So during dinner today, I ate a bit too much and I had heartburn after. I then lay down on the couch and my mum walked by and asked me what was wrong. My reply? "I have a little bit of heartbeat":-/
I'm sure this is not the first time this has happened to me, nor would I be the first person to accidentaly use a Magic term. Anyone else have similar experiences?
iam wierd with stuff like that i have thouth many of times in regular life does that person have enough mana to do that or hey wasnt my turn and after a tuournemant i will say my turn or go ahead sr
Once, the day after I pulled an all nighter to finish a project for school, I started thinking of everything in magic terms. It was really creepy. For example, I was watching a movie, and some girl had a problem (which costed 5GG somehow...) and her brother was going to help her, but I thought he couldn't because he required 2 red mana to do that, and there was no red in the deck... Then I realized it was just a movie and I was going insane... I was fine the next day after a good night's sleep, though.
hahahaha i almost always use magic euphamisms when talking about stuff. like the amount of times ive used the words beatdown, countered, and stifled since i started playing again (about 3 years ago) has risen dramatically. its actually quite funny >_<
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I often incoporate magic terms, slang, and card names into everyday conversation (both with magic afficianados and the average layperson). It's my own sad little in-joke
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few sure-fire signs you're playing too much Magic:
1. You're badly neglecting other addictions, such as cigarettes, intercourse, and myspace
2. You see a very unattractive woman and see the words 'Ew, an Uthden Troll' blaze across your psyche
3. You stayed up 4 nights in a row past 5am not playtesting, but simply organizing your entire 22,000+ card pile of commons and uncommons by color and set... all because somebody at FNM said something innocent like, 'Hey, got any Annex's from Onslaught?' (is guilty)
4. You'd rather find yourself touching a playset of pre-release Avatars of Discord than a pair of firm natural boobies (sorry girls)
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Since i began playing to much magic, absolutely everything can be teched, and tech has generally replaced cool, tight, sweet, and all other synonyms in my vocabulary.
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Today I got a nasty reminder that I am in fact a magic: the gathering nerd...
(girl on phone) "Hey wanna go see (fill in name of movie she mentioned that I was completely ignoring) this Saturday night? My parents aren't home all weekend..."
(me) "Aww, how about Friday? Saturday I'm gunna be at the Dissension Pre-Release tourney"
(girl) "At the what?"
(me) "it's a magic tournament, I'm psyched, the new set looks -"
(her) "-that's fine, whatever. I'm busy Friday night, but I'll call you if somethin' changes."
(Me, unashamed) "Okay cool, sounds good. Talk to you then."
(girl hangs up without saying goodbye)
...If that isn't a sign I'm playing too much magic, NOTHING is.
EDIT: Thought of another one while I was laying out my clothes for the Dissension pre-release.
"If you lay out your clothes for a pre-release"
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Mr. Fu, your leaving of MTGnews' humor forum killed it. KILLLED IT!
(girl on phone) "Hey wanna go see (fill in name of movie she mentioned that I was completely ignoring) this Saturday night? My parents aren't home all weekend..."
(me) "Aww, how about Friday? Saturday I'm gunna be at the Dissension Pre-Release tourney"
(girl) "At the what?"
(me) "it's a magic tournament, I'm psyched, the new set looks -"
(her) "-that's fine, whatever. I'm busy Friday night, but I'll call you if somethin' changes."
(Me, unashamed) "Okay cool, sounds good. Talk to you then."
(girl hangs up without saying goodbye)
Wow man. Passing up a potential chance of getting laid to go to a pre-release???? Whatever you have to do man. Hope it was worth it.
I like using 'In response' to anything that happens to me in Magic and IRL. Sad, very sad!
Haha yea me too. The other day this guy asked this girl I like to Prom and I kept thinking that I could ask in response and she'd go with me....
