Find a Way
Sorcery (R)
Choose two target creatures you control that don't share a creature type. Search your library for a card that shares a creature type with each, and put it into the battlefield tapped. Shuffle your library afterwards.
Endless Revel4(R/G)(R/G)
Enchantment {R}
Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds two mana to his or her mana pool of any type that land produced.
Mana Slash :symrg::symrg::symrg:
Instant (R)
For each spent to cast Color Pie Slash, add or to your mana pool.
Choose target creature, then choose up to one other target creature for each spent to cast Color Pie Slash. Color Pie Slash deals X damage to each creature chosen this way, where X is the amount of mana in your mana pool.
Mythic because it could be, essentially, a zero to cast green burn spell (sure, your mana is committed, but negligable). Probably breaks all kinds of colour pie... but maybe not. Will wait to see what you fellers say. (Also, anyone know how to shrink the word count?)
Also thinking it might be a rare because of creature-only-ness.
Neurotoxin Stinger :symub::symb:
Creature - Insect (U)
Wither
~ can only be blocked by creatures without counters on them.
2/2
Mana Slash :symrg::symrg::symrg:
Instant (M)
For each spent to cast Mana Slash you may choose upto one additional target for Mana Slash.
For each spent to cast Mana Slash add either or to your mana pool.
Mana Slash deals X damage to target creature, where X is the amount of mana in your mana pool.
Mythic because it could be, essentially, a zero to cast green burn spell (sure, your mana is committed, but negligable). Probably breaks all kinds of colour pie... but maybe not. Will wait to see what you fellers say. (Also, anyone know how to shrink the word count?)
Also thinking it might be a rare because of creature-only-ness.
IIW: Multiple creature types you like.
Oh my god, the formatting on this card is horrendous. Also, why the hell is this a mythic? Try this:
Color Pie Slash(R/G)(R/G)(R/G)
Instant [R]
For each G spent to cast Color Pie Slash, add R or G to your mana pool.
Choose target creature, then choose up to one other target creature for each R spent to cast Color Pie Slash. Color Pie Slash deals X damage to each creature chosen this way, where X is the amount of mana in your mana pool. The Color Pie never knew what hit it.
Oh my god, the formatting on this card is horrendous. Also, why the hell is this a mythic? Try this:
Color Pie Slash(R/G)(R/G)(R/G)
Instant [R]
For each G spent to cast Color Pie Slash, add R or G to your mana pool.
Choose target creature, then choose up to one other target creature for each R spent to cast Color Pie Slash. Color Pie Slash deals X damage to each creature chosen this way, where X is the amount of mana in your mana pool. The Color Pie never knew what hit it.
I know it changes the effect, but why not just drop the second clause to
"Choose up to one target creature for each R spent to cast Color Pie Slash. Color Pie Slash deals X damage to each creature chosen this way, where X is the amount of mana in your mana pool."
that way it doesn't do the damage unless you use red
The Brangok Corsairs are universally called "plunderers" and "opportunists" by their enemies. Some disdain the terms, preferring to think of themselves as explorers, while others embrace them - what's wrong with seizing an opportunity that the bounty of the natural world has placed before you? They are the guild of seafarers, archaeologists, and, yes, quite often pirates. Their leadership structure is quite democratic, with an elected Grand Admiral.
My travels. My treasure. My guild.
Landgrab (You may cast this spell for its landgrab cost. If you do, target opponent gains control of target land you control.)
Plunderbolt2RR
Instant (C)
Landgrab 2R(You may cast this spell for its landgrab cost. If you do, target opponent gains control of target land you control.)
Plunderbolt deals 4 damage to target creature or player.
Brangok ToadyGG
Creature - Ogre Warrior (U)
Landgrab (You may cast this spell for its landgrab cost. If you do, target opponent gains control of target land you control.)
3/2
Rigging Rascal2R
Creature - Goblin Pirate (C) 1G: Rigging Rascal gets +1/+1 and gains reach until end of turn.
2/2
Indomitable CorsairRG
Creature - Human Pirate (C)
Islandwalk, mountainwalk, forestwalk "Forward, lads, let's get our names on the map!"
2/1
Rage-Current Rider2(R/G)(R/G)(R/G)
Creature - Human Pirate (R)
Landgrab (R/G)(R/G)(R/G)
Haste
Whenever Rage-Current Rider deals combat damage to a player, each player gains control of all permanents he or she owns but doesn't control. Put a +1/+1 counter on Rage-Current Rider for each permanent a player gained control of in this way. "Freedom for us and a drowning for you!"
4/4
Rage-Current Rider2(R/G)(R/G)(R/G)
Creature - Human Pirate (R)
Landgrab (R/G)(R/G)(R/G)
Haste
Whenever Rage-Current Rider deals combat damage to a player, each player gains control of all permanents he or she owns. Put a +1/+1 counter on Rage-Current Rider for each permanent that changed control this way.
4/4
I know it changes the effect, but why not just drop the second clause to
"Choose up to one target creature for each R spent to cast Color Pie Slash. Color Pie Slash deals X damage to each creature chosen this way, where X is the amount of mana in your mana pool."
that way it doesn't do the damage unless you use red
So, unclear here, but doesn't the person who cast the landgrab spell get to pick what land they give up? I'm sure there must be some way to break that...
So, unclear here, but doesn't the person who cast the landgrab spell get to pick what land they give up? I'm sure there must be some way to break that...
"I knew I'd finally find a use for all those Sorrow's Paths I had lying around!'
Sungift Crocus
Creature - Plant (U)
Defender
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on Sungift Crocus.
Endow (When this creature dies, you may distribute its counters among any number of other creatures.)
