The perfect partner for me (In somewhat order but not really):
1. LOYALTY - If you are thinking about !@#%#$# around, please come talk to me about it, or break up with me first. *@*$#@*%
2. I can have a night out with the guys; stay up into the night on Saturday playing Skyrim; or go to an all day Magic tournament every now and then and not get whined at, expect compensation, or be the target of unreasonably jealousy. I won't abuse that privilege, I promise.
3. Have your own life. I don't want to spend every waking minute with you. Sorry. Also if you ask me every 5 minutes "Do you love me?" or some variation of that then I will punch you in the kidney.
4. My intellectual equal. If I can't hold a conversation with you then that's a huge problem. Also know when to be serious and when to be silly. Be able to read my subtle body language/tone because I don't wear my emotions on my sleeves and I don't talk about them much unless asked.
5. Laid-back, down to Earth, good sense of humor, not easily offended, open-minded...
6. Be willing to try, experiment and enjoy many different sexual situations. If you are a pill in bed then we are all wrong for each other.
7. Shorter than me, cute more than beautiful, healthy, goes to the gym. Highlights with fun colors, some piercings/tattoos are a plus as well. I prefer white, but doesn't have to be. Also no amazons please, if your femur is bigger than my torso than I'm not interested. C-cup is perfect, big enough and won't sag as much later. No fake breasts. Also cute feet.
Did I miss anything? Obviously I would want someone who is actually in love with me, but hopefully that goes without saying...
All of these are negotiabe except for #1.
Also, what the hell is a trap? I would google it but I'm at work and I'm afraid in case my boss walks by...
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Also, what the hell is a trap? I would google it but I'm at work and I'm afraid in case my boss walks by...
A trap is a "chick" with a stick... and I don't mean of the lacrosse or hockey variety.
Also, interesting thread. It's cool to see what people put as their highest priorities.
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-Skinny, and under 5'9". I weigh 120, and I like feeling like the bigger one. I can't really stand big girls.
-Must be nerdy or willing to accept my nerdiness.
-Must be agnostic/atheist. I don't think anything turns me off more than religion.
-Must not drink, smoke, or do drugs.
-It would be cool if she had tattoos. I'm into alternative girls, although I'm really not picky about styles. I've dated athletic girls before too.
-She should probably be white, or at least 60% white. I'm not really all that attracted to other races for some reason.
-Must be liberal, and care about politics. It is a real turn-off when a girl says they don't care about politics, or that they hate reading. It pretty much either means they're stupid, or they refuse to be passionate about something. I speak my mind, maybe even a little too much. I need someone like that.
-Must not have kids. I'm 21, and I'm too young to have kids. That means she is too young to have kids as well, because I wouldn't date someone super old.
-Must not be selfish, *****y, etc. Must make me a big priority.
-Must not have mental or emotional problems. I've been with girls like that before. Yuck.
-Must have nice teeth. I really get disgusted by bad teeth. My teeth are naturally perfect, so I would prefer if hers were as well, that way our kids would never need braces. lol.
-Oh yeah, she should be pretty attractive in general. That way we be havin' some sexayyy babiess. haha.
-A love for music and the arts in general is important, since I'm into all that stuff. I can't really stand sports lovers either.
But yeahh... I think that's all I can think of for now? I don't really understand what the point is of a thread like this on a magic forum anyway. ha.
I believe that I have enough social competence to slip into a party or two, potentially wooing some attractive females that would not mind spending the evening performing the booty dance on me.
-Must be liberal, and care about politics. It is a real turn-off when a girl says they don't care about politics, or that they hate reading. It pretty much either means they're stupid, or they refuse to be passionate about something. I speak my mind, maybe even a little too much. I need someone like that.
Really? So if you don't like politics you're either stupid or can't be passionate about anything?
I'd type something about being insulted and you insulting the whole human race(not serious) but I think you'll try to explain yourself and show that it sounded a bit different than you intended. Actually, who cares, you might not do it but I'll assume that you meant to sound differently.
