As I am still attached to the cheese through my unremovable magic ritual earlier, I distract your mustelids with a raw steak that I throw on your face. They savagely attack you and you die.
I walk out of the cage and the cheese is still mine.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
You use the Hindu goddess of destruction to destroy me? But the cheese is still part of me. You realize your error and curse your miscalculation as I fly into a sort of astral plane kind of afterline. The cheese, no longer having a physical existence, is still mine and still a part of me.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
I philosophize the cheese back into existence in a long and well-regarded (not to mention -attended) lecture to the Sudanese International Liberation Lollapalooza Institution (SILLI) and then take the cheese and put it on a table, and leave it there.
I place a warding spell on Iso so that he can't be attracted or a part of it anymore.
I hide the cheese in a place on some planet in a galaxy that is NOT ours.
So I just find ignite my spark, planeswalk, open the fridge and get the cheese.
Then I planeswalk again, and hide in the Eye of Ugin.
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I'm saving Swans of Bryn Argoll from Chain of Plasma attacks.
If you wanna help me, send your Swans to the "Swans of Bryn Argoll Rescue Center"
48 Swans rescued so far
EdH:
Kresh,the Bloodbraided
Scion of the ur dragon (work in progress)
Zedruu the greathearted
Ashling the pilgrim
Random WUR for swans
Aurora is bioluminescent; she has no fear of the dark. She can search for the cheese easily in this place. She retrieves the cheese and takes it to a maze of her own creation... but there are cut-outs in the walls that were made for her own size. (Good luck trying to do straddle jumps through holes designed for someone that's 1.55 m [5' 2"]!)
Unfortunately, AI getting into her labyrinth via anything else but the front door triggered an alarm, and soon the police, the SWAT team, the FBI and the CIA, all led by me, came chasing her down, cuffed her and took away her cheese. And now I have the cheese. (ooooh, it smells sooooo good!)
I appear to magac, disguised as a street performer and perform sleight of hand tricks. I trick magac into handing me the cheese and make it disappear. I walk away, hiding the cheese where no one will think to find it.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
I stop thinking, and suddendly, the cheese is there
AND IT'S MINE!
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I'm saving Swans of Bryn Argoll from Chain of Plasma attacks.
If you wanna help me, send your Swans to the "Swans of Bryn Argoll Rescue Center"
48 Swans rescued so far
EdH:
Kresh,the Bloodbraided
Scion of the ur dragon (work in progress)
Zedruu the greathearted
Ashling the pilgrim
Random WUR for swans
I put the cheese in one of three boxes and offer Tank the ability to choose one of them. He opens a box without the cheese. I walk away with the cheese in my box.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Unfortunately for iso, I switched the other two boxes while he was not looking and he left with merely a pile of old socks. I took the box with the cheese with me back to my house where I began preparations to cook the cheese into a delicious alfredo sauce.
Why do you think that your stomach is the safest place for cheese? It's not!
I take a knife to your gut and cut out your stomach. I extract the cheese from your abdomen and clean it, scraping off your lunch.
I use a compressor to squish it into a space that is 1" x 1" x 1" and put it into one of the 20 cubies of one of my 32 Rubik's Cubes. I put all of my Rubik's Cubes in a bag and go about my daily business, occasionally speedcubing with one of them.
The unit cubes in one of those are much less than one inch, unless your cubes are really big...
Aurora doesn't remember how to solve a Rubik's Cube, but she does know how to make patterns like checkerboards or dots. So while jomafro is playing with the cubes, placing them on the table, Aurora will examine the cubes and make patterns, and, by trial and error, eventually find the cheese. Since the cheese is quite small, it's easy not to notice that it's being taken away... so she takes the cheese back to that maze she made earlier. (She turned the security features off while entering, and then turned them back on afterward.)
(Remember that the cutouts in the walls were made for Aurora's size, so doing straddle jumps through a hole designed for someone 1.55 m [5' 2"] may be difficult...)
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
(I'll try to make that sketch of a straddle jump when I have time so that you can get an idea of what these cutouts look like...)
