*Grey calls in a favor Nicholas Cage owes him, they both infiltrate the White House, and dig up the cage. Grey thanks Mr. Cage for his assistance in the matter...
...but leaves Cage in the cage for making Ghost Rider :evillol:*
*After obtaining the cheese, Grey takes it with him to Innistrad and deposits it in the new and improved Helvault (and it will take a lot more than a desperately hot necromancer or a valiant soldier that loves her friends more than planar stability to crack this vault). And there just so happens to be an electromagnetic field around it that will hinder any pesky anachronistic mecha that want to crash the party.)
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Aurora casts Tempest of Light and Twincasts it. After that, she sends some pixies to fetch the cheese (and also casting Revoke Existence on the indestructible safe). After the pixies hand the cheese to Aurora, she takes the cheese and starts to think of a place to hide it, when suddenly...
A huge lizard, along with a few other lizards in its wake, decide to gang up on Aurora and steal the cheese from her.
The lizard has the cheese. Aurora is lying unconscious on the ground.
Scaleplater Behemoth 4(2/R)(2/G)
Creature - Lizard [Rare]
Trample
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I come here looking for cheese and I find a plane full of lizards. I hate lizards.
Grey lets loose a Killing Wave on those lizards rendering them to dust. Seeing as Grey isn't entirely evil, he gives his clanmate a Healing Salve before leaving with the cheese.
*Feeling a little exhausted from annihilating an entire army of lizards, Grey leaves the cheese in the old unbreakable mirror labyrinth*
"Heya buuuuuuuddy! How's it goin'? Just thought I'd let you know, I heard from a reliable source that you got beaten by a puny little catman in a fight. Now... How do I put this? I know your reputation is important to you, being the 'big bad' and all that, so how's about you give me the cheese, and I forget I ever heard you were defeated by a featherweight, mmkay?"
Now that I have the cheese, I head to Mount Olympus, climb up into the clouds and sit at the peak, somewhat disappointed that there's not some kind of parthenon up here.
Zues smite you for blashpemy, and, since he owes me a favor, gives me the cheese that he takes from your smoldering cor... err... possibly living body.
I take the cheese with the gods' blessings.
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* pikachugundam defenestrates Id_Ego and takes the cheese from him*
I then defenestrate the cheese into the hands of my friend who straps it to an awaiting missile and fire the missile into space to land on the dark side of the moon.
I go down to HMV to pick up a Pink Floyd album... and surprisingly find the cheese stashed inside in the CD case! That missle must have misunderstood its instructions somewhat.
Taking the cheese with me, I head into an active volcano, dive down under the lava and form a spherical chamber for myself 100 m below the lava's surface. I summon four Sulfur Elementals to protect me from pesky white creatures and just sit on my igneous throne, enjoying the cheese's company and ready to throw fire at anyone who tries to steal my cheese.
I summon a Frost Titan and target it with a kicked Rite of Replication which I then Twincast creating an obscene amount of sub-zero ETB triggers (enough for the Sulfur Elementals, the lava, the sphere, and my frenemy who had the gall to bury a perfectly good hunk of cheese under 100 meters of lava ).*
*Grey extracts the cheese from this frigid wonderland while accompanied by his frosty entourage of titans and places it in the new and improved Helvault he didn't get to use last time since he forgot to mention the Darksteel sphygmomanometer. And it happens to be made of darksteel this time and is lined with my new and improved unbreakable mirrored surface that give it:
"Whenever New and Improved Helvault becomes the target of a spell of ability, choose another target that isn't dressed in a tuxedo and holding a at random."
*Since blue is the mutual ally of white and black I get to dabble in it for Quick Reply Gaming purposes. See, I'm more colorful than you thought ;).
Oh yeah? That's pretty fancy... well, I can use U too! Devastation Tide!
