Granted, but you're forced to eat the barb wire in 10 seconds or face the pointy finger of doom.
I wish I had a steel katana that's very sharp and light which can't hurt me.
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"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." - Peter Ustinov
"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right." - Isaac Asimov "To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else." - Burnadette Devlin
Granted, but everyone laughs at you for playing No-Dachi when it screws you over, and you have no creature to put it on...
(Errr, granted, but it is a cheap 10 cent toy.)
I wish for the Dissension spoiler the Monday after the next, as a prediction to come true.
Granted but all the cards are horrible and WotC lied about the previews and all the cards we have seen are fake and the sets worse then homelands oh no!
i wish homelands was never invented
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It's time to get out of the desert and into the sun.
Granted, except that when the wish is translated into a language in which it makes sense, it reads: "I wish I were giving a speech in front of all my peers without my pants on."
I wish that the next person who posts will get their wish granted without any twists.
What?! Look at the initial post; he is dead. Deceased. Kaputt. Indefinitely horizontal. In mafia games, you see, people are occasionally "killed off," and when that sad event occurs, he or she is no longer allowed to post, on account of rigor mortis and what-have-you.
'Welcome to Mafia Salvation', it said, 'Population: 3,660.' And someone, they never figured out who, had painted on the sign in red letters: '1,831 to lynch.'
Granted. The pretzels are made of steel and the rollercoaster is a giant pretzel that cannot support its own weight and crumbles to the ground the moment it comes into being
I wish I owned Wizards of the Coast
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DAMNIT: I should never have to shred my own character sheet in frustration.
..........granted, but someone in the company laughing at you really hopes you die a foul death for mixing my result with the poster above me... VIA ISOLATION AND NO MORE TRUE FRIENDS!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAH.
I wish I had a clone who wasn't stupid, to do all my work.
Really important guy at the [499]!
I wish money would've grown on trees.
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I wish The Pittsburgh Steelers would win the Superbowl again this upcoming football season without injuries, firings, or mishaps.
I wish this thread no longer was wishes and twist, but now stabbity deaths.
Really important guy at the [499]!
I wish Glamdring hadn't stolen all of my barb wire again.
I wish I had a steel katana that's very sharp and light which can't hurt me.
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." - Peter Ustinov
"To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else." - Burnadette Devlin
(Errr, granted, but it is a cheap 10 cent toy.)
I wish for the Dissension spoiler the Monday after the next, as a prediction to come true.
i wish homelands was never invented
I wish I didn't have any bullcrap "meaning" to be awake at 2:31 AM...
I wish that the next person who posts will get their wish granted without any twists.
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I wish for pretzels and my very own rollercoaster.
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I wish I owned Wizards of the Coast
I wish I had 4 avatars of discord
I wish my wishes were untwistable.
I wish I wished for a wish that wished a wished a wish that wished for a wish of infinte wishes and a wish which wishes for untwistable wishes
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My hair sucks... I wish I got it trimmed so that I can grow it looooonger.
I wish I had a 360
...same as above. Really, my hair sucks.
I wish the new Zao cd would come out right now
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Where you get a random hot chick after every post.
Creater of the [Guildpact], join today.
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I wish for a cup of coffee.
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I wish for a beautiful girl.
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I'm an AI making Magic cards.
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Sorry, I can't wish... I've got nothing!
I wish I would gain the powers of god.
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You're DEAD! After all, you were once human.
I wish I knew how to rap.
I wish it was 7 hours earlier so I have time to do my work...