Rapid Torrents2UUU
Sorcery
Destroy all non-blue creatures. They can't be regenerated this turn. Little did the water sage know that his assignment to fill a glass of water was more than successful.
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Time Sink4U
[U]Sorcery[/U] [u]
Exile target permanent. Return it to the battlefield at the beginning of the fifth end step from now. "Let's take a breather."
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Like I said, I can only go by my own experience, which is now 18 years. Kind of disheartening when you think you know something and you find out that you're a notch below a low grade moron.
Undertow Portal UU
Enchantment (R)
Vanishing 8 UU, Remove X time counters from Undertow Portal: Exile target attacking creature with converted mana cost X. UU, Exile two Islands you control: Put two time counters on Undertow Portal.
When Undertow Portal leaves the battlefield, return each card exiled with it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
GideonJur@: Calling this blue is crazy.
Atrius: I love Hellfire, and I understand the flavor, but once again, crazy.
Brofaux: Sort of blue, but this way too undercosted.
Summon_Legend: Is actually blue, but big memory issues.
void_nothing: Oh my god. Actually, I like the "retro convoluted rare" feel to this, and once I thought about it for a while, this plays pretty well.
Winner: void_nothing
Next Challenge: Legendary noncreature
Void of the Elders
Legendary Land - [R]
:symtap:: add to your mana pool.
:3mana::symw::symb:, :symtap:: Exile Target Creature. Since their ascension, the Elders have used the temporal disturbance as their personal sanctuary of judgement.
Worshiper's Altar3
Legendary Artifact T, Sacrifice X nontoken creatures:Put X charge counters on ~.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a life counter on a creature.
Creatures you control with life counters on them get +X/+X where X is the number of charge counters on ~.
Creatures your opponents control with life counters on them get -X/-X for each charge counter on ~.
Yamivayan Blessing3GG
Legendary Enchantment
Creatures you control get +X/+X and trample, where X is the greatest base power among creatures you control.
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Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Balboz, The Lamp-Trapped
Legendary Artifact
Whenever you are the target of an instant or sorcery spell, put a charge counter on Balboz III, The Lamp-Trapped.
At the end of turn, if Balboz III has 6 or more charge counters on it, remove them then transform it.
---------- TRANSFORMATION ------ Balboz, Quendor Archmage
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
:symtap:, Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: The next instant or sorcery spell you cast costs less to cast, where X is the mana cost of the exiled card.
2/2
Not sure if the transformed side disqualifies my entry, but for all purposes (searching, countering etc) it's not a creature unless it transforms.
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Zox7 Legendary Artifact 4: Target nonland permanent becomes legendary until end of turn. 3: You control target legendary permanent as long as it's tapped. 2, Sacrifice a nonlegendary permanent: Draw a card.
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You're lucky I'm not at all sensitive to brand management or I'd be filing a cease & desist letter.
at whom is your fu(h)ror directed?
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A Cease and Desist Letter4
Legendary Artifact (R) ,T: End the turn. (Exile all spells and abilities on the stack, including this card. The player whose turn it is discards down to his or her maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.) For use only in case of copyright infringement or fashion emergency
We are on C, no? (Although I realize we are lacking an A...)
Cease and Desist Letter4
Legendary Artifact (R) ,T: End the turn. (Exile all spells and abilities on the stack, including this card. The player whose turn it is discards down to his or her maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.) For use only in case of copyright infringement or fashion emergency
IIW: More troll
There is no A, and the B entry is disqualified, so so is this.
Reviving this crap. I coulda sworn I had already judged this.
GrickyTimmick - This kind of repeatable removal on an ability of the hardest-to-removal permanent type is way, way too good.
GideonJur@ - This is too complex and uses too many counter types, to be honest.
Atogaholic - Sort of trying too hard to appeal to Johnny. This is a worse design than Hatching Plans, since there's no other way of using it except with sacrifice, and it hurts you for as long as you keep it around. Nobody would want to open this card.
Brofaux - "Base power" isn't a thing, it's "Yavimaya" and not the way you spelled it, and you are suspended.
Atrius - Relearn the Alphabet Song and get back to us.
Summon_Legend - Strange. Rather like a Memnarch for legendaries. Best of the lot.
Atogaholic - This is a joke entry, yes? Anyhow, this is broken; it's a hard lock on turn 7 or earlier since you can just end all of your opponents' turns.
Winner: Summon_Legend. Challenge: "loosing [sic] my religion"
Broken Idol3W
Tribal Artifact - Cleric
Cleric creatures you control get +2/-1 and have vigilance and fervency 3. They may attack one additional time each turn for each other Cleric you control, to a maximum of three additional attacks.
Sudden Recovery3W
Instant
Faith (As you cast this spell, you may tap any number of white creatures you control. This spell costs less to cast for each creature tapped this way.)
Choose one - Remove all poison counters from target player; or remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature.
