Flavor Text Game - Version 2.0

  • #1
    Here's the flavor text game!~ Basically you make a card based off of the flavor text of the post before yours. If the person before you didn't post a flavor text, just use the same one!

    I'll start us off:

    The tempests' gales struck him hard and fast in the face.
    想いの終わりはないから
    世界中で一人のあなたを守るよ
  • #2
    Capricious Gust RR
    Instant
    Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller has you deal 3 damage to any target creature or player.

    Next - A thousand times I have died, yet only once was I born. What am I?
  • #3
    Presten, Fallen Necromancer
    5BB
    Creature- Human Legend
    Protection from Black, First Strike
    During your upkeep, If this card is in your graveyard, you may sacrifice two Non-token creatures. If you do, return this card to play.
    5/5
    A thousand times I have died, yet only once was I born. What am I?

    Next: On silent wings they come. Fear them.
    OMG Hewo wittle fishy! OMG

  • #4
    Quote from Lat-Nam »
    Presten, Fallen Necromancer
    5BB
    Creature- Human Legend
    Protection from Black, First Strike
    During your upkeep, If this card is in your graveyard, you may sacrifice two Non-token creatures. If you do, return this card to play.
    5/5
    A thousand times I have died, yet only once was I born. What am I?

    Next: On silent wings they come. Fear them.


    Unheard Scepter 3:symu: black mana
    Flying, Fear
    Whenever Unheard Scepter Deals damage target player discards a card
    2/3

    A sole Soilder remained after the Semple
  • #5
    What on earth is a Semple?
  • #6
    Semple of Oblivion
    2BB
    Sorcery
    Each player sacrifices all but one creature.
    A sole Soilder remained after the Semple


    "Oh, I could fight blindfolded, but that wouldn't be fair to you."
  • #7
    Blindfold 2
    Artifact - Equipment

    Equiped creature has Shadow

    Equip 2

    "If I knew it was going to be this kind of party I'd have stuck my Sword in the pile of dead Goblins."
    Where to I was once the purveyor of much merryment, now I'm just a complete bastard.
  • #8
    Killroy, the unstoppable- 6RB
    Legendary creature- giant
    If a creature with power less then Killroy, the unstoppable blocks killroy, the unstoppable destroy that creature before combat damage is dealt.
    6/6
    "if I knew it was going to be this kind of party i'd have stuck my sword in the pile of dead goblins"

    "He knew from the start that he was a special beeble."
  • #9
    Pinky
    4:symu:
    Creature- Beeble Legend
    Pinky is unblockable as long as target opponet controls a permanent
    3/3
    He knew from the start that he was a special beeble.

    Next:
    "We drove our axes into it a thousand times, impaled it with every arrow we had, threw rocks, and even set it on fire at LEAST twice. After all that, it just looked at us and cocked it's head, amused at our efforts. I need a drink..."
    Last edited by Lat-Nam: 1/9/2005 7:49:15 PM
    OMG Hewo wittle fishy! OMG

  • #10
    Tempered Colossus - :5mana::symr::symr::symr::symr:
    Creature -- Beast
    Trample
    Prevent all damage that would be done to Tempered Colossus.
    "We drove our axes into it a thousand times, impaled it with every arrow we had, threw rocks, and even set it on fire at LEAST twice. After all that, it just looked at us and cocked it's head, amused at our efforts. I need a drink..."
    9/9

    Next flavor text:
    The small beast's efforts were rewarded by a slap to the head.
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  • #11
    Oak-Bark, Chosen Squirrel 2G
    Legendary Creature-Squirrel
    Indestructible
    1/1
    "We drove our axes into it a thousand times, impaled it with every arrow we had, threw rocks, and even set it on fire at LEAST twice. After all that, it just looked at us and cocked its head, amused at our efforts. I need a drink..."

    ~~
    "There's your man. No, not that one. Not that one, either. Wait, yes, it was that one. Oh, what's the difference anyway?"

  • #12
    Cutting Wires 1RR
    Sorcery
    Destroy target artifact creature you control. Add X mana to your mana pool, where X is that creature's power.
    "There's your man. No, not that one. Not that one, either. Wait, yes, it was that one. Oh, what's the difference anyway?"

    "In the darkest of nights, their passion was a star..."
    想いの終わりはないから
    世界中で一人のあなたを守るよ
  • #13
    :slant: Thanks for not bumping my thread of this, which already exists. :slant:

    Love's Light 1WW
    Enchantment
    When ~ comes into play, put a love counter on two target creatures you control.
    Creatures with love counters on him/her have Protection from Black.
    Whenever a creature with a love counter goes to a graveyard from play, creature's with love counters on them get +2/+2. Sacrifice them and ~ at EOT.
    "In the darkest of nights, their passion was a star..."

