel this is not - but the potential for silly token shenanigans is delicious. It takes some effort to make this better than a bonded Tandem Lookout, which is fine since the upside is potentially far higher.
MOON-E — Burst of Inspiration
Powerful niche card is both of those things. The effect itself seems balanced, and the colours are perfect. Being an instant probably pushes this over the edge but it's a solid design regardless. It's worth noting that Drastic Revelation does mostly the same thing. We did your IIW approx. two seconds ago, by the way.
Emocakes — Dogmatic Champion
Decent, I guess. First strike is not needed here since any damage will just be prevented anyway, and you just know some scrub is going to misread it as preventing damage from fights, too. This does not excite me.
AsianInvasion: A cool card. I get that NPH was pushing the boundaries a little bit with what the cards could do, but I don’t think that giving a creature -0/-1 is a very red thing to do. Maybe +1/-1 until end of turn? I do get that it combos with its first ability, though.
Coronis, the Raven1BB
Planeswalker - Coronis {M}
[+1]: Put a 1/1 black Bird creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
[-1]: Until your next turn, if a permanent you control would be destroyed, regenerate it and you lose 1 life.
[-6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a Bird creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player loses 1 life, discards a card, then sacrifices a permanent." {3}
Withering Aura1BB
Enchantment - Aura [U]
Enchant creature
Whenever a creature blocks or is blocked by the enchanted creature, that creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each card in its owner's hand. The more you know, the more painful she makes it.
The synergy with Strip Bare makes me all hot and bothered.
Public Indecency3WW
Instant [U]
Destroy all auras and equipment attached to target creature, then exile that creature. It's all fun and games until someone takes their pants off.
It was at that moment that I realized: I'm kinda just making these things up. We can just write the rules the way we want them to work. People will have fun, and people will get it.
Liliana, the Forsaken3BB
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard (M)
When Liliana, the Forsaken enters the battlefield, each player discards a card, then sacrifices a creature.
When Liliana, the Forsaken dies, return another creature card from any player's graveyard to the battlefield under your control. Separated from the Veil and her spark, Liliana searched for a way to regain both.
4/4
Iiwsig
(If its not obvious, goin by the "losing her veil made her lose her spark" idea)
Public Indecency3WW
Instant [U]
Destroy all auras and equipment attached to target creature, then exile that creature. It's all fun and games until someone takes their pants off.
Not white enough. White rarely does unconditional exile.
Public Indecency3WW
Instant (U)
Destroy all Auras and Equipment attached to target creature. Then, if that creature isn't equipped or enchanted, exile it.
IIW QUESTION: Is this after Liliana kills the demons she bargained with or before?
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
If you're having creature problems I feel bad for you son
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
Because I'm a horrible person, the following card is "Liliana after losing the Veil, defeating all of the demons, being forced to marry Jace, and then it turns out that all it took to make her 'not really evil anymore' was a good shagging from another planeswalker":
Liliana ha-Beleren1WUB
Planeswalker - Liliana
[+3]: Draw a card, then each player discards a card. You gain 1 life.
[-3]: Each player puts the top three cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard. You may return a card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield.
[-11]: You get an emblem with "X: Gain control of target spell with converted mana cost X. You may choose new targets for the spell."
<4>
Liliana, the Parted Veil :symb::symb::symb:
Planeswalker — Liliana {M}
[+1:] Target player reveals his or her hand. You choose a nonland card with converted mana cost equal to or less than the number of loyalty counters on Liliana, the Parted Veil. That player discards that card.
[Clan Flamingo] Tier Archivist
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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The tradition is to make a small Human and make it tournament-playable.
Or at least let R&D guide you into making one instead of making something more broken like Wrath of Leknif or Denying Channel.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Holy ****.
Or Golem!
Creature - Zombie Shaman (R)
Sacrifice a creature: Golgari Rotmulcher gets your choice of deathtouch or trample until end of turn.
Whenever another creature dies, Golgari Rotmulcher gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
A dead body has as much energy as a live one. You only need the proper rituals to unlock it.
1/1
IIW: Design a card for Melvin or Vorthos in your favorite color
Uncanny Rancher 4W
Creature - Minotaur (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 2/2 white Ox creature token with trample onto the battlefield.
