Edict of Materialism2BB Sorcery {R}
Target creature's controller loses life equal to the number of creatures he or she controls, then that player sacrifices a creature.
Curse of Monotony2BB Enchantment - Aura {R}
Enchant player
Creatures enchanted player controls loses all abilities. Yixlid Jailer + Tarmogoyf in graveyard
Ability Amulet3 Artifact {R} 3, T: For each creature you control, you may activate an ability of that creature once this turn as though that ability hasn't been activated this turn.
Boomerang FlowerU Artifact {R}
~ enters the battlefield with three boomerang counters on it. 3U, T, Remove a boomerang counter from ~: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
When ~ has no boomerang counters on it, you may pay 3U. If you do, return it to your hand. If you don't, sacrifice it.
Salve of PreventionW Instant {C}
Choose one -- You gain 3 life; or reduce the damage dealt to you by a source of your choice this turn by 3. (The second mode is not a prevention effect.)
Igneous Golem3RR Creature - Golem {U} (formerly C)
Awaken 3RR (formerly 1RR) (You may play this face-down as a land with "T: Add 1 to your mana pool." Awaken this any time for its awaken cost.)
When ~ enters the battlefield or awakens, destroy target land.
4/4
How to use card tags (please use them for everybody's sanity)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
I don't like Igneous Golem at common. It's like a Rock Jockey with +1/+1 that enters tapped if you pay RR or untapped if you pay 1RR, and destroys a land.
Turn 3, play him as a land, tap him for mana, awaken. Boom, now your opponent loses their land drop too, but you have a 4/4 and didn't lose any actual lands.
In retrospect, I have no idea what I was thinking about Igneous Golem. Will adjust accordingly.
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How to use card tags (please use them for everybody's sanity)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
The Boomerang flower is very weak for a rare. 3U to Unsummon is very underwhelming. Even if this hit lands and other permanents it probably would still be unplayable. I'd be very upset if I pulled this as my rare in a pack. I also don't understand the flavor, why is this an artifact?
Sorcery {R}
Target creature's controller loses life equal to the number of creatures he or she controls, then that player sacrifices a creature.
Curse of Monotony 2BB
Enchantment - Aura {R}
Enchant player
Creatures enchanted player controls loses all abilities.
Yixlid Jailer + Tarmogoyf in graveyard
Ability Amulet 3
Artifact {R}
3, T: For each creature you control, you may activate an ability of that creature once this turn as though that ability hasn't been activated this turn.
Boomerang Flower U
Artifact {R}
~ enters the battlefield with three boomerang counters on it.
3U, T, Remove a boomerang counter from ~: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
When ~ has no boomerang counters on it, you may pay 3U. If you do, return it to your hand. If you don't, sacrifice it.
Salve of Prevention W
Instant {C}
Choose one -- You gain 3 life; or reduce the damage dealt to you by a source of your choice this turn by 3. (The second mode is not a prevention effect.)
Igneous Golem 3RR
Creature - Golem {U} (formerly C)
Awaken 3RR (formerly 1RR) (You may play this face-down as a land with "T: Add 1 to your mana pool." Awaken this any time for its awaken cost.)
When ~ enters the battlefield or awakens, destroy target land.
4/4
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Turn 3, play him as a land, tap him for mana, awaken. Boom, now your opponent loses their land drop too, but you have a 4/4 and didn't lose any actual lands.
"Sometimes, the situation is outracing a threat, sometimes it's ignoring it, and sometimes it involves sideboarding in 4x Hope//Pray." --Doug Linn
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
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