I send my lacky after the cheese, which then gets teleported to Ravnica, where I am waiting. I grab the cheese and decide to just stay here... The guildpact has laws against stealing the cheese from me.
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I cast my volition reigns on Jace, the sculptor of minds O_o... Sorry couldn't resist.
I then brainstorm the cheese into my library after unsummoning it!
I then take my spells and hide them in pyhrexia's ninth sphere :p.
PHYREXIA'S CHEESE!
Aurora sends some Æther-journeying pixies, with infection-proof shields, to retrieve the cheese. After the pixies bring it back, she decides to create another set of obstacles to go through...
She makes some cutouts in some styrofoam blocks for someone to get through... something along the lines of these.
Note: Aurora is 1.55 m (5' 1") tall, and she made these for her own size. This is where being short comes in handy...
I call the grammar police, who take Xenocide away. When they book him, I claim that I am his relative and take posession of his belongings. I throw everything else away, but keep the cheese, which I now haves!!!!
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Aurora uses a Liquimetal Coating on the cheese, then gets Memnarch to take the shiny cheese, then takes the cheese to... another hallway guarded by styrofoam walls.
However, it's not so easy to break in. There are locked doors that only open upon clearing the Hole in the Wall. Destroying the walls will not help here.
(Note: Aurora made these for her own size. She is 1.55 m (5' 1"), but quite flexible and can get pretty far off the ground.)
I unleash an army of trained ferrets against the cube. They swarm across the walls and find any point of ingress, drain A.I to a bloodless husk and retun with the cheese.
I have the cheese!!!!
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After several months of training against any possible angelic assualt, the dragonic planeswalker, "Dragon Heart" returns to obtain the cheese.
He spied the planeswalker Kahedron with his army of ferrets walking leisurly down a path.
The ebon dragon snickered, whispered a spell, and set ablaze to all of Kahedron's ferrets.
Kahedron is dazed and confused. Dragon Heart then swoop down and stoled the cheese from Kahedron during the chaos. He then flown back to his lair, where put the cheese in his refrigerator.
He then left the cheese in his lair, guarded by his dragonic sentries, to go to the super market to pick up some crackers.
"Tonight, I shall dine on the delectable cheese!!" He roared proudly as he flown to the store.
I explain to you that cheese is actually mostly empty space and everything that you perceive about the cheese is first processed by your brain and is therefore subjective. You having the cheese is only because you think you have the cheese. This complex theory causes so much confusion and doubts about the truth of what you call reality that your head explodes.
I now have the mass of matter we call "cheese" in my possession.
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Aurora casts Return to Dust on the tank, then dashes into the haze where the tank was with a flask to catch as much of the liquid fondue as possible. She then hides the cheese in a safe. However, there are no numbered buttons on this safe... the only button to open it is on the wall, about 2.4 m (7' 10") off the floor.
(Remember that she is only about 1.55 m (5' 1") tall and has an additional 40 cm (1' 4") of reach by arm length.)
Aurora has a 45 cm (1' 6") vertical leap, but that evidently doesn't mean much when everyone's taller than her...
Anyways, since Wheat_Grinder didn't protect the cheese, Aurora calls a Master Thief to take it back. Aurora takes the cheese and hides it where the cake is (in Portal). Good luck finding it now...
I should have remembered that the cheese was an artifact!
In response I sped-run through Portal using glitches and then stole the cheese in the cut-scene with the cake. I then went into hiding into the immense catacombs of Aperture Science.
Seals WG in a casket with no viewing portals. AS we are unsure of his current state of vitallity neither he nor his heirs can have legal claim on the cheese so I take possession of it.
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Aurora calls some pixies from the Skies to put a Sleeping Potion on TheVoid958. She then comes in and picks up the cheese from the floor next to TheVoid958 and puts the cheese in the middle of a maze full of mirrors. The maze is also filled with ghosts, and there are a lot of loops and dead ends. —Aurora, Ætherwalker
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* TheVoid958 goes to a pawn a shop and finds a Book about "President Carter and his companion Steve, the faithful donkey" and reads it to Iso. One he has passed out from extreme boredom, I grab the cheese and put on top a 15 foot pedistal that is covered in spikes from the ground up to the very brink at the top.
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I then brainstorm the cheese into my library after unsummoning it!
I then take my spells and hide them in pyhrexia's ninth sphere :p.
PHYREXIA'S CHEESE!
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She makes some cutouts in some styrofoam blocks for someone to get through... something along the lines of these.
Note: Aurora is 1.55 m (5' 1") tall, and she made these for her own size. This is where being short comes in handy...
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I then obtain the cheese, and give it to MaRo.
MaRo's CHEESE!
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THE CHEEZ, I HAZ IT
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However, it's not so easy to break in. There are locked doors that only open upon clearing the Hole in the Wall. Destroying the walls will not help here.
(Note: Aurora made these for her own size. She is 1.55 m (5' 1"), but quite flexible and can get pretty far off the ground.)
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I have the cheese!!!!
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He spied the planeswalker Kahedron with his army of ferrets walking leisurly down a path.
The ebon dragon snickered, whispered a spell, and set ablaze to all of Kahedron's ferrets.
Kahedron is dazed and confused. Dragon Heart then swoop down and stoled the cheese from Kahedron during the chaos. He then flown back to his lair, where put the cheese in his refrigerator.
He then left the cheese in his lair, guarded by his dragonic sentries, to go to the super market to pick up some crackers.
"Tonight, I shall dine on the delectable cheese!!" He roared proudly as he flown to the store.
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Now I am the proud owner of a new cheese.
Now I have the Cheese!
I have the cheese.
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I now have the mass of matter we call "cheese" in my possession.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
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I have the cheese.
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I have the Fondue.
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Aurora casts Return to Dust on the tank, then dashes into the haze where the tank was with a flask to catch as much of the liquid fondue as possible. She then hides the cheese in a safe. However, there are no numbered buttons on this safe... the only button to open it is on the wall, about 2.4 m (7' 10") off the floor.
(Remember that she is only about 1.55 m (5' 1") tall and has an additional 40 cm (1' 4") of reach by arm length.)
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The cheese is in my possession.
Anyways, since Wheat_Grinder didn't protect the cheese, Aurora calls a Master Thief to take it back. Aurora takes the cheese and hides it where the cake is (in Portal). Good luck finding it now...
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In response I sped-run through Portal using glitches and then stole the cheese in the cut-scene with the cake. I then went into hiding into the immense catacombs of Aperture Science.
The cheese belongs to me now.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
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The cheese is mine!
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