The ideal significant other should be the perfect person for you... so in my case she would have to be interested chilling out on some video games/table top games on a regular basis. Being able to go out and have a good time, whether it is going out to dinner, or out to the bars. Low drama, low stress and low maintenance. Artistic and creative. Attractiveness is the last thing. I dont mean to sound shallow, but I think its important to at least be somewhat attracted to your significant other. It doesnt even have to by physical... you could simply be attracted to how they draw for example.
Lucky for me, I have been dating someone who fits that description since last November.
She's gotta be a female. I prefer the skinny, athletic type, who's about 5'7" to 5'9". I care more about personality traits than looks, but I still prefer brunettes > blondes, nice eyes, nice legs, good complexions, and a good fashion sense.
As for the intangibles, she's got to be a Christian (not Catholic) who at least appreciates my sense of humor, share my appreciation for sports (I'd like the same for music but that's probably not going to happen)... I'm not too nerdy so I don't care if she doesn't accept some of this stuff. I'd give it up for her. She's got to be a warm, friendly, loyal person who I can just goof around with and talk to on a deep level. Someone who knows how to listen and who I actually want to listen to.
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Nice eyes, similar taste in music, preferably mixed race, in shape, nice hair, easy to talk to, scene/hipster, shorter than me, not obnoxious, cute/beautiful rather than hot/sexy, funny but not all the time, isn't massively into nerdy stuff but still lets me do what I do, not immature, kind of quirky but not weird, knows more than one language, has an American or British accent, stretched ears but not too stretched, more than just ears pierced, tasteful tattoos, intelligent, interesting, and lots of other stuff that I don't feel like listing right now.
I have one main requirement for any nice young lady I choose to spend my time with, trust. I know what I do in relationships and I know that treat any partner with respect and honesty, I just ask for it in return. Getting it has been the problem. meh
Anyways, ideally, I go after chicks who are shorter than me, have a few tattoos/body mods, and love movies. I seriously spend most of my free time watching really bad random movies or going to see midnight shows and stuff. So she would have to be down for that. I usually don't have problems finding these qualities, its that first requirement that's tricky.
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Things that are important to me:
Trust, Honesty, Tolerance, Kind, No mental conditions, accepts most of me for who I am (if they get pissed off at things I'm willing to change, then thats fine but they musn't try to convert me), Open minded, likes the way look and isn't self concious about they're looks (And they say thank you or I love you after I say they're beautiful rather than NO, STOP LYING!), Deep and philosophical.
Things which help greatly:
Knows how to fight. Likes dorky, nerdy and geeky stuff enough to have an interest in them when I go on my geeky escapades. Asian, half asian, or has red hair, OR curly blonde hair, or curly dark brown or black hair. Has nicely coloured eyes. Isn't very fat, (a little chubb is good) but not too skinny either. A curvy figure (gosh it so hot!). FUN!
Does some kind of regular excercise. Likes to help organise our dates. Confident. Shares my love of food and cooking. Is musical.
A trap is a "chick" with a stick... and I don't mean of the lacrosse or hockey variety.
Not quite. Strictly speaking, a "trap" is just a male crossdresser, and usually refers to anime/game characters (Bridget from Guilty Gear is a classic example). People also apply "trap" to trans women on the "trans women are really men" principle, but this meaning evolved from the first and is largely used either pejoratively or in an objectifying manner.
Really? So if you don't like politics you're either stupid or can't be passionate about anything?
I'd type something about being insulted and you insulting the whole human race(not serious) but I think you'll try to explain yourself and show that it sounded a bit different than you intended. Actually, who cares, you might not do it but I'll assume that you meant to sound differently.
I meant that people should stand up for the important issues that affect our world; be passionate about it. You don't have to like politics, I certainly don't. I think politics are flawed. But politics directly affect our world, so we must take an interest in it, and take a stand for the things that we believe in. If you can't do that, then you have no passion. I just hate it when a girl's response about politics is: "I don't f-ing care about them, they're soooo boring!"
I believe that I have enough social competence to slip into a party or two, potentially wooing some attractive females that would not mind spending the evening performing the booty dance on me.
