A burglar alarm sounds as the safe gets stolen. A clique of pixies dump a bucket of pixie dust on Popsucker, then take the safe back and put it in its proper place.
However, the pixies are also laughing at Aurora because she forgot to include a hyperlink in the last post. Here's the quiz that the safe is protected by.
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
[EDIT: Maybe I should have added an alternate way of opening the safe for those of you who have already taken this...]
Aurora decides to do something about this, and hides a key to the safe on a shelf that's 2.4 m (~8 ft.) high. However, you're only allowed to take the key if you've already taken the quiz. Any unauthorized people caught trying to take the key will be covered in Nerf darts by a nearby turret.
I take the radio audio clip quiz and don't quite score as high as I'd like (just a few minor misspellings of colloquialisms prevented me from scoring at least 2 higher), but am content nonetheless for I now have The Cheese.
Feeling a little uninspired today, Grey places the cheese in an air-tight non-metallic box and hides it in an improved version of the fully enclosed unbreakable mirror labyrinth. This time there is a grated floor which drains into a fully enclosed bottomless pit so no pesky anime pirates can flood it (the grate and walls of the bottomless pit are lined with the same unbreakable mirrored surface so burrowing under the maze is impossible). And as always the entrance and hallways are way too narrow to accommodate any type of vehicle, so you'll be hoofing it if you want el queso.
Since it's a mirrored surface, I cash in a favor with Admiral Kizaru who uses his ability as a man made of light to easily traverse the maze and locate the cheese. However, since he is a devious man, he takes the cheese for himself back to Marineford (Marine HQ).
I sneak in behind Popsucker and steal the cheese, which I throw into the air where it hovers just above where anyone can reach. Anyone trying to jump for it will still not be able to reach it, because it will lift up higher into the air. The only way to get it back is to call it "Cheesy Weesy Timey Wimey... Stuff".
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The cheese lands into my hands and I take it with me to the Rakdos Carnarium "Where the Burgers Make You Scream" (because the burgers probably scream).
...Except they scream at the sight of a talking bear. Seeing that my cheese is in peril I planeswalk away from Ravnica with the dairy product and drop it into the Pool of Becoming (and no, Nicol Bolas won't give you the cheese for free).
Hm, the pool? I'm not quite a good swimmer, but if it's a pool that gets set up and taken down regularly, it can't be too deep, right?
Aurora gets in the pool, swims in just a bit to find the cheese, then gets back out and takes it away. She hides it in a safe, protected by a Sporcle audio quiz [NOT the same one as before]. You must get at least 1/24 for the safe to open, and you can't take it more than once*.
*Since some people have already taken this quiz, Aurora must add another way to open the safe (but she must not make it too easy). Another way to open the safe is to enter the designated room and do twenty straddle jumps in front of the camera; the safe will open after that.
[Note: It does not matter how long you take to do this (even if Aurora is able to do it in about 21 seconds herself), as long as you finish the whole thing without leaving the room.]
I've already taken that quiz and scored at least 1 (I think it was 4 or something), so I guess I have to physically exert myself once again
*Does twenty straddle jumps in front of camera and hopes this thing doesn't go viral*
*Huff* *huff* *safe opens and I obtain cheese*
*Grey places the cheese on an unusual pedestal in an unusually dark room with a spotlight focused on it. But be careful, for there is a Xathrid Gorgon keeping watch over the cheese... and any intruders with a hankering for cheddar.
You know, I actually did do 20 straddle jumps recently (read the "You Make the Rules" thread), so I had to up the difficulty here.
(For clarification, I didn't do all 20 in a row; I did 15, paused for a second or two, then did 5 more.)
*calls in the blind swordsman to come and take the cheese from the hiding gorgon*
The swordsman hands me the head of the gorgon with the cheese sticking out of it's mouth. I carefully place the head and cheese into a brown sack and cast the sack into a Door to Nothingness.
Aurora enters the door while being protected by a Platinum Angel and Leyline of Sanctity. She retrieves the cheese and hides it in a safe, protected by a Sporcle quiz yet again.
