2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
While the three of you are distracted, I once again show flashes of Michael Weston, burned spy extraordinaire, and with the bug that's in a piece of gum on Aurora's shoe (since he never touches the ground), I hear Kahedron's location, jump into that sector of space, commandeer his ship, take the cheese, and return to the Pit.
Aurora looks and sees that the cheese is in the Pit, but she doesn't want to walk through all that blue laser after Kahedron enlarged the size of the pit... so she'll leave that where it is right now.
(It is a common misconception that Aurora can defy gravity. She can only really stay off the ground for about 0.8 seconds.)
Aurora takes some cubic blocks and starts laying them down inside the pit until the cheese is possible to reach again. She'll leave the cheese where it is, but at least it's possible to reach without bringing more tools into the room now. (The blocks are stable and they do stick in place; you don't have to worry about blocks sliding when you step on them.)
Now with a top-view sketch this time. (The lasers are still in recessed ground relative to the path.)
Note that while the gaps are jump-able again, you don't have as much running space.
Since I might have a bit of trouble jumping over all of those and keeping my balance, I bring along a few planks of wood to pass the gaps.
I do so with relative ease, and then leave after filling a few empty blue ink cartridges with the laser residue - ink can be expensive these days, I like to cut costs where I can.
I head on down to the local printer store to sell some of the ink.
The amount of people who don't protect them selves or the cheese in this thread is really rather distressing. And hard on baseball bats.
Needless to say Neongoyf is rendered unconcious. I retrieve the cheese from his comatose form and put back at the far end of the pit. I Then remove the planks and dig out all of the cube blocks that A.I put in. I am leaving the shear legs and other various accoutrements of the field gun race...including the pair of cannons.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
I don't know how you got past my 12 implied ninjas with a baseball bat, Kahedron, but clearly, you don't know that I have a Racoon suit from Super Mario Bros 3.
I fly over, avoiding the cannon fire, then turn into a statue directly above you, knocking the cheese out of your hand. After you run around flashing invulnerable, I fly back across the Pit, leaving you stranded with some cannons.
I head to a wine and cheese tasting, paying the security off at the door to taze any of you on sight.
Dan's done it again!!! He's hired me to protect his wine and cheese evening. And he has given us a working tazer. The rest of the guards are quickly rendered unconicous as is Dan himself.
I retreive the cheese and put it back at the end of the now enlarged pit. I also install these to prevent cheating.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
I'm not sure how a youtube video will help protect the cheese, but I walk past the computer (streaming video) and up to the edge of the pit. Since I'm not feeling particularly creative, I jump across the gaps and get the cheese!
The cheese and I go fishing in the middle of Lake Superior. The boat we're on is equipped with electric shocks to stop anyone swimming (and to catch fish!), surrounded by water mines to stop anyone boating, and has an automatic flamethrower turret to stop anyone flying. I'm also wearing a baseball helmet.
I'm not sure how a youtube video will help protect the cheese, but I walk past the computer (streaming video) and up to the edge of the pit. Since I'm not feeling particularly creative, I jump across the gaps and get the cheese!
What gaps there are no piers, I got rid of those, just a single 9m wide pit. You sure you can jump that far.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
Silly Stardust, you've forgotten to protect against spaceships!... speaking of which, I use the tractor beam on my TARDIS to pull the cheese in, and whisk it away to have merry adventures with my new companion.
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The cheese and I go fishing in the middle of Lake Superior. The boat we're on is equipped with electric shocks to stop anyone swimming (and to catch fish!), surrounded by water mines to stop anyone boating, and has an automatic flamethrower turret to stop anyone flying. I'm also wearing a baseball helmet.
I haz Tazer now
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
I cast a spell, creating a massive time warp that sucks Xenocide and his TARDIS into my present space-time. I open the door of the booth, for a moment am impressed by the immense size of the interior, then find Xenocide and steal the cheese (after a brief scuffle ending in me sucking his blood from a convenient pair of holes in his neck).
Aurora notices that Stardust didn't protect the cheese, so she distracts him by scribbling on his face (with the green coloring laser from the ring on her finger, covering his face with green light residue). While this is happening, a pixie steals the cheese and hands it to Aurora. She hides it at the far side of the Pit again, after rebuilding everything to match this blueprint again. She will be watching this time - don't remove blocks, and don't cheat with wooden planks!
Hold on a sec. You've become a firebreathing Hippo, but are you still a Spirit and Vampire?
(Also, you may have noticed that I was watching, as in I was standing in the same room as the Pit.)
Aurora comes in with a Blazing Torch to distract Stardust so that he can't protect the cheese. Aurora reaches in, steals the cheese, cleans it off, then thinks of a place to hide it, when suddenly...
A large lizard pounces on her and runs away with the cheese. The lizard leaves a trail of concentrated mana in its wake. Aurora is left unconscious on the ground.
Manalithic Goanna 1(2/U)(2/R)(2/G)
Creature - Lizard Weird
Trample
Spells cost 2 less to cast.
Morph 3(2/U)(2/R)(2/G) (You may cast this face down as a 2/2 creature for 3. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
5/5
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Hence getting the guys in the video to fetch the cheese for me.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
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It was that or use a lot of chairs. Atleast this is a legitimate use of help.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
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2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
(It is a common misconception that Aurora can defy gravity. She can only really stay off the ground for about 0.8 seconds.)
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Apologies, putting my newness on display at current.
Now with a top-view sketch this time. (The lasers are still in recessed ground relative to the path.)
Note that while the gaps are jump-able again, you don't have as much running space.
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I do so with relative ease, and then leave after filling a few empty blue ink cartridges with the laser residue - ink can be expensive these days, I like to cut costs where I can.
I head on down to the local printer store to sell some of the ink.
Needless to say Neongoyf is rendered unconcious. I retrieve the cheese from his comatose form and put back at the far end of the pit. I Then remove the planks and dig out all of the cube blocks that A.I put in. I am leaving the shear legs and other various accoutrements of the field gun race...including the pair of cannons.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
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I fly over, avoiding the cannon fire, then turn into a statue directly above you, knocking the cheese out of your hand. After you run around flashing invulnerable, I fly back across the Pit, leaving you stranded with some cannons.
I head to a wine and cheese tasting, paying the security off at the door to taze any of you on sight.
I retreive the cheese and put it back at the end of the now enlarged pit. I also install these to prevent cheating.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
The cheese and I go fishing in the middle of Lake Superior. The boat we're on is equipped with electric shocks to stop anyone swimming (and to catch fish!), surrounded by water mines to stop anyone boating, and has an automatic flamethrower turret to stop anyone flying. I'm also wearing a baseball helmet.
What gaps there are no piers, I got rid of those, just a single 9m wide pit. You sure you can jump that far.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
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I haz Tazer now
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
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I wipe off my face, then hop, then jump, then leap, then retreive the cheese, then bound, then vault, then hurdle back to the beginning.
I have the cheese! It's in my front pants pocket.
(Also, you may have noticed that I was watching, as in I was standing in the same room as the Pit.)
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As for you, I guess I was blinded by the light. I wonder what light would taste like...
Manalithic Goanna 1(2/U)(2/R)(2/G)
Creature - Lizard Weird
Trample
Spells cost 2 less to cast.
Morph 3(2/U)(2/R)(2/G) (You may cast this face down as a 2/2 creature for 3. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
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