Now that the cheese has returned to your hand, I give you a friendly punch in the face and take it back. The cheese and I head to Egypt to check out the pyramids, specifically if there's anything left beneath them that's worth stealing. We're pretty deep down in the maze-like passages, so I'd watch out for scarabs and mummies if I were you.
*summons a Blastoise to flood the pyramids and drown all the mummies and scarabs inside*
Then as Stardust and the cheese come floating out with all the washed out mummies and scarabs, I take the cheese from him and hide it in Abby's lair beneath her treasure hoard.
Oh! I have Cheese now! After all the drama. Very sad.
I put Cheese in the communal fridge at my office. Unfortunately, one of the temp employees steals Cheese. If you can find that temp employee, you can have Cheese.
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* pikachugundam goes to Castle Voldaren, flips some tables, slays some vampires, steals the cheese from Olivia who is flirting with GDW and levels the place with some well placed nitroglycerin bombs as I dash out the balcony doors into the awaiting pilot's seat of my gundam*
I take the cheese to Disneyland and give it to the evil mouse that rules there.
I head to California and meet with the evil mouse. Suspending a ball of flame between my hands I narrow my eyes and say, "Listen, mouse, either you give me the cheese, or I light you on fire..." Given that he's just an underpaid summer student in a mouse costume, he quickly complies.
The cheese and I enjoy Disneyland for a while (I didn't want to waste that entry fee), but I accidentally dropped the cheese while on Space Mountain! It's sitting on the roller coaster tracks (so be careful!).
I'm not much of a roller coaster person, but I'll do it for cheese! After enduring a white knuckle ride through the cosmos and no doubt screaming like a little girl I procure the cheese from the tracks.
*Grey takes the cheese to Lorwyn and places it on the Boldwyr Heavyweights' fooseball table (and a game is currently in progress).
Funny story... My opponent cast the heavyweights in a chaos draft thinking 'What could they have possibly drafted to match this guy?' I pulled out an Ulamog's Crusher. He was like... NO WAI! I then put a Pacifism on the heavyweights and beat face with the Crusher...
Anyway, I head to Lorwyn and cast Sleep on the heavyweights, then snatch the cheese from the fooseball table. I take the cheese and hide it in ThatRedwood's beer brewing vat.
Wahaha... I pick up the cheese as I see GDW face plant after passing out. I then take the cheese, spike it with palladium and hide it in Tony Stark's garage.
Stony Silence will make a bit of nothingness happen around Tony Stark's place (since lots of things are made of metal there). Aurora will then enter the now silenced house and steal the cheese. She takes the cheese and hides it in a safe protected by...
A 100-song audio quiz!
The quiz will open after you play the quiz, if you have at least listened to the whole audio clip.
...but leaves Cage in the cage for making Ghost Rider :evillol:*
*After obtaining the cheese, Grey takes it with him to Innistrad and deposits it in the new and improved Helvault (and it will take a lot more than a desperately hot necromancer or a valiant soldier that loves her friends more than planar stability to crack this vault). And there just so happens to be an electromagnetic field around it that will hinder any pesky anachronistic mecha that want to crash the party.)
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With a Darksteel Sphygmomanometer (and a well-tuned ear)!
*Having proven his previous post valid, Grey now has the cheese and takes it with him to Bruna's Malt Shop while enjoying a delicious chocolate shake and a suite of incredible enchantments to keep the cheese out harm's way (this includes two copies of Privileged Position, Indestructibility on the cheese's safe-box as well as on the Privileged Positions, Moat, Island Sanctuary, "that card that says creatures lose flying and islandwalk". etc, etc.)*
See, I'm equally likable by Phyrexians and pretty angels. TWO SIDES!
The lizard has the cheese. Aurora is lying unconscious on the ground.
Scaleplater Behemoth 4(2/R)(2/G)
Creature - Lizard [Rare]
Trample
When Scaleplater Behemoth enters the battlefield or is turned face up, distribute four +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures.