Complete Rejection1BB
Sorcery
For each creature each player controls, that player gives a random opponent control of that creature. "The gods this claims to follow are nothing but a load. I say, we fight his tyranny! For Truth!"
IIW: cards that affect Soulbond, but do not have it.
Sorcery
Destroy all non-blue creatures. They can't be regenerated this turn.
Little did the water sage know that his assignment to fill a glass of water was more than successful.
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Sorcery
Target creature's owner shuffles it into his or her library.
A body in the sea is a body that will never be.
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
[U]Sorcery[/U] [u]
Exile target permanent. Return it to the battlefield at the beginning of the fifth end step from now.
"Let's take a breather."
iiw: uptown ghouls
Enchantment (R)
Vanishing 8
UU, Remove X time counters from Undertow Portal: Exile target attacking creature with converted mana cost X.
UU, Exile two Islands you control: Put two time counters on Undertow Portal.
When Undertow Portal leaves the battlefield, return each card exiled with it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
IIW: Legendary noncreature.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
GideonJur@: Calling this blue is crazy.
Atrius: I love Hellfire, and I understand the flavor, but once again, crazy.
Brofaux: Sort of blue, but this way too undercosted.
Summon_Legend: Is actually blue, but big memory issues.
void_nothing: Oh my god. Actually, I like the "retro convoluted rare" feel to this, and once I thought about it for a while, this plays pretty well.
Winner: void_nothing
Next Challenge: Legendary noncreature
Legendary Land - [R]
:symtap:: add to your mana pool.
:3mana::symw::symb:, :symtap:: Exile Target Creature.
Since their ascension, the Elders have used the temporal disturbance as their personal sanctuary of judgement.
IIW: Multicolored Instant/Sorcery
Legendary Artifact
T, Sacrifice X nontoken creatures:Put X charge counters on ~.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a life counter on a creature.
Creatures you control with life counters on them get +X/+X where X is the number of charge counters on ~.
Creatures your opponents control with life counters on them get -X/-X for each charge counter on ~.
IIW: Blood
Legendary Enchantment
Creatures you control get +X/+X and trample, where X is the greatest base power among creatures you control.
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Legendary Artifact
Whenever you are the target of an instant or sorcery spell, put a charge counter on Balboz III, The Lamp-Trapped.
At the end of turn, if Balboz III has 6 or more charge counters on it, remove them then transform it.
---------- TRANSFORMATION ------
Balboz, Quendor Archmage
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
:symtap:, Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: The next instant or sorcery spell you cast costs less to cast, where X is the mana cost of the exiled card.
2/2
Not sure if the transformed side disqualifies my entry, but for all purposes (searching, countering etc) it's not a creature unless it transforms.
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Legendary Artifact
4: Target nonland permanent becomes legendary until end of turn.
3: You control target legendary permanent as long as it's tapped.
2, Sacrifice a nonlegendary permanent: Draw a card.
iiw: loosing [sic] my religion
at whom is your fu(h)ror directed?
A Cease and Desist Letter 4
Legendary Artifact (R)
,T: End the turn. (Exile all spells and abilities on the stack, including this card. The player whose turn it is discards down to his or her maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.)
For use only in case of copyright infringement or fashion emergency
IIW: More troll
There is no A, and the B entry is disqualified, so so is this.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
K, fix'd in edit.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
GrickyTimmick - This kind of repeatable removal on an ability of the hardest-to-removal permanent type is way, way too good.
GideonJur@ - This is too complex and uses too many counter types, to be honest.
Atogaholic - Sort of trying too hard to appeal to Johnny. This is a worse design than Hatching Plans, since there's no other way of using it except with sacrifice, and it hurts you for as long as you keep it around. Nobody would want to open this card.
Brofaux - "Base power" isn't a thing, it's "Yavimaya" and not the way you spelled it, and you are suspended.
Atrius - Relearn the Alphabet Song and get back to us.
Summon_Legend - Strange. Rather like a Memnarch for legendaries. Best of the lot.
Atogaholic - This is a joke entry, yes? Anyhow, this is broken; it's a hard lock on turn 7 or earlier since you can just end all of your opponents' turns.
Winner: Summon_Legend. Challenge: "loosing [sic] my religion"
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Tribal Artifact - Cleric
Cleric creatures you control get +2/-1 and have vigilance and fervency 3. They may attack one additional time each turn for each other Cleric you control, to a maximum of three additional attacks.
IIW: Blood
Wait, what? This "B, S" is a load of BS.
Sorcery
For each creature each player controls, that player gives a random opponent control of that creature.
"The gods this claims to follow are nothing but a load. I say, we fight his tyranny! For Truth!"
IIW: cards that affect Soulbond, but do not have it.
Ashamed of posts from years ago.
What do you mean?
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You win target thread. If you aren't Atrius, Atrius wins that thread instead.
"Wait, can you actually win a thread?" - Atrius.