*knock knock*
Deidara opens the door to see who's knocking only to be greeted with tranquilizer shot. I go in to ransack his house and find the cheese. Once I find the cheese, I run away.
I trip magac as he is running down the sidewalk and before I can grab him by his collar and demand his wallet he shrieks "OK! TAKE IT!", shoves the cheese into my hands and runs away. Confused, i walk off in the other direction scratching my head.
I have the cheese
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Go Habs Go!
On a trade break. Getting ripped blows...
I hide behind the wall and distract Marr965 with a coloring laser. While Marr965 is confused and distracted by the laser, I jump out from behind the wall and take the cheese. I hide the cheese in a room filled with cornstarch-water mixture, on an 'island' 30 m (about 100 ft.) away from the entrance.
[One can stay on the surface of the liquid for about a second without sinking.] —Aurora, Ætherwalker
(PS. While I could "seal the cheese off" by hiding it in a locker room, I decided that would just be playing mean.)
I pay someone to distract Aurora Illumina with a giant cryptic crossword, so I can let my trained hawk bring me the cheese from the island in the cornstarch-water. I put it into a steel box and throw it into the ocean directly above the mariana trench. It sinks.
I call Thada Adel, Acquisitor to get the cheese for me from the depths. After she retrieves it, I take the cheese and hide it in a room with a lot of laser barriers. (The laser-barriers can be up to 0.6 m (2 ft.) high, and touching one will simply result in being temporarily stunned.) —Aurora, Ætherwalker
(After some thought, even if I did put the cheese in a locker room, there would be some ways for others, but I still decided not to do so.)
Good thing I have my golem-robot at hand which is immune to being stunned by some sort of electric stunning. It brings the cheese to me. And luckily, I am a friend of Roadrunner. He is willing to carry the cheese with him. All. The. Time.
Unfortunately, this Moat might impede your Roadrunner's movement. Also, I can catch this Roadrunner in a Trip Noose to take the cheese. I take the cheese, and (since magac said it would actually be easier to steal this way) I hide it in an unlocked locker in a crowded locker room (but also in a plastic bag to keep it fresh). —Aurora, Ætherwalker
Edit: Ok, AI, I have to take one itty bitty step before I go into the locker room: I counsel Mrs. Doubtfire. With her(his) help, I dress like a woman and I keep a low profile this way.
I go through every unlocked locker in the crowded locker room - which takes some time. When I finally find the cheese, exhausted as I am, I call a taxi which takes me to the airport. Then, I travel by plane to a mysterious, void island, search for a niice spot, put the cheese in the plastic bag into a treasure chest with some gold bars in it, and dig it six feet under. Afterwards, I create a treasure map which I hide on top of the Burj Khalifa.
I won't take the cheese just yet, but I have a question: Are you sure you can just walk into the wrong locker room like that? I'm pretty sure there'd be issues about walking into the wrong locker room like that, hence the reason I said I wouldn't do it.
EDIT: Kronik has edited his post and used a female disguise, which is a valid way of taking the cheese. With that in mind, I send a pixie to the top floor of the tower to find the map. After retrieving the map, I realize that the cheese is really well-hidden. So rather than steal the cheese, I simply take the blueprint and hide it... on the top of a staircase with 84 steps.
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
Well, then, only because I can (and not have to, because I was the one who hid the cheese), I install a stairlift and comfortly drive to the top of the staircase and pick up the treasure map. Then, because I am so very mean, I put some ketchup on it and eat that whole thing. The cheese is still on the mysterious island and the map no longer exists. Have fun!
And @ Aurora: Despite me diabolic plan, I'm pretty sure you memorized the map of some sort...
Edit: Ok, AI, I have to take one itty bitty step before I go into the locker room: I counsel Mrs. Doubtfire. With her(his) help, I dress like a woman and I keep a low profile this way.
I go through every unlocked locker in the crowded locker room - which takes some time. When I finally find the cheese, exhausted as I am, I call a taxi which takes me to the airport. Then, I travel by plane to a mysterious, void island, search for a niice spot, put the cheese in the plastic bag into a treasure chest with some gold bars in it, and dig it six feet under. Afterwards, I create a treasure map which I hide on top of the Burj Khalifa.
