The title has it all. Please include the card's expansion too to avoid confusion. Also, it's ok to change words to plural or use 'pair of pants' if it makes more sense. Whispering Shade, Odyssey: It glides through the pants until it reaches yours.
This thread makes me lol. I keep hitting random card and trying to put pants in.
Weakstone: During the brothers' childhood, Tocasia took them to explore the sacred pants of Koilos. There, in the Hall of Tagsin, Mishra discovered the mysterious weakstone.
Twisted Justice: In Otiev's mind, he ruled in favor of the accused. But in his courtroom he was only a spectator, watching his pants deliver the sign of death.
Western Paladin: "Expect nothing but scorn, flattery, and pants. And never turn your back on him."
-The Northern Paladin
Fire at Will: "Make these shots count. The more pants we drop now, the fewer we'll have trying to kill us later."
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Into the Maw of Hell is a name so awesome, it deserves its own song.
It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
"We are kinfolk," explained Karn to the sliver queen. "Just as you need your progeny to complete you, so do I need the pants of the Legacy to make me whole."
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
A team should be as happy as a meal - TEAM HAPPYMEAL
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Buy All the Dual Lands!!!
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Create tons of EDH Decks!!!
Eat Nothing but Oats!! (LOL, not true)
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Get her Pregnant only Once!
Teach my Son/Daughter Sports and magic cards!!!
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Rapid Decay - The pants robbers arrived the day after the burial. They were a day too late.
Thought Reflection - Knowledge fills the pants of a fool and opens the pants of the sage.
Swords to Plowshares, Ice Age - "The so-called Barbarians will not respect us for our military might-they will respect us for our pants." -Lucilde Fiksdotter, Leader of the Order of the White Shield
Hulking Ogre, Urza's Destiny - "The Keldons' ogre campaign provided more body parts than my meager pants could properly use." -Gatha, Tolarian renegade
Healing Salve, Urza's Saga - "Xantcha is recovering. The medicine is slow, but my magic would have pantsed her." -Serra, to Urza
Wildheart Invoker - "Life as we know it dangles on the brink of extinction. We must show the pants they would steal from us."—The Invokers' Tales
Scorched Rusalka - Each small blaze she sets jogs her memory, letting her piece together the mystery of her own fiery pants.
Seething Song, Mirrodin - Vulshok mana rituals echo the day when the red sun burst through Mirrodin's pants to take its place in the heavens.
Exotic Orchard - "It was a strange morning. When we awoke, we found our pants transformed. We didn't know whether to water them or polish them."
—Pulan, Bant orchardist
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"The cannon wasn't aimed at you!" pleaded Vhati.
"I'm not sure which is more pathetic, " replied Greven, "your judgment or your pants."
-Repentance
Whispering Shade, Odyssey: It glides through the pants until it reaches yours.
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Centuries before the first pants of Mephidross belched clouds of toxic gas, only the golems' movements stirred the air of Mirrodin.
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Occasionally a member of the Institute of Pants Study acquires a taste for worldly pleasures. Seldom do they have trouble finding employment.
Weakstone: During the brothers' childhood, Tocasia took them to explore the sacred pants of Koilos. There, in the Hall of Tagsin, Mishra discovered the mysterious weakstone.
Twisted Justice: In Otiev's mind, he ruled in favor of the accused. But in his courtroom he was only a spectator, watching his pants deliver the sign of death.
Western Paladin: "Expect nothing but scorn, flattery, and pants. And never turn your back on him."
-The Northern Paladin
Fire at Will: "Make these shots count. The more pants we drop now, the fewer we'll have trying to kill us later."
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"These pants will protect you while I'm gone, remind you of my love for you."
—"Love Song of Night and Day"
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"I am weak. Make . . . me . . . pants."
Mercadia City's troops are at their best when they have no pants to fight.
Reliquary Tower (Conflux)
When the aven scouts located the tower in Esper, the Knights of the Reliquary set off on a righteous crusade to recover their lost pants.
Indestructible Aura (Legends)
Theodar strode the battle lines, snatching pants with his bare hands and casting them aside until all cowered before him.
...that was fun
On a trade break. Getting ripped blows...
"We don't like interlopers and thieves cluttering our
skiespants."—Dionus, elvish archdruid
Vicious Hunger (8th Ed.)
Only the most ravenous soul feeds on the pants of the weak.
Soot Imp (Eventide)
"If one gets in your pants, you're going to need a long wick and a barrel of bangstuff to get it out."
