Corrective LectureUUU
Instant
Split Second
Counter target spell "Your delusions are tiresome and wasteful. Get to the point or don't do it at all." Lyana, Tolarian Professor
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Next: A black knight and a white knight have clashed swords; the power of their respective mana source pours from the eyelets of their helms.
Eternal Crusades2WB
Legendary Enchantment
White Creatures get +2/+2.
Black Creatures get +2/+2.
Black Creatures can only block White Creatures and White Creatures can only block Black Creatures. Damage dealt to each other cannot be prevented and they can block as if they did not have protection.
Next:
Several dark hands rise out of the swamp. Dragging down several goblins that have decided to try and explore the place. The hands aren't attached to any creature or body except the dark and sticky much of swamp water.
Mire Feeding2BB
Sorcery
All creatures get -3/-3 until end of turn. For each creature that dies this turn add B to your mana pool. The land is hungry and eager to consume
Next:
An agent of the Church in Innistrad holds up a decree to the face of a demon whose face is melting ala Ark of the Covenant style.
Banish the DarknessWW
Sorcery
Exile target black creature. If that creature was a demon, it's controller loses life equal to it's power. "We will never again cower in fear of the darkness! Begone foul beast back to the depths where you belong!"
Next:
Several blasts of light erupt from a closed fist as it makes contact into the face of a robotic soldier.
Crush the Machine3R
Instant
Convoke
Destroy target artifact. Crush the Machine deals 2 damage to that artifact's controller or target creature he or she controls.
Next:
A giant husk, perhaps similar in appearance to Megantic Sliver strides across the landscape. Looking closely, we see that it is in fact an enormous living hive, with hundreds of small slivers slithering over its surface.
Hive Sliver Illustration: A giant husk, perhaps similar in
appearance to Megantic Sliver strides across
the landscape. Looking closely, we see that it is
in fact an enormous living hive, with hundreds of
small slivers slithering over its surface.
Creature - Sliver
Sliver creatures you control have " : Put
a 1/1 colorless Sliver creature token onto the
battlefield.
6/6
Next:A weaponless monk in white linen
clothing faces off against a heavily armored
knight with sword and shield.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Planar Chaos was not a mistake neither was it random. You might want to look at it again.
[thread=239793][Game] Level Up - Creature[/thread]
Seraph of the Burning Blade2WRB
Creature - Angel
Flying, Haste
When Seraph of the Burning Blade enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to target creature and you gain 3 life.
3/3
Next: Fblthp holding a terrible spear, charging into battle.
Portent of Compleation2(B/P)(B/P)
Sorcery
Scry 3. Then draw three cards. Then you get three poison counters. "This symbol, I do not know it, yet it fills me with dread unlike anything before." - Hanya, Fortune Teller
Or
Phyrexia Foretold1BB
Sorcery
Search your library for a black card or a card with infect, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. The day Jin-Gitaxias rediscovered the planar portals seers throughout the multiverse saw only doom.
Next
A knight in shining armor, rimmed with gold, and dazzling in the sunlight seems the paragon of valor. That is except for his pitch-black blade he holds, one steeped in blood.
And/Or
A reflection of the scene above. Except it's a knight in black armor, adorned with spikes and skulls, holding a pristine white blade.
Tel'Adem Oathbreaker WW
Creature - Human Knight
First Strike, Protection from white
Tel'Adem Oathbreaker is black.
2/2
Redeemed Vagabond BB
Creature - Human Knight
First Strike, Protection from black
Redeemed Vagabond is white.
2/2
Next: A human or elf with glowing white or silver eyes, drawing back a bow to fire. The moon is prominent overhead.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Blessing of the Silver Moon1G
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature has Reach.
Whenever ~ deals damage to a werewolf creature, destroy that creature.
Next: An angel is being dragged down and torn to shreds by a large band of Werewolves. Red haze covers their eyes and they feast away tearing the angel limb from limb.
Wolfpile 3R
Sorcery
Each creature deals 1 damage to target creature.
Next: A patchwork zombie with a saw in the place of one of its arms.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Hackjob Skaab2UB
Creature - Zombie
Whenever another creature you control dies you may pay 2. If you do exile that creature and put two +1/+1 counters on ~ and regenerate it. "Experiment 132-B: I grow tired of having to constantly having to repair my creations, so this one will do it itself!" - Vander Keln's Log Book
3/3
Next
A mage in a crowd is walking away having just non-chalantly snapped his fingers. This has resulted in the sap right behind him's head exploding. The crowd looks on in horror giving the mage a wide berth.