Tap an untapped Ox you control: You gain 3 life.
3/3
IIW: Cards as designed by drunk people. (You do not have to be drunk yourself to enter this challenge.)
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Gross, but okay!
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Human Wizard {R}
Whenever you draw a card, you may exile the bottom card of your library face down.
You may look at cards exiled with Oracle of Dreams.
U,T: Exile all cards from your hand face down, then put all other cards you own exiled with Oracle of Dreams into your hand.
2/3
IIW: A top-down common.
Instant (R)
Discard your hand, then draw four cards.
A one track mind is useless to the Izzet.
IIW: New Phyrexia
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Comic Book Set
Archester: Frontier of Steam (A steampunk set!)
A Good Place to Start Designing
Creature — Human Knight {R}
First strike, vigilance
:1mana::symr:, :symtap:: Dogmatic Champion fights another target creature.
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Dogmatic Champion.
3/4
IIW: Aesthetically pleasing designs.
Sig & Avvy by Disappointing Signets Inc.
CCC&G BRAGGING RIGHTS
Mafia Statistics
I collect pacifism: 228
Judge is a new keyword.
Bible Thumper :symw::symw:
Creature — Human Cleric {C}
When Bible Thumper enters the battlefield, judge target player.
1/1
Sig & Avvy by Disappointing Signets Inc.
CCC&G BRAGGING RIGHTS
Mafia Statistics
I collect pacifism: 228
Enchantment U
Whenever a player is judged, that player loses 3 life.
CLUB FLAMINGO: Challenges Entered~60 Wins~1
Entry 59:
Creature — Zombie Advisor [U]
Deathtouch
Whenever Sinful Appraiser enters the battlefield or a creature dealt combat damage by it this turn dies, judge target player. (To judge a player, lhdIxjowbxsialapxnalLzjwopwpw.)
1/1
IIW: Take your xjsjaopsnxbekapapqjqpqpwjdbcbcnsmskp
Gideon Jura — Malakian Zealot
Ash Zealot is already one of the best red creatures ever printed and this guy puts it to shame. This design does not feel cohesive and I dislike that it makes every attempt to patch its own drawbacks. Cards are allowed to have tension, and in my opinion they are usually better off for it.
PanchoPonceN — Volcano Wanderer
Decently efficient even without the "Lightning Bolts are free" clause. Coloured mana cost reduction leaves a bitter taste in my mouth - the potential for abuse is staggering and it generally just comes across as clunky.
Cards5000 — Disciple of Korad
I have no idea what is Theros about this, and I'm willing to bet that you don't either. Conditional mana ramping on turn four+ is not too exciting and certainly occupies the lower end of the power level spectrum. I feel as though invitational cards need to be a little more pushed.
arbitraryarmor — Timeline Burner
I understand the flavour, but I dislike that it relies almost entirely on your opponents graveyard to function. This gimmick worked in Dimir since Dimir are all about milling, but this is very clearly made to be Izzet and it just doesn't jive. None of the numbers line up pleasingly, and while your attempt at hilarious Rakdos flavour text is appreciated, I doubt your jokes would please the Lord of Riots.
Eventide Sojourner — Raucous Arbiter
This reminds me a little of Ruric-Thar in that it punishes spells while forcing combat, but I feel as though the Double Ogre is in general just a better design. The Arbiter is pushed based on its stats alone, and that it shuts down spot removal completely is a little over the top. It also forces your opponent to attack into it, probably killing a guy and clearing the way for a counteroffensive.
Winterspring — Denial Twist
This is a bad design and I think deep down you know it.
TacticalCelebrant — Rotmulcher Shaman
Deathtouch and trample are a potent combination, but this guy is so small that he will never be gang blocked anyway, and the resulting fatality will always at least break even and almost never be in your favour. The death trigger is much more exciting, but seems underpowered considering the things Lotleth Troll and Varolz are capable.
MDenham — Uncanny Rancher
Glad you powered this down. Cheap always active Nut Collector with a bonus does not need to happen. 2/2 tokens with trample seem like clunky design, and 2/2 oxen seem like bad flavour. The numbers on this thing do not align nicely. 5 for a 3/3 that makes 2/2s that make 3 life. Yuck.