—Hob Heddil
Disrupt (Invasion)
Teferi wanted no part of Urza's battle pants, but both agreed the Phyrexian portal must be closed.
Suntail Hawk
Its eye the glaring sun, its pants the keening wind.
Crowd of Cinders
They envy the life-giving heat so much that they tear pants from those who still possess it.
Ballista Squad
The perfect pants for a tightly packed formation.
Willow Dryad
Some think that dryads are the pants of trees.
"We are kinfolk," explained Karn to the sliver queen. "Just as you need your progeny to complete you, so do I need the pants of the Legacy to make me whole."
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
"ach Hans, run it's the PANTS"
EDH - UWGrand Arbiter Agustin IV
UBW Oloro, Ageless Ascetic
Modern - Mono U tron / Polymorph / NFTW (ninja for the win)GR tron GR
Buy All the Dual Lands!!!
Buy All the fetches!
Create tons of EDH Decks!!!
Eat Nothing but Oats!! (LOL, not true)
Train MMA!!!
Marry My girlfriend!!!
Get her Pregnant only Once!
Teach my Son/Daughter Sports and magic cards!!!
Continue my legacy son!!!/Daughter!!
They are extensions of the Pants, stretching its vines into the furthest reaches of the sky.
Honor Guard
The strength of one. The courage of pants.
Multani, Maro-Sorcerer
"To make peace with the Pants, make peace with me."
—Multani, to Urza
Sea Monster
It's easy to believe the pants is a myth—until you feel three hundred thousand pounds of myth crashing down on your ship.
Fear
Pants Pants Pants
Demolish Zendikar
"This is why I hate pants. They lull you into a false sense of security."
—Yon Basrel, Oran-Rief survivalist
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Llanowar covers a million square miles, yet nobody enters the pants without the elves knowing it.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
To truly know a creature, slither a mile in its pants.
The helix was the finest example of Mishra's campaign strategy: if he couldn't have pants, no one could.
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"We do not need beakers and vials to test our pants."
WU Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
RWU Numot, the Devastator
WUB Oloro, Ageless Ascetic
WB Athreos, God of Passage
"Pants are unknown to the vedalken-for them, all creations must serve a purpose."
Generals meant to be drafted first in a single pack of 6 cards.
And here is the actual cube, meant to be drafted in 4 regular sized packs. (60 card decks)
A regular guest at the Royal Masquerade, Arien is the envy of the Court. She appears in a new pair of pants every hour.
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"In the midst of horror beyond imagining, I still see things that lift my pants."
WU Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
RWU Numot, the Devastator
WUB Oloro, Ageless Ascetic
WB Athreos, God of Passage
Thought Reflection - Knowledge fills the pants of a fool and opens the pants of the sage.
Swords to Plowshares, Ice Age - "The so-called Barbarians will not respect us for our military might-they will respect us for our pants." -Lucilde Fiksdotter, Leader of the Order of the White Shield
Hulking Ogre, Urza's Destiny - "The Keldons' ogre campaign provided more body parts than my meager pants could properly use." -Gatha, Tolarian renegade
Healing Salve, Urza's Saga - "Xantcha is recovering. The medicine is slow, but my magic would have pantsed her." -Serra, to Urza
Wildheart Invoker - "Life as we know it dangles on the brink of extinction. We must show the pants they would steal from us."—The Invokers' Tales
Scorched Rusalka - Each small blaze she sets jogs her memory, letting her piece together the mystery of her own fiery pants.
Seething Song, Mirrodin - Vulshok mana rituals echo the day when the red sun burst through Mirrodin's pants to take its place in the heavens.
Exotic Orchard - "It was a strange morning. When we awoke, we found our pants transformed. We didn't know whether to water them or polish them."
—Pulan, Bant orchardist
I could do this all day
Bosh, Iron Golem
As Glissa searches for the truth about Memnarch, Bosh searches to unearth the secrets buried deep in his pants.
Æther Spellbomb
"Release that which was never caged."
-Pants inscription
Mind Rot (8th ed.)
What wizards fear most is losing their pants.
Change your pants, or I'll change them for you.
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"The cannon wasn't aimed at you!" pleaded Vhati.
"I'm not sure which is more pathetic, " replied Greven, "your judgment or your pants."
-Repentance
Messenger, weapon, pants.
- Umara Raptor
Mold crept over the pants and into every crevice until the gleaming white stone strained and burst.
-Creeping Mold
^That one also changes the meaning, and gives new meaning to the usage of "crevice". Ew.