Belfry HermitWUB
Creature- Bird Druid
Flying, hexproof, defender
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may reveal any number of Bird creature cards from your hand. For each card revealed this way, put a 1/1 Bird creature token with Fying onto the battlefield. Choose a color for each of these tokens as they enter the battlefield. WUBt: Reveal your hand. For each Bird creature revealed this way, put a 1/1 Bird creature token with Flying, and of the color of your choice, onto the battlefield. Deafened by the tower's bells, he can still hear the flapping wings of his brethren.
2/4
i was seriously going to make him spit out Storm Crow tokens.
I See- good ol Norin the wary, older with "paranoid eyes", in an empty room save a glowing orb. the orb casts Norin's shadows in all directions. several of them are reaching out of the walls/floor towards poor Norin.
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Traitorous Shadows1BR
Sorcery
Each creature opponents control deals damage to itself equal to it's power.
Next
A huge hermit crab walks a beach. What's strange about this crab is that its shell is the torn remains of some sort of warmachine; bits of jagged weapons still protruding from it.
OR
A sea serpent is emerging from the ocean to terrorize a passing ship. Lightning spews forth from the open mouth of the beast.
Junker Crab2U
Creature - Crab
Sacrifice an artifact you control. ~ gets +X/+X until end of turn where X is the sacrificed artifact's converted mana cost.
1/4
Next:
Liliana watches with bemusement through a scrying glass as Garruk and Chandra engage in a violent battle; no doubt manipulated by her.
Junker Crab2U
Creature - Crab
Sacrifice an artifact you control. ~ gets +X/+X until end of turn where X is the sacrificed artifact's converted mana cost.
1/4
Next:
Liliana watches with bemusement through a scrying glass as Garruk and Chandra engage in a violent battle; no doubt manipulated by her.
Wow this is a pretty good idea..
Command of the Chain Veil 3BB
Instant
Destroy up to 2 target planeswalkers. Yes, my dear Garruk, finish her!
Next : Sarkhan and Ugin facing Bolas in a 2v1. Or Garruk with his axe at Lili's throat, finally besting her.
Fight for the Future2URW
Enchantment [M]
At the beginning of your end step, if a creature or planeswalker you control dealt damage to a player this turn, take an extra turn after this one.
Prevent all combat damage that creatures and planeswalkers you control would deal to players during extra turns.
NEXT: A dainty lady claws her way out of the rotting carcass of an enormous monster, covered in goo and gasping for air.
Crawl Through the DeadBG
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~, exile a creature card in your graveyard.
Put a creature with power less than or equal to the exiled creature's toughness from your graveyard into the battlefield.
Next: An annoyed looking stereotypical evil Vizier type of mage (Think Aladin's Jafar look)being swarmed by faeries. In hius hand is an open bottle, where several other faeries are coming out to swarm him.
Faerie Hive3GU
Enchantment — Aura [U]
Enchant artifact or land
When Faerie Hive enters the battlefield, tap enchanted permanent.
If enchanted permanent would untap, instead you put a 1/1 green and blue Faerie creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
NEXT: A group of tough-looking soldiers charge forward holding a battering ram, only instead of a siege weapon made out of metal and wood, it's a male sheep.
Sheepish Soliders [mana]2WW[/card]
Sorcery (Unhinged)
Put three 1/1 soldiers onto the battlefield under your control, and an equipment called "Battering Ram" with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature. If damage is prevented this way, destroy Battering Ram" with an equip cost of 1. You may equip it to a soldier token you control. "Why'd you bring the sheep?"
"It helps when we ram into people."
Next: A human is one the edge of a cliff, looking down. Below him is a forest, with a river cutting through. He looks like he may topple over soon.
Sheepish Soliders2WW
Sorcery (Unhinged)
Put three 1/1 soldiers onto the battlefield under your control, and an equipment called "Battering Ram" with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature. If damage is prevented this way, destroy Battering Ram" with an equip cost of 1. You may equip it to a soldier token you control. "Why'd you bring the sheep?"
"It helps when we ram into people."
Next: A human is one the edge of a cliff, looking down. Below him is a forest, with a river cutting through. He looks like he may topple over soon.
Teetering Curiosity2R
Sorcery
Draw three cards, then flip a coin and call heads or tails. If you lose the flip, sacrifice a creature you control. If you can't discard your hand.
Next: Several Temur warriors on horseback tie down a dragon and several more rush past by, throwing spears at it.
Break the Beast1RG
Instant
Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. When the creature you don't control dies this turn, put two +1/+1 counters on the creature you control.
