Hello everyone, and welcome to the No Fat Chicks clan! No fat chicks are allowed.
So if you're fat, and you're a chick, then don't even bother applying.
CLAN COUNCIL: unsanitary999
You Are Not Pro
titus
(note: currently invited to the council is \m/ >.< \m/ and carpo)
OTHER MEMBERS:
None yet! We have a couple people we could easily let in, so apply today! Just say you wanna join, and you'll basically get a one-week trial membership unless you're a loser or a fat chick, in which case you don't get considered.
CURRENT TRIAL MEMBERSHIPS:
N/A. Read above.
FRIENDS:
N/A
MISSION STATEMENT:
The year is 2005. The obesity epidemic in America is at an all-time high; with numerous people (especially women) being over 100 pounds. Obviously, anything over 100 pounds is not pretty, so we want to create a healthy environemt for real healthy people can join together to help promote themselves as a clan.
Oh yeah, and we basically hate everyone else on MTGsalvation, too. Especially the mods.
update on life? tore my ACL this year, can't play football. disappointing because of how hard i had worked over the summer. plan to play next (my senior) year.
other than that, not much. talk if you want to know more.
I have to point out that if a female is under 100 pounds that she is either very short or very underweight. I'm 5'6" and 117 pounds - most people tell me to gain weight, not lose it. I have nothing against the "no fat chicks allowed" thing, but I do have something against your definition of a "fat chick". Basicly you have just called most underweight and normal women "fat."
Um...wow...Mysogynist alert! Even 120 pounds is often unhealthy. If you're saying that any woman over 100 pounds is obese and unattractive, then you have a choice between procreating only with preteenage girls (do NOT get any ideas) and turning the world's entire female populace anorexic, which would destroy reproduction and essentially end the human race. So, IMO, this clan is disgusting and should be immediately disbanded, and all three of you are creeps and should be immediately virtually smacked upside the head. *washes self of disgustingness*
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I hide myself within my flower
That, wearing on your breast,
You, unsuspecting, wear me too -
And angels know the rest.
Um...wow...Mysogynist alert! Even 120 pounds is often unhealthy. If you're saying that any woman over 100 pounds is obese and unattractive, then you have a choice between procreating only with preteenage girls (do NOT get any ideas) and turning the world's entire female populace anorexic, which would destroy reproduction and essentially end the human race. So, IMO, this clan is disgusting and should be immediately disbanded, and all three of you are creeps and should be immediately virtually smacked upside the head. *washes self of disgustingness*
misogynist
don't get all angry just because you can only get with fat chicks
This is a request for friendship.
I dont post much, but you all know me.
Also, this really isnt anything I said up there, I just needed some place to ++.
EDIT: I am also laughing.
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MAENTWROG (n. Welsh)
Celtic word for a computer spelling mistake. SR
MISSION STATEMENT:
The year is 2005. The obesity epidemic in America is at an all-time high; with numerous people (especially women) being over 100 pounds. Obviously, anything over 100 pounds is not pretty, so we want to create a healthy environemt for real healthy people can join together to help promote themselves as a clan.
Women over 100 pounds are bad? Um. I think we might have to change that just a little. Something along the lines of Eva Longoria/Kelly Brook weight class. Like 120/125 is like perfect for a women. Anything over is started to get fat. That is my only thing I think should be changed.
Jessica Simpson: 109lb (Google Search)
Kelly Brook: 118lb (Google Search)
Jessica Alba: 127lb (Google Search - This sounds wrong. Maybe its just her big booty :))
Anyways, now to the cool stuff. Sunday I went to the local card shop. Play testing with people for States to get that last little bit in. Then comes walking is the coolest guy ever. A bounty hunter! This guy rarely comes into the local card shop he only comes in for about 30 mins to get like a giant stack of comics that he normally reads and then leaves. He will do a little chatting but not much. If you want a general idea of what he looks like I will say he looks like a clone of Cable from Marvel comics.
Look at the image I uploaded. Picture cable just like that but with a little darker skin tone and brown hair. He is ****ing awesome this guy that goes to our card shop.
EDIT: He is even built like Cable as well.
EDIT: I am laughing.
T2Sux: You lose for putting dollar signs next to Howard Roark's head.
Quote from Cody »
Yalta has an account, but he's refusing to join only under the circumstances that he's becoming a mod on MTGNEWS, so he wants to have a GOOD REPUTATION.
