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Fleeting is this world
Growth and decay its very nature
Things spring to being and again they cease
Happy the marvel of them and the peace.
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screw you... that's the love of my life you're talking about.
and yeah, she really does.
* HKKID suddenly wonders how Tom knows about Miller Light, seeing as how he doesn't drink.
Hey, you wanna rate the following beers for me:
Coors, Stella Artois, Miller Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Redhook ESB, 2 Below (the winter ale from New-Belgium), Michalobe Ultra, Busch Lite, and Hams.
* HKKID is betting that if BD doesn't cheat and look them up online he'll get almost half of them wrong.
* HKKID suddenly realizes he has had every single beer on that list except for Hams within the last 4 days.
And no, I can't be posting more than actual clan members... Don't you dare suggest that I should re-join.
* HKKID is really thinking about re-joining.
* HKKID is commitment phobic.
* HKKID has used the * HKKID tag one time to many.
Ohh, I just found another really good picture, but I'll save it for next time. give me more chances to find funny stuff online that way.
Ninja stealth edit: Do I need to see psychiatric help? I just read BD's web comic in the sig, and my reaction was to laugh my ass off and say "that's funny because it's sooooo damn true." I promised I'd kill myself if that ever happeneed, so I think I'm done for.
I was told today that this kid on my team called 911 twice this morning and hung up both times. They called back and his dad answered. The reason the kid called 911? He got an erection and didn't know what to do. I wish I was making this up.
Death is certainly the only reasonable answer for finding comedy in his comic. * jonnyjonski loves to read about the frothing of HKKIDD's beer induced comas.
Jonny throws the Jackie at Mike for suggesting that someone else posts in this thread more than Jonny!
Some little punk that has 137 posts to his name colling me a liar doesn't really phase me. They have done nothing but cruise the forums for a couple of months and put together net decks to beat their friends in multiplayer casual.
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Hey, you wanna rate the following beers for me:
Coors, Stella Artois, Miller Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Redhook ESB, 2 Below (the winter ale from New-Belgium), Michalobe Ultra, Busch Lite, and Hams.
Let's see........
~Coors -- Watered down piss water from the watered down piss of Rocky Mountain cows!
~Stella Artois -- Decent light bodied ale that goes well with pasta without filling you up.
~Miller Light -- Watered down beer that actually tastes like beer. Good for drinking a lot of without actually getting a lot of drunk.
~Pabst Blue Ribbon -- A beer that had a rough patch back in the 80's-90's but has come back...much like Natty Boh...good with a dash of salt in a fresh poured draft.
~Redhook ESB -- Best ESB on the Planet.....'nuff said!
~2 Below -- Honestly never had it but if it's like most winter ales....I would imagine it's spicy.
~Michelob Ultra -- Chick beer!
~Busch Lite -- Pound for pound the beer for pounding or ice cold on a hot summer day.
~Ham(m)s -- I still have a full can of hams from my can collecting days back in 1980. Great Lakes swill water that people actually love to drink....nostalgia I think.
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"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
Pabst Blue Ribbon FTW!!! My apartment is a shrine dedicated to it. The fridge has a PBR bottle opener, there are PBR mugs and glasses all ofer the place, there is a framed picture of some basketball players from the early 70's next to said mugs and glasses sponsered by PBR, and our front door has a PBR sticker on it. We used to have a PBR clock, but our friend, Marc, stole it one evening and is now holding it hostage until his demands are met. Sadly, those of us that live here weren't behind the PBRness of the apartment, it was all here when we moved in. Even sadder is the fact that we have no PBR in the fridge. Nope, just Budweiser and a couple bottles of rum.
Sadly, those of us that live here weren't behind the PBRness of the apartment, it was all here when we moved in. Even sadder is the fact that we have no PBR in the fridge. Nope, just Budweiser and a couple bottles of rum.
Please hang your head in shame for your disrespect to all things good and true that PBR holds!