I ignore the laws of your maze as the power of laziness helps me not to look back and actually figure it out, so I just ignore your dimensions of all the lengths and say that a 4/4 rhino with trample could do it.
I pay my green mana and take the cheese!
Since the cheese is still small, Aurora Illumina does not notice it being gone. I take it and hide it in this guy:
I get the cheese after you choke on it and pass out.
lol Aurora you can make things appear out of mid-air! I'm sure you have a radiation suit somewhere.
I graft the cheese into an oak tree in my yard and create a CHEESE TREE that grows cheese instead of seeds and fruits. I pick one, taste it, and it is delicious!
I leave it unprotected (foolishly).
I get my time machine and go visit my home dawg george.
"Yo G dawg, I need yo ass to cut down this haters cheese tree, then give it to me, you feel me dawg?"
"Hellz yeah, let me get my axe"
After GW cuts down the tree he makes the cheese into his teeth.
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I walk out of the cage and the cheese is still mine.
{мы, тьма}
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2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
The cheese is mine.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Have at it.
I place a warding spell on Iso so that he can't be attracted or a part of it anymore.
I hide the cheese in a place on some planet in a galaxy that is NOT ours.
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Then I planeswalk again, and hide in the Eye of Ugin.
If you wanna help me, send your Swans to the "Swans of Bryn Argoll Rescue Center"
48 Swans rescued so far
EdH:
Kresh,the Bloodbraided
Scion of the ur dragon (work in progress)
Zedruu the greathearted
Ashling the pilgrim
Random WUR for swans
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
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(I should get to drawing that sketch of a straddle jump so that you can see what you'd actually have to do to get through these cutouts...)
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{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
AND IT'S MINE!
If you wanna help me, send your Swans to the "Swans of Bryn Argoll Rescue Center"
48 Swans rescued so far
EdH:
Kresh,the Bloodbraided
Scion of the ur dragon (work in progress)
Zedruu the greathearted
Ashling the pilgrim
Random WUR for swans
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
to obtain the cheese for me. I proceeded to eat the cheese.
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I take a knife to your gut and cut out your stomach. I extract the cheese from your abdomen and clean it, scraping off your lunch.
I use a compressor to squish it into a space that is 1" x 1" x 1" and put it into one of the 20 cubies of one of my 32 Rubik's Cubes. I put all of my Rubik's Cubes in a bag and go about my daily business, occasionally speedcubing with one of them.
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
Aurora doesn't remember how to solve a Rubik's Cube, but she does know how to make patterns like checkerboards or dots. So while jomafro is playing with the cubes, placing them on the table, Aurora will examine the cubes and make patterns, and, by trial and error, eventually find the cheese. Since the cheese is quite small, it's easy not to notice that it's being taken away... so she takes the cheese back to that maze she made earlier. (She turned the security features off while entering, and then turned them back on afterward.)
(Remember that the cutouts in the walls were made for Aurora's size, so doing straddle jumps through a hole designed for someone 1.55 m [5' 2"] may be difficult...)
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
(I'll try to make that sketch of a straddle jump when I have time so that you can get an idea of what these cutouts look like...)
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I pay my green mana and take the cheese!
Since the cheese is still small, Aurora Illumina does not notice it being gone. I take it and hide it in this guy:
You have to find it.
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The dead horse proceeds to spit out the cheese. I take the very small cheese and hide it a nuclear testing site.
the nuclear fallout renders the area uninhabitable
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I take it and hide it inside of the Large Hadron Collider.
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that.
The cheese remained and landed in my mouth. Iproceeded to swallow it.
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I get the cheese after you choke on it and pass out.
lol Aurora you can make things appear out of mid-air! I'm sure you have a radiation suit somewhere.
I graft the cheese into an oak tree in my yard and create a CHEESE TREE that grows cheese instead of seeds and fruits. I pick one, taste it, and it is delicious!
I leave it unprotected (foolishly).
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
"Yo G dawg, I need yo ass to cut down this haters cheese tree, then give it to me, you feel me dawg?"
"Hellz yeah, let me get my axe"
After GW cuts down the tree he makes the cheese into his teeth.
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