    No moons setting
    Just another sun
    Now I just betting
    This won't be fun

    (\__/)
    (o_o)
    (>Cookie
    Extendo-Sig
  • #14
    Dawn of the End :3mana::symw::symb:
    At end of turn, all players sacrifice all creatures.
    No moons setting
    Just another sun
    Now I just betting
    This won't be fun


    That which has happened is useless,
    that which happens now is useless,
    that which is going to happen is useless,
    against this kind of foe
    You'll bend to my will- with or without your precious sanity.

  • #15
    Domination Arcana - :2mana::symu::symu:
    Instant
    If a spell was countered this turn, this spell costs :2mana::symu: less to play.
    Counter the next spell that would be played by target opponent.
    That which has happened is useless,
    that which happens now is useless,

    that which is going to happen is useless,
    against this kind of foe

    "Oops"
  • #16
    Misfire
    U
    Instant
    Target spell you don't control that would target you, targets its controller instead.
    "Oops."


    "No kami shall pass through these gates, not until I fall."
  • #17
    City safekeeper 1WW
    Vigilance,Protection from Kami
    2/3


    "Death awaits you..."




  • #18
    Teratoss, School of Necromancy
    Legendary Land
    T, Pay 1 life, sacrifice a creature: Add :symb::symb::symb: to your mana pool
    T, sacrifice two non-token creatures: Place a creature from your graveyard directly into play.
    "Death awaits you..."

    Next:
    "And they said it would be FUN..."
    OMG Hewo wittle fishy! OMG

  • #19
    Goblin Trampoline 2 mana
    Artifact
    :2mana:: Target creature you control with a power less than 3 gains flying until end of turn. Destroy that creature at the end of combat.
    "And they said it would be FUN"

    "Uh...waiter? This isn't what I ordered!"
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  • #20
    Champions of Kamigawa - :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:
    Legendary Creature - Samurai
    Bushido 0
    During your upkeep, try to pronounce the name of target permanent. If you cannot, you lose half your life rounded down. If you laugh while reading a rediculous word, destroy all cards from the set Champions of Kamigawa.
    "And they said it would be FUN..." -Saddened Gamer
    1/1

    Next:
    "Does it tickle?"
  • #21
    Fly in Soup
    Instant - End of the World
    Put a Fly token in target players soup. If that player eats the fly, he or she loses the game. If he or she notices the fly, you get banned from the restaurant. (real fly tokens advised)
    "Uh...waiter? This isn't what I ordered!"

    Squee ate the insect, but next day, Squee didn't feel so well at all.
    You'll bend to my will- with or without your precious sanity.

  • #22
    Ooh The Little Cream-Filled Kind green mana black mana black mana
    Instant
    Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
    At the beginning of that creature's controller's next upkeep, Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
    Squee ate the insect, but next day, Squee didn't feel so well at all.

    Chunk thwacka whump WHUMP!
    Chunk thwacka whump WHUMP!
  • #23
    Goblin Icecream Maker - 2 mana
    Artifact - Equipment
    :symr:: Equipped creature gains protection from a color of your choice until end of turn.
    Equip 0 mana
    Chunk thwacka whump WHUMP!
    Chunk thwacka whump WHUMP!

    Why do we send them to their deaths father?
    Because then, there will be more fodder for our spells.
    "If your the sum of your experiences, what does it mean if you can't add?"

    "Are you ok?"
    "Does it look like I'm ok? I just fell down a well!!!"
  • #24
    Hopeless Cause
    1BW
    Instant
    Each attacking creature you control gets +2/+0.
    At the end of combat, destroy all creatures that attacked this turn.
    Why do we send them to their deaths father?
    Because then, there will be more fodder for our spells.

    Next
    "I am unrivaled in my skill for my father taught me the art well. If only he had taught me how to control the living too..." -Presten, Fallen Necromancer
    OMG Hewo wittle fishy! OMG

  • #25
    Gloomcrusher 5GG
    Creature - Wurm
    Trample
    <This> costs 1 less to play for each black permanent an opponent controls.
    "I am unrivaled in my skill for my father taught me the art well. If only he had taught me how to control the living too..." -Presten, Fallen Necromancer
    6/6

    Why learn when others can do that for you?
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