I have spoken on behalf of PBR and the drinking of said beer from the dirty taps of which it is poured!
EDS: * jonnyjonski runs to the toilet from said dirty taps full of delicious, delicious PBR!
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GOGO random.org not putting me in mafia games! sigh. everyone made it but me. that reminds me of gay.
Ed: I'm almost finished with the book! (Time Spiral) anyone else reading/read it yet? I <3 Scott Mcgough, some people don't, but I thought Kamigawa block were the best books i'd read in a while. His style is easy going, he just needs to get someone to check the grammar a lil' bit.
Also Jonny, I was brainstorming and I can't leave the page up at work or they'll catch me! I figured not many people post during the daylight hours so I would have ample opportunity to come back and edit my post like this.
GOGO random.org not putting me in mafia games! sigh. everyone made it but me. that reminds me of gay.
Nice spam....:thumbsup: ...* jonnyjonski smiles for Cuber's first spammy post on the clan thread! :spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam:
I enjoy the refined spirits as well. I'm a big fan of good tequila, single malt scotch....preferably Islay region, and single barrel bourbons. I enjoy long walks on the beach, brunettes and men who aren't afraid to say no....wait a minute....Women....yeah women is what I meant to say.:sneaky:
Only half way through the day and I really feel like leaving....:\
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So I got another warning today.....this time it was for not using card tags in my post in the rulings forum. That's all fine and dandy but I didn't actually mention the cards in my post. The cards were mentioned in my thread title and never refered to again. I guess I was supposed to tag the cards in my post even if I didn't use them in a sentence.
IC (and not the light kind) -- How did you know I was rockin?!?!:sneaky: Are you watching me??:sneaky:
* jonnyjonski slowly backs out of his cubicle.....only after pulling up his pants first:sneaky:
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"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
I'm sorry I haven't been around guys, I've hardly had any computer time since getting a new job and dealing with some friends' issues. I don't see this lack of time changing soon (at least not until I get a new computer in my room), so I guess I should be leaving now. I'll just resign from the clan so you don't have to finish your vote if that's alright. Hopefully once in a blue moon I'll be back to say hi and post on topic :). Luv ya and hope to see at least some of you on msn or aim at some point.
Bye guys and thanks for everything. I've had a great time here.
* 'lil akroma waves bye and leaves a cookie for everyone *
Edit- Welcome to the clan Cube and hope you enjoy it!
I'm sorry I haven't been around guys, I've hardly had any computer time since getting a new job and dealing with some friends' issues. I don't see this lack of time changing soon (at least not until I get a new computer in my room), so I guess I should be leaving now. I'll just resign from the clan so you don't have to finish your vote if that's alright. Hopefully once in a blue moon I'll be back to say hi and post on topic :). Luv ya and hope to see at least some of you on msn or aim at some point.
Bye guys and thanks for everything. I've had a great time here.
* 'lil akroma waves bye and leaves a cookie for everyone *
Edit- Welcome to the clan Cube and hope you enjoy it!
Well, it was two days too late to make a difference, but this is EXACTLY why I held my vote.
"I want to be a complete nerd with extra nerd sauce on top. I'm a nerd. Infinite nerd!"
-rancored_elf
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-Fred Menger
Fleeting is this world
Growth and decay its very nature
Things spring to being and again they cease
Happy the marvel of them and the peace.
-Nidana Vagga
Roooooobbbbbbyyyyyynnnnnnneeeee. I'd say something cute and dirty, but A: she'll never be back to read it, and B: she's already cute and dirty...