Does this templating work?
Next:
An orzhov cleric sits on a throne, with his thrull servants nearby. Before him, we see an altar of gold, on which stands a pile of pale flesh - thrull material.
Thrull-Sculpter1BB
Creature - Human Cleric
Thrulls you control have "1(W/B): Regenerate this creature." 1B, exile two creature cards from your graveyard: Put a 1/1 black thrull creature token onto the battlefield.
2/2 "Mishapen as they may be, there is an art to making thrulls. A horrid, dark art, but an art none the less."
Next
A short human in a nice suit stands in the middle of the scene. His smug grin is warrented by the pair of towering goons flanking him. The mooks in question are humanoid, but may be ogres or some other brutish race.
OR
A bloated mass of metal and flesh toddles along, lead by a priest of Elesh Norn. The creature's veins pulse a myriad of dulled colors.
Scarmiglione Kingpin4WBB
Creature — Human [U]
When Scarmiglione Kingpin enters the battlefield, put two 3/3 black Demon creature tokens onto the battlefield.
Demon creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
[1/1]
NEXT: A blue mage puts his/her hands to his/her neck in a choking signal as a myriad of strange and exotic flowers coil around him/her.
Strangleroot Fields2BG Enchantment
Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life for each card in his or her hand. "The plants appear to become homicidal at the first sign of a footstep," Jorgel noted, watching from afar as his colleague struggled to breathe, then stopped altogether.
I'm hoping the flavor makes the green bleeding acceptable...
Next: pterosaur-looking creatures soar in the sky over stone buildings. The art focuses on the largest of the bunch, who has landed for a moment to chew on an elephant with its fearsome, shark-like teeth embedded in its stork-like beak.
Mountain Pteradon2RR
Creature - Bird Lizard
Flying
Devour 1 2BT Exile a Creature card in your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
3/2
Next: The setting is on a snowy mountain area. An elf is riding a ridiculously large wolf. Big enough that the elf seems to be Dwarfed by it. Following them are many other regular sized wolves.
Sylvan Warg-Rider4GG
Creature - Elf Warrior (R)
When ~ enters the battlefield put two 2/2 green wolf creature tokens onto the battlefield.
Wolf creatures you control have vigilance. 2G,t: Search your library for a wolf creature card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
3/3
Next
A sphinx sits majesticly atop a large rock. The sphinx's feathers are not merely blue, but green, yellow, orange, and even a little red. Much like an exotic parrot. Many humans gather around the rock, looking on in rapt attention.
OR
An angel descends from on high, her wings composed of dazzling light. There are a number of figures below her, some are bursting into balls of holy fire. Others are merely stunned by the seraph's brilliance.
Alma, Angel of Miracles 4WW
Legendary Creature - Angel
Flying
When Amla, Angel of Miracles enters the battlefield, exile all black creatures. You gain life equal to the number of creatures exiled this way.
White spells you control have miracle. The miracle costs 2 less than the converted mana cost.
Miracle - 2WW "During Avacyn's absence, cathars turn to Alma for miracles, hoping to see Avacyn again."
5/5
Next : i would still like to see garruk slicing up Lili. So Garruk has his axe at Lili's neck. She grabs her chain veil for power but to no avail.
All for Naught3BB
Enchantment
Whenever a Planeswalker of Legendary Creature or Legendary Artifact you control is sent to the graveyard from the battlfield, you may shuffle it into your library instead. If you do, you may pay 3, target opponent discards a hand or loses 3 life. Garruk thought his curse would end at Liliana's death. Rather, it only worsened it much to his dismay.
Next: A monk lands a dive kick at a an attacking orc. His form ablaze as his foot lands literally through the Orc and his weapon breaks as he tries to block the blow.
Falling Star TechniqueRR
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample.
Whenever the enchanted creature becomes blocked by a creature destroy all equipment attached to that creature. "With will and focus, flesh and bone can outshine any sword or shield." - Master Yun Sro
Next
A mage grasps at her forearm as her hand and fingers transform into a squid-like mass of tentacles. Horror and confusion floods the wizard's face.
OR
A warrior cuts down a ninja before him, but the image of the assaillent is turning to dust. Behind the warrior we see the real assassin poised to strike down the beguiled fighter.
Flesh Into Nightmares3BB Instant
Destroy target creature, then put X 1/1 black Horror creature tokens onto the battlefield, where X is that creature's toughness. Frydel knew he would lose the fight when, to his horror, his fist began to wiggle of its own accord, each finger making a "flop" sound and each sucker sticking to his arm as though devouring its master.
