B-Tech Ramparts5
Artifact Creature - Vampire Wall
Defender
Whenever B-Tech Ramparts takes damage from a non-white source, it gains +0/+X, where X is the damage taken plus one.
Whenever B-Tech Ramparts takes damage from a white source, you gain life equal to the damage dealt.
0/5 If their armor is made of Vampires, then clearly their weapons must use a payload of holy water for maximum effect.
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Next-
Bear Monk
Fish Samurai
Insect Ninja
Treefolk Pirate
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Urabrask, Bearer of the Blade5RR
Legendary Creature - Praetor Knight
Haste, protection from black and from green
Whenever Urabrask deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you untap all lands you control.
7/7
Sliver Bastard(R/W)
Creature — Goblin Sliver (M)
All Sliver creatures get -0/-1.
1/2 That one night in the Riptide Laboratory would soon disappear from Blogum's hollow head, but remain forever in the collective memory of the hive.
Feral Alpha 2RG
Creature - Werewolf Wolf
Trample, First Strike
At the beginning of each upkeep, if no player cast a spell last turn, transform Feral Alpha The curse of Lycanthropy can spread to Wolves, with devastating results.
2/3
Ferocity Unchecked
Creature - Werewolf ((R/G) color indicator)
Whenever a wolf or werewolf you control attacks, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast 2 or more spells last turn, transform Ferocity Unchecked. With no primal force to unleash, in wolves, lycanthropy instead awakens a sinister intelligence.
4/5
Hydra Servo Templatex
Artifact Creature - Servo Hydra
Fabricate X, Trample.
You may choose to have Servos you control count as Servo Hydras instead of their normal creature types
When Hydra Servo Template dies, you may put X 1/1 Servo Artifact Creature tokens into play, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Hydra Servo Template.
1/1
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Next:
Servo Shapeshifter
Serf Servo
Servo Drone
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Consulate Replacement Module0
Artifact Creature - Servo Shapeshifter
You may have ~ enter the battlefield as a copy of any Servo creature on the battlefield. Made to fit every hole in the lines of order.
0/0
Starburst Bull2BB
Creature - Aetherborn Ox
Revolt - Whenever - attacks, and a permanent you control left the battlefield this turn, ~ gets +4/+0 and Trample until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the end of the turn.
2/2 Their first big charge is usually their last.
Capuchin MendicantGW
Creature - Monkey Monk
At the beginning of each of your turns, you may add one mana of any color to your mana pool unless an opponent has you gain 2 life. This mana does not drain from your mana pool at the end of phases or turns.
0/2
Infernal Judicator3WWBB
Creature - Demon Archon
Flying
Trample
When ~ enters the battlefield, choose an opponent. You separate all non-land permanents he or she controls into two piles. That player chooses one pile and sacrifices all permanents in the other.
5/5
Toluchel Scribe2GU
Creature - Turtle Advisor
When Toluchel Scribe enters the battlefield, search your library for an instant or land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. Deliberate in action but impossibly swift in thought.
1/4
Skytyrant of Greed3RRBB
Creature - Dragon Mercenary
Flying R: ~ gets +1/+0 until end of turn
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a mercenary card with converted mana cost x or less, where x is ~'s power. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
4/4 Next: Servo Werewolf
Hippogriff Naga
Elephant Hyena
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I took up depression as a hobby, but playing Magic sometimes keeps me away from it....
Somewhere in East Europe, I play commander.
Jabbering Krasis3GU
Creature - Elephant Hyena
Haste, hexproof
Whenever Jabbering Krasis attacks, it can't be blocked this combat unless an opponent has you draw three cards.
6/3
Poda, Princess of the SlimeBGU
Legendary Creature- Elemental Ooze
Deathtouch
Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters the battlefield you may put a -1/-1 counter on that creature if it has a toughness of 2 or higher.
1/4 She is the living symbol of slime and all will bow to her.
NEXT: Wolf Angel
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“There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a pathetic little man who can't seem to grow a full mustache"
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
Rainbow Wolf1WUG
Creature - Wolf Angel
Flying
~ can't be the target of abilities opponents control. 4T: Counter target spell or ability that targets a creature you control.
2/3
Woah, I just made an Avatar Construct a couple of weeks ago for the DCC:
Syndicate of SelvesC
Artifact Creature — Avatar Construct (U)
Syndicate of Selves' power and toughness are each equal to the number of nontoken, nonartifact creatures you control. Upon its completion, its wild-eyed inventor exclaimed, "It's alive!" He was only partially correct.
