I'm writing a birthday gift for a friend, she's a huge fan of all the things mentioned. If anyone wants to help strengthen the argument it would be great, this is just a funnsy thing. Proof-reading is nice, fact checking is fine, strong points are great. Thanks. Ignore the Formatting, it's fine in word, but pasting into a forum destroys formatting. Argument is as follows:
Foreward: I intend to prove to you, (friend), that Jareth from The Labyrinth could have realistically climbed upon the Millenium Falcon to become Ziggy Stardust. I realize that this was not the original authors intent(s) but I feel that I can compose a compelling argument.
The starting point, as an solid argument must have is through E.T., as you know, E.T., who was an extraterrestrial was created by Steven Spieldberg, loved Reese's Pieces, etc, etc. A more common fact about him is that when Jar Jar Binks was addressing the senate in the prequels to starwars, not specifically "E.T." but his "species" were one of the species also represented as one of the podiums. The reason for this is that George Lucas and Stephen Spieldberg are old friends, they went as far as to make a bet about if or if not George Lucas would make any money off of Star Wars, George Lucas won that beat, heartily.
However, because the "E.T.s" are in Star Wars, that places them, and E.T. into a universe where Han Solo, Chewbacca, Yoda, even Boba exist.
Now you might be thinking to yourself, what does that matter? Realistically, we could be in that same universe. It's a huge place, anything is possible. Well, Ms. (friend), what if I were to tell you that E.T. actually knows Han Solo and Chewbacca?
E.T. makes an appearance in comic book story published in the Summer 1983. He doesn't speak or take part in the story, but appears to be a part of the crew of the Millenium Falcon from Star Wars. That's correct, I know, mind blow. E.T. was on the Millenium Falcon. He does in fact know them.
What's that you say? That's not enough proof? One comic book? In a Sesame Street New flash Martians descend onto old McDonalds farm, Kermit addresses them saying... "E.T.?".
If you need more, and I dont blame you, E.T. existing in our universe is great, so all the proof you want can be provided. E.T. made an appearance in the 1984 episode of "What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up" where Kermit and Miss Piggy imagine themselves as movie stars, Kermit, as a taxi driver, picks up E.T., E.T. asks him for a "ride home"
Oh, he was also in the muppets Earth Day Special as straight up E.T., I probably should have lead with that, destroys the argument that he is in our universe. Also in the Star Wars universe.
So now we know that E.T. is around. That's great, who the **** cares? Who cares about E.T.? I am trying to convince you that a long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away , David ****in' Bowie hopped on to a starship. Oh...*****, I just did, long, long, ago.... galaxy... far far away... So it actually is our universe, the base premise of Star Wars places them in our universe (dont worry, I will reinforce that) But first we need to set a premise. What is long long ago? I could go to work and start off early, I might eat a snack, come 1pm, I am hungry, I havent ate since 7AM, long...long..ago. Star Wars was created in the 70's, if I can accurately and proficiently call a few hours long, long, ago I think a solid decade is okay. Despite not having a solid time stamp, we can place Drew Barrymore and E.T. as being born around in the 80's, we're not going to follow Drew Barrymore after this point, because I hate her and she's a terrible person. E.T. existed in the 80's, do you have any guesses who else existed in the 80's? It starts with a Z and ends with iggy Stardust.
Yeah yeah yeah, you're probably thinking by now that this is a long winded explanation about how David Bowie existed in the real world, and technically E.T. Did, and he also existed in the Star Wars. What the **** does that have to do with Jareth? That was the goal right? To show that Jareth, specifically, existed, and became Ziggy Stardust.
Well, first and foremost, I am going to start with the weakest, but most fun point of information. George Lucas was on hand for the first day of filming The Labyrinth and surprised the cast and crew by arranging for Darth Vader to hand Jim Henson a good luck card.
It's not a huge point of proof, but you need to understand that Vader ******* met Jareth. Vader met Ludo. Vader met mother****in' Hoggle. Vader was there.
Oh... *****, Ludo.
We have Vader in the Star Wars universe now, which is linked to ours through the E.T. Universe, but thats kind of a weak reference point. It's a point on to a point which is really a strawman argument.
Except Ludo shook hands with Princess Diana. Thats right, the video I showed you a month ago actively brings Ludo into our Universe. Ludo can't exist without the entire cast being there as well. Jareth is in our Universe. By extension, Jareth is in our universe, where E.T. already exists. E.T. already exists, and climbed aboard the Millenium Falcon. Jareth resides in the same universe as Star Wars.