Or
A mighty dragon sits on a pile of loot with a talon to its chin in thought, as a person below him holds up a soccer ball sized diamond. The atmosphere may be one of subjugation and appeasement, or merely one of inquiry and trade.
Snapsplode 1R
Instant
Split Second
As an additional cost to cast Snapsplode, discard a card.
Snapsplode deals 4 damage to target creature.
Beseech the Dragon R
Sorcery
Search your library for a sorcery with converted mana cost equal to or less than the number of lands in your graveyard, reveal it, put it into your hand, and shuffle your library.
Next: A mechanical faerie sitting in a gutter, examining a small gear.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Instinctual Apprehension2G
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control you may uptap target creature you control.
Next
A pyromancer is blasting some poor fellow with flames. Of note is the fire itself which is a medley of colors and hues.
Or
A shot of a wizard of some sort standing stoically seconds after some brute has swung a sword at her. But we see the reason for her calm is that the sword has shattered over her head. Where the sword would have cut her, her skin is black and metallic looking.
Kaleidoscope Flame2R
Instant
~ deals 3 damage to target creature or player. This damage cannot be prevented. "Some say blue flames are hotter than red and white is hotter than blue so, I combined all three." Enrakhir, Journeyman Pyromancer
Or
Adamantine SkinRW
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 and indestructible until end of turn.
"Mind over matter. My mind has destroyed your matter." Tuhl, Sylvok Sorceress
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Next: A white mage holds up his hand and a miniature sun appears to be glowing in his palm. Around him is the disintegrating forms of undead.
Purge the Unclean1WW
Sorcery
Exile all zombies and all graveyards. "Never again shall the dead walk the earth and be disturbed from their eternal rest."
Next:
A large T-Rex partly jutting and plated with Metal being ridden by an Auriok human, charging through a line of Phyrexians.
Auriok Linebreaker3WW
Creature - Auriok Soldier
Trample
Whenever ~ is blocked it gets +2/+2 until end of turn for each creature blocking it.
3/4 "Ten against two? The odds aren't in your favor!" Jehlar, Auriok Cavalry Master
Next:
A giant, in its signature rage, slams two treekin together so hard that they shatter instantly.
Great Smash1RR
Tribal Sorcery - Giant
As an additional cost to play ~, tap a giant you control.
~ deals 6 damage to two target creatures. "GRUK NO LIKE ANNOYING TREES!"
Next:
Jin Gitaxias is flanked by two of his scientists. Walking down a line of Ptradons and Drakes all phyrexianized to his liking.
Inspect the Ranks3UB
Sorcery
Choose one- Tap any number of artifact creatures you control, then draw cards equal to half the number of creatures tapped this way (round down); or untap all Artifacts you control.
Entwine 1UB This world has fallen into the hands of sadistic masters, and they want their way.
I see- and old knight in battered armor, kneeling and offering his broken sword to a young treefolk (think sapling).
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Strange Inheritence2G
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Imprint - As an additional cost to cast ~ exile a creature card from your graveyard.
The enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has all creature types and abilities of creatures exiled with ~.
Next
A weird towers over a goblin, perhaps a creator, or a victim, of both. It is composed of a dark blue glass-like substance but below its surface red hot, jagged veins pulse.
Or
A minotuar in boros armor slamming down its hoof. This action cracks the pavement and knocks a group of fleeing hoodlums off their feet.
Shockwave2(R/W)
Instant
Radiance - Target creature and all creatures that share a color with it cannot attack or block this turn. "All ya gotta do is put your foot down rookie!"
- Sgt. Kandor "Thunderhoof" Steng
Next: Several of blocks fall down from the sky and begine to form two gigantic statues in the middle of the city. The city seems rather calm as if this was a regular occurrence.
Forced Exaltation2WU
Enchantment
Whenever ~ enters the battlefield name a creature type.
Creatures of the chosen type gain the 'Legendary' rule. The gods all too often chose their favorites to exalt in their patron cities much to the chagrin of their worshippers.
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Next: A black mage kneels in front of an obsidian throne with his shadow sitting in the throne like a king.
Treacherous Delusion Illustration: A black mage kneels in front
of an obsidian throne with his shadow sitting
in the throne like a king.
Sorcery
Target opponent exiles the top seven cards of
his or her library face-down. You may look at
and play each card exiled this way for as long
as it remains exiled.
