But if you're able to jump over a 60 cm fence, then you can get through without touching the lasers. But then again, this path requires jumping over twelve fences, and sometimes requires doing three jumps consecutively...
Anyways, Aurora casts Vedalken Plotter, taking the High Market and giving a Plains to GrayDeckWins. (It's a Plains in the sky, so it looks kinda cool with all the clouds and stuff.) Aurora takes the cheese and thinks of a place to hide it, when suddenly...
A big lizard breaks out of a clayshell and pounces on her, knocking her unconscious. Worse yet, the lizard also made Aurora unable to heal easily. The lizard takes the cheese and runs away with it.
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*Grey summons an Angel of Despair who destroys PG's interstellar launching device and retrieves the Cheese. Grey takes the Cheese to one of his villas scattered throughout the Multiverse. This one is surrounded by a vast mad sculpture garden filled with various figures (including, oddly enough, Seht's Tiger and a Deadeye Navigator) that will spring to life and defend Grey and his Cheese with their, um lives?
Grrrr! Do you have any idea how long it took me to collect those victims sculpt those figures?
After Abby graciously turns a wooden mallet for Grey on the lathe, Grey retrieves the Cheese and clubs PG over the head with the mallet as a means of retalliation (and for not appreciating good art :D).
*Grey drops the Cheese into the Dark Depths for safekeeping (be careful: Marit Lage gets awfully cranky when he/she/it loses shut-eye).
*Wastelands the Dark Depths and pulls the cheese from the wreckage. Then hides the cheese on Tenrou Island where it will be under the protection of Mavis Vermillion, the first guild leader of Fairy Tail*
*Grey casts Word of Command on Mavis Vermillion making her give the Cheese to him. And before releasing his hold, he has the fairy place a bounty on PG's head for destroying an important natural reserve.
*Grey heads to Ravnica with the Cheese and places it in the care of the Sisters of "Only Temporary" State of Blanched Paralysis (because that antidote stuff is too expensive for QRGs). And Grey gave them some trendy darksteel chokers to protect their necks.
Thanks for the revival. Aurora sends an Elite Inquisitor to get the cheese from all the Vampires that are there. After the Inquisitor brings it back, Aurora takes the cheese and... well, she's not feeling very creative right now. Back to The Pit it is! (Well, the hard version, but still. This is one of Aurora's go-to trap rooms to use.)
You must carefully walk along the pathway that's only about a foot wide, without falling off into the blue lasers below. (If you touch the blue lasers, you'll get covered with blue light residue. The actual pit itself is only about a foot deep though.)
@Aurora: I didn't think you needed reviving seeing as how Stardust, GDW and I have clubbed each other on the head practically senseless... I don't even recall how that one guy that sporadically posts here escaped my Tsukiyomi...
*simply hops in a brand new reflective hazmat suit and runs across the pit to obtain the cheese. I then throw the cheese across the forum*
... and an Angel of Despair catches it in flight and delivers it to Grey.
EDIT: Found the "cheese" in the Clan forum. I thought we weren't hiding it in other places anymore. Either way, I've got it.
*sniff* Ahhh! That's good gouda! And welcome back, Aurora.
Feeling the seemingly contagious lack of creativity, Grey plane hops to another one of his villas which is naturally surrounded by more mad sculptures. After PG's Shattering Spree and needing to meticulously glue Gaddock Teeg back together, it is due time for some more meaningful additions:
After the smoke had cleared, I pick the cheese out from the wreckage. I then go inside the inner sanctum and club the sleeping GDW in the head for good measure before depositing the cheese in Sigarda's capable hands for safe keeping. I also give her some spiffy new armor as a momento for her services.
*Grey casts Reins of Power to gain control of the resolved Legendary Angel and follows it up with a Cloudshift to make the alliance permanent. Sigarda hands The Cheese to Grey after he picks up that "spiffy new armor" and puts it on as a countermeasure against future clubbings.
*Grey places The Cheese in a sealed darksteel cube and places it in a brand new version of "The Unbreakable Maze". Same non-reflective unbreakable material as last time, but the halls are only 4.5 feet tall and 4.5 feet wide and the floor tiles collapse into a bottomless abyss sending you through a one-way portal back to the start of the maze if any pressure is applied to them, except the tile where the Darksteel Cube lies and its adjacent tiles (those tiles are also 4.5 ft x 4.5ft).
Uh... there's not much we can do other than sending a pixie (less than 4 ft. tall) to get there...
Aurora sends a pixie in to get the cube. The pixie brings it back to Aurora. Aurora takes the cube and hides it at the far side of The Pit again (see description above). However... there are turrets installed this time. If you touch the lasers, you will not only be covered in blue light residue, but the four turrets in the room will cover you with a total of 4000 Nerf darts. In addition, there are anti-air sensors in the room as well, which will also cause the turrets to go off if anyone stays off the floor for more than three seconds at a time.
*dons the hazmat suit again and props a Damping Matrix at the entrance to the room to shut off the turrets. I walk across the room and nab the cheese and take the Damping Matrix with me.*
I then go back to Tenrou Island and entrust the cheese to Mavis Vermillion again. I give her a couplegifts as well and thank her for taking the bounty off my head when she came to her senses.
*Grey casts Tempest of Light to dispel all of Vermillion's wards and follows it up by Enslaving the fairy. After Mavis relinquishes The Cheese for the second time, Grey orders her to continuously prod PG with a wooden stick (1 damage each upkeep, remember).