Hehehe, I'm not a huge fan of PBR actually. They're awsome when you're too drunk to actually taste them (and hence I've got 2 cases sitting in my room), but I'd never drink one sober. I've also got a few 2 below and some local Microbrews (hey, it's seattle, gimmie a break). My drink of choice though, is a dry Martini. Bit too expensive to make a habit out of (espescially on my budget), but it's feels damn good after a long day. I do entertain a lot though, so I've also got quite a bit of rum (Bacardi Gold, 151, and Captain Morgans), vodka (Burnettes and Grey Goose), scotch (Jonnie Red + Black, Glenfiddic 12 year, McCallan 18 year, and some really ****ty Dewars), and whiskey (Jack). Usually I keep Tequila around somewhere too, but I seem to have gone through all of it (Pepe Lopez), doing Tequila Sunrises on saturday.
yeah... I think I might have a drinking problem too. On the other hand, I could always drop out of school and become a bartender.
I was told today that this kid on my team called 911 twice this morning and hung up both times. They called back and his dad answered. The reason the kid called 911? He got an erection and didn't know what to do. I wish I was making this up.
* jonnyjonski slams his fist onto the table and demands to know if Daron is holding in there!
He has two days to respond then I'm going in after him. *just pack an extra box of Scooby Snax for me and 4 boxes of Cheese Nips to lure Daron from his hole!
So I'm sitting here at work contemplating whether I want to go down stairs and poop...the problem is that there is a meeting of sorts happening down there so there tends to be a "door rattlin" when your trying to concentrate on your movement. Do I endure the rattle and take donw some light reading??......or do I tough it out for another 2 hours and see if I can make it home.....:thinking:
I am loving the show HEROES! It is really good. I hope it doesn't go all faithy and stupid like LOST is doing. I swear I think that show has lost its way trying to extend itself for 2 additional seasons. It was scripted for 3 season....it shoulda been 3 seasons!!
I don't think you have a drinking problem Travis....I think you enjoy entertaining your guests with alcohol. Sometimes your guest include....you....a porn....and your right hand....sometimes there's a 3-some and your left comes over for a romp!! Actually having that much liquor in the house is a good thing...variety is the spice you know!
* jonnyjonski pulls up a chair...sets his tin of decks on the table and proceeds to request a tumbler of your McCallan 18! Very nice choice....mild and delicious....not too peaty.
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Going to the Haigh's Christmas Barbeque tonight, this year it's at the Zoo. Yay caged animal! You just pick one you like + they carve it up for you + toss it on the barbie! Mm.
All of this beer talk sucks, it's not a conversation I can really get involved in. Except to say that beer tastes awful, and takes way too long to even get a person buzzed, and people should just drink something that is A)better tasting or at least B)going to get you to the point that you don't notice the terrible taste more quickly.
As for Mike complaining about not wanting to vote because he wanted to give Robynne a chance to resign..I don't think anyone will honestly ever remember the difference. If Robynne wants to rejoin later, it's not like we're going to be like 'omfg no you can't because you didn't resign, we booted you'. You don't have to be a stuffy beureacrat ALL of the time, Mike.
Yes...Mike has to be the president of every conflict in or around this clan. Everyone knew that he would have some smug remark to make....I'm just surprised that Robynne was online. Oh well...I would certainly welcome her back with open arms....hoping to find.....sorry.....a little Journey just popped into my head there for a sec. * jonnyjonski puts the lighter back into his pocket.
Where do you see someone talking about "pulling the pud" Brian? Yes...I got my chocos..so happy.... I'm getting together your cards but I need an updated addy just in case. PM something telling me where you live boy!:p
Nick...I only find myself drinking Barley Wine style beers anymore. They have between 8-12% alcohol....compared to the 2.4% in Coors Light...and they don't taste like a beer.
I am going to a PTQ over the weekend. Sealed with draft finals. I can't wait...I love Time Spiral sealed.....I did so well at the Prerelease. I'm taking my son with me and I am so excited for him. He usually does pretty well for an eleven year old! He's getting a grasp on the game. I'll try to keep a deck list to fill you guys in when I get back.
And just as an aside.....I'm a married guy with 3 children. I work 8-9 hours a day and drive nearly an hour to work each way in heavy traffic. Since I can't really relax on the road....or when I get home....the only time I have to myself is on the toilet during the day at work. So yes...it does consume part of my life. And when that part of my silence is disrupted by others...I get angry....and you wouldn't like me when I'm ang.....sorry....I forgot that was Chris's line...not mine:sneaky:
* jonnyjonski slowly backs out of the thread before Mr. Banner comes in and sees what I've done.