* / *
But for the sake of the game, here's another:
Herald of KarnCCC
Artifact Creature — Construct Avatar
You may have Herald of Karn enter the battlefield as a copy of target noncreature artifact, except it's still a creature.
Herald of Karn's power and toughness are each equal to the number of artifacts you control.
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Rocco didn't give the next creature type, so I'll do another one from DNC.
Stonewing Sprite3U
Creature - Fairy Golem
Flying : Stonewing Sprite loses flying and gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Play this ability before blockers are declared.
2/3
Fblthp, the Totally Lost1UUU
Legendary Creature - Homonculus God
Indestructible
Fblthp cannot attack or block unless each opponent controls three or less non-land permanents.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player returns a non-land permanent they control to it's Owner's hand. If they cannot, that player exiles a card from their hand instead.
3/1 Fblthp still hates crowds.
Martek, The Many-Hooved2BRG
Legendary Creature - Minotaur Centaur
Trample, Hexproof , Menace.
Whenever Martek, The Many Hooved is blocked it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of creatures blocking it. Guess who's in charge?
5/4
Ghost IvyWUG
Creature - Plant Spirit
When Ghost Ivy enters the battlefield, draw a card.
When Ghost Ivy dies, choose another target non-spirit permanent in your graveyard that went to the graveyard this turn and return it to the battlefield.
2/4
Artifact Creature - Vampire Wall
Defender
Whenever B-Tech Ramparts takes damage from a non-white source, it gains +0/+X, where X is the damage taken plus one.
Whenever B-Tech Ramparts takes damage from a white source, you gain life equal to the damage dealt.
0/5
If their armor is made of Vampires, then clearly their weapons must use a payload of holy water for maximum effect.
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Next:
Elemental Spellshaper
Barbarian Bureaucrat
Angel Barbarian
Legendary Creature- Elemental Spellshaper
Flying
XG, discard two cards, t: ~ deals X damage to each player and each other creature with flying.
XR, discard two cards, t: ~ deals X damage to each player and each other creature without flying.
URG, discard a card at random, t: Tap all other creatures. ~ deals 4 damage to each creature. Creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step.
6/4
Next-
Bear Monk
Fish Samurai
Insect Ninja
Treefolk Pirate
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Insect Ninja
Ninjutsu 1UG
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, scry 1.
2/3
Next:
Pirate Knight
Elf Horror
Praetor Knight
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Legendary Creature - Praetor Knight
Haste, protection from black and from green
Whenever Urabrask deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you untap all lands you control.
7/7
Next:
Goblin Sliver
Human Processor
Beeble God
Creature — Goblin Sliver (M)
All Sliver creatures get -0/-1.
1/2
That one night in the Riptide Laboratory would soon disappear from Blogum's hollow head, but remain forever in the collective memory of the hive.
Next:
Angel Squirrel
Homarid God
Werewolf Wolf
Creature - Werewolf Wolf
Trample, First Strike
At the beginning of each upkeep, if no player cast a spell last turn, transform Feral Alpha
The curse of Lycanthropy can spread to Wolves, with devastating results.
2/3
Ferocity Unchecked
Creature - Werewolf ((R/G) color indicator)
Whenever a wolf or werewolf you control attacks, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast 2 or more spells last turn, transform Ferocity Unchecked.
With no primal force to unleash, in wolves, lycanthropy instead awakens a sinister intelligence.
4/5
Next: Hyena Soldier
Servo Hydra
Hydra Soldier
Artifact Creature - Servo Hydra
Fabricate X, Trample.
You may choose to have Servos you control count as Servo Hydras instead of their normal creature types
When Hydra Servo Template dies, you may put X 1/1 Servo Artifact Creature tokens into play, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Hydra Servo Template.
1/1
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Servo Shapeshifter
Serf Servo
Servo Drone
Artifact Creature - Servo Shapeshifter
You may have ~ enter the battlefield as a copy of any Servo creature on the battlefield.
Made to fit every hole in the lines of order.
0/0
Next:
Aetherborn Ox
Servo Werewolf
Hippogriff Naga
Somewhere in East Europe, I play commander.
Creature - Aetherborn Ox
Revolt - Whenever - attacks, and a permanent you control left the battlefield this turn, ~ gets +4/+0 and Trample until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the end of the turn.
