Take control of target permanent. Offer to sell it to the owner for an amount equal to the number of letters in its name*$1. If they refuse, try to sell it to all nearby people for that amount+$5. If no-one has accepted by then, you may then pay the owner the original amount. You now own that card. If you do not pay the owner, rip up the card.
I have it on good authority that the Phyrexians are going to win. However, Venser is then going to teleport the whole of New Phyrexia inside the Zendikar Hedrons, leaving the Phyrexians and Eldrazi trapped in an eternal struggle of the mechanics that nobody likes.
The next set will feature both infect and annihilator, and be called Maro'sWetDreamia. It will also feature a new Jace, to ensure that it sells well.
I have it on good authority that the Phyrexians are going to win. However, Venser is then going to teleport the whole of New Phyrexia inside the Zendikar Hedrons, leaving the Phyrexians and Eldrazi trapped in an eternal struggle of the mechanics that nobody likes.
The next set will feature both infect and annihilator, and be called Maro'sWetDreamia. It will also feature a new Jace, to ensure that it sells well.
If you control a R Elemental on the field, destroy X of your opponent's G Elementals or Forests, where X is the number of style counters on all permanents.
If you control any permanents with hair, put a style counter on each of those permanents. (Hair is specifically on one's head. Fur does not count.)
I have it on good authority that the Phyrexians are going to win. However, Venser is then going to teleport the whole of New Phyrexia inside the Zendikar Hedrons, leaving the Phyrexians and Eldrazi trapped in an eternal struggle of the mechanics that nobody likes.
The next set will feature both infect and annihilator, and be called Maro'sWetDreamia. It will also feature a new Jace, to ensure that it sells well.
Sacrifice Ancient Incense: Target a player, then target an opponent, then target the first player. If target opponent does not have Ancient Incense, that player may play a card named Ancient Incense, if he does, that target opponent becomes a copy of target player until end of turn. You gain island walk, put a token named mox diamond and gain horsemanship.
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I have it on good authority that the Phyrexians are going to win. However, Venser is then going to teleport the whole of New Phyrexia inside the Zendikar Hedrons, leaving the Phyrexians and Eldrazi trapped in an eternal struggle of the mechanics that nobody likes.
The next set will feature both infect and annihilator, and be called Maro'sWetDreamia. It will also feature a new Jace, to ensure that it sells well.
When Mythic Weenie comes into play or attacks, give target opponent a Mythic Rare card you own from outside the game. If he/she accepts, search target opponents rare binder for a Mythic Rare Card of the same type. You now own that card.
1/8
"Awwww hamburgers... you nabbed my only JTMS... Maaaaaaan and I really wanted to be competitive too...
Darksteel Ninja Star
Tribal Artifact - Mutant Ninja Turtle
Sacrifice Darksteel Ninja Star and throw it at a player: If it hits, it deals 3 damage to that player.
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Instant
Split Second
Quit the game. (You do not win or lose, but you are no longer part of the game.)
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Creature - Pest
Shroud
Mind Virus Tyrant is indestructible and cannot have counters placed on it.
Whenever a player loses 'The Game', put a token onto the battlefield that is a copy of Mind Virus Tyrant.
1/1
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Creature - Pest
Haste, Vigilance, Deathtouch, Trample, Shroud.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a year counter on Power Creep.
Creatures get +1/+1 for each Year Counter on Power Creep
Spells cost less to cast for each Year Counter on Power Creep.
2/2 Does anybody remember when it cost thousands of dollars for a turn 1 win and not $30?
///////////// Mind Virus Tyrant :5mana::symu::symb::symr:
Creature - Pest
Shroud
Mind Virus Tyrant is indestructible, cannot be sacrificed, and cannot have counters placed on it.
Whenever a person you can see from your chair loses 'The Game' or any game, put a token onto the battlefield that is a copy of Mind Virus Tyrant.
1/1
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I have it on good authority that the Phyrexians are going to win. However, Venser is then going to teleport the whole of New Phyrexia inside the Zendikar Hedrons, leaving the Phyrexians and Eldrazi trapped in an eternal struggle of the mechanics that nobody likes.
