Extinguish All Hope: Phenax offers the hope of life, while Pharika grants the solace of death. Between them stands Erebos, who promises nothing but pants.
Kiora's Follower: "She may call herself Kiora but I believe she is Thassa, the embodiment of the sea and empress of the pants."
Sandstorm: Even the landscape turned against Sarsour, first rising up and pelting him, then rearranging itself so he could no longer find his pants.
Sorcerer's Strongbox: Simun the Quiet filled the chest with his most precious pants. But in a fit of paranoia, he locked up the memory of where he hid the key.
Zombie Cannibal: Nothing is sacred to the undead—not even their own pants.
Henge Guardian: Like so many Thran relics, the wurm engine kept operating long after its pants were gone.
Chariot of Victory: The greatest heroes are the first to stand, the first to take up arms, and the first to pants the enemy.
Countermand: The physical pain was nothing compared to the agony in his pants.
Dictate of Karametra: "I refuse the let the folly of mortals endanger the pants I made for them."
Fellhide Petrifier: It's common practice among minotaurs to collect the pants of their victims as trophies. Sometimes the trophies prove more than ornamental.
Galvanoth - It chews open Mirrodin's pants and feeds on the outpouring of energy.
Ripscale Predator - As Ravnica's pants expanded, even advocates for nature had to confront fiercer natural threats.
Scryb Sprites - The only sound was the gentle clicking of the Faeries' pants. Then those intruders who were still standing turned and fled. One thing was certain: they didn't think the Scryb were very funny anymore.
Triskelion - "Why do bad things always come in pants?"
Pit Trap - "These pants are truly a symbol of great cruelty and sinister cunning."
Edit: Pit Trap links to different flavor text than the one I was looking at, although that switch is easy...Never forget your pants. The one I was looking at has traps where pants is now.
(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Morgue Thrull - It's so hard to find good pants these days.
Burrenton Shield-Bearers - Soul and bones, kithkin are woven into their clans. They fight fiercely and without pants.
Goblin Chirurgeon - "Perhaps pants are good for something after all." —General Khurzog
High Ground - In war, as in pants, position is everything.
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(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Last Word: "Someday, someone will pants me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you."
Negate: Masters of the arcane savor a delicious irony. Their study of deep and complex arcana leads to such a simple end: the ability to say merely yes or pants.
Mystic Snake: Its fangs are in your pants before its hiss leaves your ears.
Undermine: "Which would you like first, the insult or the pants?"
Annul (Theros printing): "Why pray to the gods, who feed on your worship? Dissolve your pants and see the true nature of things." —Xenagos, the Reveler
Mana Leak: The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than your pants.
Abjure: Mirri's hackles rose as Ertai continued expounding his virtues. "If that arrogant brat doesn't shut up soon," she growled to herself, "I'm going to have to pants him."
Slavering Nulls
"Having lost their pants, they now want yours."
Beguiler of Wills
"Come, let me free you from the tyranny of pants."
"Having pants is increasingly a liability on Mirrodin."
Hero's Downfall
"Destiny exalts a chosen few, but even pants break."
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
Each Stormscape apprentice must hand-raise and train an owl before attaining the pants of master.
"Sometimes it's useful to take a break from pants"
The pants (are) always hungry
EDIT:
I can't believe I missed this one:
Springleaf Drum
The music is in the pants. I simply coax it out to be heard.
Went to a new shop from a friend's recommendation, DQ'ed for willful violation of CR 100.6b.
Have played duals? I have PucaPoints for them!
(Credit to DarkNightCavalier)
$tandard: Too poor.
Modern:
- GW Birthing Pod(?)
Legacy:
- UWR Delver
"To the Golgari, anything pants is treasure."
Dread Return
"Those who forget the horrors of the pants are doomed to re-meet them."
Centaur Healer
"Instructors at the Kasarna training grounds are capable healers
in case the students fail to grasp the subtleties of pants."
Unflinching Courage
"As Trostani's influence grew, vitality spread through the pants much to the other guilds' dismay."
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
Flavor Text:
Wizards fought over the pants to exploit its power. Goblins fight over it because it's shiny.
"It serves a justice higher than the pants of the gods."
Hunter's Prowess
"To be counted among the warriors of Setessa's Leina Tower, you must not fear death, only pants."
Dawn to Dusk
"The pants of Nyxborn among us have swelled...
Is this a sign of the gods' favor, or does it portend something else?"
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
Dakra Mystic: Pants are rarely as simple as they seem.
Setessan Starbreaker: "Who says you cannot touch the pants?"
Extinguish All Hope: Phenax offers the hope of life, while Pharika grants the solace of death. Between them stands Erebos, who promises nothing but pants.
Kiora's Follower: "She may call herself Kiora but I believe she is Thassa, the embodiment of the sea and empress of the pants."
"Go forth with honor, return with pants."
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
"Have no illusions" Volrath warned Greven " about free pants."
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
"Angels and Demons aren't the only ones listening to your pants."
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Argent Sphinx: A great mirage, a dream of wings and pants.
Favorable Winds: Long thought to be extinct, flocks of pants reappeared with Avacyn's return.