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I often incoporate magic terms, slang, and card names into everyday conversation (both with magic afficianados and the average layperson). It's my own sad little in-joke
Haha yea so true. I call things that are stupid "Jank" without thinking about it.
few sure-fire signs you're playing too much Magic:
1. You're badly neglecting other addictions, such as cigarettes, intercourse, and myspace
2. You see a very unattractive woman and see the words 'Ew, an Uthden Troll' blaze across your psyche
3. You stayed up 4 nights in a row past 5am not playtesting, but simply organizing your entire 22,000+ card pile of commons and uncommons by color and set... all because somebody at FNM said something innocent like, 'Hey, got any Annex's from Onslaught?' (is guilty)
4. You'd rather find yourself touching a playset of pre-release Avatars of Discord than a pair of firm natural boobies (sorry girls)
QFT, especially the 1st one. So I started slowing down the Magic playing to make way for the intercourse, smokes, and MySpace.
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Wow man. Passing up a potential chance of getting laid to go to a pre-release???? Whatever you have to do man. Hope it was worth it.
Let's see... hopefully she still doesn't know that I've been hooking up with her sister... and I brought home a Juzam Djinn and 3 extra dissension packs from the pre-release. Heck yeah it was worth it =) (I woulda ditched that particular girl for FNM )
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Yea, one day I went around and kept asking if it was my turn...I play too often, and I modify eery night...I have issues...Also I have the ability to be in a conversation and mod my deck mentally at the same time: until someone says a name of a card and throws me off.
Why ***...just use Engineered Plague...saves time and its more permanant.
There's another sign that you play too much Magic: you correct people when they try to use card effects in real life--about which card's effect to use.
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I'm sure this is not the first time this has happened to me, nor would I be the first person to accidentaly use a Magic term. Anyone else have similar experiences?
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1. You're badly neglecting other addictions, such as cigarettes, intercourse, and myspace
2. You see a very unattractive woman and see the words 'Ew, an Uthden Troll' blaze across your psyche
3. You stayed up 4 nights in a row past 5am not playtesting, but simply organizing your entire 22,000+ card pile of commons and uncommons by color and set... all because somebody at FNM said something innocent like, 'Hey, got any Annex's from Onslaught?' (is guilty)
4. You'd rather find yourself touching a playset of pre-release Avatars of Discord than a pair of firm natural boobies (sorry girls)
~In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.~
Fu's Cab - Retired! ||| Trade thread dead for now; returning soon!
One day I will alt. art my Jace, The Mind Sculptors into 'Mentok! The Mind Takers!'
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(girl on phone) "Hey wanna go see (fill in name of movie she mentioned that I was completely ignoring) this Saturday night? My parents aren't home all weekend..."
(me) "Aww, how about Friday? Saturday I'm gunna be at the Dissension Pre-Release tourney"
(girl) "At the what?"
(me) "it's a magic tournament, I'm psyched, the new set looks -"
(her) "-that's fine, whatever. I'm busy Friday night, but I'll call you if somethin' changes."
(Me, unashamed) "Okay cool, sounds good. Talk to you then."
(girl hangs up without saying goodbye)
...If that isn't a sign I'm playing too much magic, NOTHING is.
EDIT: Thought of another one while I was laying out my clothes for the Dissension pre-release.
"If you lay out your clothes for a pre-release"
~In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.~
Fu's Cab - Retired! ||| Trade thread dead for now; returning soon!
One day I will alt. art my Jace, The Mind Sculptors into 'Mentok! The Mind Takers!'
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Wow man. Passing up a potential chance of getting laid to go to a pre-release???? Whatever you have to do man. Hope it was worth it.
Haha yea so true. I call things that are stupid "Jank" without thinking about it.
QFT, especially the 1st one. So I started slowing down the Magic playing to make way for the intercourse, smokes, and MySpace.
Ex-Magic Rules Advisor10/3/13 Once again I join the elite ranks of
Magic Rules Advisors...
I sell things on Ebay rarely. Look at them.
Let's see... hopefully she still doesn't know that I've been hooking up with her sister... and I brought home a Juzam Djinn and 3 extra dissension packs from the pre-release. Heck yeah it was worth it =) (I woulda ditched that particular girl for FNM )
~In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.~
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There's another sign that you play too much Magic: you correct people when they try to use card effects in real life--about which card's effect to use.