LSK is a Giant Robot that has Crablike Pincers, can Leap Great Distances, is Susceptible to Electrical Damage, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.
(Strength: 11 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 13)
George W. Bush is a Giant Lizard that eats Rocks, Glows in the Dark, leaves a Trail of Goo, and breathes Ice Vapour.
When attacking:-
Strength: 8
Agility: 4 Intelligence: 3
Cold Attack!
Nice...
Dusk_the_fallen is a Giant Squid that was Found beneath the Ice at the South Pole, dissolves in Water, has a Single Giant Eye and a Long, Prehensile Tongue, and carries a Flamethrower.
WTF...
And finally, face my favourite one of them all: Bonko, the Clown
"There is no royal road to science, and only those who do not dread the fatiguing climb
of its steep paths have a chance of gaining its luminous summits"
-Karl Heinrich Marx Cube
... Yeah, I was kinda wondering about that too....
Oh well, Let's not question that when i'm a Giant Ant that has a Metal Jaw, looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit, and lives Underwater.
Heh. 12 Intelligence. Men are often insulted for thinking with their ****s, but this **** is sharper than my character.
You'd think with a cool name like Holiday Pirate Bob, you'd get a little more respect. But noooo, he gives up his own time off from plundering to offer holiday greetings, and what does he get? Heavy metal armor and low stats
Heh. 12 Intelligence. Men are often insulted for thinking with their ****s, but this **** is sharper than my character.
You'd think with a cool name like Holiday Pirate Bob, you'd get a little more respect. But noooo, he gives up his own time off from plundering to offer holiday greetings, and what does he get? Heavy metal armor and low stats
(the armor is pretty cool though)
EDIT: ****
yes yes that's the word. Didn't know if it should be censored or not. "My ____" is funny because it's depicted as a Giant drago with a swollen head
Strength: 9
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 1
Turbo164 is a Giant Blob that Glows in the Dark, controls the Weather, can Change Colour, and is Wreathed with Flames.
When attacking:-
Strength: 9
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 3
Cold Attack!
Fire Attack!
Water Attack!
o_O
Edit: Urza is a pansy, Yawgmoth is sensitive to Undead, Gerrard can fly, Karn is cool, Squee is friggin AWESOME:
Strength: 5
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 6
Squee is a Giant Mecha-Ant that cowers from Radiation and from Fire, has Prehensile Eyes, is Worshipped as a God, Screeches when Angry, and is Easily Confused.
Strength: 3
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 9
Squee, goblin nabob is a Human-Sized Robot that is Just Trying to Get Home, can Phase in and out of Existence, and is Very Slow.
Umezawa's Jitte, Black Lotus, Skullclamp... lol.
Giant Battle Monsters is decent.
Gads i need to get some work done
Edit again: Protoss! Donald Duck! Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs! Bill Clinton vs Al Gore! Omg work!!!11
(Strength: 11 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 13)
Unleash your Giant Battle Monster!
Yeah, stuff on kevan.org is pretty fun...
Nice...
WTF...
And finally, face my favourite one of them all: Bonko, the Clown
Come on, bring it
Hehe, so wierd...so no understanding...so fun...mmm
* !Chucklez! cries
Oh, I am dumb. It's one of those stupid link games. I hate these. No thanks.
Also, Purple.
of its steep paths have a chance of gaining its luminous summits"
-Karl Heinrich Marx
Cube
muahhaha
ow does one consume nuclear waste and cower from radiation?
I have no extendo-sig. Sorry, I'm just not vain enough to think someone will click on it.
Oh well, Let's not question that when i'm a Giant Ant that has a Metal Jaw, looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit, and lives Underwater.
I absolutely abhor games like these that waste my time.
Why can't they make more web based rpgs?
Boston Magic: The Gathering Examiner - Please read my articles!
Ei is a Giant Squid that spits Ice, fires Rockets, Stomps Around a Lot, can Change Colour, and is in League with Dark Forces.
The web page takes your name and uses some sorta formula to figure out that stats. It's not random, but it comes pretty close.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Bob+Dole
Strength: 12
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 14
Micah is a Giant Mecha-Robot that spits Ice, breathes Fire, emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, can turn Invisible, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.
Yes but he loses to Mickey Mouse
and erm... this one is funny:
"My (name for a chicken.. you know the one ;))"
What, ****?
Heh. 12 Intelligence. Men are often insulted for thinking with their ****s, but this **** is sharper than my character.
You'd think with a cool name like Holiday Pirate Bob, you'd get a little more respect. But noooo, he gives up his own time off from plundering to offer holiday greetings, and what does he get? Heavy metal armor and low stats
(the armor is pretty cool though)
EDIT: ****
yes yes that's the word. Didn't know if it should be censored or not. "My ____" is funny because it's depicted as a Giant drago with a swollen head
Funniest thing ever. Sorry if it annoys a few people, but I simply couldn't resist =D.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=COMBOER
Currently playing
Type 2- Odd Control All UR
Rav. Block- Boros Weenie RW
1.X- Odd Dredge-a-Tog B[MANA]ug[/MANA]
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 1
Turbo164 is a Giant Blob that Glows in the Dark, controls the Weather, can Change Colour, and is Wreathed with Flames.
When attacking:-
Strength: 9
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 3
Cold Attack!
Fire Attack!
Water Attack!
o_O
Edit: Urza is a pansy, Yawgmoth is sensitive to Undead, Gerrard can fly, Karn is cool, Squee is friggin AWESOME:
Strength: 5
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 6
Squee is a Giant Mecha-Ant that cowers from Radiation and from Fire, has Prehensile Eyes, is Worshipped as a God, Screeches when Angry, and is Easily Confused.
Strength: 3
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 9
Squee, goblin nabob is a Human-Sized Robot that is Just Trying to Get Home, can Phase in and out of Existence, and is Very Slow.
Umezawa's Jitte, Black Lotus, Skullclamp... lol.
Giant Battle Monsters is decent.
Gads i need to get some work done
Edit again: Protoss! Donald Duck! Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs! Bill Clinton vs Al Gore! Omg work!!!11
When attacking:-
Strength: 9
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 11
Electricity Attack!
God is a Giant Moth that spins Vast Webs, eats Metal, has four Extra Limbs and a Long Neck, and is Covered with a Thick Slime.
Buddah is a Giant Ant that has Crablike Pincers, a Metal Jaw and Tough Leathery Skin, is Easily Confused, and dislikes Modern Architecture.
Allah is a Giant Moth that emits Ultrasonic Screams, Freezes Solid when Cold, is Highly Flammable, and lives beneath New York. (O.O)