My perfect match would be:
-Female
-Straight,Blaze Red hair
-Emerald Green eyes
-5'9"-5'11"
-Smooth, Pale skin
-Athletic body, curves in all the right places
-Big Breast
-Full, beautiful lips
-Legs that go on for days
-See the world in her eyes when she looks at me
-Caucasion or asian
Fondness for the outdoors, like to get her hands dirty, likes classic and muscle cars and likes to help work on them, like camo, like big trucks and video games, avid magic player
kind personality with a wild side mixed with alittle kinkiness, genuine caring person, would rather sit around a fire in the woods next to the river rather than go to a fancy restaurant. beautiful soul, full of trust, excepts me for me, looks and all. just the perfect package
But no matter how hard i try ill never find a girl like that.
Someone who is exactly the same as me, but female.
I'm a narcissist, what can I say?
Not at all! I think the most important thing is having a best friend who is your partner. As you grow together, you become more like each other. Good looks and perfect hair will only last so long. When you're both 60 and saggy, it's not going to matter what they look like if you hate each other.
Huge tits, low self esteem, passive agressive and cold hearted, those are the main ones. More seriously I like assertive, philosophical, kinky and silly. Not jealous is cool too because I'm into polyamory so this person may or may not be the only person I will be getting "romantic" with. I'm into free love though not polygamy though so I don't care if who I "date" goes and "dates" other people with or without me.
Looks:
Race: Anything in a band from Scotland through the UK, France, Germany, and Russia. Also any mix of the above, or half-Japanese. (damn those half Japanese girls do it to me every time.)
Height/weight: Between 5'7" and 6' and around the 60-70kg mark (not super slim and not butch).
Natural hair colour: Anything from red through to light brown (basically not black or any shade of blonde).
Blue-green eyes.
±3 years from my own age.
Personality:
Intelligent and perceptive. I could never stand someone who isn't knowledgeable about either science or literature.
Naturally that also lends itself to a certain amount of individualism.
I wouldn't mind if she's a bit tsundere.
Religion isn't important to me. Ideally she'd share my views.
Interests: I'm not too fussed about her hobbies, as long as she respects mine. Sharing some of mine would probably be part of the 'ideal'.
(For the record, I'm married. I'm speaking in general terms here though.)
Sex/Gender:
Either sex, matching gender. Not into transgendered people. Considering that there are social consequences to being in a same-sex relationship, it's always been easier to be with men so I guess culture/society kinda steered me in that direction.
Looks:
Regardless of if its a guy or girl, I like a kind of alternative/punk look. Just kind of a casual look is good too. I don't like a business-style of dress or general appearance. And dyed hair is always a plus!
For guys I like him to be tall, and athletic-looking, but not ripped and super-muscular like a body builder (which I find gross). Some facial hair is nice, but keep it to a minimum and keep it trimmed. And preferably no mustache as it makes kissing unpleasant for me. I like short, dark hair on guys (if it isn't dyed ;))
For girls I also prefer a somewhat thin, athletic look (it shows that you take care of yourself) with a girlish figure. Some boobs are nice, but I find huge ones to be gross. I rarely like girls with short hair, but I've seen it pulled off successfully occasionally. If her hair isn't dyed I like blonde hair for girls.
Personality:
In a word: chill.
Someone who I can just relax with. I don't want them to be a source of drama in my life. The less serious their personality while with me the better. They like to goof off and have fun, or just sit around and relax. Yet they also recognize that there is a time and place to be serious about things (such as having a career, or about being committed to each other).
Resolves conflicts quickly. When disagreements pop up, as they inevitably do, try and resolve it ASAP. They need to be willing to make a sacrifice in order to resolve a conflict occasionally, because that's what I tend to do and after doing this after awhile I start to feel cheated, so having a partner who will make sacrifices for the sake of resolving a conflict relieves a lot of stress in the relationship. (I love this about my husband! We both end up wanting to do things the other person's way and end up trying to let the other person have their way. Eventually one of us caves and says "Okay, fine. We'll do things my way this time. But you get your way next time!) I guess another way to say this would be: unselfish.
Honesty, kindness, open-mindedness, and loyalty are also important. But I usually pick up on it pretty quickly when these are lacking.
Specific to guys, I like confident but not cocky, and assertive but not arrogant. This isn't something I particularly care about in girls.