Next:
Surrounded by woods, two elves battle on top of an abnormally large, sleeping giant's belly.
Disturb the Titan2RR
Enchantment
Whenever two or more creatures attack you, you may sacrifice a land. If you do, choose one - put a 4/4 Red Giant Token into the battlefield or put a giant creature from your hand into the battlefield. Warning: Sleeping Giants
Next: A genie floats out of a lamp before a bewildered looking child and bearing two gifts. In his right hand is a small treasure chest filled with gold and gems. The other is a scroll that is radiating some otherworldly power.
Unbelievable WishWWUBBRRGG
Sorcery
Convoke- End your turn. (When you cast ~, if you tapped any number of creatures to reduce ~'s cost, end your turn after this spell resolves.)
Choose one-
*Draw X cards, where X is the number of cards in your library. Then, at the end of turn, exile seven cards from your hand and shuffle your hand back into your library. At the beginning of your next upkeep, return the cards exiled this way to your hand and skip your next draw step;
*You control target opponent's next turn. At the end of that turn, gain control of all permanents that controls. Then skip your next turn. (This effect is permanent.)
"In one hand, I hold treasure beyond belief. In the other, power to be whomever you wish to be. It's you who decides which wish is which. So, what shall it be?"
Too convoluted?
I see-
A Fae being chased around a back alley of some city, being chased by children with mason jars.
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Pester-Trap1U
Enchantment - aura
Enchant Creature with power of two or less.
You control Enchant Creature.
If Enchant Creature's power becomes three or greater, sacrifice ~. The bane of faes are not lizards, or mages...but children who find them pretty.
Next: A nyxborn mermaid is sitting by the shore, waving her hand and seeing a scene elsewhere on land projected on to the surface of the water.
Oceanic Farsight1UU
Sorcery
Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is your devotion to blue. Put a cadd from amongst them into your hand, and the rest back on top in any order. "Just becuase I live in the sea doesn't mean I don't know anything about the dry lands!"
Next
A man contemplates a sealed book. The tome drips oil ever so slightly. On the back the phyrexian Phi symbol can be seen.
OR
A golem assaults a beast. The hand of the golem has grown an array of sharp blades and spikes.
Phyrexian Tome4
Artifact
Pat 1 Life T: Draw a Card.
You gain a poison counter T: Draw a card. What price is one willing to pay to gaze into forbidden text?
Next: A tax collector wearing an Orzhov sigil on his neck is at an open door. His hand is thrust forward to take the collection. Behind him are two larger and hulking shadows, ready to help "convince" you to pay up.
Creature- Bird Druid
Flying, hexproof, defender
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may reveal any number of Bird creature cards from your hand. For each card revealed this way, put a 1/1 Bird creature token with Fying onto the battlefield. Choose a color for each of these tokens as they enter the battlefield.
WUBt: Reveal your hand. For each Bird creature revealed this way, put a 1/1 Bird creature token with Flying, and of the color of your choice, onto the battlefield.
Deafened by the tower's bells, he can still hear the flapping wings of his brethren.
2/4
i was seriously going to make him spit out Storm Crow tokens.
I See- good ol Norin the wary, older with "paranoid eyes", in an empty room save a glowing orb. the orb casts Norin's shadows in all directions. several of them are reaching out of the walls/floor towards poor Norin.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Traitorous Shadows 1BR
Sorcery
Each creature opponents control deals damage to itself equal to it's power.
Next
A huge hermit crab walks a beach. What's strange about this crab is that its shell is the torn remains of some sort of warmachine; bits of jagged weapons still protruding from it.
OR
A sea serpent is emerging from the ocean to terrorize a passing ship. Lightning spews forth from the open mouth of the beast.
Creature - Crab
Sacrifice an artifact you control. ~ gets +X/+X until end of turn where X is the sacrificed artifact's converted mana cost.
1/4
Next:
Liliana watches with bemusement through a scrying glass as Garruk and Chandra engage in a violent battle; no doubt manipulated by her.
Wow this is a pretty good idea..
Command of the Chain Veil 3BB
Instant
Destroy up to 2 target planeswalkers.
Yes, my dear Garruk, finish her!
Next : Sarkhan and Ugin facing Bolas in a 2v1. Or Garruk with his axe at Lili's throat, finally besting her.
Enchantment [M]
At the beginning of your end step, if a creature or planeswalker you control dealt damage to a player this turn, take an extra turn after this one.
Prevent all combat damage that creatures and planeswalkers you control would deal to players during extra turns.