Next:A heavily armored knight with
sword and shield faces off against a weaponless
monk in white linen clothing.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Planar Chaos was not a mistake neither was it random. You might want to look at it again.
[thread=239793][Game] Level Up - Creature[/thread]
Instant
Split Second
Counter target spell
"Your delusions are tiresome and wasteful. Get to the point or don't do it at all." Lyana, Tolarian Professor
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Next: A black knight and a white knight have clashed swords; the power of their respective mana source pours from the eyelets of their helms.
Legendary Enchantment
White Creatures get +2/+2.
Black Creatures get +2/+2.
Black Creatures can only block White Creatures and White Creatures can only block Black Creatures. Damage dealt to each other cannot be prevented and they can block as if they did not have protection.
Next:
Several dark hands rise out of the swamp. Dragging down several goblins that have decided to try and explore the place. The hands aren't attached to any creature or body except the dark and sticky much of swamp water.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
All creatures get -3/-3 until end of turn. For each creature that dies this turn add B to your mana pool.
The land is hungry and eager to consume
Next:
An agent of the Church in Innistrad holds up a decree to the face of a demon whose face is melting ala Ark of the Covenant style.
Sorcery
Exile target black creature. If that creature was a demon, it's controller loses life equal to it's power.
"We will never again cower in fear of the darkness! Begone foul beast back to the depths where you belong!"
Next:
Several blasts of light erupt from a closed fist as it makes contact into the face of a robotic soldier.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant
Convoke
Destroy target artifact. Crush the Machine deals 2 damage to that artifact's controller or target creature he or she controls.
Next:
A giant husk, perhaps similar in appearance to Megantic Sliver strides across the landscape. Looking closely, we see that it is in fact an enormous living hive, with hundreds of small slivers slithering over its surface.
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Illustration: A giant husk, perhaps similar in
appearance to Megantic Sliver strides across
the landscape. Looking closely, we see that it is
in fact an enormous living hive, with hundreds of
small slivers slithering over its surface.
Creature - Sliver
Sliver creatures you control have " : Put
a 1/1 colorless Sliver creature token onto the
battlefield.
6/6
Next: A weaponless monk in white linen
clothing faces off against a heavily armored
knight with sword and shield.
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
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Creature - Angel
Flying, Haste
When Seraph of the Burning Blade enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to target creature and you gain 3 life.
3/3
Next: Fblthp holding a terrible spear, charging into battle.
Untap two creatures you control. They gain +1/+1 and vigilance until end of turn.
Draw a card
Next:
An old seer is casting bones and as she discards them, they take up the symbol of Yawgmoth.
Sorcery
Scry 3. Then draw three cards. Then you get three poison counters.
"This symbol, I do not know it, yet it fills me with dread unlike anything before." - Hanya, Fortune Teller
Or
Phyrexia Foretold 1BB
Sorcery
Search your library for a black card or a card with infect, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
The day Jin-Gitaxias rediscovered the planar portals seers throughout the multiverse saw only doom.
Next
A knight in shining armor, rimmed with gold, and dazzling in the sunlight seems the paragon of valor. That is except for his pitch-black blade he holds, one steeped in blood.
And/Or
A reflection of the scene above. Except it's a knight in black armor, adorned with spikes and skulls, holding a pristine white blade.
Creature - Human Knight
First Strike, Protection from white
Tel'Adem Oathbreaker is black.
2/2
Redeemed Vagabond BB
Creature - Human Knight
First Strike, Protection from black
Redeemed Vagabond is white.
2/2
Next: A human or elf with glowing white or silver eyes, drawing back a bow to fire. The moon is prominent overhead.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature has Reach.
Whenever ~ deals damage to a werewolf creature, destroy that creature.
Next: An angel is being dragged down and torn to shreds by a large band of Werewolves. Red haze covers their eyes and they feast away tearing the angel limb from limb.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
Each creature deals 1 damage to target creature.
Next: A patchwork zombie with a saw in the place of one of its arms.
Creature - Zombie
Whenever another creature you control dies you may pay 2. If you do exile that creature and put two +1/+1 counters on ~ and regenerate it.
"Experiment 132-B: I grow tired of having to constantly having to repair my creations, so this one will do it itself!" - Vander Keln's Log Book
3/3
Next
A mage in a crowd is walking away having just non-chalantly snapped his fingers. This has resulted in the sap right behind him's head exploding. The crowd looks on in horror giving the mage a wide berth.
