I heard this story at school today. I'll relay it here and see if you are as skeptical as I.
A girl from my school went to Olive Garden a few weeks ago and ordered some lasagna. She couldn't finish it, so she got it boxed and went home. Once there, she noticed some painful blisters forming around her mouth, so she went to a doctor, who did some blood tests, which revealed something quite interesting: she had contracted HIV.
She went home and grabbed her lasagna, and the doctors did some tests on it, which revealed that it contained some semen. So apparently somehow HIV positive semen found its way into her lasagna, which she ate and got infected by.
As I said at the beginning, I don't believe this story is true for a variety of reasons:
1) HIV doesn't survive very well on surfaces, which is why it is so difficult to contract. By my estimation, there's no way it could go through a cooking, which means somehow (and I don't care to speculate how), semen got into the lasagna after it was cooked. Okaaaay....
2) Even if the above scenario were true, what makes someone think that "hey, I have blisters on my mouth, and the blood test showed that I have HIV. They absolutely must be related. I think someone must have ejaculated in my lasagna.
3) Is it even possible to search of semen in lasagna?
4) If this happened at the Olive Garden, then one would think there would be a criminal investigation, local newspaper coverage, and hell, this story probably would warrent a slot on the national news broadcasts.
5) I'm not sure on this, but is it weird that this semen in her lasagna gave her blisters?
Yeah, so if anyone has seen this on a website before, or who has also heard this story and could verify that it is an urban legend, please do so.
Shenanigans. (false) unless i see pictures or a news story its bull****. If she has hiv it was from unprotected sex. And is the olive garden shut down? If it is, maybe she's telling the truth, but i would still doubt her.
While it is tempting to rule out the adulterated ketchup tale on the basis of folks' failure to acquire the virus through oral contact with or swallowing of HIV-laden bodily fluids, the CDC confirms there have been infections through oral transmission. Though infection by this route is far less likely, it does happen. However, whatever oral transmission infections there have been, none have so far come from contact with or ingestion of a food product or beverage — all have been through sexual contact.
Yeah this seems like someone did something they should have been more careful doing and ended up getting herpes or something:embarrass:. Yeah it sucks, but it happens.
We all know the ongoing jokes about male waiters doing strange things to food, but i think it happens much less often than we all think. Yes i am sure some guy heard the rumors and got a job as a waiter and did it a few times, but i would only be wary if the food takes a very long time to get to your table.:tongue2:
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Sounds like the story I heard probably 10-15 years ago about some vindictive HIV-positive pizza delivery guy who mixed his blood with the pizza sauce delivered to some unsuspecting girls. Kind of scary but total crap.
As for food service workers doing things to food, I've known people who did such things on a regular basis. They worked at Papa Murphy's (a place that sells pre-made uncooked pizzas that you can pick up and bake yourself) and did all sorts of nasty things to the ingredients. I made sure to avoid that place at all costs.
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Sounds like the story I heard probably 10-15 years ago about some vindictive HIV-positive pizza delivery guy who mixed his blood with the pizza sauce delivered to some unsuspecting girls. Kind of scary but total crap.
As for food service workers doing things to food, I've known people who did such things on a regular basis. They worked at Papa Murphy's (a place that sells pre-made uncooked pizzas that you can pick up and bake yourself) and did all sorts of nasty things to the ingredients. I made sure to avoid that place at all costs.
I wonder why they do that. It really baffles me what is wrong with their heads. Someone should really do experiments on them.
But anyway, back on subject. It's highly unlikely, in fact, I think it's impossible that this story is genuine. HIV can't live long outside of the body, and considering that she did eat it, the mouth is actually pretty resilient against HIV - although they do suggest you not to swallow (am I getting too graphic here?). So, she's just lying. Anyone ever notice that whenever a story/rumor like this gets out, it's always a girl? I wonder why...
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And then she woke up in a bathtub filled with ice and a kidney gone, right?
I think those stories are actually true, it's a scary thought. It happens in the poor parts Asia somewhere I believe.
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"The best government is the government that is powerlessly afraid of overstepping it's bounds." - Denver'D
I agree with JT. Just some skank trying to cover up for her herpes she got from a shot in the mouth.That or the more probable option, it never happened, and it never will.
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#1: First of all, we assume that someone masturbated into her lasagna. Because you know, NOBODY would notice somebody whipping it out and...yeah.
#2: We further assume that the HIV virus causes you to develop blisters in or around your mouth. FALSE! The HIV virus does nothing but give you AIDS, which does nothing but weaken your immune system.
#3: We further assume that the HIV virus can survive in human semen long enough for it to be ingested. FALSE! The virus would die seconds after exposure to the open air, and if it were cooked into the lasagna, the heat would destroy it utterly.
#4: We FURTHER assume that doctors would be able to test lasagna for human semen on a moment's notice. Even if some miraculous technology had been invented, let's call it a Lasagna-Spunk Seperator, there would not be enough time for her to notice the symptoms, get a test, get the results, bring in the lasagna (which would have enough bacteria by that point to make any results utterly worthless), and have it tested within "a few weeks".
#5: We must further ignore the more likely cause, which would definitely be responsible for the symptoms described: herpes.
In summary, I can not only say that this DID not happen, I can say that it CAN NOT happen.
As Istanbul said, HIV doesn't give you blisters around the mouth. Also, you can't contract a disease and in an hour start showing symptoms like that. Doctors wouldn't be even be able to detect the HIV until at least several days after the actual time she contracted it.
