And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"Yes I know of the Platinum Father, as you refur to him. I have fought beside his faithful many times against the forces of evil." Grey continues to walk after the gnome but maintains a pace to talk with the little kobold "As to my curse, I know how to lift it, I just can't find him. Archivald, dragon overlord is the binder of my curse, his death will release me." Grey says without looking down, his face serious as though something pains him on the subject
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
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"You should always offer the chance to turn to the Light before destroying evil. Sometimes, even the most cruel can see where they went wrong." Adel nods in emphasis.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
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There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
The half-celestial elf looks at Grey carefully for a moment. "My name is Lyrillon," he says calmly after the bickering has stopped. "I am willing to trust you for now. While I agree with Neishu that some time off would be nice, I don't believe we can spare that at the moment."
He looks around at the others and prepares to cast a spell. "With the success of our most recent venture, the Dean's soul should be free now. I do not have the power to resurrect him, but know some of you do and I can get us to the palace." He sighs and continues. "We really should go through the proper channels before resurrecting anyone, but in the special case of the Dean I think an exception in warranted."
With that he waits for everyone to join hands before casting Greater Teleport to get the entire group into the palace.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
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There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
Quote from Amadi »
Blasphemy! The system is perfect. The ability to create a spell to duplicate gods at skill check DC 10 is totally balanced and doesn't say anything about the system's viability!
Reluctantly Rory hands his hand to the one closest to him.
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and acts without effort.
Teaching without verbosity,
producing without possessing,
creating without regard to result,
claiming nothing,
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"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
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Grey turns to the priest and looks down at him "I have come to restore the Dean to life, my magic should be sufficient enough to restore his soul to his body. May I have permission to complete this ritual?" Grey stares at the acolyte, knowing his form is a little intimidating and that it could get the little guy to leave them alone
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
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Blasphemy! The system is perfect. The ability to create a spell to duplicate gods at skill check DC 10 is totally balanced and doesn't say anything about the system's viability!
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
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There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"You should have entered the application to approve a resurrection a month ago," The priest sniffs; "If you wish I can have you speak with my superior, but the last time the body of Dean Sharāthīnarādhi was examined, his soul was not available."
Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
"I am told that it is now." Grey says with a slightly irratated but serious tone
"I am willing to restore him, if you allow me, but why should paperwork be allowed to do a good deed?" Grey seems slightly confused and bothered by this prospect
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
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Blasphemy! The system is perfect. The ability to create a spell to duplicate gods at skill check DC 10 is totally balanced and doesn't say anything about the system's viability!
"It is now. We freed it, and a bunch of others. What do you mean, application? I know there are rules, and they should be followed... but we can help NOW." Adel gives him her best cute look.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
Quote from Amadi »
Blasphemy! The system is perfect. The ability to create a spell to duplicate gods at skill check DC 10 is totally balanced and doesn't say anything about the system's viability!
The priest appears unimpressed, but you can't see him roll his eyes under his eerie, alien mask.
"Are you threatening an imperial priest?" He asks in disbelief; "You're either very brave, or very stupid. The Law of the Blue Empress states that no one may be resurrected without going through the proper channels, thus it is as Her will. Come with me."
He leads the group into the palace, and inside, the place swarms with justiciars and inevitables along with the soldiers and priests. They appear to be investigating the circumstances of the Dean's death.
The priest leading you spots a taller gentleman with finer robes and taps him on the back.
"Sir? These individuals were found loitering outside the palace," He says haughtily; "They claim to be here to resurrect the Dean."
The man grunts and turns, the same silver mask on his face with the same unnerving, sunken eyes and primitive features.
"Hm?" He mumbles as he looks the group over. He unrolls a scroll and studies it for a moment; "You fool, did you not ask them for their waiver? We have been ordered explicitly by the Divine Empress herself to not bar their way."
"I-I-I, um, didn't know..." The lower priest manages to spit out.
"The Law states ignorance is not an excuse," The older priest intones judiciously; "You shall complete a level 47 penance by tomorrow."
"Y-y-y-es sir!" The priest squeaks, falling to the floor in prostration; "I am but a worm who must prove his worth to the Empire!"
He scurries off with an air of utter shame.
"It's this way," The superior priest says, gesturing with his grizzled hand; "We have managed to preserve it. While we happen to know that the assassins of Chthonia are involved, we are still trying to determine what their purpose was. I suspect whoever is behind it shall lose their license; there was no request approved by the Bureau of End of Life Transactions."
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Grey seems lost as to the way this government is ran. "Hmmm, Shall I perform the ritual for the Dean?" Grey says still slightly confused as to what just transpired
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
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"You may proceed. I will not stop you," The priest responds diffidently.
He leads you to the same room where Adel first found the Dean's body. If possible, it looks even more horrible than it did before: completely dissolved by the acid, all that remains of Sharāthīnarādhi is a puddle of black ooze.
"Hmmm, this may take a moment, but as long as the soul is free I can do this. I just need a little time and some small privacy, just a little space is all." Grey moves to the Dean's lost body and kneels down, he locks his shields together and proceeds to call forth his divine power to return the Dean back to this world
I am using True Ressurection, but it will take a little time, so I'll be a moment
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
Quote from Amadi »
Blasphemy! The system is perfect. The ability to create a spell to duplicate gods at skill check DC 10 is totally balanced and doesn't say anything about the system's viability!