The next set will feature both infect and annihilator, and be called Maro'sWetDreamia. It will also feature a new Jace, to ensure that it sells well.
I have it on good authority that the Phyrexians are going to win. However, Venser is then going to teleport the whole of New Phyrexia inside the Zendikar Hedrons, leaving the Phyrexians and Eldrazi trapped in an eternal struggle of the mechanics that nobody likes.
The next set will feature both infect and annihilator, and be called Maro'sWetDreamia. It will also feature a new Jace, to ensure that it sells well.
Mind Virus Tyrant :5mana::symu::symr::symb:
Creature - Pest
Shroud, Protection from Everything
Mind Virus Tyrant is indestructible, cannot be sacrificed, cannot leave the battlefield, is made out of Chuck Norris's Beard, can survive a nuclear war, is from Homelands, cannot be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control, cannot be the target of spells or abilities you control, cannot phase out, cannot be controlled by another player, cannot be exiled, is a staple in HPDW, and cannot have counters placed on it.
Whenever a person you can see from your chair loses 'The Game' or any game, put a token onto the battlefield that is a copy of Mind Virus Tyrant.
1/1
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Sorcery
Choose a card from outside the game other than Magic The Gathering and add it to your hand. Well, I do suppose a Charizard would be a high draft pick...
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Wrong-Subject Tutor UU
Sorcery
Choose a card from outside the game other than Magic The Gathering and add it to your hand. Well, I do suppose a Blue-Eyes White Dragon would be a high draft pick...
I have it on good authority that the Phyrexians are going to win. However, Venser is then going to teleport the whole of New Phyrexia inside the Zendikar Hedrons, leaving the Phyrexians and Eldrazi trapped in an eternal struggle of the mechanics that nobody likes.
The next set will feature both infect and annihilator, and be called Maro'sWetDreamia. It will also feature a new Jace, to ensure that it sells well.
Mind Virus Tyrant :5mana::symu::symr::symb:
Creature - Pest
Shroud, Protection from Everything
Mind Virus Tyrant is indestructible, cannot be sacrificed, cannot leave the battlefield, is made out of Chuck Norris's Beard, can survive a nuclear war, is from Homelands, cannot be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control, cannot be the target of spells or abilities you control, cannot phase out, cannot be controlled by another player, cannot be exiled, is a staple in HPDW, and cannot have counters placed on it.
Whenever a person you can see from your chair loses 'The Game' or any game, put a token onto the battlefield that is a copy of Mind Virus Tyrant.
1/1
I like how your teammates can target this. Time for some shenanigans with Lich's Mirror, too.
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creatures- human
Add R to G: Hippies thinks it gains flying until end of turn.(it doesnt really gain flying)
2/2
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Sorcery 5UB
Take control of target permanent. Offer to sell it to the owner for an amount equal to the number of letters in its name*$1. If they refuse, try to sell it to all nearby people for that amount+$5. If no-one has accepted by then, you may then pay the owner the original amount. You now own that card. If you do not pay the owner, rip up the card.
EDIT: Perhaps give it Epic as well...
Artificial global enchantment creature- sorcery instant land
Whatchamacallit is what ever card you want to be as long as someone backs you up saying that its a real card. Play this card only in mental magic.
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Sorcery- U
Flash
Target creature with shroud loses shroud until end of turn
Multiple instances of lifelink on the same creature are not redundant.
Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink Lifelink
-10/10
enchantment
If any player gets angry at any point, that player loses the game.
play this card only if you are playing online.
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Legendary Creature - Dragon Giant Angel Demon Beast Hydra Elemental
[Timmy Rare has no abilities]
~But it's a dragon, so it must be good, right?
4/4
Instant
1 and 2/3 of a R
If you control a R Elemental on the field, destroy X of your opponent's G Elementals or Forests, where X is the number of style counters on all permanents.
If you control any permanents with hair, put a style counter on each of those permanents. (Hair is specifically on one's head. Fur does not count.)