Specific to girls, I like a little bit of a rebellious attitude. This isn't something I particularly care about in guys.
Interests:
They really don't have to be interested in any of my hobbies, though we typically will find some things we're both into. I've always had kinda nerdy interests, but can't really recall dating anyone who shared many of them (at least at the outset). Like my husband never really watched anime before he met me, but he's gotten into it after I introduced him to it. And though we both use the XBOX, it's rarely for the same games. And there's a lot of different stuff we watch on TV too. And I'm fine with all that! Like I'll be playing Skyrim or watching survivor and he'll be on his laptop doing fantasy football; or he'll be playing modern warfare or watching sports center and I'll be on my PSP. We give each other space to do our own thing, but still have fun doing things together.
I think almost any two people will find some things they are both interested in, so I've never been too concerned about this. There's no hobby of mine that I'm so interested in that I need my partner to love it too.
Jesus Christ, you people are RIDICULOUSLY wordy and particular. You will never find all of that, then again, mine is non-existent as well, but way less complex.
The attributes I want in a girl are: skinny, deaf, mute, nymphomaniac, rich, owns a liquor store and a boat.
Sex/Gender:
Well... I'm going to do one for each, seeing as I'm pansexual.:o
Male:
Looks:
Long, dark brown hair, round face. Not well-muscled, thin. Freckled, brown-eyed (but with a special sparkle). Wide-eyed, small nose, curly hair.
Personality:
Loves to laugh, very warm, and extremely loyal. Very blunt, but still shy. Straitforward and not the kind of person who would cheat on me, but rather leave me with my heart broken (<X3 bawww). Very open to new things. Bisexual. Sick sense of humor, but not actually sick. Supportive. Very logical thinking. Pseudo-intelligent. Philosophical.
Interests:
Magic... you saw that coming. Ummm.... internet nerd (reddit 4chan etc). Not a hardcore gamer, but enjoys playing casually. OH AND MANGA/ANIME (those weird Japanese comics/animations, for those of us who are not into that). Nonreligious.
Wow... I'm *almost* completely describing my current boyfriend.... wow.
Female:
Looks:
Short, long black hair, and, you know, curvy. CUTE, not HOT. Green sparkly eyes.
Personality:
Straitforward. Logical, calculating, almost cold until you get to know her. Basically INTJ in every regard. 'nuff said.
Jesus Christ, you people are RIDICULOUSLY wordy and particular. You will never find all of that, then again, mine is non-existent as well, but way less complex.
The attributes I want in a girl are: skinny, deaf, mute, nymphomaniac, rich, owns a liquor store and a boat.
Ha. Ha. Ha ha ha... actually that *is* kinda funny.
Regarding the first half, we are describing our IDEAL significant other, not our standards.
I really do wish i could find the girl i describe. Girls here at home and the surrounding counties arent really accepting of a big guy. not wanting sympanthy, just stateing a fact. Maybe i should advertise myself on this thread lol.
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My perfect match would be:
-Female
-Straight,Blaze Red hair
-Emerald Green eyes
-5'9"-5'11"
-Smooth, Pale skin
-Athletic body, curves in all the right places
-Big Breast
-Full, beautiful lips
-Legs that go on for days
-See the world in her eyes when she looks at me
-Caucasion or asian
Fondness for the outdoors, like to get her hands dirty, likes classic and muscle cars and likes to help work on them, like camo, like big trucks and video games, avid magic player
kind personality with a wild side mixed with alittle kinkiness, genuine caring person, would rather sit around a fire in the woods next to the river rather than go to a fancy restaurant. beautiful soul, full of trust, excepts me for me, looks and all. just the perfect package
But no matter how hard i try ill never find a girl like that.
minus big boobs and 5 9- 5 11 and magic/games, thats exactly what i have. theyre out there bud.
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The perfect partner for me (In somewhat order but not really):
1. LOYALTY - If you are thinking about !@#%#$# around, please come talk to me about it, or break up with me first. *@*$#@*%
2. I can have a night out with the guys; stay up into the night on Saturday playing Skyrim; or go to an all day Magic tournament every now and then and not get whined at, expect compensation, or be the target of unreasonably jealousy. I won't abuse that privilege, I promise.
