What man goes to his ex's house when she calls him, and then talks about his new girlfriend...and then sleeps there anyway...not to say that he deserved this, but, he's apparently not particularly bright.
That's just mean, I hope that he gets all the money. Either way he had to be pretty dumb to fall asleep after telling her he is in love with someone else after all that she did.
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Nick: I lay a swamp, tap, dark ritual...
Me: If you cast a hypnotic specter I'll punch you in the face
Nick:...ahh I take 3 points of mana burn
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I've warned my wife. She ever cheats on me and I'll glue her cootch shut.
Thank you, I now have onion ring in my nasal cavity.
And I don't buy the "Hey, this isn't funny, it's sad and cruel" thing. It's totally funny. And the cruelty makes it even better. He was dumb, she was crazy, and it all leads to balls glued to legs. Genius. It's like frat hazing, only better cuz it's an ex doing it, which holds all kinds of pent-up stuff.
If you fall in love with someone else, never tell your significant other. Just keep lying how much you love them or else you may find your genitals glued to your legs.
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If you fall in love with someone else, never tell your significant other. Just keep lying how much you love them or else you may find your genitals glued to your legs.
Aesop couldn't write a better tale.
But seriously this is hilarious. Absolutely hilarious! At the same time though, just thinking about having my testicles glued then peeled off my leg and my ***** being glued then peeled off my stomach makes me cringe a mighty cringe....
Yes, if I am ever dumb enough to cheat and stupid enough to let my wife anywhere in the vicinity of my package, I would deserve to get them glued. My wife has more creativity that that though. I threatened to glue her shut. She threatened to glue me to a cinderblock (ala Old School) and drop it just as I woke up.
I once superglued a friends hand to his own ass. THAT was funny.
One of my friends superglued some guys hand to a girl's butt (the bare skin) at a party. They were both too drunk to notice. THAT was HILARIOUS.
Okay, I'm not sure if this would be under Entertainment, but I thought it was dang funny!
Make sure you hide all the superglue before you cuddle up with that significant other!!! bwahahahaha!!!
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Nick: I lay a swamp, tap, dark ritual...
Me: If you cast a hypnotic specter I'll punch you in the face
Nick:...ahh I take 3 points of mana burn
The reason I play black according to CrovaxtheCursed:
Oh man, that's superb. The best part was that he had to walk like that. That's totally the punchline. The awesome, awesome punchline.
Hee!!
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More original acts of wanton cruelty, please.
She must have seen that movie
Actually, that's the minimum. The jury can award more.
Thank you, I now have onion ring in my nasal cavity.
And I don't buy the "Hey, this isn't funny, it's sad and cruel" thing. It's totally funny. And the cruelty makes it even better. He was dumb, she was crazy, and it all leads to balls glued to legs. Genius. It's like frat hazing, only better cuz it's an ex doing it, which holds all kinds of pent-up stuff.
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Fracture: Israfiel (WBR), Wujal (URG), Valedon (GUB), Amduat (BGW), Paladris (RWU)
Collision (Set Two of the Fracture Block)
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If you fall in love with someone else, never tell your significant other. Just keep lying how much you love them or else you may find your genitals glued to your legs.
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Arkham, the 1920's. Investigators battle horrors from beyond time and space, risking life and sanity while conspiracies of cultists and malign servitors seek gateways for their outer gods to return...
Soon, the stars will be right! Great Cthulhu shall rise!
Aesop couldn't write a better tale.
But seriously this is hilarious. Absolutely hilarious! At the same time though, just thinking about having my testicles glued then peeled off my leg and my ***** being glued then peeled off my stomach makes me cringe a mighty cringe....
Punitive damages are limitless.
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Oh, the pain that guy must've gone through. Poor fella...
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I once superglued a friends hand to his own ass. THAT was funny.
One of my friends superglued some guys hand to a girl's butt (the bare skin) at a party. They were both too drunk to notice. THAT was HILARIOUS.