With that all said, I doubt there's anyone who hasn't eaten something disgusting in purchased food at some time in their life.
As Istanbul said, HIV doesn't give you blisters around the mouth. Also, you can't contract a disease and in an hour start showing symptoms like that. Doctors wouldn't be even be able to detect the HIV until at least several days after the actual time she contracted it.
With that all said, I doubt there's anyone who hasn't eaten something disgusting in purchased food at some time in their life.
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This story is definatly not true.
Sounds like a standard american high school story.
of course the girl screwed up ,who would have sex with her if they think she has aids.
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A girl from my school went to Olive Garden a few weeks ago and ordered some lasagna. She couldn't finish it, so she got it boxed and went home. Once there, she noticed some painful blisters forming around her mouth, so she went to a doctor, who did some blood tests, which revealed something quite interesting: she had contracted HIV.
She went home and grabbed her lasagna, and the doctors did some tests on it, which revealed that it contained some semen. So apparently somehow HIV positive semen found its way into her lasagna, which she ate and got infected by.
As I said at the beginning, I don't believe this story is true for a variety of reasons:
1) HIV doesn't survive very well on surfaces, which is why it is so difficult to contract. By my estimation, there's no way it could go through a cooking, which means somehow (and I don't care to speculate how), semen got into the lasagna after it was cooked. Okaaaay....
2) Even if the above scenario were true, what makes someone think that "hey, I have blisters on my mouth, and the blood test showed that I have HIV. They absolutely must be related. I think someone must have ejaculated in my lasagna.
3) Is it even possible to search of semen in lasagna?
4) If this happened at the Olive Garden, then one would think there would be a criminal investigation, local newspaper coverage, and hell, this story probably would warrent a slot on the national news broadcasts.
5) I'm not sure on this, but is it weird that this semen in her lasagna gave her blisters?
Yeah, so if anyone has seen this on a website before, or who has also heard this story and could verify that it is an urban legend, please do so.
She probably just got herpes from giving head and is making a really dumb lie.
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We all know the ongoing jokes about male waiters doing strange things to food, but i think it happens much less often than we all think. Yes i am sure some guy heard the rumors and got a job as a waiter and did it a few times, but i would only be wary if the food takes a very long time to get to your table.:tongue2:
Hopefully i will have a swelling of pride sometime soon..........
If you dont get that, look at my username, and if you still dont get it, than your to young to have an account on here without your parents permission, YOU ARE A BAD LITTLE CHILD!!!!
As for food service workers doing things to food, I've known people who did such things on a regular basis. They worked at Papa Murphy's (a place that sells pre-made uncooked pizzas that you can pick up and bake yourself) and did all sorts of nasty things to the ingredients. I made sure to avoid that place at all costs.
I wonder why they do that. It really baffles me what is wrong with their heads. Someone should really do experiments on them.
But anyway, back on subject. It's highly unlikely, in fact, I think it's impossible that this story is genuine. HIV can't live long outside of the body, and considering that she did eat it, the mouth is actually pretty resilient against HIV - although they do suggest you not to swallow (am I getting too graphic here?). So, she's just lying. Anyone ever notice that whenever a story/rumor like this gets out, it's always a girl? I wonder why...
"Kids don't beat me, I beat kids!" - Homer
"Serve no master but your ambition." - Illyria
"The best government is the government that is powerlessly afraid of overstepping it's bounds." - Denver'D
I think those stories are actually true, it's a scary thought. It happens in the poor parts Asia somewhere I believe.
"Kids don't beat me, I beat kids!" - Homer
"Serve no master but your ambition." - Illyria
"The best government is the government that is powerlessly afraid of overstepping it's bounds." - Denver'D
It's not even a PLAUSIBLE urban legend, man. That's like the one about the rat in the bottle of Coke.
Anyone who believes this, deserves to.
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WTF. I bet she is blonde. Stupid blondes. They tell the dumbest stories ever.
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#1: First of all, we assume that someone masturbated into her lasagna. Because you know, NOBODY would notice somebody whipping it out and...yeah.
#2: We further assume that the HIV virus causes you to develop blisters in or around your mouth. FALSE! The HIV virus does nothing but give you AIDS, which does nothing but weaken your immune system.
#3: We further assume that the HIV virus can survive in human semen long enough for it to be ingested. FALSE! The virus would die seconds after exposure to the open air, and if it were cooked into the lasagna, the heat would destroy it utterly.
#4: We FURTHER assume that doctors would be able to test lasagna for human semen on a moment's notice. Even if some miraculous technology had been invented, let's call it a Lasagna-Spunk Seperator, there would not be enough time for her to notice the symptoms, get a test, get the results, bring in the lasagna (which would have enough bacteria by that point to make any results utterly worthless), and have it tested within "a few weeks".
#5: We must further ignore the more likely cause, which would definitely be responsible for the symptoms described: herpes.
In summary, I can not only say that this DID not happen, I can say that it CAN NOT happen.
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Link to an explanation why the story of kidney theft is FALSE.
With that all said, I doubt there's anyone who hasn't eaten something disgusting in purchased food at some time in their life.
I got a pickled piece of rope in a jar of pickles once.
Sounds like a standard american high school story.
of course the girl screwed up ,who would have sex with her if they think she has aids.
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and the traveler between the realms of the living and the dead.
He shall summon forth the ancient ones
and wake them from their deathly slumber
then shall the elder signs be shattered.
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