"Why hello everyone. I am Mayor White," the mayor said.
"We already know that," said someone on the town council.
"Harumph! Well, yes, but it seems like we have some new members since the last time we had a meeting." The mayor cleared his throat. "Anyways on to the business from the last meeting. We are moving ahead with our appeal of copyright infringement with that other Pallet Town and I have very good news I dug deep into the town coffers and actually hired a lawyer so we no longer have to rely on that homeless man who lives in the alley next to town hall. I have retained one of the partners of the lawfirm of Buckland, Hutz, and Chiles. They came highly recommended from the flyer I saw pinned to the bulletin board at the pizzeria next door. And they think that we have a great chance at proving we own the trademark on the name Pallet Town and that the other Pallet Town will have to change their name. Now..."
"Uh, mayor."
"Wh...wh...what?"
"Sorry to interrupt but their is a big metal thing next to you and it seems to be ticking."
The mayor leaned over and inspected the ticking thing. "Yes, yes. Nothing to worry about it's just a musical instrument."
"I don't think that's a musical instrument."
"Nonsense. It says right here that it is a chime."
"I think that says bomb."
"Poppycock."
"Mayor please put on your glasses."
"Fine." The mayor put on his glasses. "Hmm... it appears your right. Well since we don't have a budget for a bomb squad, or for much of a police force after that jockstrap incident, I am making an executive decision and appointing the town council as honorary bomb squad members. Now if you excuse me I must leave for a lunch appointment with my son. He apparently gets nervous if I leave him alone in the alley for too long. Good luck and I'll see you after lunch." The mayor ran out of the room.
Hello, and welcome to Checks & Chime Mafia, the inaugural normal-though-not-so-normal-blatant-rip-off-sign-up-thread-stress-test for the MTGS Mafia League Gamma Season!
Signups will last for five Frieza minutes. While not limited to League players, those that have signed up for the league will be given preference for slots. If more than 16 League players sign up, random.org will be the only method used to decide who is selected.
Similarly, if/when replacements are needed, those that have signed up for the league will be given first choice of replacing in.
There will be no speculator thread.
Special Rules:
1. If you have an item it may be passed to a player of your choice at night. You may pass only one item per night and passing counts as a night action.
2. Items in this game are ammo that is required to use an ability. Different abilities require different items to use. Most abilities require ammo.
3. You may only perform one night action each night.
4. If you kill or are the lynching vote on a player with an item you get the item they were holding.
5. Each dead Chime increases the time it takes for them to win by 1 Day. With all of them alive it will take them 4 Days to win. If at the end of Day 4 they are all alive they have won. Chimes do not have a mafia nightkill (you know since they aren't mafia).
6. There is no mafia, so the town has that going for them.
7. Watch out for the Serial Killer (and be sure to protect your Lucky Charms).
8. Town names appear in blue and their win condition is: “All anti-town forces are dead.”
9. Don’t directly quote your PM or discuss formatting, that will draw my ire and will result in modkills.
10. Don’t use the Thank You function. If it is being used and becomes a problem I will modkill for using it.
Redacted due to ongoing copyright disputes.
-The Mod
/FABULOUS! (16)
SharkFinnigan (L)
EtR (L)
Cyouni (L)
Rhand (L)
SilverSihhe (L)
The Cold Monarch (L)
kosakosa (L)
Cantripmancer (L)
Void (L)
Raging Levine (L)
Archmage Eternal (L)
7hawk77 (L)
AethistGod
The Most Curious Thing
Truk
Misting
/Keanu Reeves Wannabees (1)
Prophylaxis (L)
If you would like to be added to the League please PM Arnnaria.
Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Then, if you agree to the rules laid in said thread and still wish to be added, please send me a PM. You will be added to the League if you follow this procedure.
Flip-flop: I'll /in instead of /replace given that there are only four league games left. And the non-standard nature sounds groovy. /replace, of course, if I'm randomed/leagued out.
"Why hello everyone. I am Mayor White," the mayor said.
"We already know that," said someone on the town council.
