the members of NFC have thought long and hard about the harsh judicial institution this place is, and we all reaslized that we were irrational in our quest for pure beauty: there's just nothing sexy, nothing banner about ribs and leg bones. you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat, we all realized! pink floyd knew the ways of the heavy beauty. in other cultures, bigger is better - and we want to revive that culture.
we're at a social and moral dilemma! let us embrace snickers bars and chocolate mousse, not south beach and lettuce. **** thin. big is in.
council (AKA obesers):
titus
captain jack sparrow
[wanna fill the void, carpo? if carpo doesn't want to, applications will be considered. fat people in a fat culture only.]
members:
none yet! we're an open membership! join today!
FRIENDS:
Draak
predalex
hey guys, let's post it up! i'm recruiting for new members.
It's just my opinion, there is no need to get worked up about things like this. People are allowed to have their own opinions. I don't like rap for my own personal reasons, whatever, but there is no need to get worked up like that. But w.e. its just music its not like someone is going to start a crusade or a jihad because of this.
Please excuse me for saying so, but I think this a terrible premise for a clan.
Whatever. Good luck for getting it started anyway.
HIJACK
SPAM
you're probably one of those really skinny people who wears american eagle and pumps iron at the Y. well, we're not like that. we eat cheetos and play halo 2/counter strike all night after school. and we're all smart and stereotypical, too. i'm willing to bet you make fun of fat people to no end.
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hey guys
my BMI is pretty low right now, but i'm working hard on getting up ther
my goal in the end is 35
what do you all think
xoxo
-titus
way too low
i'm at least a 40 right now; you should be, too. it's time for seconds and thirds at lunch time; be willing to dish out some cash for big macs for dinner, too.
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>Well, I'm pretty chubby, so I'll be a friend.~ Draak ~
~`;,<. welcome!!! #(&]][
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Wierd clan, but I'll be a friend.
Welcome aboard!
EDIT: I used to listen to Bjork, but she's too skinny. i just listen to blues traveler pre-weightloss now. exclusively.
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It's just my opinion, there is no need to get worked up about things like this. People are allowed to have their own opinions. I don't like rap for my own personal reasons, whatever, but there is no need to get worked up like that. But w.e. its just music its not like someone is going to start a crusade or a jihad because of this.
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
you're probably one of those really skinny people who wears american eagle and pumps iron at the Y. well, we're not like that. we eat cheetos and play halo 2/counter strike all night after school. and we're all smart and stereotypical, too. i'm willing to bet you make fun of fat people to no end.
yea dude get out of here
we don't take too kindly to those of you who make fun of us
way too low
i'm at least a 40 right now; you should be, too. it's time for seconds and thirds at lunch time; be willing to dish out some cash for big macs for dinner, too.
baby steps, hun. baby steps. i can't just set my goal too high, i'll fall and break my leg.
baby steps, hun. baby steps. i can't just set my goal too high, i'll fall and break my leg.
I completely understand,
but,
you're setting your goal way too low!
superfat is the way to go!
whoa!
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It's just my opinion, there is no need to get worked up about things like this. People are allowed to have their own opinions. I don't like rap for my own personal reasons, whatever, but there is no need to get worked up like that. But w.e. its just music its not like someone is going to start a crusade or a jihad because of this.
Disgusting!
Nothing Grosses me out more than fat people!
>Well then there's no need to post here, and I where baggy shirts so I don't look fat. And I'm Fat An I'm proud, But no halo, I wish I had an x-box, But Ratchet clank and Chicago deep dish pizza.~ Draak ~
Hell yeah! Do you have a Papa Murphy's in your area? If so, have you ever tried their stuffed Chicago style pizza? Oh my god, it's practically orgasmic. And cheap, too!
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It's just my opinion, there is no need to get worked up about things like this. People are allowed to have their own opinions. I don't like rap for my own personal reasons, whatever, but there is no need to get worked up like that. But w.e. its just music its not like someone is going to start a crusade or a jihad because of this.
Guys I have no fat on my body. My body metabolizes energy from the air around me. You should take a hint, it's the next step in human evolution.
There arn't enough hours in the day for working out! Often times I strap a couple tons to my back and do sprints. You people make me sick!
>GET OUT OF THIS THREAD!,Just becuase we're fat doesn't mean that we can't squash you like the bugs you are, so be quiet, I'm pretty strong but I have big craving for junk food, so I'm fat.~ Draak ~
Sing lustily and with good courage.
Be aware of singing as if you were half dead,
or half asleep:
but lift your voice with strength.
Be no more afraid of your voice now,
nor more ashamed of its being heard,
than when you sang the songs of Satan.
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we're at a social and moral dilemma! let us embrace snickers bars and chocolate mousse, not south beach and lettuce. **** thin. big is in.
council (AKA obesers):
titus
captain jack sparrow
[wanna fill the void, carpo? if carpo doesn't want to, applications will be considered. fat people in a fat culture only.]
members:
none yet! we're an open membership! join today!
FRIENDS:
Draak
predalex
hey guys, let's post it up! i'm recruiting for new members.
my BMI is pretty low right now, but i'm working hard on getting up ther
my goal in the end is 35
what do you all think
xoxo
-titus
Whatever. Good luck for getting it started anyway.
HIJACK
SPAM
you're probably one of those really skinny people who wears american eagle and pumps iron at the Y. well, we're not like that. we eat cheetos and play halo 2/counter strike all night after school. and we're all smart and stereotypical, too. i'm willing to bet you make fun of fat people to no end.
way too low
i'm at least a 40 right now; you should be, too. it's time for seconds and thirds at lunch time; be willing to dish out some cash for big macs for dinner, too.
~`;,<. welcome!!! #(&]][
Welcome aboard!
EDIT: I used to listen to Bjork, but she's too skinny. i just listen to blues traveler pre-weightloss now. exclusively.
Shouldn't it be 'welcome a-broad'?
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"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
yea dude get out of here
we don't take too kindly to those of you who make fun of us
baby steps, hun. baby steps. i can't just set my goal too high, i'll fall and break my leg.
i think we need members who can ~~sPeLl~~
I completely understand,
but,
you're setting your goal way too low!
superfat is the way to go!
whoa!
>Well then there's no need to post here, and I where baggy shirts so I don't look fat. And I'm Fat An I'm proud, But no halo, I wish I had an x-box, But Ratchet clank and Chicago deep dish pizza.~ Draak ~
Hell yeah! Do you have a Papa Murphy's in your area? If so, have you ever tried their stuffed Chicago style pizza? Oh my god, it's practically orgasmic. And cheap, too!
There arn't enough hours in the day for working out! Often times I strap a couple tons to my back and do sprints. You people make me sick!
Be aware of singing as if you were half dead,
or half asleep:
but lift your voice with strength.
Be no more afraid of your voice now,
nor more ashamed of its being heard,
than when you sang the songs of Satan.