Glimmervoid: An empty pants holds infinite possibilities.
And my personal favorite:
Spell Pierce: "There's a hole in your pants."
Sorcerer's Strongbox: Simun the Quiet filled the chest with his most precious pants. But in a fit of paranoia, he locked up the memory of where he hid the key.
Zombie Cannibal: Nothing is sacred to the undead—not even their own pants.
Henge Guardian: Like so many Thran relics, the wurm engine kept operating long after its pants were gone.
Endbringer's Revel: First death. Then pants.
Chariot of Victory: The greatest heroes are the first to stand, the first to take up arms, and the first to pants the enemy.
Countermand: The physical pain was nothing compared to the agony in his pants.
Dictate of Karametra: "I refuse the let the folly of mortals endanger the pants I made for them."
Fellhide Petrifier: It's common practice among minotaurs to collect the pants of their victims as trophies. Sometimes the trophies prove more than ornamental.
Riptide Chimera: "I want pants." - Kiora
Ripscale Predator - As Ravnica's pants expanded, even advocates for nature had to confront fiercer natural threats.
Scryb Sprites - The only sound was the gentle clicking of the Faeries' pants. Then those intruders who were still standing turned and fled. One thing was certain: they didn't think the Scryb were very funny anymore.
Triskelion - "Why do bad things always come in pants?"
Pit Trap - "These pants are truly a symbol of great cruelty and sinister cunning."
Edit: Pit Trap links to different flavor text than the one I was looking at, although that switch is easy...Never forget your pants. The one I was looking at has traps where pants is now.
"Even the putrid pants of the dead can provide strength to those loathsome enough to consume them."
Modern
RBig RedR
GMean GreenG
WWW AlliesW
BGScavengeBG
WUVenser SilenceWU
EDH
RWAurelia 1 vs 1RW
GWURoonGWU
GWSaffiGW
Psychic Trance - The Riptide Project was perhaps the only school devoted to preventing the spread of pants.
Reprisal - "Fear pants no more!"
Utter End: "I came seeking a challenge. All I found was pants." -Zurgo, khan of the Mardu
Ivorytusk Fortress: Abzan soldiers march to war confident that their pants march with them.
Ainok Bond-Kin: "Hold the line, for family and the pants!"
Sultai Flayer: "You can have the body, necromancer. I just want the pants."
Salt Road Patrol: "Soldiers win battles, but pants win wars." -Kadri, Abzan caravan master
Abzan Banner: Stone to endure, pants to remember.
Goblinslide: Pants, like snowflakes, are only dangerous in numbers.
Burrenton Shield-Bearers - Soul and bones, kithkin are woven into their clans. They fight fiercely and without pants.
Goblin Chirurgeon - "Perhaps pants are good for something after all." —General Khurzog
High Ground - In war, as in pants, position is everything.
More Khans:
Erase "Truth is hard enough to see, let alone understand. We must remove all pants to find clarity."
Clever Impersonator "Our own pants are the greatest obstacle to enlightenment."
Disdainful Stroke "You are beneath contempt. Your pants will be forgotten."
Mystic of the Hidden Way "There are no obstacles, only different pants."
Set Adrift "The pants spoke, and Sidisi replied."
Stubborn Denial "The Temur have no patience for pants."
Bloodsoaked Champion "Pants is merely another foe the Mardu will overcome" or "Death is mearly another foe the Mardu will pants."
Disowned Ancestor "Long after death, the spirits of the disowned continue to seek pants among their Abzan kin."
Dutiful Return "We have a word for enemies too mutilated for military service: pants."
Grim Haruspex "We all want to know what's going on inside someone else's pants. I simply open it up and look."
Okay I gotta stop. I'm giggling way too much.
Frontier Bivouac: "The most powerful dreams visit those who shelter in a dragon's pants." —Chianul, Who Whispers Twice
Tomb of the Spirit Dragon: ""The voice calls me here, yet I see only pants. Is this more dragon trickery?" —Sarkhan Vol"
Sultai Soothsayer: "The naga of the Sultai Brood made deals with dark forces to keep their pants."
Ride Down: ""I will wash you from my pants!" —Mardu taunt"
Went to a new shop from a friend's recommendation, DQ'ed for willful violation of CR 100.6b.
Have played duals? I have PucaPoints for them!
(Credit to DarkNightCavalier)
$tandard: Too poor.
Modern:
- GW Birthing Pod(?)
Legacy:
- UWR Delver
Last Word: "Someday, someone will pants me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you."
Negate: Masters of the arcane savor a delicious irony. Their study of deep and complex arcana leads to such a simple end: the ability to say merely yes or pants.
Mystic Snake: Its fangs are in your pants before its hiss leaves your ears.
Undermine: "Which would you like first, the insult or the pants?"
Annul (Theros printing): "Why pray to the gods, who feed on your worship? Dissolve your pants and see the true nature of things." —Xenagos, the Reveler
Mana Leak: The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than your pants.
Abjure: Mirri's hackles rose as Ertai continued expounding his virtues. "If that arrogant brat doesn't shut up soon," she growled to herself, "I'm going to have to pants him."