3. Have your own life. I don't want to spend every waking minute with you. Sorry. Also if you ask me every 5 minutes "Do you love me?" or some variation of that then I will punch you in the kidney.
4. My intellectual equal. If I can't hold a conversation with you then that's a huge problem. Also know when to be serious and when to be silly. Be able to read my subtle body language/tone because I don't wear my emotions on my sleeves and I don't talk about them much unless asked.
5. Laid-back, down to Earth, good sense of humor, not easily offended, open-minded...
6. Be willing to try, experiment and enjoy many different sexual situations. If you are a pill in bed then we are all wrong for each other.
7. Shorter than me, cute more than beautiful, healthy, goes to the gym. Highlights with fun colors, some piercings/tattoos are a plus as well. I prefer white, but doesn't have to be. Also no amazons please, if your femur is bigger than my torso than I'm not interested. C-cup is perfect, big enough and won't sag as much later. No fake breasts. Also cute feet.
Did I miss anything? Obviously I would want someone who is actually in love with me, but hopefully that goes without saying...
All of these are negotiabe except for #1.
Also, what the hell is a trap? I would google it but I'm at work and I'm afraid in case my boss walks by...
A trap is a "chick" with a stick... and I don't mean of the lacrosse or hockey variety.
Also, interesting thread. It's cool to see what people put as their highest priorities.
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But in all seriousness, a nice girl that's relatively good looking and who's open-minded about certain hobbies. (Magic and Videogames namely)
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-Must be nerdy or willing to accept my nerdiness.
-Must be agnostic/atheist. I don't think anything turns me off more than religion.
-Must not drink, smoke, or do drugs.
-It would be cool if she had tattoos. I'm into alternative girls, although I'm really not picky about styles. I've dated athletic girls before too.
-She should probably be white, or at least 60% white. I'm not really all that attracted to other races for some reason.
-Must be liberal, and care about politics. It is a real turn-off when a girl says they don't care about politics, or that they hate reading. It pretty much either means they're stupid, or they refuse to be passionate about something. I speak my mind, maybe even a little too much. I need someone like that.
-Must not have kids. I'm 21, and I'm too young to have kids. That means she is too young to have kids as well, because I wouldn't date someone super old.
-Must not be selfish, *****y, etc. Must make me a big priority.
-Must not have mental or emotional problems. I've been with girls like that before. Yuck.
-Must have nice teeth. I really get disgusted by bad teeth. My teeth are naturally perfect, so I would prefer if hers were as well, that way our kids would never need braces. lol.
-Oh yeah, she should be pretty attractive in general. That way we be havin' some sexayyy babiess. haha.
-A love for music and the arts in general is important, since I'm into all that stuff. I can't really stand sports lovers either.
But yeahh... I think that's all I can think of for now? I don't really understand what the point is of a thread like this on a magic forum anyway. ha.
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Really? So if you don't like politics you're either stupid or can't be passionate about anything?
I'd type something about being insulted and you insulting the whole human race(not serious) but I think you'll try to explain yourself and show that it sounded a bit different than you intended. Actually, who cares, you might not do it but I'll assume that you meant to sound differently.
Lucky for me, I have been dating someone who fits that description since last November.
FREE BLOODBRAID ELF
As for the intangibles, she's got to be a Christian (not Catholic) who at least appreciates my sense of humor, share my appreciation for sports (I'd like the same for music but that's probably not going to happen)... I'm not too nerdy so I don't care if she doesn't accept some of this stuff. I'd give it up for her. She's got to be a warm, friendly, loyal person who I can just goof around with and talk to on a deep level. Someone who knows how to listen and who I actually want to listen to.
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Anyways, ideally, I go after chicks who are shorter than me, have a few tattoos/body mods, and love movies. I seriously spend most of my free time watching really bad random movies or going to see midnight shows and stuff. So she would have to be down for that. I usually don't have problems finding these qualities, its that first requirement that's tricky.
Trust, Honesty, Tolerance, Kind, No mental conditions, accepts most of me for who I am (if they get pissed off at things I'm willing to change, then thats fine but they musn't try to convert me), Open minded, likes the way look and isn't self concious about they're looks (And they say thank you or I love you after I say they're beautiful rather than NO, STOP LYING!), Deep and philosophical.