"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
Okay boys (lilAK47's gone now so I can say that accurately) I'm back. Sort of. My internet isn't installed yet. They were busy with other jobs, then the long weekend came about, and now they're having trouble getting my cable modem to send and receive. I got called in to work tonight... just about said no... but then realized I could check emails and so on. So here I am! Man I have a lot of shipping and emailing to catch up on. Lots of little $5 and $10 orders... makes for a lot of work, but a fairly wimpy PayPal balance! Oh well I guess.
My apartment's alright, pretty empty (I don't really own anything except my business desks, computer, and a small mattress). I bought some cheapo plates, a pot for boiling noodles, 3 glasses, and a 93c set of "silverware" (more like recycledtinfoilware). Roughin' it... physically and emotionally. Been to see the boys, got some hugs but otherwise they didn't even seem to notice anything was up. I'm not sure which was worse - that, or the very different reception I got from *her*. Nothing's easy. Everything's an issue. Gah. Very awkward. I never saw this in my cards. I can't say it's a surprise, probably been coming for a long time, but the reality is really, well, real.
Gonna be at the house with the boys Thursday afternoon and evening, all day Friday, and Saturday until dinnertime. This is when she works/sleeps. I'll also see them on the other days, either when I go over there, or take one or both of them out with me. My apartment is 10 minutes away and I have my own car. I made sure I'd be able to see them regularly. In a way, it'll be kinda like I'm just at work a lot or something.
As for the future, really hard to know what'll happen. I know I'll always be the boys' daddy... there's nothing that can even remotely come in the way of that. No matter what else happens, that's for certain. Other than that, I don't know. I need more time to figure things out. Get on my own feet, under my own steam, and feel... safe. Then I'll hopefully be able to see a course of action.
My other big concern right now is getting the internet up and running so I can get caught up in my business. I now have an apartment and car payment to cover in addition to everything I was paying for before - and I don't even know how I was managing to stay above water THEN! Eep.
Also, happy birthday (late) to Dave. Sorry I wasn't around when it happened. Have fun?
Travis, where'd you get that photo... some random myspace page? Prove to us that she's not some cyber cutie you're stalking!
Oh yeah, the car. 2004 Mazda 3 Sport GT with all the upgrades except leather seat. It's no RX8, but it works...
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MOEDS: Ahahaahah Jonski, I see you there you little wanker. Go sit on a dirty toilet seat, you small-minded wiper of other people's bottoms! Go away now or I'm agonna taunt you a second time! * rancored_elf rubs a linty, sweaty, smelly Jackie on Jonski's face *
Hey Daron....glad to see you're alive and ....well.....well? Things like that are hard to deal with. I remember my dad and how he took it when my parents seperated. I was 11 I think and it was hard for me to swallow. The boys will be fine as long as you are a part of their lives forever. Just remain strond and know that you have a pretty strong support group here. I'm always online between 7-4 eastern time so drop me a line if you need to chat....or discuss teen lust or gas or pooping...everyone knows I'm good for that conversation.:unibrow:
Beers are always good...just keep the numbers down....get a bed frame...it'll help make the place homier.
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No comment on the American beer discussion. I haven't tried most of the ones you guys are talking about, but I hear American beer tastes pretty bad compared to Canadian stuff. I generally drink beer when I drink, but have no problem with mixed drinks, jaggermeister + Red Bull, girlie drinks, etc. Not a wine fan but I don't hate it either.
I think we've had this conversation before. Maybe 8 or 10 times.