NEXT: A dainty lady claws her way out of the rotting carcass of an enormous monster, covered in goo and gasping for air.
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~, exile a creature card in your graveyard.
Put a creature with power less than or equal to the exiled creature's toughness from your graveyard into the battlefield.
Next: An annoyed looking stereotypical evil Vizier type of mage (Think Aladin's Jafar look)being swarmed by faeries. In hius hand is an open bottle, where several other faeries are coming out to swarm him.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Enchantment — Aura [U]
Enchant artifact or land
When Faerie Hive enters the battlefield, tap enchanted permanent.
If enchanted permanent would untap, instead you put a 1/1 green and blue Faerie creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
NEXT: A group of tough-looking soldiers charge forward holding a battering ram, only instead of a siege weapon made out of metal and wood, it's a male sheep.
Sorcery (Unhinged)
Put three 1/1 soldiers onto the battlefield under your control, and an equipment called "Battering Ram" with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature. If damage is prevented this way, destroy Battering Ram" with an equip cost of 1. You may equip it to a soldier token you control.
"Why'd you bring the sheep?"
"It helps when we ram into people."
Next: A human is one the edge of a cliff, looking down. Below him is a forest, with a river cutting through. He looks like he may topple over soon.
Modern
UBR Grixis Control
U Merfolk
Pauper
U Mono U Delver
Ancestral Visions is freed
Sorcery (Unhinged)
Put three 1/1 soldiers onto the battlefield under your control, and an equipment called "Battering Ram" with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature. If damage is prevented this way, destroy Battering Ram" with an equip cost of 1. You may equip it to a soldier token you control.
"Why'd you bring the sheep?"
"It helps when we ram into people."
Next: A human is one the edge of a cliff, looking down. Below him is a forest, with a river cutting through. He looks like he may topple over soon.
Modern
UBR Grixis Control
U Merfolk
Pauper
U Mono U Delver
Ancestral Visions is freed
Sorcery
Draw three cards, then flip a coin and call heads or tails. If you lose the flip, sacrifice a creature you control. If you can't discard your hand.
Next: Several Temur warriors on horseback tie down a dragon and several more rush past by, throwing spears at it.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant
Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. When the creature you don't control dies this turn, put two +1/+1 counters on the creature you control.
Does this templating work?
Next:
An orzhov cleric sits on a throne, with his thrull servants nearby. Before him, we see an altar of gold, on which stands a pile of pale flesh - thrull material.
Creature - Human Cleric
Thrulls you control have "1(W/B): Regenerate this creature."
1B, exile two creature cards from your graveyard: Put a 1/1 black thrull creature token onto the battlefield.
2/2
"Mishapen as they may be, there is an art to making thrulls. A horrid, dark art, but an art none the less."
Next
A short human in a nice suit stands in the middle of the scene. His smug grin is warrented by the pair of towering goons flanking him. The mooks in question are humanoid, but may be ogres or some other brutish race.
OR
A bloated mass of metal and flesh toddles along, lead by a priest of Elesh Norn. The creature's veins pulse a myriad of dulled colors.
Creature — Human [U]
When Scarmiglione Kingpin enters the battlefield, put two 3/3 black Demon creature tokens onto the battlefield.
Demon creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
[1/1]
NEXT: A blue mage puts his/her hands to his/her neck in a choking signal as a myriad of strange and exotic flowers coil around him/her.
Enchantment
Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life for each card in his or her hand.
"The plants appear to become homicidal at the first sign of a footstep," Jorgel noted, watching from afar as his colleague struggled to breathe, then stopped altogether.
I'm hoping the flavor makes the green bleeding acceptable...
Next: pterosaur-looking creatures soar in the sky over stone buildings. The art focuses on the largest of the bunch, who has landed for a moment to chew on an elephant with its fearsome, shark-like teeth embedded in its stork-like beak.
Creature - Bird Lizard
Flying
Devour 1
2BT Exile a Creature card in your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
3/2
Next: The setting is on a snowy mountain area. An elf is riding a ridiculously large wolf. Big enough that the elf seems to be Dwarfed by it. Following them are many other regular sized wolves.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Elf Warrior (R)
When ~ enters the battlefield put two 2/2 green wolf creature tokens onto the battlefield.
Wolf creatures you control have vigilance.
2G,t: Search your library for a wolf creature card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
3/3
Next
A sphinx sits majesticly atop a large rock. The sphinx's feathers are not merely blue, but green, yellow, orange, and even a little red. Much like an exotic parrot. Many humans gather around the rock, looking on in rapt attention.