Why does that guy keep calling my back yard a "void island?"
Using the power of wormholes to snatch the cheese, I whisk my rightfully owned dairy product away to the Blind Eternities, where it is guarded by the remaining Eldrazi there.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Quoted from My Parents(???!!!) :
Only through the failures of others can we truly succeed.
I kill your Realm Razer, thus returning his dairy factor, which I then Annex. I sneak into your house, take the cheese, and put it back in the dairy factory. I has the cheese.
I never used a Realm Razer to raze the factory, so it's clear that Toxic had killed someone else's Realm Razer. So I called the police to arrest Toxic for murdering the innocent, and in his absence, I razed the dairy factory again and took the cheese again, and this time, I hide it in my mouth
Why does that guy keep calling my back yard a "void island?"
How does that even work? Is your back yard large enough and does it have an ocean attached to it so a waterplane could land there????
Nontheless, let's go on...
I surprise magac from behind and tickle him, so he opens his mouth and I can take the cheese (of course, I'm wearing gloves). Then, I send him to sleep with some chloroform.
Afterwards, I put the cheese into a parcel, and send it with a delivery date of 2050-12-01 to the president of the united states.
How does that even work? Is your back yard large enough and does it have an ocean attached to it so a waterplane could land there????
By asking that question in that way, I essentially took care of both things at once. I implied that everything you previously had said wasn't what was actually happening, thus explaining how I obtained the cheese. It also provided the current location for the cheese now that I possess it.
I'll give you one more example of this before I stop using this device.
I use this handy time machine and go into the future to assassinate the president of the US. I succeed in this endeavour, and go into the past, handing it to Deidara and thus starting this whole game off! HA!
EDIT: Deidara has the cheese... IN THE PAST!
How many times do I need to tell you that my closet isn't a time machine, and my name isn't Deidara?
I pick up the cheese while wearing latex gloves. I take the cheese and hide it... three quarters of the way through the Neverending Woods, on the highest branch I can reach (about 2.25 m (7' 5") from the ground). —Aurora, Ætherwalker
You forgot to choose your target for the Bolt, so that only ended up surprising Aurora that he dropped the cheese. My Corpse Curr picked it up and gave it to me.
I should probably return to using third person in this thread to prevent confusion. (Didn't I already call you out due to a gender-mix-up before?)
Aurora sends a Medicine Runner to grab the cheese before the dog poisons it too much. After the runner retrieves it, Aurora takes the cheese and (given how agile she is) hides it halfway on a rope bridge that extends from one region of the Skies to another. —Aurora, Ætherwalker
Doesn't matter if the bridge is that long, I can use my SUPERSPEEEEEEEEDDD and snatch the cheese. Then I went too fast and ended up launching myself to space, right at my secret base on the moon. And I have the cheese.
Unfortunately, a Windborn Muse was there to catch magac for speeding. While magac is being confronted by the Lasermage officials, Aurora walks across the bridge and takes the cheese. Shortly afterward, she walks back and puts the cheese inside a wrapped box. She then returns to the Neverending woods, and, using a 30 cm (1') rock as a stepping stone, puts the cheese on top of a branch that's 2.55 m (8' 5") from the ground. Then she moves the rock to make it harder to reach.
I already burned down the woods though, so you obviously put it on a burned out husk of a tree. The branch collapses under the weight, and I pick up the cheese, and hide it in some random ashes.
Deidara opens the door to see who's knocking only to be greeted with tranquilizer shot. I go in to ransack his house and find the cheese. Once I find the cheese, I run away.
I have the cheese
On a trade break. Getting ripped blows...
[One can stay on the surface of the liquid for about a second without sinking.]
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
(PS. While I could "seal the cheese off" by hiding it in a locker room, I decided that would just be playing mean.)
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook
I have the cheese.