I'll have you know r_e that if you need anything, i mean anything, please take it from me. My storage room is so full I can't get the door closed without 3 grown men and 2 jackies! My parents separated when I was 3, my dad got busted for heroin and the court deemed neither of my parents fit to raise me or my brother(mom was on speed, still is.) So my grandparents raised me and my aunt and uncle raised my brother until I was 10. My dad was trying to get custody back, after the 7 obligatory years he had to wait for the drug charges, and then my grandparents both died. My dad received custody and to texas I came. I'm sure your boys will be ok, they know they've got a good dad, and that's what matters.
On a lighter note Jonny! Away message much? You should use them to signify you're away.
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Its great to hear you're still alive Daron. It brings a smile to my face and a spring to my nipples. I happen to have some extra furniture I'm not using, but I have no idea how to get it to you. In other news, my new boss pays on the first and fifteenth of every month. Which means, I got paid for my first two days today. Whoo-hoo! I thought it was going to be a very long, hungry, smoke and drink free month. Hopefully, my friend Ben will stop by after I'm done working tonight so we can go out for tasty $1 drinks at the bar. Tomorrow, my father is coming to visit. We're going out to lunch and then to see a movie. Most likely Stranger Than Fiction. I'm also going to ask him about going to his place for the weekend to wash my laundry... I haven't done so in a couple weeks and am all out of clean clothes. Anyway, I'm off to cash my check and buy some groceries. Wish me luck, its damn cold outside.
Travis, that's a funny picture, but she losses points for drinking Miller Lite.
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-Fred Menger
Fleeting is this world
Growth and decay its very nature
Things spring to being and again they cease
Happy the marvel of them and the peace.
-Nidana Vagga
and yeah, she really does.
* HKKID suddenly wonders how Tom knows about Miller Light, seeing as how he doesn't drink.
Hey, you wanna rate the following beers for me:
Coors, Stella Artois, Miller Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Redhook ESB, 2 Below (the winter ale from New-Belgium), Michalobe Ultra, Busch Lite, and Hams.
* HKKID is betting that if BD doesn't cheat and look them up online he'll get almost half of them wrong.
* HKKID suddenly realizes he has had every single beer on that list except for Hams within the last 4 days.
And no, I can't be posting more than actual clan members... Don't you dare suggest that I should re-join.
* HKKID is really thinking about re-joining.
* HKKID is commitment phobic.
* HKKID has used the * HKKID tag one time to many.
Ohh, I just found another really good picture, but I'll save it for next time. give me more chances to find funny stuff online that way.
Ninja stealth edit: Do I need to see psychiatric help? I just read BD's web comic in the sig, and my reaction was to laugh my ass off and say "that's funny because it's sooooo damn true." I promised I'd kill myself if that ever happeneed, so I think I'm done for.
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Jonny throws the Jackie at Mike for suggesting that someone else posts in this thread more than Jonny!
Some little punk that has 137 posts to his name colling me a liar doesn't really phase me. They have done nothing but cruise the forums for a couple of months and put together net decks to beat their friends in multiplayer casual.
Let's see........
~Coors -- Watered down piss water from the watered down piss of Rocky Mountain cows!
~Stella Artois -- Decent light bodied ale that goes well with pasta without filling you up.
~Miller Light -- Watered down beer that actually tastes like beer. Good for drinking a lot of without actually getting a lot of drunk.
~Pabst Blue Ribbon -- A beer that had a rough patch back in the 80's-90's but has come back...much like Natty Boh...good with a dash of salt in a fresh poured draft.
~Redhook ESB -- Best ESB on the Planet.....'nuff said!
~2 Below -- Honestly never had it but if it's like most winter ales....I would imagine it's spicy.
~Michelob Ultra -- Chick beer!
~Busch Lite -- Pound for pound the beer for pounding or ice cold on a hot summer day.
~Ham(m)s -- I still have a full can of hams from my can collecting days back in 1980. Great Lakes swill water that people actually love to drink....nostalgia I think.
My apartment is a shrine dedicated to it. The fridge has a PBR bottle opener, there are PBR mugs and glasses all ofer the place, there is a framed picture of some basketball players from the early 70's next to said mugs and glasses sponsered by PBR, and our front door has a PBR sticker on it. We used to have a PBR clock, but our friend, Marc, stole it one evening and is now holding it hostage until his demands are met.
Sadly, those of us that live here weren't behind the PBRness of the apartment, it was all here when we moved in. Even sadder is the fact that we have no PBR in the fridge. Nope, just Budweiser and a couple bottles of rum.
Please hang your head in shame for your disrespect to all things good and true that PBR holds!
I have spoken on behalf of PBR and the drinking of said beer from the dirty taps of which it is poured!
EDS: * jonnyjonski runs to the toilet from said dirty taps full of delicious, delicious PBR!
i'm all about the hard liquor however.
GOGO random.org not putting me in mafia games! sigh. everyone made it but me. that reminds me of gay.
Ed: I'm almost finished with the book! (Time Spiral) anyone else reading/read it yet? I <3 Scott Mcgough, some people don't, but I thought Kamigawa block were the best books i'd read in a while. His style is easy going, he just needs to get someone to check the grammar a lil' bit.
Also Jonny, I was brainstorming and I can't leave the page up at work or they'll catch me! I figured not many people post during the daylight hours so I would have ample opportunity to come back and edit my post like this.
/Official "White and Nerdy" Poster Boy of The Called\
Good Movie Mafia - Townie - Survived - Win
Mortal Kombat Mafia - Mafia - Lynched - Loss
Star Wars Mafia II - Townie - Exploded - Loss
Newbie Mafia 11 - Townie - Survived - Loss
Don't Fear the Reaper Mafia - Solo Mafia after day 1 - Survived - Win
Unluckyville Mafia - Townie - Survived - Win
View Askew Mafia - Townie - Survived - Win
Nice spam....:thumbsup: ...* jonnyjonski smiles for Cuber's first spammy post on the clan thread! :spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam:
I enjoy the refined spirits as well. I'm a big fan of good tequila, single malt scotch....preferably Islay region, and single barrel bourbons. I enjoy long walks on the beach, brunettes and men who aren't afraid to say no....wait a minute....Women....yeah women is what I meant to say.:sneaky:
Only half way through the day and I really feel like leaving....:\
+ how was that spam, jj? He weighed in on his alcohol preferences
Also just thought i'd interject here and say that Jonny rocks again.
HKKID: Nice eye relief. I imagine she would be a nice catch.
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/Official "White and Nerdy" Poster Boy of The Called\
Good Movie Mafia - Townie - Survived - Win
Mortal Kombat Mafia - Mafia - Lynched - Loss
Star Wars Mafia II - Townie - Exploded - Loss
Newbie Mafia 11 - Townie - Survived - Loss
Don't Fear the Reaper Mafia - Solo Mafia after day 1 - Survived - Win
Unluckyville Mafia - Townie - Survived - Win
View Askew Mafia - Townie - Survived - Win
IC (and not the light kind) -- How did you know I was rockin?!?!:sneaky: Are you watching me??:sneaky:
* jonnyjonski slowly backs out of his cubicle.....only after pulling up his pants first:sneaky:
Bye guys and thanks for everything. I've had a great time here.
* 'lil akroma waves bye and leaves a cookie for everyone *
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Once Amber leaves I'll be online more often. I hope to catch you on AIM soon.
As far as beer, yuck! I like my mixed drinks, like Captain Morgan and root beer, Screwdrivers, and, of course, buttery nipples.:unibrow:
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Well, it was two days too late to make a difference, but this is EXACTLY why I held my vote.
A Webcomic of math, physics, and life as a geek in college.
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-Fred Menger
Fleeting is this world
Growth and decay its very nature
Things spring to being and again they cease
Happy the marvel of them and the peace.
-Nidana Vagga
Roooooobbbbbbyyyyyynnnnnnneeeee. I'd say something cute and dirty, but A: she'll never be back to read it, and B: she's already cute and dirty...
Hehehe, I'm not a huge fan of PBR actually. They're awsome when you're too drunk to actually taste them (and hence I've got 2 cases sitting in my room), but I'd never drink one sober. I've also got a few 2 below and some local Microbrews (hey, it's seattle, gimmie a break). My drink of choice though, is a dry Martini. Bit too expensive to make a habit out of (espescially on my budget), but it's feels damn good after a long day. I do entertain a lot though, so I've also got quite a bit of rum (Bacardi Gold, 151, and Captain Morgans), vodka (Burnettes and Grey Goose), scotch (Jonnie Red + Black, Glenfiddic 12 year, McCallan 18 year, and some really ****ty Dewars), and whiskey (Jack). Usually I keep Tequila around somewhere too, but I seem to have gone through all of it (Pepe Lopez), doing Tequila Sunrises on saturday.
yeah... I think I might have a drinking problem too. On the other hand, I could always drop out of school and become a bartender.
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* Zigathon packs his bags and hops on a plane, arrives in Seattle, and rents a car.
Now, how do I get to your place HKKID?
He has two days to respond then I'm going in after him. *just pack an extra box of Scooby Snax for me and 4 boxes of Cheese Nips to lure Daron from his hole!
So I'm sitting here at work contemplating whether I want to go down stairs and poop...the problem is that there is a meeting of sorts happening down there so there tends to be a "door rattlin" when your trying to concentrate on your movement. Do I endure the rattle and take donw some light reading??......or do I tough it out for another 2 hours and see if I can make it home.....:thinking:
I am loving the show HEROES! It is really good. I hope it doesn't go all faithy and stupid like LOST is doing. I swear I think that show has lost its way trying to extend itself for 2 additional seasons. It was scripted for 3 season....it shoulda been 3 seasons!!
I don't think you have a drinking problem Travis....I think you enjoy entertaining your guests with alcohol. Sometimes your guest include....you....a porn....and your right hand....sometimes there's a 3-some and your left comes over for a romp!! Actually having that much liquor in the house is a good thing...variety is the spice you know!
* jonnyjonski pulls up a chair...sets his tin of decks on the table and proceeds to request a tumbler of your McCallan 18! Very nice choice....mild and delicious....not too peaty.
Going to the Haigh's Christmas Barbeque tonight, this year it's at the Zoo. Yay caged animal! You just pick one you like + they carve it up for you + toss it on the barbie! Mm.
DOCTOR MONKIIIIE HEAD! Lurker.
As for Mike complaining about not wanting to vote because he wanted to give Robynne a chance to resign..I don't think anyone will honestly ever remember the difference. If Robynne wants to rejoin later, it's not like we're going to be like 'omfg no you can't because you didn't resign, we booted you'. You don't have to be a stuffy beureacrat ALL of the time, Mike.
Where do you see someone talking about "pulling the pud" Brian? Yes...I got my chocos..so happy.... I'm getting together your cards but I need an updated addy just in case. PM something telling me where you live boy!:p
Nick...I only find myself drinking Barley Wine style beers anymore. They have between 8-12% alcohol....compared to the 2.4% in Coors Light...and they don't taste like a beer.
I am going to a PTQ over the weekend. Sealed with draft finals. I can't wait...I love Time Spiral sealed.....I did so well at the Prerelease. I'm taking my son with me and I am so excited for him. He usually does pretty well for an eleven year old! He's getting a grasp on the game. I'll try to keep a deck list to fill you guys in when I get back.
And just as an aside.....I'm a married guy with 3 children. I work 8-9 hours a day and drive nearly an hour to work each way in heavy traffic. Since I can't really relax on the road....or when I get home....the only time I have to myself is on the toilet during the day at work. So yes...it does consume part of my life. And when that part of my silence is disrupted by others...I get angry....and you wouldn't like me when I'm ang.....sorry....I forgot that was Chris's line...not mine:sneaky:
* jonnyjonski slowly backs out of the thread before Mr. Banner comes in and sees what I've done.