OR
An angel descends from on high, her wings composed of dazzling light. There are a number of figures below her, some are bursting into balls of holy fire. Others are merely stunned by the seraph's brilliance.
Sorcery
Delve
Choose 1
- Scry 5, draw 5 cards.
- Draw 5 cards, scry 5.
"The future holds answers, what will yours be?"
Alma, Angel of Miracles 4WW
Legendary Creature - Angel
Flying
When Amla, Angel of Miracles enters the battlefield, exile all black creatures. You gain life equal to the number of creatures exiled this way.
White spells you control have miracle. The miracle costs 2 less than the converted mana cost.
Miracle - 2WW
"During Avacyn's absence, cathars turn to Alma for miracles, hoping to see Avacyn again."
5/5
Next : i would still like to see garruk slicing up Lili. So Garruk has his axe at Lili's neck. She grabs her chain veil for power but to no avail.
Enchantment
Whenever a Planeswalker of Legendary Creature or Legendary Artifact you control is sent to the graveyard from the battlfield, you may shuffle it into your library instead. If you do, you may pay 3, target opponent discards a hand or loses 3 life.
Garruk thought his curse would end at Liliana's death. Rather, it only worsened it much to his dismay.
Next: A monk lands a dive kick at a an attacking orc. His form ablaze as his foot lands literally through the Orc and his weapon breaks as he tries to block the blow.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample.
Whenever the enchanted creature becomes blocked by a creature destroy all equipment attached to that creature.
"With will and focus, flesh and bone can outshine any sword or shield." - Master Yun Sro
Next
A mage grasps at her forearm as her hand and fingers transform into a squid-like mass of tentacles. Horror and confusion floods the wizard's face.
OR
A warrior cuts down a ninja before him, but the image of the assaillent is turning to dust. Behind the warrior we see the real assassin poised to strike down the beguiled fighter.
Instant
Destroy target creature, then put X 1/1 black Horror creature tokens onto the battlefield, where X is that creature's toughness.
Frydel knew he would lose the fight when, to his horror, his fist began to wiggle of its own accord, each finger making a "flop" sound and each sucker sticking to his arm as though devouring its master.
Next:
Surrounded by woods, two elves battle on top of an abnormally large, sleeping giant's belly.
Enchantment
Whenever two or more creatures attack you, you may sacrifice a land. If you do, choose one - put a 4/4 Red Giant Token into the battlefield or put a giant creature from your hand into the battlefield.
Warning: Sleeping Giants
Next: A genie floats out of a lamp before a bewildered looking child and bearing two gifts. In his right hand is a small treasure chest filled with gold and gems. The other is a scroll that is radiating some otherworldly power.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
Convoke- End your turn. (When you cast ~, if you tapped any number of creatures to reduce ~'s cost, end your turn after this spell resolves.)
Choose one-
*Draw X cards, where X is the number of cards in your library. Then, at the end of turn, exile seven cards from your hand and shuffle your hand back into your library. At the beginning of your next upkeep, return the cards exiled this way to your hand and skip your next draw step;
*You control target opponent's next turn. At the end of that turn, gain control of all permanents that controls. Then skip your next turn. (This effect is permanent.)
"In one hand, I hold treasure beyond belief. In the other, power to be whomever you wish to be. It's you who decides which wish is which. So, what shall it be?"
Too convoluted?
I see-
A Fae being chased around a back alley of some city, being chased by children with mason jars.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment - aura
Enchant Creature with power of two or less.
You control Enchant Creature.
If Enchant Creature's power becomes three or greater, sacrifice ~.
The bane of faes are not lizards, or mages...but children who find them pretty.
Next: A nyxborn mermaid is sitting by the shore, waving her hand and seeing a scene elsewhere on land projected on to the surface of the water.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is your devotion to blue. Put a cadd from amongst them into your hand, and the rest back on top in any order.
"Just becuase I live in the sea doesn't mean I don't know anything about the dry lands!"
Next
A man contemplates a sealed book. The tome drips oil ever so slightly. On the back the phyrexian Phi symbol can be seen.
OR
A golem assaults a beast. The hand of the golem has grown an array of sharp blades and spikes.
Artifact
Pat 1 Life T: Draw a Card.
You gain a poison counter T: Draw a card.
What price is one willing to pay to gaze into forbidden text?
Next: A tax collector wearing an Orzhov sigil on his neck is at an open door. His hand is thrust forward to take the collection. Behind him are two larger and hulking shadows, ready to help "convince" you to pay up.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.