Yalta loses twice, he did not become a mod, while I have been exaggeratedly immature and did become a mod.
Excellent, titus is back! Though you will be suspended soon. And Cody, get Yalta now that he is not a mod.
Mahler's First is nice, the rest of his symphonies pretty much suck, however. I'm listening to the second movement, I remember when the ship inspector played it on Janeway's ship, then he pretended to join her side to help the refugees escape, and they would have had sex but it turned out he was working undercover for the immigration police. But of course Janeway one in the end, but she cried. It sucks that Voyager is syndicated, I think it is the only one, TNG is not syndicated, by far the best Star Trek series.
Also, I cant make banners at all. Well if I had a better computer, but right now I dont because its a pile of ****. However, we could ask around the Sig Shops for one. What would be a good general banner? How about something like this: http://funnyjunk.com/p/euro_vs_america-jpg.html
So if you're fat, and you're a chick, then don't even bother applying.
CLAN COUNCIL:
unsanitary999
You Are Not Pro
titus
(note: currently invited to the council is \m/ >.< \m/ and carpo)
OTHER MEMBERS:
None yet! We have a couple people we could easily let in, so apply today! Just say you wanna join, and you'll basically get a one-week trial membership unless you're a loser or a fat chick, in which case you don't get considered.
CURRENT TRIAL MEMBERSHIPS:
N/A. Read above.
FRIENDS:
N/A
MISSION STATEMENT:
The year is 2005. The obesity epidemic in America is at an all-time high; with numerous people (especially women) being over 100 pounds. Obviously, anything over 100 pounds is not pretty, so we want to create a healthy environemt for real healthy people can join together to help promote themselves as a clan.
Oh yeah, and we basically hate everyone else on MTGsalvation, too. Especially the mods.
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Hey guys, it's the first post!
Can anyone here make sweet-ass banners?
OMFG linkage
fat chicks are bad
yes
very bad
update on life? tore my ACL this year, can't play football. disappointing because of how hard i had worked over the summer. plan to play next (my senior) year.
other than that, not much. talk if you want to know more.
oh and i can't make banners
edit: fat chick in avvy
GET OUT OF OUR THREAD, FATTY
Moderator Action: Flame Warning - votan
Please read the Forum Rules
That, wearing on your breast,
You, unsuspecting, wear me too -
And angels know the rest.
misogynist
don't get all angry just because you can only get with fat chicks
I dont post much, but you all know me.
Also, this really isnt anything I said up there, I just needed some place to ++.
EDIT: I am also laughing.
Celtic word for a computer spelling mistake.
SR
Jessica Simpson: 109lb (Google Search)
Kelly Brook: 118lb (Google Search)
Jessica Alba: 127lb (Google Search - This sounds wrong. Maybe its just her big booty :))
Anyways, now to the cool stuff. Sunday I went to the local card shop. Play testing with people for States to get that last little bit in. Then comes walking is the coolest guy ever. A bounty hunter! This guy rarely comes into the local card shop he only comes in for about 30 mins to get like a giant stack of comics that he normally reads and then leaves. He will do a little chatting but not much. If you want a general idea of what he looks like I will say he looks like a clone of Cable from Marvel comics.
Look at the image I uploaded. Picture cable just like that but with a little darker skin tone and brown hair. He is ****ing awesome this guy that goes to our card shop.
EDIT: He is even built like Cable as well.
EDIT: I am laughing.
T2Sux: You lose for putting dollar signs next to Howard Roark's head. Yalta loses twice, he did not become a mod, while I have been exaggeratedly immature and did become a mod.
Excellent, titus is back! Though you will be suspended soon. And Cody, get Yalta now that he is not a mod.
Mahler's First is nice, the rest of his symphonies pretty much suck, however. I'm listening to the second movement, I remember when the ship inspector played it on Janeway's ship, then he pretended to join her side to help the refugees escape, and they would have had sex but it turned out he was working undercover for the immigration police. But of course Janeway one in the end, but she cried. It sucks that Voyager is syndicated, I think it is the only one, TNG is not syndicated, by far the best Star Trek series.
Also, I cant make banners at all. Well if I had a better computer, but right now I dont because its a pile of ****. However, we could ask around the Sig Shops for one. What would be a good general banner? How about something like this: http://funnyjunk.com/p/euro_vs_america-jpg.html
Hahaha.