This time, it's not one of her own quizzes though. It's a quiz with the fitting URL of "thaw the duck". (28/28 to open safe)
Wait, that seems to be a bit too difficult (even if Aurora has solved the whole thing)... OK, Aurora will open the safe for you after you take the quiz, but she will also draw one triangle on your face for every answer you missed (using a Sharpie - see 0:51 in this video for an example).
How does Platinum Angel and Leyline of Sanctity protect you from the gorgon's head that the cheese was stuck in? I think you got petrified and didn't even know it!
*As Aurora pries away the cheese, Grey casts Moonlace on the gorgon's head. Too bad that nifty combo can't give Protection from Colorless*
KERRRCHING!!!
(Sorry, that's my best petrification onomatopoeia)
*Grey gently pries the cheese from Aurora's hands and takes it with him on his vacation to the hot springs of Kamigawa... only after administering a slow-acting antidote to his clan-mate and placing a ridiculous hat on her head.
* pikachugundam infiltrates GDW's Kamigawa hotsprings and nabs the cheese while he's dozing over a bottle of sake. Then hides the cheese behind Pat's Xbox*
I have no idea what Pat's playing since I don't follow gaming much these days, but he's sufficiently distracted that it's pretty easy to slip in unnoticed and grab the cheese (with a some helpful invisibility).
I put the cheese in a safety deposit box at the top of Mount Everest with a camera mounted on top. If the camera sees anything nonhuman, the box will explode. If the camera sees a human with an oxygen mask on or another other extraneous equipment (such as a helicopter or rocket boots), the box will explode. If the camera is destroyed or blinded in some way, the box will explode. Happy climbing!
The camera sees some snow (which is nonhuman) and explodes the minute Stardust walks away. I club Stardust on the head before he can retcon his trap and steal the cheese. I then go and hide the cheese in the puggernaut's helmet.
Seeing as I've become quite adept at wrangling dogs (I currently have 3 and am babysitting 4 more for the time being ) I easily procure the cheese from the puggernaught's helmet.
*Grey places the cheese in an odor-tight non-metallic container and hides it in his umpteenth iteration of the unbreakable labyrinth (just like the last one except the walls are made of a non-reflective material that absorbs light and any characters from One Piece that try to infiltrate this maze will be leaving in a whole lotta pieces)...
* pikachugundam calls in the tag team of Gray Fullbuster and Lluvia Luxor. Gray freezes the the grating on the floors shut, so Lluvia can flood the maze and escape with the cheese*
I then hide the cheese under Misaka Mikoto's bed inside her giant teddy bear.
Aurora casts a Phyrexian Metamorph copying the teddy bear, then casts Legerdemain to exchange control of the two teddy bears, so that Misaka gets the one with no cheese, and Aurora gets the one with the cheese. She takes the cheese and decides to use a previous trap room, the labyrinth.
You must first get the three green keys in order to get the red key. The cheese is located in a vault just outside the labyrinth, and you must use the red key to open it. The blue lines on the map are laser fences, 60 cm (~2 ft.) high. The lasers don't kill or hurt you, but they will leave blue light residue on you if you touch them.
(Remember that Aurora has once shown a blueprint for the quickest solution, but she's not going to bring it up to see if someone else can figure it out without the blueprint.)
*Grey enters the seemingly intimidating labyrinth, but it relieved that it has turned out to be one continuous path that leads to each key in succession (like those "squiggles" Aurora has been drawing as of late).
After retrieving all three green keys, using them to unlock the red key, and then using that key to unlock the Cheese, Grey takes it to the High Market where it is being kept safe by an unknown associate. Be careful of imitations: there is a lot of inferior "cheese food" circulating around that place and one bite of it will leave you disappointed. And the locals don't take kindly to people barging in with big mechs or deciding to flood the place for no apparent reason (there are vigilant guards on duty to keep the peace).
However, the pixies are also laughing at Aurora because she forgot to include a hyperlink in the last post. Here's the quiz that the safe is protected by.
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
[EDIT: Maybe I should have added an alternate way of opening the safe for those of you who have already taken this...]
Aurora decides to do something about this, and hides a key to the safe on a shelf that's 2.4 m (~8 ft.) high. However, you're only allowed to take the key if you've already taken the quiz. Any unauthorized people caught trying to take the key will be covered in Nerf darts by a nearby turret.