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Foreward: I intend to prove to you, (friend), that Jareth from The Labyrinth could have realistically climbed upon the Millenium Falcon to become Ziggy Stardust. I realize that this was not the original authors intent(s) but I feel that I can compose a compelling argument.
The starting point, as an solid argument must have is through E.T., as you know, E.T., who was an extraterrestrial was created by Steven Spieldberg, loved Reese's Pieces, etc, etc. A more common fact about him is that when Jar Jar Binks was addressing the senate in the prequels to starwars, not specifically "E.T." but his "species" were one of the species also represented as one of the podiums. The reason for this is that George Lucas and Stephen Spieldberg are old friends, they went as far as to make a bet about if or if not George Lucas would make any money off of Star Wars, George Lucas won that beat, heartily.
However, because the "E.T.s" are in Star Wars, that places them, and E.T. into a universe where Han Solo, Chewbacca, Yoda, even Boba exist.
Now you might be thinking to yourself, what does that matter? Realistically, we could be in that same universe. It's a huge place, anything is possible. Well, Ms. (friend), what if I were to tell you that E.T. actually knows Han Solo and Chewbacca?
E.T. makes an appearance in comic book story published in the Summer 1983. He doesn't speak or take part in the story, but appears to be a part of the crew of the Millenium Falcon from Star Wars. That's correct, I know, mind blow. E.T. was on the Millenium Falcon. He does in fact know them.
What's that you say? That's not enough proof? One comic book? In a Sesame Street New flash Martians descend onto old McDonalds farm, Kermit addresses them saying... "E.T.?".
If you need more, and I dont blame you, E.T. existing in our universe is great, so all the proof you want can be provided. E.T. made an appearance in the 1984 episode of "What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up" where Kermit and Miss Piggy imagine themselves as movie stars, Kermit, as a taxi driver, picks up E.T., E.T. asks him for a "ride home"
Oh, he was also in the muppets Earth Day Special as straight up E.T., I probably should have lead with that, destroys the argument that he is in our universe. Also in the Star Wars universe.
So now we know that E.T. is around. That's great, who the **** cares? Who cares about E.T.? I am trying to convince you that a long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away , David ****in' Bowie hopped on to a starship. Oh...*****, I just did, long, long, ago.... galaxy... far far away... So it actually is our universe, the base premise of Star Wars places them in our universe (dont worry, I will reinforce that) But first we need to set a premise. What is long long ago? I could go to work and start off early, I might eat a snack, come 1pm, I am hungry, I havent ate since 7AM, long...long..ago. Star Wars was created in the 70's, if I can accurately and proficiently call a few hours long, long, ago I think a solid decade is okay. Despite not having a solid time stamp, we can place Drew Barrymore and E.T. as being born around in the 80's, we're not going to follow Drew Barrymore after this point, because I hate her and she's a terrible person. E.T. existed in the 80's, do you have any guesses who else existed in the 80's? It starts with a Z and ends with iggy Stardust.
Yeah yeah yeah, you're probably thinking by now that this is a long winded explanation about how David Bowie existed in the real world, and technically E.T. Did, and he also existed in the Star Wars. What the **** does that have to do with Jareth? That was the goal right? To show that Jareth, specifically, existed, and became Ziggy Stardust.
Well, first and foremost, I am going to start with the weakest, but most fun point of information. George Lucas was on hand for the first day of filming The Labyrinth and surprised the cast and crew by arranging for Darth Vader to hand Jim Henson a good luck card.
It's not a huge point of proof, but you need to understand that Vader ******* met Jareth. Vader met Ludo. Vader met mother****in' Hoggle. Vader was there.
Oh... *****, Ludo.
We have Vader in the Star Wars universe now, which is linked to ours through the E.T. Universe, but thats kind of a weak reference point. It's a point on to a point which is really a strawman argument.
Except Ludo shook hands with Princess Diana. Thats right, the video I showed you a month ago actively brings Ludo into our Universe. Ludo can't exist without the entire cast being there as well. Jareth is in our Universe. By extension, Jareth is in our universe, where E.T. already exists. E.T. already exists, and climbed aboard the Millenium Falcon. Jareth resides in the same universe as Star Wars.