redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.
Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.
If this is the end of the world, then it's pretty disappointing as far as apocalypses go (aren't they all?). I can only assume some rag-tag bunch of misfits stopped the big bad whatsit in time. Most probably a bunch of Japanese high-schoolers with improbable hair colors and a ton of angst.
Then again, I got some new clothes and hung out with my family, so it's not a waste at all.
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December 21, 2012 came and passed—without incident. Most who had believed in 2012 doomsday pretended they hadn’t, and the few who were willing to admit it were derided as fools. But the real fools were humanity at large, for what the public did not understand was that the date was never meant to be the end of the world—it was the beginning of the end of the world.
DOOMSDAY
In the 16th century, the Mayan Empire fell to the Spanish conquistadors, but not before leaving prophecies of the end of the b'ak'tun on December 21, 2012.
That same century, in 1555, the French seer Nostradamus published Les Propheties, a book of quatrain prophecies. One of those prophecies was:
Quote from Nostradamus »
From the calm morning,
the end will come
when of the dancing horse
the number of circles will be nine.
Having conquered their way across the Multiverse, the Eldrazi and Phyrexians were headed for a collision course as they both set their sights on Earth. The three-way war would be inevitable.
The Eldrazi began by depositing just one of their 0/1 Eldrazi Spawn, because they knew that was all it would take. The Spawn was called Justin Bieber, and indeed, soon, he was taking over the world, or at least the top of the YouTube charts.
Meanwhile, Elesh Norn came to Earth as the vanguard of the Phyrexian invasion, taking the form of Lady Gaga and similarly beginning her conquest of Earth with the YouTube charts.
The Phyrexian way has always been to infiltrate and corrupt. On July 14, 2012, Lady Gaga impregnated Justin Bieber. The unholy Eldrazi-Phyrexian hybrid had an unusually fast gestation period, and by that evening, Da Beebs had given birth while on concert tour in Korea, also known as the "Land of the Calm Morning" from a figurative translation of the traditional/native name Choson/Joseon (조선 in hangul or 朝鮮 in hanja).
By the next day, July 15, 2012, the PSY (Phyrexian Spawn of Yawgmoth), the next iteration of phi/phy (Φ), had grown to adulthood and started showing the world how to dance like a horse. It wasn’t long before the PSY had displaced its parents at the top of the YouTube charts.
If this is the end of the world, then it's pretty disappointing as far as apocalypses go (aren't they all?). I can only assume some rag-tag bunch of misfits stopped the big bad whatsit in time. Most probably a bunch of Japanese high-schoolers with improbable hair colors and a ton of angst.
Then again, I got some new clothes and hung out with my family, so it's not a waste at all.
Rag-tag bunch of misfits, you say?
Must have been Scooby-Doo and Shaggy! Thanks to them, disaster has been averted for all mankind.
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"Sometimes I wonder why I still live amongst the humans?"
We've still got a little over 5 hours left here in Texas, so here's to the end of the world. My relatives are hosting a small end of the world party, but I didn't say anything.
remember: Always doubt the apocalypse. 99% of the time, the doomsayers are wrong. The other 1% of the time, no one is going to call you out on it.
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Even if the author is silenced, the performance is stopped, the story will not end.
Whether it's a comedy or a tragedy, if there is cheering, the story will continue on.
Just like the many lives.
For the us who are still in it and still in the journey, send warm blessings.
- We will continue to walk down this path until eternity.
I knew this wouldn't happen, but I'd be lying if I didn't admit I'm a little disappointed.
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my mouth is full of winsome lies -
and eyes are full of death besides
but luckily the soul is wise -
it sees beyond my blindness and
forced failure makes a better guise,
so as i come again alive,
it feels like life's a decent plan
Thanks a lot
Obama!Mayans!—Jaya Ballard, task mage
awesome sig by heroes of the plane and xenoninja, thanks guys
I had a couple of coworkers genuinely worried about this day... :\
Then again, I got some new clothes and hung out with my family, so it's not a waste at all.