Or
A mighty dragon sits on a pile of loot with a talon to its chin in thought, as a person below him holds up a soccer ball sized diamond. The atmosphere may be one of subjugation and appeasement, or merely one of inquiry and trade.
Instant
Split Second
As an additional cost to cast Snapsplode, discard a card.
Snapsplode deals 4 damage to target creature.
Beseech the Dragon R
Sorcery
Search your library for a sorcery with converted mana cost equal to or less than the number of lands in your graveyard, reveal it, put it into your hand, and shuffle your library.
Next: A mechanical faerie sitting in a gutter, examining a small gear.
Artifact Creature - Faerie
Metalcraft - Whenever you control three or more artifacts, ~ has flying and hexproof
1/3
Next: A carriage stops in a snowy forest, its horses stamping the ground nervously.
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control you may uptap target creature you control.
Next
A pyromancer is blasting some poor fellow with flames. Of note is the fire itself which is a medley of colors and hues.
Or
A shot of a wizard of some sort standing stoically seconds after some brute has swung a sword at her. But we see the reason for her calm is that the sword has shattered over her head. Where the sword would have cut her, her skin is black and metallic looking.
Instant
~ deals 3 damage to target creature or player. This damage cannot be prevented.
"Some say blue flames are hotter than red and white is hotter than blue so, I combined all three." Enrakhir, Journeyman Pyromancer
Or
Adamantine SkinRW
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 and indestructible until end of turn.
"Mind over matter. My mind has destroyed your matter." Tuhl, Sylvok Sorceress
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Next: A white mage holds up his hand and a miniature sun appears to be glowing in his palm. Around him is the disintegrating forms of undead.
Sorcery
Exile all zombies and all graveyards.
"Never again shall the dead walk the earth and be disturbed from their eternal rest."
Next:
A large T-Rex partly jutting and plated with Metal being ridden by an Auriok human, charging through a line of Phyrexians.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Auriok Soldier
Trample
Whenever ~ is blocked it gets +2/+2 until end of turn for each creature blocking it.
3/4
"Ten against two? The odds aren't in your favor!" Jehlar, Auriok Cavalry Master
Next:
A giant, in its signature rage, slams two treekin together so hard that they shatter instantly.
Tribal Sorcery - Giant
As an additional cost to play ~, tap a giant you control.
~ deals 6 damage to two target creatures.
"GRUK NO LIKE ANNOYING TREES!"
Next:
Jin Gitaxias is flanked by two of his scientists. Walking down a line of Ptradons and Drakes all phyrexianized to his liking.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
Choose one- Tap any number of artifact creatures you control, then draw cards equal to half the number of creatures tapped this way (round down); or untap all Artifacts you control.
Entwine 1UB
This world has fallen into the hands of sadistic masters, and they want their way.
I see- and old knight in battered armor, kneeling and offering his broken sword to a young treefolk (think sapling).
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Imprint - As an additional cost to cast ~ exile a creature card from your graveyard.
The enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has all creature types and abilities of creatures exiled with ~.
Next
A weird towers over a goblin, perhaps a creator, or a victim, of both. It is composed of a dark blue glass-like substance but below its surface red hot, jagged veins pulse.
Or
A minotuar in boros armor slamming down its hoof. This action cracks the pavement and knocks a group of fleeing hoodlums off their feet.
Instant
Radiance - Target creature and all creatures that share a color with it cannot attack or block this turn.
"All ya gotta do is put your foot down rookie!"
- Sgt. Kandor "Thunderhoof" Steng
Next: Several of blocks fall down from the sky and begine to form two gigantic statues in the middle of the city. The city seems rather calm as if this was a regular occurrence.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Enchantment
Whenever ~ enters the battlefield name a creature type.
Creatures of the chosen type gain the 'Legendary' rule.
The gods all too often chose their favorites to exalt in their patron cities much to the chagrin of their worshippers.
---------
Next: A black mage kneels in front of an obsidian throne with his shadow sitting in the throne like a king.
Illustration: A black mage kneels in front
of an obsidian throne with his shadow sitting
in the throne like a king.
Sorcery
Target opponent exiles the top seven cards of
his or her library face-down. You may look at
and play each card exiled this way for as long
as it remains exiled.
Next: A heavily armored knight with
sword and shield faces off against a weaponless
monk in white linen clothing.
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO