lol i wasnt too worried cause i doubt i would be suspended wit one warning but thanks for clearing it up, i thinks its kinda funny we get into trouble when out leader isnt here....
but now im bored and no one is on....i kinda hope an admin will call this spam just so i can talk to some one.....1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
Regarding your custom, xzibit_a: Crucible of Worlds may be reappearing in 10th. That's for type 2. Failing that, get your Crucible, Quarter, and an Iscohron imprinting Shadow of Doubt. (extended.) Hard landkill...and you get a card, for only 2 mana!
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Wow, i'm not on for a few days and the thread rages uncontrollably.
1) GA, i've been suspended for jokeing before. It's just 2 days, so don't worry about it too much. The sad part is that since i was suspended I had no way of apologizing or explaining that it was a joke. The irony :-/.
2) Sneaky, GA always posts like that... i'm thinking about letting him get in an email relationship w/ my mom so she can teach him english (she's a kindergarten teacher) (<- that counts as a joke, not flame right?)
3) Actually, TFE is one of my friends, but i know how he can be a major ... erm <not fun word> most of the time. Pretty much, you just have to ignore him when he's not talking about anime and you'll be gtg.
4) Silent, i'm adding you as a friend so that i won't get angry at you for continuing posting on my thread :-/.
so twomz where have you been?? c'mon dont make fun of my english for gods sake im taking 3 english classes next year and i will have you no i got a 10 outt 12 on the essay section in the SAT so there
dude, wut the crap. a sane person? does that mean i need punctuation? i was not aware that it was needed, and in the words of sneeky, "flaming isnt alowed" stop flaming my writing, i dont do it to you guys.... now im angry and sad, way to go guys.... only avvy understands. :'(
Not to be mean, but I can read anything...my younger sister is dyslexic so I learned to decipher just about everything.
G_A, I like you tons, and you're a cool guy...but I feel like busting out the Spelling Police sometimes. I'm not trying to be mean, though, really I'm not we still you
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Melting faces in PmP as a shadow priest is totally worth the $15 a month. Also, it's a way I can keep in touch and do things w/ my friends when we all go off to different colleges.
I'm stuck at 31 though :(. I have like 4 bars til i ding 32 (which is where i hope to get the next rank of shadow spell face meltage ).
Hey guys...Dragon News...Week 7 of Voting for Tenth Edition includes a selection from like 8 Dragon Cards!!!!
BTW...I'm back...and got eliminated 3rd round (1-2). Great deck...that couldn't draw removal. But, I will say...in the round I won...I swept 2 games after getting 2 Procedural Errors-Major and a game loss (for shuffling my opponent's deck face up - I am a casual player...I don't want to bend her cards!!!; and for drawing a card and accidentally flipping up the second card.) I HATE ENFORCEMENT LEVEL 4!!!!!!!!!!!!
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and purity of its heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandes K. Ghandi
11 dragons...all of which I own..and everyone better vote for one that you can't usually get foiled (HINT: Thunder Dragon is a Flamebreak on wings)
@SithMage: That's no worse than my judge husband recieving a game loss for an illegal maindeck list. In team constructed. We wanted to kick him in the head.
What's funnier is that we knew the head judge, and one of our opponents was using a Yu-Gi-Oh playmat...so he called over the judge and asked if he could be DQ'd for abuse of Magic cards. (Joking, of course.)
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Be warned, it's not very well updated, and i still have a bunch of Rav stuff that's not on it.
DQed? That sucks. The only events I ever go to are prereleases... and I always get knocked out by flyers (even when I hate against them, other people just get good ones for some reason) :(.
I hate drafting..as I suck at it. I have the Timmy urge to take the biggest guy in the pack, even if it obviously sucks. (OMG, Jokulmorder!! NO!)
Seriously, though, I did pretty well in Ravnica limited...draft, not sealed deck. I go to a fair number of prereleases, and I get bored waiting on my husband to get done with his judging, so I join side events. Maybe I'm mean, though- I scan the list of entrants and if the drafters are good players, I wait for a list with mostly bad players to show up. Is that wrong?
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
No...wait...yes...I'm usually on the list of bad players!!!
I S U C K at drafting!! I am so much better at sealed deck...though I usually suck at that too!!
@GA: My decklist was pretty good...kinda. I had 8 "removal" cards (Last Gasp, Galvanic Arc, Douse in Gloom, Wrecking Ball, Lightning Helix, Stinkweed Imp, Rakdos Guildmage, and Viashino Fangtail) backed up with some fatties like Guardian of Vitu-Ghazi and Cytospawn Shambler. The rest of the decklist was pretty good...I had a Fists of Ironwood and Pollenbright Wings for my fatties...but I just got crappy draws!!!! Played GBwr....but had some deep blue in my pool as well, but the curve was wonky and probably wouldn't have worked as well.