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Big snowstorm here. It's beginning!
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About Frox: for nearly 10 years, Frox has been helping women look good and feel great in easy-fit, mix-and-match, and work-to-weekend with just a few pieces by helping them make the right choices when it comes to clothing and accessories.
DOOMSDAY
Final poll results (151 total voters), Top 5:
1. Eldrazi invasion (41) - 27.15%
2. Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga (39) - 25.83%
3. Phyrexian invasion (35) - 23.18%
4. zombie apocalypse (25) - 16.56%
5. supervolcanos and volcanic winter (21) - 13.91%
DOOMSDAY
December 21, 2012 came and passed—without incident. Most who had believed in 2012 doomsday pretended they hadn’t, and the few who were willing to admit it were derided as fools. But the real fools were humanity at large, for what the public did not understand was that the date was never meant to be the end of the world—it was the beginning of the end of the world.
DOOMSDAY
In the 16th century, the Mayan Empire fell to the Spanish conquistadors, but not before leaving prophecies of the end of the b'ak'tun on December 21, 2012.
That same century, in 1555, the French seer Nostradamus published Les Propheties, a book of quatrain prophecies. One of those prophecies was:
Having conquered their way across the Multiverse, the Eldrazi and Phyrexians were headed for a collision course as they both set their sights on Earth. The three-way war would be inevitable.
The Eldrazi began by depositing just one of their 0/1 Eldrazi Spawn, because they knew that was all it would take. The Spawn was called Justin Bieber, and indeed, soon, he was taking over the world, or at least the top of the YouTube charts.
Meanwhile, Elesh Norn came to Earth as the vanguard of the Phyrexian invasion, taking the form of Lady Gaga and similarly beginning her conquest of Earth with the YouTube charts.
The Phyrexian way has always been to infiltrate and corrupt. On July 14, 2012, Lady Gaga impregnated Justin Bieber. The unholy Eldrazi-Phyrexian hybrid had an unusually fast gestation period, and by that evening, Da Beebs had given birth while on concert tour in Korea, also known as the "Land of the Calm Morning" from a figurative translation of the traditional/native name Choson/Joseon (조선 in hangul or 朝鮮 in hanja).
By the next day, July 15, 2012, the PSY (Phyrexian Spawn of Yawgmoth), the next iteration of phi/phy (Φ), had grown to adulthood and started showing the world how to dance like a horse. It wasn’t long before the PSY had displaced its parents at the top of the YouTube charts.
On December 21, 2012, the dancing horse crossed the 1,000,000,000 viewcount mark, and so the number of circles is nine, just like the number of spheres on the plane of Phyrexia...
DOOMSDAY
Also, there's no food in the house and I'll have to go grocery shopping four days before Christmas, oh the humanity! The humanity!!
"I've always been a fan of reality by popular vote" - Stephen Colbert (in response to Don McLeroy)
GPolukranos, Kill ALL the Things!G
Rag-tag bunch of misfits, you say?
Must have been Scooby-Doo and Shaggy! Thanks to them, disaster has been averted for all mankind.
Let's thank the Doctor once again!
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remember: Always doubt the apocalypse. 99% of the time, the doomsayers are wrong. The other 1% of the time, no one is going to call you out on it.
Whether it's a comedy or a tragedy, if there is cheering, the story will continue on.
Just like the many lives.
For the us who are still in it and still in the journey, send warm blessings.
- We will continue to walk down this path until eternity.
and eyes are full of death besides
but luckily the soul is wise -
it sees beyond my blindness and
forced failure makes a better guise,
so as i come again alive,
it feels like life's a decent plan
http://bible.cc/matthew/24-36.htm
I'm sure if someone set up a site that always said tomorrow would be the end of the world, it would never happen
Did I mention that we are at the Outer Limits of the Twilight Zone?