2/2
Their first big charge is usually their last.
Next:
Vampire Ox
Goat Spirit
Angel Servo
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Monkey Monk
At the beginning of each of your turns, you may add one mana of any color to your mana pool unless an opponent has you gain 2 life. This mana does not drain from your mana pool at the end of phases or turns.
0/2
Next:
Spirit Construct
Elephant Gargoyle
Demon Archon
Creature - Demon Archon
Flying
Trample
When ~ enters the battlefield, choose an opponent. You separate all non-land permanents he or she controls into two piles. That player chooses one pile and sacrifices all permanents in the other.
5/5
Next:
Fish Pirate
Lizard Horse
Spirit Servo
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Artifact Creature - Spirit Servo
When Possessed Worker dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
1/1
Next:
Turtle Advisor
Angel Wurm
Blinkmoth Hydra
Creature - Turtle Advisor
When Toluchel Scribe enters the battlefield, search your library for an instant or land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Deliberate in action but impossibly swift in thought.
1/4
Next:
Assassin Scout
Dragon Mercenary
Boar Wolf
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Dragon Mercenary
Flying
R: ~ gets +1/+0 until end of turn
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a mercenary card with converted mana cost x or less, where x is ~'s power. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
4/4
Next:
Servo Werewolf
Hippogriff Naga
Elephant Hyena
Somewhere in East Europe, I play commander.
Creature - Elephant Hyena
Haste, hexproof
Whenever Jabbering Krasis attacks, it can't be blocked this combat unless an opponent has you draw three cards.
6/3
Next:
Wolf Angel
Elemental Ooze
Skeleton Zombie
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Legendary Creature- Elemental Ooze
Deathtouch
Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters the battlefield you may put a -1/-1 counter on that creature if it has a toughness of 2 or higher.
1/4
She is the living symbol of slime and all will bow to her.
NEXT: Wolf Angel
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
Creature - Wolf Angel
Flying
~ can't be the target of abilities opponents control.
4T: Counter target spell or ability that targets a creature you control.
2/3
Next:
Construct Avatar
Fairy Golem
Hound Fairy
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Syndicate of Selves C
Artifact Creature — Avatar Construct (U)
Syndicate of Selves' power and toughness are each equal to the number of nontoken, nonartifact creatures you control.
Upon its completion, its wild-eyed inventor exclaimed, "It's alive!" He was only partially correct.
* / *
But for the sake of the game, here's another:
Herald of Karn CCC
Artifact Creature — Construct Avatar
You may have Herald of Karn enter the battlefield as a copy of target noncreature artifact, except it's still a creature.
Herald of Karn's power and toughness are each equal to the number of artifacts you control.
*/*
Stonewing Sprite 3U
Creature - Fairy Golem
Flying
2/3
Next:
Frog Atog
Aurochs Fox
Plant Elephant
Frogatog G
Creature - Frog Atog
Sacrifice an insect: Frogatog gets +X/+Y until went of turn where X/Y is the sacrificed creature's power/toughness.
1/1
Spider goat
Citizen ooze
Giant Faerie
Legendary Creature - Ooze Citizen
Whenever a player casts a spell, create a token that's a copy of ~ except it isn't legendary.
1/1
Prism Splinter
Hippo Hippogriff
Homunculus God
Legendary Creature - Homonculus God
Indestructible
Fblthp cannot attack or block unless each opponent controls three or less non-land permanents.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player returns a non-land permanent they control to it's Owner's hand. If they cannot, that player exiles a card from their hand instead.
3/1
Fblthp still hates crowds.
Next:
Snake Drake
Minotaur Centaur
Merfolk Treefolk
Legendary Creature - Minotaur Centaur
Trample, Hexproof , Menace.
Whenever Martek, The Many Hooved is blocked it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of creatures blocking it.
Guess who's in charge?
5/4
Next:
Snake Drake
Merfolk Treefolk
Pegasus Leviathan
If my post has no tags, then i posted from my phone.
Creature - Drake Snake
Flying
When ~ enters the battlefield, scry 1.
2/1
Next:
Plant Spirit
Bird Beast
Snake Dragon
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Plant Spirit
When Ghost Ivy enters the battlefield, draw a card.
When Ghost Ivy dies, choose another target non-spirit permanent in your graveyard that went to the graveyard this turn and return it to the battlefield.
2/4
Next
Giant Plant
Scorpion Skeleton
Worm Wurm