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"I hope your spells come with the ability to regenerate flesh as well otherwise the Dean may not live long once brought back" Neishu states with a sigh "Are you sure you preserved it? It seems to me like the application for the Corpse Preservation Bureau is still awaiting approval, or could it be you forgot to also pass the application for the Bodily Regeneration Bureau?" Neishu says with a smirk
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That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons even death may die.
You have to do a lot of menial labor, basically taking on the daily chores of ten people. In addition, anything anyone asks of you, you have to complete. You must advert your eyes and all times and not ever speak unless commanded to. While making this penance you are considered a slave with no rights.
While you're working, there is someone at all times assigned to beat you. More serious offenders are instead tortured.
Finally, you receive 47 lashes with a whip at the end of the day. If you cry out once, you have to repeat your duties the next day. More serious offenders are instead strapped 47 times.
The priest eyes Neishu oddly.
"What kind of Marut are you?" He asks quizzically.
Ignoring the snide remarks of Neishu, Grey continues to recall the soul of the Dean, knowing that the magic can work on even the smallest trace of a creature after they are gone.
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
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Blasphemy! The system is perfect. The ability to create a spell to duplicate gods at skill check DC 10 is totally balanced and doesn't say anything about the system's viability!
"If I don't ask questions, I can't learn. Say, do you know of the Platinum Father? He might be able to lift your curse!"
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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He looks around at the others and prepares to cast a spell. "With the success of our most recent venture, the Dean's soul should be free now. I do not have the power to resurrect him, but know some of you do and I can get us to the palace." He sighs and continues. "We really should go through the proper channels before resurrecting anyone, but in the special case of the Dean I think an exception in warranted."
With that he waits for everyone to join hands before casting Greater Teleport to get the entire group into the palace.
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I don't care if I was framed for murder if I only got a warning I would let it go.
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and acts without effort.
Teaching without verbosity,
producing without possessing,
creating without regard to result,
claiming nothing,
the Sage has nothing to lose.
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The party teleports to a pavillion, a familiar sight to a few among them, just outside the Dean's palace.
Soldiers and clergy are all over the place.
"You there!" A masked priest shouts; "This is a restricted area. Why have you entered here?"
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"We have important business... I think."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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"As was said, we can restore the Dean's soul to his body. Please, let us pass."
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"I am willing to restore him, if you allow me, but why should paperwork be allowed to do a good deed?" Grey seems slightly confused and bothered by this prospect
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"Are you threatening an imperial priest?" He asks in disbelief; "You're either very brave, or very stupid. The Law of the Blue Empress states that no one may be resurrected without going through the proper channels, thus it is as Her will. Come with me."
He leads the group into the palace, and inside, the place swarms with justiciars and inevitables along with the soldiers and priests. They appear to be investigating the circumstances of the Dean's death.
The priest leading you spots a taller gentleman with finer robes and taps him on the back.
"Sir? These individuals were found loitering outside the palace," He says haughtily; "They claim to be here to resurrect the Dean."
The man grunts and turns, the same silver mask on his face with the same unnerving, sunken eyes and primitive features.
"Hm?" He mumbles as he looks the group over. He unrolls a scroll and studies it for a moment; "You fool, did you not ask them for their waiver? We have been ordered explicitly by the Divine Empress herself to not bar their way."
"I-I-I, um, didn't know..." The lower priest manages to spit out.
"The Law states ignorance is not an excuse," The older priest intones judiciously; "You shall complete a level 47 penance by tomorrow."
"Y-y-y-es sir!" The priest squeaks, falling to the floor in prostration; "I am but a worm who must prove his worth to the Empire!"
He scurries off with an air of utter shame.
"It's this way," The superior priest says, gesturing with his grizzled hand; "We have managed to preserve it. While we happen to know that the assassins of Chthonia are involved, we are still trying to determine what their purpose was. I suspect whoever is behind it shall lose their license; there was no request approved by the Bureau of End of Life Transactions."
"Huh??" is all she says. "I don't get it."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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He leads you to the same room where Adel first found the Dean's body. If possible, it looks even more horrible than it did before: completely dissolved by the acid, all that remains of Sharāthīnarādhi is a puddle of black ooze.
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"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Can you fix him, honored dragon-kin?" She looks up...waaay up...hopefully at the Watcher of Helm.
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Well, it's not too bad.
You have to do a lot of menial labor, basically taking on the daily chores of ten people. In addition, anything anyone asks of you, you have to complete. You must advert your eyes and all times and not ever speak unless commanded to. While making this penance you are considered a slave with no rights.
While you're working, there is someone at all times assigned to beat you. More serious offenders are instead tortured.
Finally, you receive 47 lashes with a whip at the end of the day. If you cry out once, you have to repeat your duties the next day. More serious offenders are instead strapped 47 times.
The priest eyes Neishu oddly.
"What kind of Marut are you?" He asks quizzically.
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