Things which help greatly:
Knows how to fight. Likes dorky, nerdy and geeky stuff enough to have an interest in them when I go on my geeky escapades. Asian, half asian, or has red hair, OR curly blonde hair, or curly dark brown or black hair. Has nicely coloured eyes. Isn't very fat, (a little chubb is good) but not too skinny either. A curvy figure (gosh it so hot!). FUN!
Does some kind of regular excercise. Likes to help organise our dates. Confident. Shares my love of food and cooking. Is musical.
Instant turn offs:
Smokes, Tries to convert me, Arrogance, Materialistic, abuses drugs, pushy, controlling.
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Not quite. Strictly speaking, a "trap" is just a male crossdresser, and usually refers to anime/game characters (Bridget from Guilty Gear is a classic example). People also apply "trap" to trans women on the "trans women are really men" principle, but this meaning evolved from the first and is largely used either pejoratively or in an objectifying manner.
I meant that people should stand up for the important issues that affect our world; be passionate about it. You don't have to like politics, I certainly don't. I think politics are flawed. But politics directly affect our world, so we must take an interest in it, and take a stand for the things that we believe in. If you can't do that, then you have no passion. I just hate it when a girl's response about politics is: "I don't f-ing care about them, they're soooo boring!"
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white or asian.
preferably tall and skinny with dark hair.
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I'm a narcissist, what can I say?
-Female
-Straight,Blaze Red hair
-Emerald Green eyes
-5'9"-5'11"
-Smooth, Pale skin
-Athletic body, curves in all the right places
-Big Breast
-Full, beautiful lips
-Legs that go on for days
-See the world in her eyes when she looks at me
-Caucasion or asian
Fondness for the outdoors, like to get her hands dirty, likes classic and muscle cars and likes to help work on them, like camo, like big trucks and video games, avid magic player
kind personality with a wild side mixed with alittle kinkiness, genuine caring person, would rather sit around a fire in the woods next to the river rather than go to a fancy restaurant. beautiful soul, full of trust, excepts me for me, looks and all. just the perfect package
But no matter how hard i try ill never find a girl like that.
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Not at all! I think the most important thing is having a best friend who is your partner. As you grow together, you become more like each other. Good looks and perfect hair will only last so long. When you're both 60 and saggy, it's not going to matter what they look like if you hate each other.
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Female Woman.
Looks:
Race: Anything in a band from Scotland through the UK, France, Germany, and Russia. Also any mix of the above, or half-Japanese. (damn those half Japanese girls do it to me every time.)
Height/weight: Between 5'7" and 6' and around the 60-70kg mark (not super slim and not butch).
Natural hair colour: Anything from red through to light brown (basically not black or any shade of blonde).
Blue-green eyes.
±3 years from my own age.
Personality:
Intelligent and perceptive. I could never stand someone who isn't knowledgeable about either science or literature.
Naturally that also lends itself to a certain amount of individualism.
I wouldn't mind if she's a bit tsundere.
Religion isn't important to me. Ideally she'd share my views.
Interests: I'm not too fussed about her hobbies, as long as she respects mine. Sharing some of mine would probably be part of the 'ideal'.
Sex/Gender:
Either sex, matching gender. Not into transgendered people. Considering that there are social consequences to being in a same-sex relationship, it's always been easier to be with men so I guess culture/society kinda steered me in that direction.
Looks:
Regardless of if its a guy or girl, I like a kind of alternative/punk look. Just kind of a casual look is good too. I don't like a business-style of dress or general appearance. And dyed hair is always a plus!
For guys I like him to be tall, and athletic-looking, but not ripped and super-muscular like a body builder (which I find gross). Some facial hair is nice, but keep it to a minimum and keep it trimmed. And preferably no mustache as it makes kissing unpleasant for me. I like short, dark hair on guys (if it isn't dyed ;))
For girls I also prefer a somewhat thin, athletic look (it shows that you take care of yourself) with a girlish figure. Some boobs are nice, but I find huge ones to be gross. I rarely like girls with short hair, but I've seen it pulled off successfully occasionally. If her hair isn't dyed I like blonde hair for girls.
