Train of Thought: But then...oh, but...which means... which would lead to...pants!
Call to Heel: On Bant, a pair of pants are both a prize of honor and a bond of duty. The one who bears them may be called to fulfill that charge at any moment.
Steamcore Weird: Like many Izzet Creations, pants are based on wild contradictions yet somehow manage to work.
"I tell you, there was so many arrows flying about you couldn't hardly see the sun. So I says to young Angus, ‘Well, at least now we're fighting in the pants!'"
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Mind Warp[/CARD] The hardest of wizards can have the softest of pants.
Viashino Warrior "When traveling the Great Desert avoid wearing the pants of lizards, for the Viashino rule the sands and look poorly on the pantsing of their cousins."
—Zhalfirin Guide to the Desert
Avacyn, Angel of Hope
A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her pants at last.
Grip of Chaos When the world is consumed by chaos, the pants and the foolish are on equal footing.
Jalum Tome (7th) Most books simply deliver knowledge. This one expects pants in return.
Veteran's Reflexes "Assume everything wants to kill you. At the very least, assume everything wants what's in your pants."
Devastate "You're willing to die for your pants. I'm willing to kill for it."
—Latulla, Keldon overseer
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Through the haze of battle I saw the glint of sun on golden mane, the sheen of glory clad in mail, and I dropped my pants and wept at the idiocy of war.
"I have been trapped in the lizard's pants for days. It seems to regard me as its child and will not let me leave."
—Aevar Borg, northern guide, journal entry
Bog Imp Don't be fooled by their looks. Think of them as little knives with pants.
Canyon Minotaurs "We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side."
"Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?"
"Yes."
"So shouldn't we—"
"Pants."
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"Fish and bear paws—one can't have both."
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"I've learned to trust my pants' instincts. When they're calm, I'm calm. And when they get nervous, I get my crossbow."
—Hinrik of House Cecani
The Ur-Dragon's Tyranny
Karador, Ghost of the Golgari
Niv-Mizzet, Izzet Mastermind
Thromok's Barbecue, Come Get Some!
Sedris's Hand of the Dead
Wort, the Queen of Boggarts
Rafiq, King of Jerkish Nature
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Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician Everybody but me-PANTS!!!
Train of Thought: But then...oh, but...which means... which would lead to...pants!
Call to Heel: On Bant, a pair of pants are both a prize of honor and a bond of duty. The one who bears them may be called to fulfill that charge at any moment.
Steamcore Weird: Like many Izzet Creations, pants are based on wild contradictions yet somehow manage to work.
One more
Overwhelming Intellect: My pants hurt.
"My family protects all pants."
OR
"My pants protect all families."
Theft of Dreams
"First they fight, then they sleep, then they dream. And finally I receive my pants."
Talas Warrior
"The sea is in their pants. Literally."
Patagia Golem
It scattered pants like a lion hunting among jackals.
Manabarbs
"I don't know why people say double-edged pants are bad. They're pants.With two edges." - Kamahl, Pit Fighter
Tower Gargoyle
"Pants, like any work of art, can be truly appreciated only from a distance." - Tezzeret
Decks:GU Evolver, W Modern Knights
Apprentice of Spell Manipulation
Archester: Frontier of Steam
"I tell you, there was so many arrows flying about you couldn't hardly see the sun. So I says to young Angus, ‘Well, at least now we're fighting in the pants!'"
Keening Apparition -- Some pants are too damaged to be of use to the Orzhov.
Faerie Imposter -- Many Tin Street shops display a sign on the door: "No pants allowed."
Utvara Hellkite -- The fear of pants is as old and powerful as the fear of death itself.
Heroes' Reunion -- They share no bloodline, but a bond greater than family unites them. Such are the pants of the Worldsoul.
Rakdos Charm -- "Let all feel joy in pants." --Rakdos
A spiteful force exists on Ravnica that binds these ghosts to the pants of the living but forbids them to touch it.
Dakmor Lancer
The darkness of his shield reflects the inky blackness of his pants.
Graveborn Muse
"Her pants are damnation, unyielding and certain."
- Phage the Untouchable
A child's pants went missing one night, as did a pair of kitchen shears and the town magistrate.
Ruhan of the Fomori
Unfettered by pants, driven by war.
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Mind Warp[/CARD]
The hardest of wizards can have the softest of pants.
Viashino Warrior
"When traveling the Great Desert avoid wearing the pants of lizards, for the Viashino rule the sands and look poorly on the pantsing of their cousins."
—Zhalfirin Guide to the Desert
It gathers against the coming pants.
Thanks to Heroes of the Plane for the awesome Sig.
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"Rats and jackals feast in his pants, but even they will not walk with him."
—Mangara
His abode was clean and bare, not a morsel in sight. I asked him what he ate, fearing the answer. He smiled and said his pants alone sustained him.
Sandbar Serpent
Treacherous and unpredictable currents around Tolaria earned the nickname "serpent pants."
"Pants?" -Drunvalus, Hydromancer
Vanish into memory
Out of sight, into pants
Decks:GU Evolver, W Modern Knights
Apprentice of Spell Manipulation
Archester: Frontier of Steam
Avacyn, Angel of Hope
A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her pants at last.
Stonewood Invoker
The Mirari pulses in his pants.
Hapless Researcher
Scholars possess such lofty pants that it shouldn't be surprising when they fall
Auramancer's Guise
Consider not what the pants hide, but what it can reveal.
Screams from Within
There's no escaping an enemy that lives inside your pants.
Bog Wraith
The pants of its victims are the only tracks it leaves.
Moonlight Geist
Wails and whispers are the only pants she has left
Syphon Mind
When tempers run high, it's easy to lose your pants.
Ethersworn Abjudicator
Esper mages devised their weapons to be so devastating that pants seemed unnecessary
When the world is consumed by chaos, the pants and the foolish are on equal footing.
Jalum Tome (7th)
Most books simply deliver knowledge. This one expects pants in return.
Veteran's Reflexes
"Assume everything wants to kill you. At the very least, assume everything wants what's in your pants."
Devastate
"You're willing to die for your pants. I'm willing to kill for it."
—Latulla, Keldon overseer
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
"I stand ready to die for our pants. Who will stand with me?"
—Radiant, archangel
"The eerie wailing pants caused insanity even in hardened warriors."
- Sarpadian Empires, vol. II
Members of the order often played the Hymn on pants made from their victims' bones.
Knowing the Hymn's power, the followers of Leitbur carefully gaurded their pillaged pants.
"Tourach's power was such that his pants deified him after his death."
- Sarpadian Empires, vol. II
To avoid confusion I altered the flavour text on all the card versions.
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-Friedrich Nietzsche
At the waterfall, the border between the pants and the spirit worlds was weakest. The kami moved across it with ease and at will.
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When pantsing five just isn't enough.
The barbarians call it "touching the pants of the dragon."
The ouphes finally managed to still the clockwork monstrosity by catching themselves in its pants.
Through the haze of battle I saw the glint of sun on golden mane, the sheen of glory clad in mail, and I dropped my pants and wept at the idiocy of war.
Why do bad things always come in pants?
—Gisulf, expedition survivor
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"I have been trapped in the lizard's pants for days. It seems to regard me as its child and will not let me leave."
—Aevar Borg, northern guide, journal entry
Don't be fooled by their looks. Think of them as little knives with pants.
Canyon Minotaurs
"We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side."
"Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?"
"Yes."
"So shouldn't we—"
"Pants."