AsianInvasion — Oracle of Dreams
This is cute, but I can't help but feel this is just a fragile Moonring Mirror. The triggered ability is surely powerful and gives it some resilience to surprise deaths, which will be appreciated if it ever lasts long enough to be activated. Pulling things from the bottom is a nice twist.
avatarz — Parallaxing Engine
Cute card. This will generally double your creature's combat stats, which is reasonable. I think the activation cost might be a tad steep but this is an unashamedly Timmy card and Timmy doesn't care. On a more competitive note, turning your late game dorks into something actually worth casting sounds like a good idea to me (and at instant speed to boot!). It would have been refreshing to have an invitational card that wasn't aimed squarely at Spikes, but I suppose they were the guys who made them.
k-rad — Master of Puppets
Cute. Forcing through a 1/1 seems like a bit of a challenge - Finkel this is not - but the potential for silly token shenanigans is delicious. It takes some effort to make this better than a bonded Tandem Lookout, which is fine since the upside is potentially far higher.
MOON-E — Burst of Inspiration
Powerful niche card is both of those things. The effect itself seems balanced, and the colours are perfect. Being an instant probably pushes this over the edge but it's a solid design regardless. It's worth noting that Drastic Revelation does mostly the same thing. We did your IIW approx. two seconds ago, by the way.
Emocakes — Dogmatic Champion
Decent, I guess. First strike is not needed here since any damage will just be prevented anyway, and you just know some scrub is going to misread it as preventing damage from fights, too. This does not excite me.
Winner: avatarz
HM: YOLOGOKU420, MOON-E
Next: Liliana loses the veil
I meant to reply to this sooner.
Tormentor Exarch.
From Theros:
Coronis, the Raven 1BB
Planeswalker - Coronis {M}
[+1]: Put a 1/1 black Bird creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
[-1]: Until your next turn, if a permanent you control would be destroyed, regenerate it and you lose 1 life.
[-6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a Bird creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player loses 1 life, discards a card, then sacrifices a permanent."
{3}
IIW: A top-down common.
Sorcery (U)
Exile target creature that isn't enchanted or equipped.
"Could you wear any less?"
IIW: Wear less.
The synergy with Strip Bare makes me all hot and bothered.
Enchantment - Aura [U]
Enchant creature
Whenever a creature blocks or is blocked by the enchanted creature, that creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each card in its owner's hand.
The more you know, the more painful she makes it.
IIW: Roman-themed stuff
Public Indecency 3WW
Instant [U]
Destroy all auras and equipment attached to target creature, then exile that creature.
It's all fun and games until someone takes their pants off.
Sorcery (C)
Target creature fights the creature it's paired with.
"Till death do us part" was starting to look better and better.
Black gets fighting here because this works on soulbond and black hates teamwork because that's how Avacyn Restored works.
IIW: Epic Rap Battles of History
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Comic Book Set
Archester: Frontier of Steam (A steampunk set!)
A Good Place to Start Designing
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard (M)
When Liliana, the Forsaken enters the battlefield, each player discards a card, then sacrifices a creature.
When Liliana, the Forsaken dies, return another creature card from any player's graveyard to the battlefield under your control.
Separated from the Veil and her spark, Liliana searched for a way to regain both.
4/4
Iiwsig
(If its not obvious, goin by the "losing her veil made her lose her spark" idea)
Club Flamingo Wins: 1!
Not white enough. White rarely does unconditional exile.
Public Indecency 3WW
Instant (U)
Destroy all Auras and Equipment attached to target creature. Then, if that creature isn't equipped or enchanted, exile it.
IIW QUESTION: Is this after Liliana kills the demons she bargained with or before?
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
Liliana ha-Beleren 1WUB
Planeswalker - Liliana
[+3]: Draw a card, then each player discards a card. You gain 1 life.
[-3]: Each player puts the top three cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard. You may return a card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield.
[-11]: You get an emblem with "X: Gain control of target spell with converted mana cost X. You may choose new targets for the spell."
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Planeswalker — Liliana {M}
[+1:] Target player reveals his or her hand. You choose a nonland card with converted mana cost equal to or less than the number of loyalty counters on Liliana, the Parted Veil. That player discards that card.
[-1:] You lose 1 life, then draw a card.
[-4:] Destroy all creatures.
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