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and purity of its heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandes K. Ghandi
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
While I agree...there is some pretty choice removal and decent mana fixing...so...I have rarely been mana screwed in the format, or color screwed. Each guild has some decent removal, and it sometimes seems like in a four color deck, I end up playing 2 different 3 or 2 color decks based on draws.
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and purity of its heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandes K. Ghandi
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and purity of its heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandes K. Ghandi
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
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but now im bored and no one is on....i kinda hope an admin will call this spam just so i can talk to some one.....1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
Posts merged. Please don't double-post.
Furor
17. Go up to a clerk and ask where you can find rat poison, an axe, shovel, and any cleaning product that can remove bloodstains.
Wow, the thread got some major post-age while i was unconsious.
WoW is so addictive.
Regarding your custom, xzibit_a: Crucible of Worlds may be reappearing in 10th. That's for type 2. Failing that, get your Crucible, Quarter, and an Iscohron imprinting Shadow of Doubt. (extended.) Hard landkill...and you get a card, for only 2 mana!
dumb combos like Aether Snap+ Dark Depths
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
Edit: @Avi: Don't you mean my location?
WoW is so addictive.
1) GA, i've been suspended for jokeing before. It's just 2 days, so don't worry about it too much. The sad part is that since i was suspended I had no way of apologizing or explaining that it was a joke. The irony :-/.
2) Sneaky, GA always posts like that... i'm thinking about letting him get in an email relationship w/ my mom so she can teach him english (she's a kindergarten teacher) (<- that counts as a joke, not flame right?)
3) Actually, TFE is one of my friends, but i know how he can be a major ... erm <not fun word> most of the time. Pretty much, you just have to ignore him when he's not talking about anime and you'll be gtg.
4) Silent, i'm adding you as a friend so that i won't get angry at you for continuing posting on my thread :-/.
Twomz's Trading thread
2) I'm addicted to WoW and IRC mafia... :(.
Twomz's Trading thread
@Twomz: Is WoW really all that good that you'd pay $X.xx a month over some other free games? (NWN, ect.)
WoW is so addictive.
WoW is so addictive.
G_A, I like you tons, and you're a cool guy...but I feel like busting out the Spelling Police sometimes. I'm not trying to be mean, though, really I'm not we still you
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
I'm stuck at 31 though :(. I have like 4 bars til i ding 32 (which is where i hope to get the next rank of shadow spell face meltage ).
Twomz's Trading thread
BTW...I'm back...and got eliminated 3rd round (1-2). Great deck...that couldn't draw removal. But, I will say...in the round I won...I swept 2 games after getting 2 Procedural Errors-Major and a game loss (for shuffling my opponent's deck face up - I am a casual player...I don't want to bend her cards!!!; and for drawing a card and accidentally flipping up the second card.) I HATE ENFORCEMENT LEVEL 4!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and purity of its heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandes K. Ghandi
@SithMage: That's no worse than my judge husband recieving a game loss for an illegal maindeck list. In team constructed. We wanted to kick him in the head.
What's funnier is that we knew the head judge, and one of our opponents was using a Yu-Gi-Oh playmat...so he called over the judge and asked if he could be DQ'd for abuse of Magic cards. (Joking, of course.)
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
@x i was kidding too, i wasnt mad at you.....
Be warned, it's not very well updated, and i still have a bunch of Rav stuff that's not on it.
DQed? That sucks. The only events I ever go to are prereleases... and I always get knocked out by flyers (even when I hate against them, other people just get good ones for some reason) :(.
Twomz's Trading thread
Seriously, though, I did pretty well in Ravnica limited...draft, not sealed deck. I go to a fair number of prereleases, and I get bored waiting on my husband to get done with his judging, so I join side events. Maybe I'm mean, though- I scan the list of entrants and if the drafters are good players, I wait for a list with mostly bad players to show up. Is that wrong?
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
I S U C K at drafting!! I am so much better at sealed deck...though I usually suck at that too!!
@GA: My decklist was pretty good...kinda. I had 8 "removal" cards (Last Gasp, Galvanic Arc, Douse in Gloom, Wrecking Ball, Lightning Helix, Stinkweed Imp, Rakdos Guildmage, and Viashino Fangtail) backed up with some fatties like Guardian of Vitu-Ghazi and Cytospawn Shambler. The rest of the decklist was pretty good...I had a Fists of Ironwood and Pollenbright Wings for my fatties...but I just got crappy draws!!!! Played GBwr....but had some deep blue in my pool as well, but the curve was wonky and probably wouldn't have worked as well.
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and purity of its heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandes K. Ghandi
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and purity of its heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandes K. Ghandi
Twomz's Trading thread
On another note, I won July's FCC. Yay for me!!:D
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
@ Avvy: Congrats m'lady!!! Excellent card!!
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and purity of its heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandes K. Ghandi
We've been given the offer to join ARD...which fits most of us. Since we have so few members and such, I thought I'd put the offer out there.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.