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Feeling a little uninspired today, Grey places the cheese in an air-tight non-metallic box and hides it in an improved version of the fully enclosed unbreakable mirror labyrinth. This time there is a grated floor which drains into a fully enclosed bottomless pit so no pesky anime pirates can flood it (the grate and walls of the bottomless pit are lined with the same unbreakable mirrored surface so burrowing under the maze is impossible). And as always the entrance and hallways are way too narrow to accommodate any type of vehicle, so you'll be hoofing it if you want el queso.
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The cheese lands into my hands and I take it with me to the Rakdos Carnarium "Where the Burgers Make You Scream" (because the burgers probably scream).
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I then hide the cheese in Kank's pool.
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Aurora gets in the pool, swims in just a bit to find the cheese, then gets back out and takes it away. She hides it in a safe, protected by a Sporcle audio quiz [NOT the same one as before]. You must get at least 1/24 for the safe to open, and you can't take it more than once*.
*Since some people have already taken this quiz, Aurora must add another way to open the safe (but she must not make it too easy). Another way to open the safe is to enter the designated room and do twenty straddle jumps in front of the camera; the safe will open after that.
[Note: It does not matter how long you take to do this (even if Aurora is able to do it in about 21 seconds herself), as long as you finish the whole thing without leaving the room.]
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*Does twenty straddle jumps in front of camera and hopes this thing doesn't go viral*
*Huff* *huff* *safe opens and I obtain cheese*
*Grey places the cheese on an unusual pedestal in an unusually dark room with a spotlight focused on it. But be careful, for there is a Xathrid Gorgon keeping watch over the cheese... and any intruders with a hankering for cheddar.
(For clarification, I didn't do all 20 in a row; I did 15, paused for a second or two, then did 5 more.)
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The swordsman hands me the head of the gorgon with the cheese sticking out of it's mouth. I carefully place the head and cheese into a brown sack and cast the sack into a Door to Nothingness.
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This time, it's not one of her own quizzes though. It's a quiz with the fitting URL of "thaw the duck". (28/28 to open safe)
Wait, that seems to be a bit too difficult (even if Aurora has solved the whole thing)... OK, Aurora will open the safe for you after you take the quiz, but she will also draw one triangle on your face for every answer you missed (using a Sharpie - see 0:51 in this video for an example).
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KERRRCHING!!!
(Sorry, that's my best petrification onomatopoeia)
*Grey gently pries the cheese from Aurora's hands and takes it with him on his vacation to the hot springs of Kamigawa... only after administering a slow-acting antidote to his clan-mate and placing a ridiculous hat on her head.
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I put the cheese in a safety deposit box at the top of Mount Everest with a camera mounted on top. If the camera sees anything nonhuman, the box will explode. If the camera sees a human with an oxygen mask on or another other extraneous equipment (such as a helicopter or rocket boots), the box will explode. If the camera is destroyed or blinded in some way, the box will explode. Happy climbing!
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*Grey places the cheese in an odor-tight non-metallic container and hides it in his umpteenth iteration of the unbreakable labyrinth (just like the last one except the walls are made of a non-reflective material that absorbs light and any characters from One Piece that try to infiltrate this maze will be leaving in a whole lotta pieces)...
... and no gorgons this time, I promise :D.
I then hide the cheese under Misaka Mikoto's bed inside her giant teddy bear.
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You must first get the three green keys in order to get the red key. The cheese is located in a vault just outside the labyrinth, and you must use the red key to open it. The blue lines on the map are laser fences, 60 cm (~2 ft.) high. The lasers don't kill or hurt you, but they will leave blue light residue on you if you touch them.
(Remember that Aurora has once shown a blueprint for the quickest solution, but she's not going to bring it up to see if someone else can figure it out without the blueprint.)
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After retrieving all three green keys, using them to unlock the red key, and then using that key to unlock the Cheese, Grey takes it to the High Market where it is being kept safe by an unknown associate. Be careful of imitations: there is a lot of inferior "cheese food" circulating around that place and one bite of it will leave you disappointed. And the locals don't take kindly to people barging in with big mechs or deciding to flood the place for no apparent reason (there are vigilant guards on duty to keep the peace).
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