0/1
Mindfire Devil
Creature - Devil (R)
Haste
When Mindfire Devil dies, you lose 2 life and discard 2 cards. Only the bravest or most desperate mages are willing to summon it.
2/2
iiw: Multicolored 4/4 creatures with interesting typelines.
50th CHALLENGE ENTERED!
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Romarthon, Joraga Champion3GGG
Legendary Creature - Elf Warrior (M) 3G,T: Put a 2/2 green Elf Warrior creature token named Joraga Chief onto the battlefield. It has “1G,T: Put a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token onto the battlefield.”
3/3
Borrowed Blueprints :xmana::symur::symur:
Sorcery (R)
Search target opponent's library for any number of artifact cards with total converted mana cost X or less and put them into the battlefield under your control. That player shuffles his or her library afterwards.
Sorcery (R)
Choose two target creatures you control that don't share a creature type. Search your library for a card that shares a creature type with each, and put it into the battlefield tapped. Shuffle your library afterwards.
IIW: sad
Enchantment {R}
Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds two mana to his or her mana pool of any type that land produced.
IIW: A character from Theros flavor text.
Creature - Elemental Bear (C)
Haste
Whenever Mystfire Bear deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
2/2
IIW: gold artifacts
Instant (R)
For each
Choose target creature, then choose up to one other target creature for each
Mythic because it could be, essentially, a zero to cast green burn spell (sure, your mana is committed, but negligable). Probably breaks all kinds of colour pie... but maybe not. Will wait to see what you fellers say. (Also, anyone know how to shrink the word count?)
Also thinking it might be a rare because of creature-only-ness.
Neurotoxin Stinger :symub::symb:
Creature - Insect (U)
Wither
~ can only be blocked by creatures without counters on them.
2/2
IIW: Multiple creature types you like.
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
Oh my god, the formatting on this card is horrendous. Also, why the hell is this a mythic? Try this:
Color Pie Slash (R/G)(R/G)(R/G)
Instant [R]
For each G spent to cast Color Pie Slash, add R or G to your mana pool.
Choose target creature, then choose up to one other target creature for each R spent to cast Color Pie Slash. Color Pie Slash deals X damage to each creature chosen this way, where X is the amount of mana in your mana pool.
The Color Pie never knew what hit it.
I know it changes the effect, but why not just drop the second clause to
"Choose up to one target creature for each R spent to cast Color Pie Slash. Color Pie Slash deals X damage to each creature chosen this way, where X is the amount of mana in your mana pool."
that way it doesn't do the damage unless you use red
My travels. My treasure. My guild.
Landgrab (You may cast this spell for its landgrab cost. If you do, target opponent gains control of target land you control.)
Plunderbolt 2RR
Instant (C)
Landgrab 2R (You may cast this spell for its landgrab cost. If you do, target opponent gains control of target land you control.)
Plunderbolt deals 4 damage to target creature or player.
Brangok Toady GG
Creature - Ogre Warrior (U)
Landgrab
3/2
Rigging Rascal 2R
Creature - Goblin Pirate (C)
1G: Rigging Rascal gets +1/+1 and gains reach until end of turn.
2/2
Indomitable Corsair RG
Creature - Human Pirate (C)
Islandwalk, mountainwalk, forestwalk
"Forward, lads, let's get our names on the map!"
2/1
Rage-Current Rider 2(R/G)(R/G)(R/G)
Creature - Human Pirate (R)
Landgrab (R/G)(R/G)(R/G)
Haste
Whenever Rage-Current Rider deals combat damage to a player, each player gains control of all permanents he or she owns but doesn't control. Put a +1/+1 counter on Rage-Current Rider for each permanent a player gained control of in this way.
"Freedom for us and a drowning for you!"
4/4
IIW: Alternate third set of any block.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
This might just be easier.
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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And so it is. Dispensing with reminder text is always good.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
I like that everything you pointed out as if it was some sort of revelation was actually addressed in the original post I made. Tee hee.
Thanks for the input though - much cleaner.
Hmmmm.
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
Yeah, the Card That Should Not Be is perfectly formatted now.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Sorcery {C}
Landgrab R
Destroy target land
You know, this serves a purpose. You can pay
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Club Flamingo Wins: 1!
"I knew I'd finally find a use for all those Sorrow's Paths I had lying around!'
why hello there!
Bad cards making other bad cards less bad since 2006.
I love bad Modern combos!
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Sorcery (U)
Millennial Brimstone deals 1,000 damage to target creature you don't control.
IIW: New iconic races (Angels, Sphinxes, etc.)
Did anyone else envision Brooding Saurian saying that?
Also everyone should keep quoting this picture in their posts.
no, he just really hates when people play Firedrinker Satyr
QFT
Even less of a fan of Unmake.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Sungift Crocus
Creature - Plant (U)
Defender
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on Sungift Crocus.
Endow (When this creature dies, you may distribute its counters among any number of other creatures.)
0/1
Bestow was a much better name for that mechanic.
Choose one of these judge of creation:
Make Strionic Resonator shine!
You can not grasp the true form of Ashiok's attack!
Creature - Devil (R)
Haste
When Mindfire Devil dies, you lose 2 life and discard 2 cards.
Only the bravest or most desperate mages are willing to summon it.
2/2
iiw: Multicolored 4/4 creatures with interesting typelines.
50th CHALLENGE ENTERED!
CLUB FLAMINGO: Challenges Entered~60 Wins~1
Entry 59:
Borrowed Blueprints :xmana::symur::symur:
Sorcery (R)
Search target opponent's library for any number of artifact cards with total converted mana cost X or less and put them into the battlefield under your control. That player shuffles his or her library afterwards.