WHOA WHOA WHOA, STFU JJ
*Whips the Jackie across jj's face*
I am proud I didn't bite Mike's bait. He's *such* a troll. WHERE'S OUR DISGRACED CALLED POLICY REDTAPEFOOL*?!
*redtapefool is bd's newcoolnick
** non-mafia game posts are SO easy to hack for misrep I am
My apartment's alright, pretty empty (I don't really own anything except my business desks, computer, and a small mattress). I bought some cheapo plates, a pot for boiling noodles, 3 glasses, and a 93c set of "silverware" (more like recycledtinfoilware). Roughin' it... physically and emotionally. Been to see the boys, got some hugs but otherwise they didn't even seem to notice anything was up. I'm not sure which was worse - that, or the very different reception I got from *her*. Nothing's easy. Everything's an issue. Gah. Very awkward. I never saw this in my cards. I can't say it's a surprise, probably been coming for a long time, but the reality is really, well, real.
Gonna be at the house with the boys Thursday afternoon and evening, all day Friday, and Saturday until dinnertime. This is when she works/sleeps. I'll also see them on the other days, either when I go over there, or take one or both of them out with me. My apartment is 10 minutes away and I have my own car. I made sure I'd be able to see them regularly. In a way, it'll be kinda like I'm just at work a lot or something.
As for the future, really hard to know what'll happen. I know I'll always be the boys' daddy... there's nothing that can even remotely come in the way of that. No matter what else happens, that's for certain. Other than that, I don't know. I need more time to figure things out. Get on my own feet, under my own steam, and feel... safe. Then I'll hopefully be able to see a course of action.
My other big concern right now is getting the internet up and running so I can get caught up in my business. I now have an apartment and car payment to cover in addition to everything I was paying for before - and I don't even know how I was managing to stay above water THEN! Eep.
You are SO Called it's disgus:symg:ing!
Also, happy birthday (late) to Dave. Sorry I wasn't around when it happened. Have fun?
Travis, where'd you get that photo... some random myspace page? Prove to us that she's not some cyber cutie you're stalking!
Oh yeah, the car. 2004 Mazda 3 Sport GT with all the upgrades except leather seat. It's no RX8, but it works...
EDIT: * rancored_elf waves to Diggy *
Nice, eh?
MOEDS: Ahahaahah Jonski, I see you there you little wanker. Go sit on a dirty toilet seat, you small-minded wiper of other people's bottoms! Go away now or I'm agonna taunt you a second time!
* rancored_elf rubs a linty, sweaty, smelly Jackie on Jonski's face *
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Beers are always good...just keep the numbers down....get a bed frame...it'll help make the place homier.
I think we've had this conversation before. Maybe 8 or 10 times.
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On a lighter note Jonny! Away message much? You should use them to signify you're away.
/Official "White and Nerdy" Poster Boy of The Called\
Good Movie Mafia - Townie - Survived - Win
Mortal Kombat Mafia - Mafia - Lynched - Loss
Star Wars Mafia II - Townie - Exploded - Loss
Newbie Mafia 11 - Townie - Survived - Loss
Don't Fear the Reaper Mafia - Solo Mafia after day 1 - Survived - Win
Unluckyville Mafia - Townie - Survived - Win
View Askew Mafia - Townie - Survived - Win
In other news, my new boss pays on the first and fifteenth of every month. Which means, I got paid for my first two days today. Whoo-hoo! I thought it was going to be a very long, hungry, smoke and drink free month. Hopefully, my friend Ben will stop by after I'm done working tonight so we can go out for tasty $1 drinks at the bar.
Tomorrow, my father is coming to visit. We're going out to lunch and then to see a movie. Most likely Stranger Than Fiction. I'm also going to ask him about going to his place for the weekend to wash my laundry... I haven't done so in a couple weeks and am all out of clean clothes.
Anyway, I'm off to cash my check and buy some groceries. Wish me luck, its damn cold outside.