Personality:
In a word: chill.
Someone who I can just relax with. I don't want them to be a source of drama in my life. The less serious their personality while with me the better. They like to goof off and have fun, or just sit around and relax. Yet they also recognize that there is a time and place to be serious about things (such as having a career, or about being committed to each other).
Resolves conflicts quickly. When disagreements pop up, as they inevitably do, try and resolve it ASAP. They need to be willing to make a sacrifice in order to resolve a conflict occasionally, because that's what I tend to do and after doing this after awhile I start to feel cheated, so having a partner who will make sacrifices for the sake of resolving a conflict relieves a lot of stress in the relationship. (I love this about my husband! We both end up wanting to do things the other person's way and end up trying to let the other person have their way. Eventually one of us caves and says "Okay, fine. We'll do things my way this time. But you get your way next time!) I guess another way to say this would be: unselfish.
Honesty, kindness, open-mindedness, and loyalty are also important. But I usually pick up on it pretty quickly when these are lacking.
Specific to guys, I like confident but not cocky, and assertive but not arrogant. This isn't something I particularly care about in girls.
Specific to girls, I like a little bit of a rebellious attitude. This isn't something I particularly care about in guys.
Interests:
They really don't have to be interested in any of my hobbies, though we typically will find some things we're both into. I've always had kinda nerdy interests, but can't really recall dating anyone who shared many of them (at least at the outset). Like my husband never really watched anime before he met me, but he's gotten into it after I introduced him to it. And though we both use the XBOX, it's rarely for the same games. And there's a lot of different stuff we watch on TV too. And I'm fine with all that! Like I'll be playing Skyrim or watching survivor and he'll be on his laptop doing fantasy football; or he'll be playing modern warfare or watching sports center and I'll be on my PSP. We give each other space to do our own thing, but still have fun doing things together.
I think almost any two people will find some things they are both interested in, so I've never been too concerned about this. There's no hobby of mine that I'm so interested in that I need my partner to love it too.
I braced myself and still wasn't quite prepared for that.
Just one?
The attributes I want in a girl are: skinny, deaf, mute, nymphomaniac, rich, owns a liquor store and a boat.
Well... I'm going to do one for each, seeing as I'm pansexual.:o
Male:
Looks:
Long, dark brown hair, round face. Not well-muscled, thin. Freckled, brown-eyed (but with a special sparkle). Wide-eyed, small nose, curly hair.
Personality:
Loves to laugh, very warm, and extremely loyal. Very blunt, but still shy. Straitforward and not the kind of person who would cheat on me, but rather leave me with my heart broken (<X3 bawww). Very open to new things. Bisexual. Sick sense of humor, but not actually sick. Supportive. Very logical thinking. Pseudo-intelligent. Philosophical.
Interests:
Magic... you saw that coming. Ummm.... internet nerd (reddit 4chan etc). Not a hardcore gamer, but enjoys playing casually. OH AND MANGA/ANIME (those weird Japanese comics/animations, for those of us who are not into that). Nonreligious.
Wow... I'm *almost* completely describing my current boyfriend.... wow.
Female:
Looks:
Short, long black hair, and, you know, curvy. CUTE, not HOT. Green sparkly eyes.
Personality:
Straitforward. Logical, calculating, almost cold until you get to know her. Basically INTJ in every regard. 'nuff said.
Interests:
Eh. Japanese culture. Nerdy stuffs.
From Disappointing Signet Inc.!
Generation 16: First time you see this, change the number up 1 and copy into sig. It's a social experiment.
Ha. Ha. Ha ha ha... actually that *is* kinda funny.
Regarding the first half, we are describing our IDEAL significant other, not our standards.
From Disappointing Signet Inc.!
Generation 16: First time you see this, change the number up 1 and copy into sig. It's a social experiment.
awesome sig by heroes of the plane and xenoninja, thanks guys
minus big boobs and 5 9- 5 11 and magic/games, thats exactly what i have. theyre out there bud.
Flavor of the week.
Modern:
Boros
B/W Ghost Dad Blade
Thanks to Heroes of the Plane Studios.