Wait does it have the ability that it has no abilities?
This HAS to have the relentless rats ruling, it is a must.
Play a deck that can be anything, at anytime, anywhere.
This wins so much, I'd love to see this in the next Un-set.
Artifact
Sacrifice Ancient Incense: Target a player, then target an opponent, then target the first player. If target opponent does not have Ancient Incense, that player may play a card named Ancient Incense, if he does, that target opponent becomes a copy of target player until end of turn. You gain island walk, put a token named mox diamond and gain horsemanship.
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Creature
4: Target creature becomes indestructible, gains shroud, is unblockable and is 20/20 until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - MYYYYTHIC Avatar
When Mythic Weenie comes into play or attacks, give target opponent a Mythic Rare card you own from outside the game. If he/she accepts, search target opponents rare binder for a Mythic Rare Card of the same type. You now own that card.
1/8
"Awwww hamburgers... you nabbed my only JTMS... Maaaaaaan and I really wanted to be competitive too...
-Typical LGS Douchebag-
Tribal Artifact - Mutant Ninja Turtle
Sacrifice Darksteel Ninja Star and throw it at a player: If it hits, it deals 3 damage to that player.
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Rage Quit
Instant
Split Second
Quit the game. (You do not win or lose, but you are no longer part of the game.)
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Mind Virus Tyrant :5mana::symu::symb::symr:
Creature - Pest
Shroud
Mind Virus Tyrant is indestructible and cannot have counters placed on it.
Whenever a player loses 'The Game', put a token onto the battlefield that is a copy of Mind Virus Tyrant.
1/1
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Power Creep :symw::symg::symu::symr::symb:
Creature - Pest
Haste, Vigilance, Deathtouch, Trample, Shroud.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a year counter on Power Creep.
Creatures get +1/+1 for each Year Counter on Power Creep
Spells cost less to cast for each Year Counter on Power Creep.
2/2
Does anybody remember when it cost thousands of dollars for a turn 1 win and not $30?
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Just my little alteration.
Mind Virus Tyrant :5mana::symu::symr::symb:
Creature - Pest
Shroud, Protection from Everything
Mind Virus Tyrant is indestructible, cannot be sacrificed, cannot leave the battlefield, is made out of Chuck Norris's Beard, can survive a nuclear war, is from Homelands, cannot be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control, cannot be the target of spells or abilities you control, cannot phase out, cannot be controlled by another player, cannot be exiled, is a staple in HPDW, and cannot have counters placed on it.
Whenever a person you can see from your chair loses 'The Game' or any game, put a token onto the battlefield that is a copy of Mind Virus Tyrant.
1/1
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Wrong-Subject Tutor :symr::symr:
Sorcery
Choose a card from outside the game other than Magic The Gathering and add it to your hand.
Well, I do suppose a Charizard would be a high draft pick...
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Wrong-Subject Tutor UU
Sorcery
Choose a card from outside the game other than Magic The Gathering and add it to your hand.
Well, I do suppose a Blue-Eyes White Dragon would be a high draft pick...
Fixed.
I like how your teammates can target this. Time for some shenanigans with Lich's Mirror, too.
Cult of the Succubi Eating Kitten and Brotherhood of Hamsters - Zombie One/Hulking One - Brotherhood of Hamsters disapproves of Damage on the Stack amputation, the corruption of Mythics,
and the "Major changes to Extended" in July 2010. You aborted our cards., but we approve of the Modern format. Even if it doesn't ha ve Carrion Feeder or Caller of the Claw in it.Dex: http://deckbox.org/users/Egementium_instructoid
Enchantment
You choose the order of the steps during each beginning phase.
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Creature - Hydra Avatar
Everything has protection from Antigenitus
10/10
Sorcery
Counter Target Spell
Ex-DCI Level 1 judge
Ex-Rules Advisor
Or could if it didn't have protection from everything
...and shroud.
Antigenitus :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:
Creature - Hydra Avatar
State Based Effects have protection from Antigenitus.
10/10
Fixed.
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.