Morph 5(2/R)(2/G)
4/4
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Grey lets loose a Killing Wave on those lizards rendering them to dust. Seeing as Grey isn't entirely evil, he gives his clanmate a Healing Salve before leaving with the cheese.
*Feeling a little exhausted from annihilating an entire army of lizards, Grey leaves the cheese in the old unbreakable mirror labyrinth*
After Juvia gets the cheese however, Nicol Bolas appears and wisks the cheese away before she can give it to me.
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"Heya buuuuuuuddy! How's it goin'? Just thought I'd let you know, I heard from a reliable source that you got beaten by a puny little catman in a fight. Now... How do I put this? I know your reputation is important to you, being the 'big bad' and all that, so how's about you give me the cheese, and I forget I ever heard you were defeated by a featherweight, mmkay?"
Now that I have the cheese, I head to Mount Olympus, climb up into the clouds and sit at the peak, somewhat disappointed that there's not some kind of parthenon up here.
I take the cheese with the gods' blessings.
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Outbreak
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I then defenestrate the cheese into the hands of my friend who straps it to an awaiting missile and fire the missile into space to land on the dark side of the moon.
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Taking the cheese with me, I head into an active volcano, dive down under the lava and form a spherical chamber for myself 100 m below the lava's surface. I summon four Sulfur Elementals to protect me from pesky white creatures and just sit on my igneous throne, enjoying the cheese's company and ready to throw fire at anyone who tries to steal my cheese.
I summon a Frost Titan and target it with a kicked Rite of Replication which I then Twincast creating an obscene amount of sub-zero ETB triggers (enough for the Sulfur Elementals, the lava, the sphere, and my frenemy who had the gall to bury a perfectly good hunk of cheese under 100 meters of lava ).*
*Grey extracts the cheese from this frigid wonderland while accompanied by his frosty entourage of titans and places it in the new and improved Helvault he didn't get to use last time since he forgot to mention the Darksteel sphygmomanometer. And it happens to be made of darksteel this time and is lined with my new and improved unbreakable mirrored surface that give it:
"Whenever New and Improved Helvault becomes the target of a spell of ability, choose another target that isn't dressed in a tuxedo and holding a at random."
*Since blue is the mutual ally of white and black I get to dabble in it for Quick Reply Gaming purposes. See, I'm more colorful than you thought ;).
Now that the cheese has returned to your hand, I give you a friendly punch in the face and take it back. The cheese and I head to Egypt to check out the pyramids, specifically if there's anything left beneath them that's worth stealing. We're pretty deep down in the maze-like passages, so I'd watch out for scarabs and mummies if I were you.
Then as Stardust and the cheese come floating out with all the washed out mummies and scarabs, I take the cheese from him and hide it in Abby's lair beneath her treasure hoard.
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I put Cheese in the communal fridge at my office. Unfortunately, one of the temp employees steals Cheese. If you can find that temp employee, you can have Cheese.
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"Tsk tsk. Letting the cheese control you like that? This is no ordinary dairy product, mortal."
*Grey takes the cheese from the trembling temp and takes it with him to Castle Voldaren where a thrilling shindig is in progress*
I take the cheese to Disneyland and give it to the evil mouse that rules there.
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The cheese and I enjoy Disneyland for a while (I didn't want to waste that entry fee), but I accidentally dropped the cheese while on Space Mountain! It's sitting on the roller coaster tracks (so be careful!).
*Grey takes the cheese to Lorwyn and places it on the Boldwyr Heavyweights' fooseball table (and a game is currently in progress).
Anyway, I head to Lorwyn and cast Sleep on the heavyweights, then snatch the cheese from the fooseball table. I take the cheese and hide it in ThatRedwood's beer brewing vat.
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*A few minutes later*
Ahhh! Dass some gooooood iced tea bewr. Wuz dat Earrrl Gwey? Vewy aromatic.
*Grey stumbles and the cheese glides across the floor landing by the next poster's feet*
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It's still my cheese.
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