Signature done by DNC from the Heroes of the Plane Studios
--------------------
Official Ink Bearer of [The Crafters]
--------------------
Old Custom Set: Imminence over Marycion
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
(After some thought, even if I did put the cheese in a locker room, there would be some ways for others, but I still decided not to do so.)
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook
I have the cheese.
Signature done by DNC from the Heroes of the Plane Studios
--------------------
Official Ink Bearer of [The Crafters]
--------------------
Old Custom Set: Imminence over Marycion
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook
I go through every unlocked locker in the crowded locker room - which takes some time. When I finally find the cheese, exhausted as I am, I call a taxi which takes me to the airport. Then, I travel by plane to a mysterious, void island, search for a niice spot, put the cheese in the plastic bag into a treasure chest with some gold bars in it, and dig it six feet under. Afterwards, I create a treasure map which I hide on top of the Burj Khalifa.
Signature done by DNC from the Heroes of the Plane Studios
--------------------
Official Ink Bearer of [The Crafters]
--------------------
Old Custom Set: Imminence over Marycion
EDIT: Kronik has edited his post and used a female disguise, which is a valid way of taking the cheese. With that in mind, I send a pixie to the top floor of the tower to find the map. After retrieving the map, I realize that the cheese is really well-hidden. So rather than steal the cheese, I simply take the blueprint and hide it... on the top of a staircase with 84 steps.
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook
And @ Aurora: Despite me diabolic plan, I'm pretty sure you memorized the map of some sort...
Signature done by DNC from the Heroes of the Plane Studios
--------------------
Official Ink Bearer of [The Crafters]
--------------------
Old Custom Set: Imminence over Marycion
Why does that guy keep calling my back yard a "void island?"
I have the cheese.
Under ConstructionEDH-W Wrath of the Angels
U Arcanis Goodstuff
B The Baron's Vampires
R Smashing Mirrors
G The Snakes Rising
RG The Grand Feast
UBR The Lord's Zombies
Nom
Thanks to Kracked Graphics for the signature!
[Limited]
Nontheless, let's go on...
I surprise magac from behind and tickle him, so he opens his mouth and I can take the cheese (of course, I'm wearing gloves). Then, I send him to sleep with some chloroform.
Afterwards, I put the cheese into a parcel, and send it with a delivery date of 2050-12-01 to the president of the united states.
I have the cheese - sort of.
Signature done by DNC from the Heroes of the Plane Studios
--------------------
Official Ink Bearer of [The Crafters]
--------------------
Old Custom Set: Imminence over Marycion
By asking that question in that way, I essentially took care of both things at once. I implied that everything you previously had said wasn't what was actually happening, thus explaining how I obtained the cheese. It also provided the current location for the cheese now that I possess it.
I'll give you one more example of this before I stop using this device.
How many times do I need to tell you that my closet isn't a time machine, and my name isn't Deidara?
I have the cheese.
I have the cheese.
Under ConstructionEDH-W Wrath of the Angels
U Arcanis Goodstuff
B The Baron's Vampires
R Smashing Mirrors
G The Snakes Rising
RG The Grand Feast
UBR The Lord's Zombies
Nom
Thanks to Kracked Graphics for the signature!
[Limited]
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook
I have the cheese.
Under ConstructionEDH-W Wrath of the Angels
U Arcanis Goodstuff
B The Baron's Vampires
R Smashing Mirrors
G The Snakes Rising
RG The Grand Feast
UBR The Lord's Zombies
Nom
Thanks to Kracked Graphics for the signature!
[Limited]
Aurora sends a Medicine Runner to grab the cheese before the dog poisons it too much. After the runner retrieves it, Aurora takes the cheese and (given how agile she is) hides it halfway on a rope bridge that extends from one region of the Skies to another.
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook
I
haveknow where the cheese is.Under ConstructionEDH-W Wrath of the Angels
U Arcanis Goodstuff
B The Baron's Vampires
R Smashing Mirrors
G The Snakes Rising
RG The Grand Feast
UBR The Lord's Zombies
Nom
Thanks to Kracked Graphics for the signature!
[Limited]