Grey takes the Cheese with him to an art gallery in Shandalar where he is set to unveil some of his latest sculptures (and these folks will not take kindly to outsiders barging in and desecrating the beautiful figural works of their most distinguished guest).
I trick PG into giving me the cheese (it involved a knitted Pikachu, that's all you need to know). I take the cheese and hide it in the octopus tank at the Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, CA. The good ockys will protect it for me.
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I send an animated statue of an Inkwell Leviathan to wrest custody of The Cheese from the octopi.
*Grey takes The Cheese with him to a quaint little cafe in Ravnica and has a drink with his pal Jace (Mind Sculptors and Mad Sculptors actually have quite a bit in common).
Correction: The drugged coffee puts my expertly sculpted simulacrum to sleep and I happen to be right behind you. With a snap of my fingers, I summon my newly converted angelic bodyguard who promptly picks up Kryptnyt and flies away to drop the interloper into the closets large body of water.
*Grey planeswalks away from Ravnica with The Cheese in tow and decides to visit his New Phyrexian friends. He deposits The Cheese into a darksteel safe and rolls a few rounds of Mirran Skull Bowling with Glissa and Geth.
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Anyways, Aurora casts Vedalken Plotter, taking the High Market and giving a Plains to GrayDeckWins. (It's a Plains in the sky, so it looks kinda cool with all the clouds and stuff.) Aurora takes the cheese and thinks of a place to hide it, when suddenly...
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collect those victimssculpt those figures?After Abby graciously turns a wooden mallet for Grey on the lathe, Grey retrieves the Cheese and clubs PG over the head with the mallet as a means of retalliation (and for not appreciating good art :D).
*Grey drops the Cheese into the Dark Depths for safekeeping (be careful: Marit Lage gets awfully cranky when he/she/it loses shut-eye).
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*Grey heads to Ravnica with the Cheese and places it in the care of the Sisters of "Only Temporary" State of Blanched Paralysis (because that antidote stuff is too expensive for QRGs). And Grey gave them some trendy darksteel chokers to protect their necks.
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*Sheoldred returns the Cheese to Grey after offering Karn a seat after his weary travels. Grey takes the Cheese to...
*notices a polychromatic figure lying unconscious on the ground*
PG, why didn't you revive our clan-mate? Heck, even I was sporting enough to administer a Soft after the gorgon incident.
*Grey gives Aurora a Healing Salve before taking the Cheese to Ulgrotha to chill with the Sengir clan *
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*simply hops in a brand new reflective hazmat suit and runs across the pit to obtain the cheese. I then throw the cheese across the forum*
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EDIT: Found the "cheese" in the Clan forum. I thought we weren't hiding it in other places anymore. Either way, I've got it.
*sniff* Ahhh! That's good gouda! And welcome back, Aurora.
Feeling the seemingly contagious lack of creativity, Grey plane hops to another one of his villas which is naturally surrounded by more mad sculptures. After PG's Shattering Spree and needing to meticulously glue Gaddock Teeg back together, it is due time for some more meaningful additions:
*dramatically pulls the sheet off of latest work*
Voila!
*Grey reveals the figure of a particularly fetching artificer who will help protect his creations from any nasty spot removal... and the old kithkin though looking a little rough can still perform his duty.
Guard my cheese well, loyal servants. Now to enjoy a nice nap in my inner sanctum.
After the smoke had cleared, I pick the cheese out from the wreckage. I then go inside the inner sanctum and club the sleeping GDW in the head for good measure before depositing the cheese in Sigarda's capable hands for safe keeping. I also give her some spiffy new armor as a momento for her services.
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*Grey places The Cheese in a sealed darksteel cube and places it in a brand new version of "The Unbreakable Maze". Same non-reflective unbreakable material as last time, but the halls are only 4.5 feet tall and 4.5 feet wide and the floor tiles collapse
into a bottomless abysssending you through a one-way portal back to the start of the maze if any pressure is applied to them, except the tile where the Darksteel Cube lies and its adjacent tiles (those tiles are also 4.5 ft x 4.5ft).Aurora sends a pixie in to get the cube. The pixie brings it back to Aurora. Aurora takes the cube and hides it at the far side of The Pit again (see description above). However... there are turrets installed this time. If you touch the lasers, you will not only be covered in blue light residue, but the four turrets in the room will cover you with a total of 4000 Nerf darts. In addition, there are anti-air sensors in the room as well, which will also cause the turrets to go off if anyone stays off the floor for more than three seconds at a time.
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I then go back to Tenrou Island and entrust the cheese to Mavis Vermillion again. I give her a couple gifts as well and thank her for taking the bounty off my head when she came to her senses.
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*Grey casts Tempest of Light to dispel all of Vermillion's wards and follows it up by Enslaving the fairy. After Mavis relinquishes The Cheese for the second time, Grey orders her to continuously prod PG with a wooden stick (1 damage each upkeep, remember).
Grey takes the Cheese with him to an art gallery in Shandalar where he is set to unveil some of his latest sculptures (and these folks will not take kindly to outsiders barging in and desecrating the beautiful figural works of their most distinguished guest).
*clubs Kryptnyt on the head and takes the cheese from him. I then hide the cheese in a cheese storage facility with cheese of identical composition.*
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*Grey takes The Cheese with him to a quaint little cafe in Ravnica and has a drink with his pal Jace (Mind Sculptors and Mad Sculptors actually have quite a bit in common).
*Grey planeswalks away from Ravnica with The Cheese in tow and decides to visit his New Phyrexian friends. He deposits The Cheese into a darksteel safe and rolls a few rounds of Mirran Skull Bowling with Glissa and Geth.