"Harumph! Well, yes, but it seems like we have some new members since the last time we had a meeting." The mayor cleared his throat. "Anyways on to the business from the last meeting. We are moving ahead with our appeal of copyright infringement with that other Pallet Town and I have very good news I dug deep into the town coffers and actually hired a lawyer so we no longer have to rely on that homeless man who lives in the alley next to town hall. I have retained one of the partners of the lawfirm of Buckland, Hutz, and Chiles. They came highly recommended from the flyer I saw pinned to the bulletin board at the pizzeria next door. And they think that we have a great chance at proving we own the trademark on the name Pallet Town and that the other Pallet Town will have to change their name. Now..."
"Uh, mayor."
"Wh...wh...what?"
"Sorry to interrupt but their is a big metal thing next to you and it seems to be ticking."
The mayor leaned over and inspected the ticking thing. "Yes, yes. Nothing to worry about it's just a musical instrument."
"I don't think that's a musical instrument."
"Nonsense. It says right here that it is a chime."
"I think that says bomb."
"Poppycock."
"Mayor please put on your glasses."
"Fine." The mayor put on his glasses. "Hmm... it appears your right. Well since we don't have a budget for a bomb squad, or for much of a police force after that jockstrap incident, I am making an executive decision and appointing the town council as honorary bomb squad members. Now if you excuse me I must leave for a lunch appointment with my son. He apparently gets nervous if I leave him alone in the alley for too long. Good luck and I'll see you after lunch." The mayor ran out of the room.
"Did he just lock the door?"
"I think he did. That bastard."
"Why did we vote for him again?"
"Don't ask me. I voted for Wilkins."
Hello, and welcome to Checks & Chime Mafia, the inaugural normal-though-not-so-normal-blatant-rip-off-sign-up-thread-stress-test for the MTGS Mafia League Gamma Season!
Signups will last for five Frieza minutes. While not limited to League players, those that have signed up for the league will be given preference for slots. If more than 16 League players sign up, random.org will be the only method used to decide who is selected.
Similarly, if/when replacements are needed, those that have signed up for the league will be given first choice of replacing in.
There will be no speculator thread.
Special Rules:
1. If you have an item it may be passed to a player of your choice at night. You may pass only one item per night and passing counts as a night action.
2. Items in this game are ammo that is required to use an ability. Different abilities require different items to use. Most abilities require ammo.
3. You may only perform one night action each night.
4. If you kill or are the lynching vote on a player with an item you get the item they were holding.
5. Each dead Chime increases the time it takes for them to win by 1 Day. With all of them alive it will take them 4 Days to win. If at the end of Day 4 they are all alive they have won. Chimes do not have a mafia nightkill (you know since they aren't mafia).
6. There is no mafia, so the town has that going for them.
7. Watch out for the Serial Killer (and be sure to protect your Lucky Charms).
8. Town names appear in blue and their win condition is: “All anti-town forces are dead.”
9. Don’t directly quote your PM or discuss formatting, that will draw my ire and will result in modkills.
10. Don’t use the Thank You function. If it is being used and becomes a problem I will modkill for using it.
Redacted due to ongoing copyright disputes.
-The Mod
/FABULOUS! (16)
/Keanu Reeves Wannabees (1)
—Lazav
_______________________________________________
Mafia Stats
Summary:
Total Win %: 40%
Total Scum Win %: 60%
Total Town Win %: 20%
Total Neutral Win %: 0%
/replace, and I would like to be added into the League
New to the league.
I'm in 3 games, of which one is day 4, one is night 3 and one is day 2.
CCs on everything please and thanks
E: V/LA Mar 20-26 PAX East
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
This will be my 2nd League Game
The GJ way path to no lynching:
/in, I'm not in the League, but I'd be delighted if could put me into it, because fabulous.
Please read the first two posts in this thread: http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=437647
Then, if you agree to the rules laid in said thread and still wish to be added, please send me a PM. You will be added to the League if you follow this procedure.
Thanks in advance,
They hate us cause they ain't us.
That is the greatest sig pic of all time!
They hate us cause they ain't us.
Similarly, V/LA mar 20-24 for pax east. Say hi if you see me!
Also, V/LA thru Mar 18, Ultra Music Festival.